Sex is Pretty Stupid, Arabelle Raphael

She did sing. She does not sing. No. Oh, no.

If I'm intoxicated enough for sure. And you're bad? Oh, yeah. That's my favorite singing.

I don't like it when someone can sing a karaoke. That's annoying. I got kind of good at it. I'm like, oh, did you practice this?

On my birthday, we ate a bunch of psychedelics and we had two friends that were obviously train singers and it was like, and then there was the rest of us where it was just like, it sounded like teenage, you know, like, boys going through puberty. I love terrible singers that are committed. They're like really singing. They're still going to do it.

Yeah. That's okay. Yeah. My ball just totally moving.

Too many proving. Not every game that could cool. I've got the whole decision. My balls are on fire.

I'm taking you to the top of the show. Did you know that my smoke machine can stop. Ah. Sorry about that.

Hey, is that broke it too? Wow. How's that? Very faulty smoke machine and faulty lighting.

I know. It's like the last leg of the spinal tap tour. It's not a good look. It's not a good look for our guest.

I saw Motley Crue do their last show. Yeah, which one? I think it was the last one. I don't know.

I got people to go. I did it. But what's his face drummer? Tommy Lee.

Tommy Lee. Thank you. Yeah. Was like in this like cage that was going around over the audience.

He got sick of say down for like a good, so in 10 minutes. Really? What? I did.

I wanted to have that. He was just smacking. That kind of makes it up at all. Wait, he did you have to get out from up the top?

What did they eventually? Was he just? Because how long can you be upside down before? I think they eventually got him down.

They eventually got it to work again. So we didn't have to take it. But it was really funny for like a last show. This big work up and.

Have you met Arabel before? I have never met you before, except for just before the show. Hello. Hello.

Arabel. How do you two know each other? Through friends, right? Yeah, she came to my 50th.

But I met her on my 50th birthday. Well, we met at Drew Carey's birthday. That's right. We did.

Yeah. We did. So you guys are all mutual friends with Drew Carey? Yeah.

No. No. But yeah. No, we Drew Carey had a girlfriend and that girlfriend was friends with all of.

I'm not I don't count it. Katie is friends with all these girls. OK. And I'm just like, Oh, good.

You sort of they put up with me. Sorry. Dang it. But that girl is dating him and he likes her to have a party for her.

Because it seemed like he doesn't really care one way or the other. It seems like he has parties because it's his birthday and people go you have to have a party. He's like, Oh, happy birthday, mate. I'm so rich.

I really don't care. It just seems like that. It's a pretty easy going. He seems easy going, but he also seems like that he doesn't have time for any any crap.

Any Hollywood. He's made it. Yeah. So I feel like when he's in LA, he's got his big mansion and he has a birthday party.

Some dribbler is going to come along and be like, Oh, I was going to be really good idea for a show. You know, I mean, and I think that is his biggest fear is those people. Right. So I think he opts to just not have I can't.

I mean, you weren't supposed to know. No one told me. Yeah, for like two seconds. But no one told me you weren't supposed to acknowledge that it was his birthday.

It was just a party. And so I'm like, I mean, he doesn't respond. And so I repeat myself. I'm like, Happy Birthday.

And then after I leave, my boyfriend is like, Oh, yeah, like we're not. Oh, I'm the asshole. I'm glad you did. I just didn't say anything.

Someone said her and Katie were like, you guys will be good friends because Jason, you don't really have like small, tall people. And I was like, I don't know yet. But if he is like me, we're not going to talk to each other. What do you mean we're going to get along?

We're both going to agree to not say anything and call it a day. I just give each other the nod of silence. I didn't even do that, especially when I heard don't say this. I don't say that.

I'm like, you know what? I'll do even better. I don't say anything. You're kind of shy.

Pretty bad. He's kind of shy. I find that it's not uncommon for people to make a living on microphones. It's like a it's a it's a vampire for people who used to be the life of the party.

Everyone's like, you should just be used to have your own show. And then they do that. And the life of the party goes into the show and then the party dies. And then they die.

Yeah, kind of. Are you dead inside? A little bit. Yeah.

Any more than ever now. But yeah, I can still do a show. Hell yeah. I'm socially awkward.

Were you always awkward around a lot of people? Or was that happened from your work? No, no, I think a lot. I think I when I was younger, I would get really drunk or like intoxicated.

Yeah, me too. Yeah, and I don't really do that anymore. So I think where it's a disease where I was what is it when you doze yourself? Self-medicating.

Self-medicating to make myself be social with the world. Because if we went out and I drank, was I social? I was super approachable. But when I don't drink because that's a disease, but it also helped.

Like is it going to kill me? Yes. So I don't do it anymore. But did it help me with all that?

Yeah, a lot to the point where I'm really bad. And if there's any feeling of like I shouldn't be here, I'm super insecure and I'll call it on myself really quick. I went to a Whitney Cummings, the Burke Crusher, roast, premiere or whatever. Whitney Cummings organized this whole thing.

And I don't really know Whitney that well. But Whitney is a huge star and one of those heavy hitters in my opinion. And when she talks to me, I just lock up. I don't say anything.

I don't know why she takes me. I don't understand. Anytime she reaches out to me, I'm like, why don't you talk to Tony? Like Tony talks.

I don't even do anything. But I felt I did that the other night as well. I'm really bad at it. I got to fix that.

The more I know someone, the more of not just I get it. Because I'm more comfortable. Yeah, me too. Yeah.

So your job has been adult entertainer for how long now? 13 years. And do you still like it? I do.

I do. I really like it. I'm super critical. Like, I think I hate all of the entertainment industry, including adult politics.

OK. Katiness and stuff is so strong. I hate playing the game. I hate kissing.

But yeah, well done. You guys have a job. I yeah, so that part of it, I really dislike. And like, you know, you're still kind of it's mainstream.

So even, yeah, I look weird, but I still I still have had to like change myself and my appearance or whatever to fit that. So, you know, and so in that way, I think that's boring. Can you explain how that is? Why that is?

Because like, I came of age when there was like this whole shadow film industry. There's the adult industry. I remember when I moved here, I was so blown away by like the complex that Vivid had built like over the hill in the valley. Like, oh my god, they're like a little universal pictures there.

And then that's like completely shattered. I totally get having to play the game in that world. But nowadays, it seems like what everybody's doing is either direct to consumer where you market yourself to the consumer or literally direct to consumer where it's like an only fan of this kind of thing. It seems like game playing would be so much more optional now than it used to be.

Very, very, very much so. You don't have to. I still like shooting mainstream. So there's a little bit, but not like I just don't do it.

I just don't go to I don't go to the parties. I don't like kiss, but what are the benefits of being in that instead of doing it by yourself? Benefits. Okay.

So I like to view shooting for studios like paid advertisement, right? Like, okay. So I might my only fans makes really good money. Let's say I want more exposure to a different fan base, right?

I could go shoot for a browser's for example and get like if I shoot for them and it comes up for them. Like I now have access to their fan base. I see your only fan subscriptions go up when something drops on something like that. Most of the time, not always, but yeah.

And it's worth it. I think so. As opposed to working with some other talent on your only fans because does that not bring the subscribers up as well? It sure does.

Yeah, it's just different ways. I also like I like making movies. I really enjoy it and it's fun to do. You like the whole makeup and there's actually like a plan.

I get that. I like dumb acting. I think it's exciting. Like whenever I've done TV where they have like a makeup room or even I used to do a new show and there was like reporter, there were people that had degrees and they were in this makeup chair next to me and I was going to be on today.

What's your opinion of this subject? Jason, I'm like, this is ridiculous. Drew, I cannot believe I'm here. But it was exciting every time because everybody was ready to be on television and they were getting excited and people were getting coffees for people and everyone's like, I love your shoes and let's get some more power on you.

And it's like, wow, there's a lot of stuff happening. This is cool instead of just, okay, turn the camera on go. I get it. But does that not get tedious?

Well, I only, I book. So I like purposefully do not have an agent. I do not, I make my living on OnlyFans. So I'll just do like, meh, four or five scenes a month for someone else.

Sometimes I take longer breaks. I've actually actively been taking less scenes for other companies lately. So no, I keep it fun. And yeah, I also took a couple years off of doing Mainstream and was just doing my OnlyFans.

So I've been in and out of Mainstream stuff for a while. But I do really like it. And I've met some really cool people and had some really cool experiences and different kinds of like, I don't know, yeah, just in general, it's just, it spices it up. It's something different than like doing your own stuff all the time, which I also do really enjoy in general.

I really like my job. I'm really fun. Does it have a funny? Does it have a funny?

Yeah. Because I feel like you guys laugh a lot in your job. Yeah, we do laugh a lot. It can be very funny.

It can be very silly. I mean, I think sex is silly. We make stupid faces. Yeah.

We make stupid sounds. Yeah. We do stupid things for it. In general sex is pretty stupid.

Yeah. Speak for yourself. I'm sorry. Hey, you're making a lot of sense.

Yeah. It's kind of dumb. I think we take sex a little too seriously, you know? So yeah, no, it gets pretty silly.

What's the funniest thing you've ever been involved in? One of them. Oh, so this is not, it's a different kind of sex work. Is that okay?

Yeah. What kind? I don't even know. Okay.

I've had the, so I used to work in like massage parlors when I was like, oh, yeah, back in the day. Yeah. And I was like, hmm, over a decade ago. Happy ending.

Yeah. You gave a full massage. I gave a full massage. Yeah.

What's up? I'm so old. I'm like, oh, really? Yeah.

My back is killing me. That's great. Yeah. So how's that go?

Well, yeah. I mean, it was, you know, so we bring someone in, you give them a full rub down and then, yeah, you know, finish with a happy ending. But one of the weirdest experiences I've ever had doing sex work, like, and it beats any porn set I've ever been on. I'm being trained in Tantra, right, by the woman who owns the house, like the company.

Yeah. She's teaching you Tantra because you're going to do it to the clients. Yeah. So we're doing it.

Wait, isn't I'm not sure what Tantra is. I'm just going to be honest. It's like, yeah, it's my word for that. Meditative, edging, breathing.

I don't know, someone that knows actually about Tantra is going to be like, that's not what that is when they listen to me talk. It's making you last longer, right? Yeah, it totally can. Yes.

And you would do that in a massage place? Like you would want them to... So with your hand. But they would pay to stay there for a long time.

Or even just like throughout the hour. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay.

So she's teaching you, what is she teaching you on? Just like technique and whatever. No, but I mean, I didn't really, I didn't really, I couldn't tell you if I actually know what she was showing you on a subject. Yes.

So we're like, we should say the client books are double. Yeah. Right. And so we're both, we're both in there and like the dude first off starts crying right away crying crying.

And he's like, oh, I'm just going through breakup. I'm going, and it was like, you know, I understand that like, you know, touch can bring out so many, like emotions out like I've cried when getting a regular massage. Wait, is it a she's that of a sajig and he started crying? Yeah.

Was that the only time anything like that ever enough? No, no, not crying. Again, when you touch people like, there's no vulnerability, like I've cried in a massage, not loudly, but I have just because I'm like, I don't know, I've been like, tension, I'm finally getting the care that I need. Like I do understand that like emotional response.

Right. So I need a rubbing hug. Yeah, you know, there might be a hard way. So he's like, I'm going through a breakup and I'm like, okay, whatever.

I can, I can handle that. Nobody puts that on the sign, do they? Yeah. Like I think I'm going to turn.

Yeah. That's not cheating. Sure. Yeah.

Rubbin hug is casual. Or is it? Some people think that. I was going to say anyway, so you're being taught how to tantric somebody who's crying because he's sting is crying.

And I think the lady's checking up sting. But he bowls his eyes out and you're massaging his neck. Anyway, so she, so she either what someone is, um, Jackie Moth, I can't remember who it was. It was her me, but all of a sudden the, my, like, madam, I'm going to, yeah, I'm madam.

Start speaking in tongues, like, shut up. Yeah, he'd be like, like, like, like, like, like, search, like speaking in tongues. You got a number? Right.

I do actually. I want to get a safe. That sounds cool. So she's speaking in tongues.

I'm there. A whole thing. Someone's upended. Just like, uh, and not only is she speaking tongues, but he responds in tongues.

No. Are you sure it wasn't just like Lebanese? No, I'm purging. I can, I can make out.

I can make out. Yeah. Yeah. Madam was not speaking in tongues.

It was not a language. And he spoke this wrong. I got this wrong. I guess they were on some, I guess I was not into the party that they were at.

Was he still crying? Yes. Oh, yeah. And he responds.

And it's a whole thing. And then he's like, well, so she's like doing the thing on him and he's sobbing on to me. Like sobbing, hard court crying crying. He's like, you're like the mother.

I'm like 20, by the way. Oh, more than twice. My age. And I'm like, sure.

I'm your mom. And he's sobbing. It takes forever. Finally, you know, he finishes.

Finishes. Thank you. And like, we go to the bathroom and like, I look at her, you know, pretty stunned. And she just looks at me and she's like, God, I thought he was never going to finish.

I'm like, that's what we have to say. Is this all you have to say to me? Did you say anything about the gibberish? I don't think so.

I did. I don't think so. I think I just like went home to my husband. What was that?

It was just like, I had a really weird day with it. Yeah. But yeah, speaking in tongues, it's probably the weirdest, most outrageous experience I've done. That happens.

Yeah. I'm fascinated by this woman. I have a mental image. I'm picturing like a lot of like robes.

Oh, all white. All white. All white had three different names. I like don't want to let's see.

I'm going to make up a name that sounds like the different names. So I'm not like completely putting her like tax purposes or like, okay, like the white lion. Yeah. Right.

And then like she was from like Newport Beach. She was just like Jenny from Newport Beach. You know, but she had all these and like named herself after like Hindu gods. Yeah.

Yeah. It was a lot. During a lot of ayahuasca gave the girls ayahuasca. I didn't, I did not participate.

I knew what was going on, you know, like when I was there. So I was like, do that with you. What a country. Oh, yeah.

Wild. Wild. Yeah. Speaking tongues is I thought they only did that in church.

I didn't know they did it when they got hand jobs. Apparently you can speak in tongues if you can hand jump. Yeah. Yeah.

That's amazing. I think it's like it's cooler than even my like, you know, born stories. I'm like, yeah, that's that's pretty ridiculous. Yeah.

Right. Yeah. Yeah. The crying thing is a lot too.

I think a lot of it is like when you massage a lot of people was it was it a rare thing for guys to cry? Not rare. I mean, it wasn't happening every week, but like it wasn't unusual. Not unusual.

Well, bigger picture. So said question. Yeah. Do you feel like you got some and some insight into guys from that in general?

You saw a side of not all men, but a lot of it. Most people don't see because I like I would be surprised if that I don't think I would cry if I went to that place. And if my buddy was like, you know what, dude? I started bawling that I thought I knew you I did.

They'll be on the radio for like a year. Right. But these guys are out there. Oh, yeah.

So I get it. We all have everything. One of us is carrying around stuff that's bottled up and your body. I think it's really that like touch, you know, whether it's like, Oh, wow, this part of my body hurts or like, Oh, wow, like a brain.

I don't know for some reason that care brings up sense of like again, I have experienced that I wasn't going through for like sexiness. I'll get it. So it was a little different, but I've definitely had like an emotional response to to touch, especially in like a healing kind of space. Right.

I'm very like kind of empathetic person to be easy to make fun of guys like that. And that's clearly not your inclination. No, no, I mean, I think it's I think it's sad. I think guys in general are not allowed to feel feelings that aren't anger.

Yep. I think anger really kind of. And I think it's like super important to cry and to like have other emotions. So yeah, no, I think, you know, it was the speaking of tongues was way we're doing the actual crying.

I'm like, crying sure speaking in tongues was a lot, but like it was funny. It's a good story. Just to speak tongues back. Like how did she know that he would be a tongue speaker as well?

You know, like what are the odds? I don't know who's more surprised. Like I'm getting choked off and she goes, that is weird. But if I joke you off and you go, I'll be like, what?

You're doing it too. I thought I was the only one doing it. Maybe I don't know. Maybe maybe she summed it out of him.

Maybe it didn't. Maybe most of the people I have sex with just holding back on speaking tongues because I don't want to freak me out. But they really want to do it. Maybe I don't know what's going on here.

You mentioned OnlyFans earlier. I don't know that it's quite gotten to this point. But have you heard of the rise of AI OnlyFans models? Are they on OnlyFans actually?

I don't know. I do know. I saw today that there was a woman who, well, not a real woman. There was a couple of computer guys who made up a woman who's been on Reddit and Reddit is very often a way that people will solicit to get OnlyFans people.

And guys have been, I think, sending money or sending money or whatever. And here's the photo. That's not a real lady. Oh, I believe it.

So people talk about this and they're like, it's going to replace sex workers. I don't think it'll replace. I think it'll have its own niche. It'll be its own thing.

And I think some people get fooled. But I don't know. Like for me, it's like my fans are so into like personality and in my interest and there's only so much you can. I mean, I think you can do it.

I just don't think it'll erase like people either. You know what I mean? Well, but I think that you're almost bound to become like the farmers market like organic kind with, there's like a market for. But most people just want the lettuce from Costco because the advantage of this is like the best adult performers.

I think male, female, straight gay, whatever, it's like they know what the person, what the audience wants. And it's like most women don't really, really, really understand what makes men take sexually in the same way that men don't understand women. If there's just a bunch of dudes that are like, there's a lot of guys that are going to love a girl who's just saying stuff that a dude thinks another dude wants that girl to say. Yeah, maybe.

But like for me, that one's a dead giveaway. When you talk like that, I immediately and you might be a girl who knows how to talk like a guy. But I don't like it because I'm like, wait a minute. You're a guy.

Because you know girls don't jump that quick to say stuff like that. Right and there is kind of, I think it's very popular now that like only fans farms exist. So there are already dudes pretending to be like girls writing as girls like online. Anyways, so it's already kind of happening.

I used to know this guy that used to like prostitute himself on second life as a woman. Wait, what second? I did that on A Wellinsadnism. Wait, what?

I'm trying to get a scanner. Wait, I tried to get someone to pay a. I told you this a million years ago, because when, when, yeah, what, not even getting it, no, what the fuck? It's just so sad.

So embarrassing. I regret nothing. You know, every man dies, but not every man really, truly lives. It was when it was new, and as soon as you went into a chat room, somebody was going to go, want a cyber?

Want a cyber? Yeah. So at some point, I was just like, yeah, I'm like a pot 15 year old girl, or whatever the heck I said it was. It was a little different in those days when you could just say I'm a teen girl.

I was like, sweet, because that's exactly what I'm looking for. And I had a number of conversations with the guy. And I literally, cyber with him, and my roommates were looking at me, like, he's totally gonna finish this is hilarious. And then he kept asking me for photos.

And that's when I saw my chance. Like, scanners, nobody owned scanners in those days. It's like 20 years ago. So I was like, if you send me a scanner, I will send you a picture of myself.

And in the meantime, he sent me pictures of himself. And one was clearly like a Kmart family photo that he chopped his family out of. And the other one was like a family Halloween, like everybody addressed it. Like, I think he was dressed as Superman.

And he'd cut the family out of it. And he said, I gave him my PO box as a college at the time. And I was like, I mean, send me a scanner and I'll send you a picture. I looked for a week.

I got played. I learned a lot about men. Yeah, I heard terrible. What did your friend do?

Oh, he made money. He did money. Yeah, he was on second life. Yeah.

And yeah, he made money doing that. So like, there's always been like guys, like pretending to be pretending to be women doing sex work in kind of in weird ways. So it already kind of exists. But yeah, I am like, you know, I don't think it won't take off, but I don't think it's gonna like replace everything the way people want to be.

Because you get. Right. And you can get like privates from you, right? Like you can send a video.

Yeah, you get. Same name. You can't do they can't do that. Yeah.

Okay. Can they probably can? No, but can she? I'm not even sure that there's videos of her.

The people who put it up did it to see if they could get away with it. It was really just an experiment, but these things are moving so rapidly. Like, I don't know if you've played around with AI for the first time this week and it's pretty amazing. Yeah, I haven't.

Yeah. I didn't mean play around. You made a digital view. No, I do.

No, I mean, I actually do want to sign up for the ones that'll like make you make weird pictures, but like I asked a AI to like, I'm a Marcy fan. So I was like, right? A Marcy song only if instead of being vegan, he was like, really into meat. And in like a second, I had a whole Marcy song about how much he like grocery shopping and going to the butcher.

That's amazing. Yeah. Was it just as good as his stuff? Okay.

So it was only the lyrics, but I did make the song. Wait, you sang it. You recorded it. I did.

Oh, do you want it? You want it? You using it for the telly show or something? You can have it.

I put it on my Patreon, but you can absolutely have it. I definitely want to hear Marcy sing about how he loves meat with your voice. I do it on the, by the time everybody sees or hears this, it's already been on Patreon. Yeah.

I'm going to do more of Arabel and all the stuff that we were going to do at patreon.com slash L's me. Yes. Yeah. So what is, I got to do it.

What is the worst experience? Okay. I'm going to have a teaching moment with you. Wait, it's not me, is it?

No, what do we want to teach you something? You don't ask everyone about it. I'm like, man, this is always the bad. No, you can't ask sex workers that.

Oh, what was the best experience? Well, because the worst experience can go roll dark, right? That's why. Right.

But I'm trusting you do not do sad. I'm not sure. Yeah, I'm not sure. But, but, but, oh, he proved the bad or something.

Okay. Well, it's not even that bad. Okay. It's not even that bad.

Okay, this dude, it was a blow bang. Oh, I love like this dude just came with like, not very clean. So I cucked him the entire scene and I blew everyone else and him. I just like kept to the corner with my head.

That is a weird. It's rude, right? Yeah. It's also a thing that I've noticed happens in this game.

Yeah. Where people come a little. I'm like, wait, you wouldn't wash that bit before you. Is it like a rock and roll thing?

Because I feel like when Led Zeppelin got really famous, they're like, it's cool if we're like, we're Led Zeppelin. People love us. So what did it do? I mean, I understand that they became like sex symbols because of their jobs, but their jobs.

I was actually having intercourse with John Paul. They signed them because they stunk so fast. So rude. So rude though.

It's just really rude. Maybe you don't say anything? What? Now I would.

Now I would. At the time I didn't, I was like, you know, younger and whatever. But I just like, I was like, nope, this is not going your way. You're going to watch everybody else do this and you're getting a hand the entire time.

Yeah. That's not the first time I've heard that, which is always, I guess maybe when you're new, you want to be clean because you don't want to be, you don't want to be the one that made it difficult or did something that was unprofessional. I think it's unprofessional. Yeah.

Clean your junk. Yeah. You should do that every day. No matter what you do for a living, please wash your genitals.

It's important. It's a bit confusing that you have to say that, but it does seem like it has to be said from time to time. What your job is? Yeah.

Whatever you do for a living, wash your genitals. Yeah. I feel like even if you're a guy and you don't want to get your salad toss, you should still trim your butt hair and stuff if you're a hairy butt guy because you walk around with a dingleberries and stuff in your butt and it's just, I don't know. If nobody goes there, you don't want to smell poopy's right?

I don't know what that thing is. You got to keep it manly and not even tend to that. It's not gay to tend. You're not going to believe me because I'm gay, but it's not gay to tend to your hair, like just groom yourself.

Hygiene. Hygiene is important. You could get a rash or something. Men get used infections.

See? Wait, you're butt. I don't know whether butts, but if there are things, I mean you probably could get a yeast infection in your butt because it can happen in people's armpits. You could get a yeast infection in your armpits.

Yeah. I'm not gross. Ew. Yeah.

I don't think it's as common because you're not going to do that. I think so. I think so. I think it's not clean.

I think it's going to be like don't clean yourself and really like not changing your clothes and like, uh, erabelle, do you like when this video is like, if you toenails getting cut out and pimples being popped? I don't like watching it, but I like my boyfriend, this current boyfriend that I have, plits me do his blackheads and I feel so good. I love that. But it sucks because then sometimes we're getting romantic and I'm looking at it and then you're so pretty and then I'm just like, I don't even if I see one, I'll start looking.

And I'm like, oh, you've given me the past. Now I'm just going to just kind of look whenever I want. I used to have pimples on my back and it was like Katie's trait was I get to attack your back and now it's all it's like it's gone now. But there was a time there where it was she'd be like, I mean, what's up?

You don't have any? And I'm like, I don't know what to tell you. And then slowly but surely that disappeared because I don't have any. But it was a thing where it was if I took my shirt off, I think she was more interested in the back of me than the front of me.

Yeah, I don't know what it is. It's so gross. I would do proper pimples as well because I kind of draw the line. What do you mean?

Like a little blackhead that's going to do something predictable. But a big one you don't want to mess with? No, I would say black or white. I get it for sure.

It's cute. It's petite. It's manageable. But anything that's like pink, purple, anything could happen.

It might be gross. Well, so that is also just bad for your skin and your scar. So I won't do that because you will scar yourself that way. So I try not to do that.

Like you're really not supposed to pop your pimples. I could do that for a living like Dr. Pimplepauber. I could do that for a living.

Yeah, that's a podcast, right? Does she have a podcast? I think so. I swear to God there's a TV show now.

Oh, she's had a TV show for ages. Yeah. I don't want to watch that. That totally grosses me out, saying it on the people.

I have to love you. I have to love you. Folks might be interested in seeing what it looks like when CQ covers eat if you like one. I never knew that they had a mouth.

It's wild. I remember first time I saw a CQ combo when I got my divers license and in the Great Barrier Reef and it was like a real bright yellow one. And I was like, that's the biggest caterpillar in the world. And then I found out it was a CQ combo.

Check it out. It's like a psychedelic blackhead. Wait, what? Piyu?

What the hell? What is it? What did he just do? Is it eating stuff with a chance?

I imagine so. Wow. I'm going to interview the CQ combo. We should talk to that.

We should definitely have a CQ combo on the show next week. That is such a miracle. Yeah. Nature is what we're doing now.

Let's see what else is going on. Speaking of ocean nature, just see a Hawaiian surfer lost his foot in a surf attack. Who attacked him? I'm sorry.

I didn't mean by a shark. Yeah, you missed the word. I did. Yeah.

That's what happens. Yeah, surfer lost his foot in a surfer attack. That's not what happens. Yeah.

I was like, man, there's a new enemy out there. Yeah. It's a surfer Nazis. Yeah.