Secret Wars Round Up

It's no secret: the war is upon us. That's right, and what do we have to show for it? Surprisingly, a lot of good/mediocre/bad stuff. (Well, maybe it isn't that much of a surprise, BUT you will be surprised that Jarid and I actually AGREE on some of this nonsense.) That's right, you heard it hear first that there is no secret and no surprise. Old Man Logan is better with Bendis! Maybe that should be a tagline...right? Here--here, try it. "Avengers--Now better with Bendis!" See it works. (Okay, let me try it. AHEM. "X-Men--Now better with Bendis." Say, that was pretty good.) You like that? Then you'll love this! "Scorpion Venom sucking face with Collektra in the Armor Wars--Now better with Bendis!" (Why? Why would you do that?) What? (You ruined it, man.) WHAT? Don't walk away! Don't leave! DON'T LEAVE! JAAAAAAARRRIIIIIIIIID! Now seems as good a time as any to mention our sponsors. We are sponsored by DCBService.com. Get all your Marvel pre-orders for 40% off cover price. They even have specials and clearance issues for up to 70% off! And don't forget their sister site, InStockTrades.com. All orders over $50 are free shipping. We are also sponsored by Community Retail Partnership. Sign up to get discounts on all your Office Depot supplies. It's like a Sam's Club card for Office Depot! Go to crpsavings.com and sign up today for a lifetime membership! Moreover, our third sponsor is michaelwebsolutions.com. Do you need web solutions? Call Darrin!!! And remember, until next time, make yours Marvel 616 Politics!