Segment 1 - Show Open, Doug has a sexy photoshoot, Cards Talk 08.17.12

I Beg Your Pardon About Sex Toy Girl Madyson in the Nine O'Clock Hour, You Knew They Were Getting Techno with Sex Toys Online These Days, How Is That Possible That You Can Feel Her Through the Internet?, If Doug Is Going to Be a Doubting Thomas He Needs to Test the Device During the Big Phat Sports Show, Something Happened On Your Facebook Account This Morning Doug Are You Aware of This?, Why Were You Having Sexy Pictures Taken at 5:00 This Morning Down By the Brewery?, Every Once in a While I Will Just Walk Downstairs Naked and In My Work Shoes, They Want You to Click and the Next Thing You Know You Are Checking In, Oh Boy I Got to Wake Up This Morning and See That the Cardinals Blew the 1-0 Lead in the Ninth with Two Homers, Kyle Lohse Gets Banged Again with a No Decision & Should Be On His Way to the Cy Young this Season, and Now The Cardinals Have Suffered 20 One Run Loses