Selective Sabermetrics. Bullpen Session. Better Nut Luck

You've found The Crowley Show where the Blues lost game six and the Pirates got their ass swept this weekend. Crowley gets irate over the Pirates and their willingness to half ass every thing that they do. He also crushes Hurdle for his explanation of pitching Rich Rod yesterday, and hates that tit seems like the Pirates only use some and not all of the analytics at their disposal. Crowley then explains to us that this first hour of the week is more like a bullpen session for him, just feeling out the show ahead and boy does it show. Crowley then tells you a former Penguin that he would love to bring back to the Burgh on the cheap this offseason.