Season 3, Ep. 15: Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

You wanted Poppycock for our Season 3 finale? Well you'll have *plenty* of Poppycock to point out in the piping-hot pile of pure cinematic paraquat that is "Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets." Directed by dirtbag Luc Besson, and featuring one of the least charismatic protagonists in the history of film, plus a complete lack of chemistry between the two romantic leads, "Valerian..." was chosen by KC to ensure that our proper Poppycock quota would be reached by Season's end. What this episode proves is that you don't have to enjoy the film we're covering in order to have a blast with us as we pick it apart. Sometimes you don't even need to have seen the flick. So let the Poppycock ooze through you as you partake in this scathing Season finale, cheers!       00:05:00 Reel Basic Facts 00:09:58 F*ck you, Luc Besson 00:17:05 Clive Owen Doesn't Move Ed's Needle 00:28:30 Laureline is no Dakota Fanning, That's for Sure 00:37:10 KC details mark-a$$ Dane Dehaan's Wet Dream 00:51:34 Dane & Cara must have Failed Chemistry Class 01:08:05 You can Wake-Up now Trevor, Rihanna has Finally Entered the Film 01:18:14 Which Queen of the Stage is Worse on the Big-Screen, Rihanna or Beyonce? 01:33:21 Poppycock Round-Up 01:48:19 Season 4 Teaser & Season 3 Wrap-Up         {credit to all respective artists for song clips used in this episode, all rights reserved}   - "Space Oddity" by David Bowie - "We Tryin' to Stay Alive" Wyclef Jean and Pras - "The World (Is Going Up in Flames)" by Charles Bradley           Instagram: @reelpoppycock   YouTube: Reel Poppycock    Host K.C. @dangerbrewer on Instagram    Host Ed Lanier @edlaniermusic on Instagram   Host Trevor Boland (He is old, find him on Facebook)