Segment 1 - Show Open 07.10.12

What the Hell Did Your Father Do Actually Because You Can't Seem to Tell Us a Damn Thing?, Maybe He Was a Spy and You Just Weren't Aware Of It, You Do Know That There Was a Major League Player That Was a Spy, It Is Very Possible That So Taguchi Was Here As A Spy, I Don't Believe There Were Very Many Rules Regarding Things Once the Bombs Started Going Off, Last Night There Was Quite the Development In the World of WWE That Makes Our Prize Today Even More Valuable, and You Can't Be Serious About That Event Being the Most Exciting Sporting Event You Have Ever Been To In Your Life