Season 3, Episode 5

Ted and Michael go… noir. A new medical condition exists with a stunningly medieval remedy…for some people's most intimate of areas. Supervillain Bane has to walk through Santacon! Ted and Michael answer fan mail. ~*~ Credits: "Ted and Michael Noir: 1" Ted O'Gorman, Michael Smith, Gillian Pensavalle Good: Patrick McCartney "Swiss Cheese Penis"V.O.: C. Julian Jimenez Man 1: Ted O'Gorman Man 2: Eddy Lee Man 3: Patrick McCartney "Bane at Santacon" V.O./Drunk 1: Ted O'Gorman Bane: Michael Smith Drunk 4 (Woman): Gillian Pensavalle Drunk 2 (Man): Eddy Lee Drunk 3 (Woman): Hallie O'Gorman Conductor: April Sickler "Ted and Michael Noir: 2"Ted O'Gorman, Michael Smith, Gillian Pensavalle "Fan Mail" Ted O'Gorman, Michael Smith ~*~ This show was produced by Jenson Neal, Gillian Pensavalle, Michael Smith, and Mischief Media. It was edited and sound engineered by Audio Muses. Follow us on Twitter for the latest updates and outtakes, and don't forget to check out our merch on MischiefMerch.com! Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones is a member of the Mischief Media network.