Sean Connery as a Glittering Green Knight?! | SWORD OF THE VALIANT (1984) episode artwork

EPISODE · Feb 14, 2026 · 51 MIN

Sean Connery as a Glittering Green Knight?! | SWORD OF THE VALIANT (1984)

from Nerd Legion · host last free nation

What happens when you take the legend of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight… and turn it into an 80s fantasy fever dream starring a glitter-covered Sean Connery? In this episode of Nerd Legion, we dive into Sword of the Valiant (1984): one of the strangest fantasy adaptations ever made. Featuring Miles O’Keeffe, Peter Cushing, John Rhys-Davies, and Ronald Lacey, this stacked cast somehow delivers one of the most unintentionally hilarious medieval movies of the decade. From animatronic severed heads… to magical invisibility rings… to unicorn-eating knights… to the worst synth soundtrack we’ve ever heard.  This movie has everything except a coherent moral. Is it terrible? Absolutely.Is it entertaining? Without question. Let’s talk glitter armor, bad fight choreography, Arthurian lore, and why Sean Connery keeps taking fantasy roles he “doesn’t understand.” Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

What happens when you take the legend of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight… and turn it into an 80s fantasy fever dream starring a glitter-covered Sean Connery? In this episode of Nerd Legion, we dive into Sword of the Valiant (1984): one of the strangest fantasy adaptations ever made. Featuring Miles O’Keeffe, Peter Cushing, John Rhys-Davies, and Ronald Lacey, this stacked cast somehow delivers one of the most unintentionally hilarious medieval movies of the decade. From animatronic severed heads… to magical invisibility rings… to unicorn-eating knights… to the worst synth soundtrack we’ve ever heard. This movie has everything except a coherent moral. Is it terrible? Absolutely. Is it entertaining? Without question. Let’s talk glitter armor, bad fight choreography, Arthurian lore, and why Sean Connery keeps taking fantasy roles he “doesn’t understand.”

NOW PLAYING

Sean Connery as a Glittering Green Knight?! | SWORD OF THE VALIANT (1984)

0:00 51:47

No transcript for this episode yet

We transcribe on demand. Request one and we'll notify you when it's ready — usually under 10 minutes.

Frequently Asked Questions

How long is this episode of Nerd Legion?

This episode is 51 minutes long.

When was this Nerd Legion episode published?

This episode was published on February 14, 2026.

What is this episode about?

What happens when you take the legend of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight… and turn it into an 80s fantasy fever dream starring a glitter-covered Sean Connery? In this episode of Nerd Legion, we dive into Sword of the Valiant (1984): one of the...

Can I download this Nerd Legion episode?

Yes, you can download this episode by clicking the download button on the episode player, or subscribe to the podcast in your preferred podcast app for automatic downloads.
URL copied to clipboard!