EPISODE · May 1, 2019 · 12 MIN
Season One Episode Three
from Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones · host Ted O'Gorman and Michael Paul Smith
Werner Herzog continues to fawn over an increasingly uncomfortable Steve Zahn in their interview series. Ted, Michael, and friends present more things you should never, ever say on a first date… or probably ever. Donald Trump plays another round of the board game "Guess Who" against his favorite lackey: Stephen Miller. Ted and Michael offer alternatives to food-related terms of endearment for your loved ones. The New York satellite campus of Hogwarts releases another low-budget ad chock full of local testimonials. Credits: --Werner and Zahn 2-- Werner Herzog: Ted O'Gorman Steve Zahn: Michael Paul Smith --Thing You Should Never Ever Say on A First Date 2-- Cast: Ted O'Gorman, Michael Paul Smith, Gillian Pensavalle, Kelly Warne, Hallie O'Gorman --Trump Guess Who 2-- Donald Trump: Mike O'Gorman Stephen Miller: Michael Paul Smith *Features original music by Richie Kormos* --Honey Replacements-- Ted: Ted O'Gorman Mike: Michael Paul Smith --Hogwarts 2-- Host: Mike O'Gorman Testimonials: Nick Costa, Ted O'Gorman, Michael Paul Smith, Gillian Pensavalle, Hallie O'Gorman
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