Segment 1 - Show Open 07.02.12

For the First Time in 2 Weeks the Entire Group Is Here Together with Doug Returning From Vacation, And Doug Is Pissed Right Off the Bat that His Computer Has Not Been Fixed Since He Went to Nebraska, There Was a Pool of Blood in the Bathroom and That Is How My Trip Started Off, Did You Scold Your Child For Not Getting a Clutch Hit?, Do You Think This is the Hotel Where Johns Take Their Hookers?, You Could Not Have Stayed at a Worse Hotel, I Did Go to the Olympic Swimming Qualifiers One Night, and Every Hotel In That City Was Just Packed All Week Long