Sea Otter Gravel 2025 Recap - Lifetime Grand Prix DESTROYS road cycling in America

We were not anywhere near the Sea Otter Classic elite field Gravel race this Thursday but the Holy Spirit was locked into the instagram live feed and we had to talk about it to Gravel Dad. Today's Riffs include...-Simon Pelluad + Tudor Cycling team is taking over American Gravel Cycling?-unhinged normies projecting Matt Beers vs Keegan Cape Epic drama-Lifetime production team killed it with their DIY livestream and rapid uploads even though it wasn't always working and wasn't a real stream-Deranged gravel fans in comment sections-Keegan threw up! (more interesting than winning)-Haley Batten has a training ride during Sea Otter-Cecily Decker hero ride for Pas Normal Racing-Payson McElveen crashed his new Allied Bike -- but will gravel dads still call into his podcast?-Midpack blues for privateers (get the excuses ready!)-Chase Wark's DNS - Fatherhood- what are gravel roads really?-Pitching Privateer HARD KNOCKS style reality docuseries-Trakka Fever and BWR California-Bonk Bros fans Versus Phil Gaimon fans