Segment 1 - Show Open 08.03.12

Doug You Missed Him in a Terrible Way But Jimmy The Cat Hayes Is Back From the Road Trip with the Cardinals, Use Your Words Timmy, What Time Did You Get Back This Morning From Colorado Because You Have to Do the Thing Tonight Too Don't You?, Still Why Jimmy Key That Just Doesn't Make Sense At All, Boy Now I Feel Bad Because Berkman Was Asking Me About When He Gets to Join the Show Again, Here Ya Go Cat This Is a Joe Piscopo Promo, What Happened with Tracy Morgan Joining the Show This Morning Because I Know We Have Been Working On It For Two Weeks?, and Doug You Weren't Sure You Were a Man That Could Please Another Man But At Least You Don't Have to Anchor Saturday Night Because You Are Going Out of Town