Season 3, Episode 4

Quint from the movie "Jaws" does the narration from "A Christmas Story." Ted, Michael, and Gillian discuss what charities to donate to. Ted, Michael, and Gillian play a new game called "What's In A Sip?" "Things You Should Never Ever Say on a First Date…or Probably Ever" is back! ~*~ Credits: "Quint Does Ralphie: 1" Quint: Ted O'Gorman "Charity Conversation" Ted O'Gorman, Michael Smith, Gillian Pensavalle "Quint Does Ralphie: 2" Quint: Ted O'Gorman "What's in a Sip" Ted O'Gorman, Michael Smith, Gillian Pensavalle "Quint Does Ralphie: 3" Quint: Ted O'Gorman "Things You Should Never Say: 4"V.O./Woman: Gillian Pensavalle, Janice McIntyre Guy: Ted O'Gorman, Nik Walker Man: Michael Smith, C. Julian Jimenez Guy 1: James Monroe Iglehart, Eddy Lee Woman 1: Aneesa Folds, April Sickler Prepper: Patrick McCartney Crotch Woman: Hallie O'Gorman ~*~ This show was produced by Jenson Neal, Gillian Pensavalle, Michael Smith, and Mischief Media. It was edited and sound engineered by Audio Muses. Follow us on Twitter for the latest updates and outtakes, and don't forget to check out our merch on MischiefMerch.com! Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones is a member of the Mischief Media network.