Sept. 24, 2013: The Beyoncé Episode (Managing Your Booty Roster & Maintaining Your Millions)

In this episode: A listener bemoans The Game. Vexed by texts. SMS stress. A reeeaaalll pain in the behind. Why won’t her booty call answer The Call of the Booty in a timely manner? The Guy Friends deliver a sobering lesson on paying your dues in the current sexual economy. Back in our day, you had to hike 10 miles just to see a broad’s ankle! And how should we manage wealth disparities in our relationships? An enterprising listener is sick and tired of the unwashed masses, mewling and griping for handouts. She works for her money! Why should some freeloader get bailed out of a P.F. Chang’s check with her blood, sweat and tears?! Tune-in as the Guy Friends grow neckbeards to break their shackles. Beyonce-Me Myself & I (Max Bateman Bootleg Remix) (Max Bateman) CC BY 3.0