Service Accounts Never Die: Cleaning Up the Immortal Infrastructure Users

In this narrated edition of “Service Accounts Never Die: Cleaning Up the Immortal Infrastructure Users,” we walk through the long, boring, critical work that quietly defines your real risk surface. You will hear how non-human identities pile up across cloud platforms, directories, Kubernetes clusters, and CI pipelines, and why they are so hard to question once they are in place. The episode explains why immortal service accounts are not a tooling glitch but the predictable output of incentives that make creation easy, retirement scary, and ownership fuzzy. It is based on my Wednesday “Headline” feature in Bare Metal Cyber Magazine.