Segment 1 - Show Open 08.09.12

Doug Is Hanging Out Trout Fishing with Billy Joel This Morning & I Happened to Get a Text From Doug While He Was Sitting in a Canoe, I Met with the Board Last Night & We Could NOT Award a Spirit Win For That Performance Against the Giants, How Did She End Up on The Show This Morning?, Charlie You Are Looking Way Too Deep at This Padres Thing, I Have Told the Producers That I Want to Get People Prepared For Series That Are a Month Away, She Was Probably Making Six Figures While She Was the Entertainment Reporter, I Thought Those Storms Only Took Place Off the Coast of Japan, I Think If This Clip Would Have Been a YouTube Hit She Would Have Made Money, Cat You Ruined My Shot Last Night of Mozeliak, and We Are Putting a Lot More Work Into This Than Will Clark on Tuesday