September 7, 2027. Duct tape became airborne handcuffs for one moron!

Canadian baggage handlers get arrested for sticking drugs in customers' suitcases! Sorry! Norwegian's Pride of America has a complete toilet shutdown. Normally, it's the crew members who work slowly on that ship! The Guru struggles to order food from a bartender with a nose ring! Should he seek help, or should they tell the bartender to take it off? Happy Labor Day! Remember all the people who are working on this Labor Day!