Secret Ultron Bunny Wars

Bunnies with Darth Vader helmets, spraying toilets, thousands of dollars worth of damage, and kissing in church. All this and more we cover in our "Comic Book Podcast." Alright, can't we just call a spade a spayed? Do we really have to keep up with this charade? (what are you, rhyming now?) I feel like we just don't talk about comics anymore. (What are you talking about? We talked for like two whole hours on Age of Ultron and Secret Wars!) I know, I know. But really, how does that compare to the time we spend on farm stories and kid stories and muscular movie star stories? (I don't talk about muscular movie star stories all that much!) Oh you don't? I feel like I'm constantly inundated with your chiseled abs and your cut pectorals and your glamour hair and your pouty lips and your sparse facial hair. (I think you may have some real issues, there bro.) Now seems as good a time as any to mention our sponsors. We are sponsored by DCBService.com. Get all your Marvel pre-orders for 40% off cover price. They even have specials and clearance issues for up to 70% off! And don't forget their sister site, InStockTrades.com. All orders over $50 are free shipping. We are also sponsored by Community Retail Partnership. Sign up to get discounts on all your Office Depot supplies. It's like a Sam's Club card for Office Depot! Go to crpsavings.com and sign up today for a lifetime membership! Moreover, our third sponsor is michaelwebsolutions.com. Do you need web solutions? Call Darrin!!! And remember, until next time, make yours Marvel 616 Politics!