Segment 1 - Show Open 07.12.12

The Real Good News Is That I Am Here Today and Gone Tomorrow Once Again, We Have a Real Group of Stars Trying to Fill In For You, It Is Good to Be Back in Missouri Where Some of the Upper Crust Reside, Where We Go in New Jersey We Are Among the 1%ers, There Was No Family on Family Crime, Of Course I Had to Drop $80 to Win Tyler the Stuffed Animal He Just Had to Have, I Did Notice There Are About 2 Types of Guys at the Beach with Their Bodies, Talk About All Kinds of Bad Decisions That May Have Been the Worst One Ever, and I Will Be Honest with You I Am Scared of a Boardwalk Rollercoaster and Their Stability