Sesame Place Lockdown, My Bad Monkey Text, Good Luck Chuck IRL | Giant Mess

Giant Mess podcast host Neal Lynch catches you up on the biggest and boldest life stories from June 2025. I kick things off with my frustrating hearing test in Monroe, NJ, and review the wildly expensive Lenire device that's supposed to treat my tinnitus. From there, I dive into the brutal gaslighting of the unemployed job hunt, including a painfully awkward interview with a fellow Johns Hopkins University alumni who wanted nothing to do with our old football coach. Things take a interesting turn during a trip to Sesame Place in Langhorne, PA. What started with $35 lockers and impossibly short water slides ended in a park lockdown due to an active situation at the neighboring Oxford Valley Mall. I had to explain the chaos to my six-year-old daughter before white-knuckling it home through a massive, Final Destination-style storm! Plus, hear about my mother’s brutally honest assessment of my anger, texting my ex after watching Bad Monkey on Apple TV, dodging an insanely priced Alan Stein seminar, and how the Tooth Fairy paid out for a literally lost tooth.#SesamePlace #OxfordValleyMall #LanghornePA #Tinnitus #HearingLoss #TinnitusRelief #Unemployed #JobHunt #JobInterview #JohnsHopkins #Storytime #DatingFails #GiantMessPodcast #NealLynchNew York Giants Fan Rants & Analysis - https://bit.ly/NYGiantsYTPlaylist NY Mets Fan Rants & Analysis - https://bit.ly/MetsYTPlaylist Movie Reviews - https://bit.ly/GiantMessMovieReviews TV Show Reactions - https://bit.ly/GiantMessTV Funny Stories -  https://bit.ly/GiantMessFunnyStoriesABOUT NEAL LYNCH:Neal Lynch is the creator and host of Giant Mess, a podcast blending sports commentary, pop culture analysis, and storytelling. Former 4th string quarterback and middle relief pitcher at a Division III school. Degrees in Film & Media Studies and Communications. Helped multiple major media and entertainment publishers develop, produce, optimize, distribute, and promote videos across web, video, and social media platforms. Single dad who loves to blog, podcast, write, edit, optimize, strategize, and over-analyze.  ABOUT "GIANT MESS":"Giant Mess" is a weird sports and entertainment comedy podcast hosted by a giant mess, the Real Cinch Neal Lynch. Neal covers New York Giants football, NY Mets baseball, movies, and TV shows, mixing in funny stories along the way.  Episodes focus on movie reviews, tv show recaps, post-game analysis, predictions, breakdowns, reactions, and funny stories.Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: ⁠⁠https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT⁠⁠ Follow me on:* Link Tree - ⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/neallynch⁠⁠  * My Official Blog - ⁠⁠http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG⁠⁠ * Facebook Page - ⁠⁠http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB⁠⁠    * Twitter - ⁠⁠http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW⁠⁠     * Personal Instagram - ⁠⁠http://bit.ly/NealLynchIG⁠⁠    * Podcast Instagram - ⁠⁠https://bit.ly/GiantMessInstagram⁠⁠  * Subscribe on Apple Podcasts - ⁠⁠http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple⁠⁠  * Subscribe on Spotify - ⁠⁠http://bit.ly/GiantMessSpotify⁠⁠