Seriously, How Long Does It Take an Old Pedo to DIE, Already?

Goddamn, I’m so tired of waiting for the Blessed Event.I’m reminded about how long this bullshit is taking every time a celebrity I admire dies. It seems so unfair that so many of the problems our country is facing could be solved by reading one man’s long-awaited obituary. Not that it would eliminate every issue in America all at once.But it would be a great fucking start.I talk about this in today’s episode of our podcast. I’m not a patient person by nature. I admit that. I own it. But for Christ’s sake, I feel that I’ve been more than patient waiting for this vile, putrid, orange dick-with-ears to buy the farm, already.I think you hear me knockin’, and I think I’m comin’ in. I’m sure most of you feel the same, too. Enough with the labor pains, just give us the baby, already, Grim Reaper.© 2026 The Mouthy Renegade Writer. All rights reserved.The Easter Mooch is offering a 50% discount this weekend to anyone wanting to support our independent journalism. Just click the link below to get our paid subscription for $2.49 a month or $24.99 yearly.Click HERE for 50% off!She thanks you for your kind generosity and the peanut butter bones that I buy her for each new paid subscription. Thank you for considering it!If you enjoy my daily podcast, I’d love to have your support. It’s less than $5 monthly to support independent journalism, and I’d be honored to have you join our Mouthy Militia! Get full access to You Have the Right to Remain Mouthy at themouthyrenegadewriter.substack.com/subscribe