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Sexual Athlete w/ Adriana Chechik | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 172

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I do believe that actual squirting is real. Because I do squirt like, I go, you know, be yellow. Yeah. I'm like, OK, I'll show you this.

I will be in a real square and it'll be clear. Damn it. I don't believe in that. I'm a religion.

I swear. I swear. 100%. And we're back.

Welcome to another episode of Two Bears and one additional cubby in a cave. I'm Tom. This is Bert and we're joined by a very special guest today. Thank you very much.

Adrian and Chetche. Thank you for coming here. We're so excited to have you. The gangster.

Gangster. We've been talking about shooting our scene. She's the John Mulaney of Adult Filmstore. Just doesn't.

You know John Lanius? No, I'm too young for that. OK. Anyway, he's a very talented comic.

But John Mulaney is the guy that when people go, you're too young for that. Yeah. You hear that, John? She's like a nine college.

Oh, my god. You guys, all of me explain what I want. Yeah, your point is that when people say, oh, you guys see John Mulaney, you show him a clip. And you're always like, oh, everyone goes, oh, he's really good.

He's really good. And you are the person that, whenever I think of an Uber driver is like, he's like, hey man, I'm a big fan. You know, Chetche gets. I signed up your OnlyFans in that Uber.

Oh, thank you. Yeah. I didn't know you weren't supposed to do that. Yeah.

That's what to do. What? No, sign up for people's OnlyFans. In an Uber?

At all. I'm a sign up for Uber fans, guys, like a winning artist. Yeah. The same way you do it at a farmer's market.

Why don't you want to be supposed to? I want you to sign up to my OnlyFans. Yeah, you're just a good one. But wait, why do you say that you're not supposed to?

Because it's creepy. I guess my name shows up. And then they're like, oh, shit. Why are you doing it under like a private name?

I have like user 2945678. I'm a fucking idiot. And he also tours with his name and his image on his tour bus. So everybody knows it's his big face and name.

Yeah. I signed up. I signed up. I signed up.

You're an attention whore. We all are, by the way. The three of us. Let's not start throwing stones in his back.

Tom and playing slick. OK, that's true. Tom and playing slick. We're all attention to this issue.

So wait, wait. It's like a very, like, I feel like it's like I'm going to be, you know? You have to be looking back and forth. We got our clip for the day.

I'm bringing you back. I know, I know. Wait, so just before we go any further, how are you physically feeling? I know you have an incident injury.

But how are you physically feeling? So I mean, like, I look good. And then, you know, I can smile. But I would say, like, I'm physically, I'm probably halfway to where I need to be.

So I'm like 5 out of 10. OK. Tell everyone what happens to that. I just want to know.

I saw it. Oh, yeah. It's just crazy because who fucking thought. And people can look this up.

This is out there publicly. Yeah, yeah. Well, I was live streaming it myself, actually. So you know, you can see it on my own thing where I felt.

But I was at TwitchCon. And there was this foam pit that was not foam pit regulation standards. I don't know what the fucking standards are. But it's not that.

Basically, look a certain way. Yeah. So to the glance, it would look like, oh, you can just jump in here and have fun. But it was a very, very thin layer of this.

So on the bottom, actually. So I used to be cheerleader and gymnastics and stuff. It was the thinnest type of mat you could have, like the thinnest one they make, which actually they don't even use for anything besides the surrounding floors. So underneath that was just convention floor cement.

And I actually, when I saw the video later, I saw it from a different angle. And when I bounced the first time I landed, I heard one crack, right? And then I bounced up. When I came back down, my whole body came over top of itself.

And that's when I heard the big crack. And I remember being in the hospital and the first thing the doctor said to me, they didn't say that I broke anything. They said I shattered my vertebrae. They were like, you shattered multiple vertebrates.

I've never had any back injuries before that. No, I've had a neck injury from porn before this. Yeah. Would you get into that though?

How did you get your neck injured from porn? Pile driver. So I mean, I even call it even call like the move is like the Checic move. It's where like, you're like sucking it.

OK, so if you're riding facing them, but the camera's here, and then like you go riding them. So you're. Right, right. OK, so this is the best way my broken back.

So if you were riding someone like this, right? Yes. She smells really good just for the record. Yeah.

And then what you do is you take your head and you put your head underneath here, right? And you're sucking dick. And you have to have your head open up too to the side. So I've done that so much because that's like my move.

I can see the balls and all the junk at the same time. So I call it the Checic move. So that move right there actually caused me to, I had two pensioners and a slip desk. Wow, you're welcome by the way.

Yes. So that caused you to have two pensioners and a slip desk. And then I thought it was like it made the rounds that you were told while like stop doing that. And then you were like, I am not a quitter.

Yes. I'm like, I'm an amateur. I tell you to stop. What one thing was better?

No, no, I don't believe in chiropractors. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. But if you have back problems, you know, if you have real back problems, you know, chiropractors are not the ones, you know, but I went to my car or not my car. I went to my doctor, my orthopedic.

And he was like, you can't shoot in these positions anymore. Like you need to do decompression therapy. Well, that's what you put your thing like this and it goes like this. Yeah.

And I was doing physical therapy, but it was about to be my 30th birthday. And all I wanted to give myself is a gang bang. So I was like, well, silly thing is I have my 30th birthday gang bang salvation, you know, in like two days. Talk about an e-vite.

I know. So and that's what you want to do for your 30th? Yeah, well, I'm 31 now. So that was your.

And that was a private one? Well, I filmed it. I felt it. But I like, I paid everybody and stuff because there's like, there's like a power play that happens when you're when you're paying and making everybody like a fucking out.

It's like hotter instead of going to work for somebody else. Sure. You're like, I picked all of you decks to fuck me. And then you can kind of be like more aggressive.

Surely. How many people were involved in that? Eight. Eight.

Is that supposed to be 10? What's the most? No, hold on. What's the threshold for gang bang?

Like what? What is the train and what is the gang bang? Like what? How many guys?

What's the number of dudes where it goes from a train to a gang bang? No, no, no. So it doesn't matter about the numbers of dudes. It matters about how many dicks you take inside of you at one time.

That's the difference, right? So train is one dick at a time, right? Everybody's just waiting in their turn. Got you.

It's multiple dicks. So multiple dicks at the same time. Yeah. Yeah.

And so does it is it considered a gang bang after three? Four. So there's actually a big debate within the porn community. I'd like to hear it.

Yeah. So in porn, they say that four is a gang bang, but fans like to think that three is. So there's an internal like argue that happens because a lot of directors want to book you for a three person shoot because then you can get DP to have something in your mouth, but they don't want to pay the rate of a gang bang for it. Which is more.

Yes. But you're like, oh, well, fans are going to say this is a gang bang because all your holes airtight. So I would say like the definition of a true gang bang is being able to have an airtight moment. Got you.

Right. So it's like, it's a little hard. It depends on who you are before you. By the way, I've never seen Tom Moore empowered and investigative as a journalist in my fucking life.

Yeah. I don't know. I'm talking to a podcast called Tom talks. There was a snorf.

All this sudden you got Tom. You're going to start talking to you in Spanish in a second. Keep doing. So before you got.

Yeah, really? It's like Barbara Walters over here. No, no, no, no, no, no, airtight. Let's go back to airtight.

Airtight's very important. Before you got involved as a professional, did you do any of these things in your personal life? No. DP was a gang bang and because I think I was like, Oh, I want to do, I want to do anal.

My agent wouldn't let me do anal because I was six months into my career. I was three months at pregnant. No. What, like what does that mean?

Why would you, what does six months have any relevance to this? So there's the idea. The longer you hold out for doing anal the higher rate you'll get. Got you.

Right. So you want to hold out. You want to build a name because some people are going to pay for my wife's race come to me through the roof. I was holding up a beach house.

I'm doing it wrong. I knew it. Fuck. I wish you could convince my wife to do anal.

Listen, I'm telling you if you just do the wine anima trick like so I tell girls all the time I'm not like a bottle. You don't like the object is Yeah, yeah, yeah, so you feel like up you fell up an animal bottle with like a little bit of red wine And then you put up like your ass and it kind of absorbs you don't get drunk But you kind of get relaxed but because it's red wine it brings all the blood to your asshole My heart so badly if I'd met you if I had met you if I had met you and then all of a sudden you're like No, no, let's go back. I'll take the last one But you know I'm like oh I don't want to do that my whole life Yeah, that's what I tell like newbies I'm like why don't you just try stretching at home like put some wine up your ass and really what but it really fucking works Because it brings all the blood to your assholes. It's easier to stretch.

Nice. Let's see. That's great advice I'm goddamn it Lee-am. Okay, so wait, I'll go back to your interview.

Um, so I'm so fascinated I want to go back to like I'll go back to the moment you go I'm going to go back to the moment you go Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry This is another uh, so how do we get our scrums eaten? You know, I mean like we're not getting our ass eaten ever And what's a good one? I've tried her before you've tried doing that Yeah, she was looking at my balls and I just a little sit up and you're like, you know, you have to just like assume the position You know, like you just have to slowly like while you're sucking your dick. You have to slowly just like rise your legs up in the air Okay, you have to see my core Throw my feet up at the if you say so many to get down and eat your asshole then you fucking better work out for that I thought I thought wait, I'm gonna be on my back if you're gonna eat my asshole And then my head legs up like any like I'm like change your diet.

Yeah, you slowly I can really tie my shoes. You think I'm gonna get my ass eat I feel like the way that we first interacted was wasn't it a clip of did we mention it or that you said like hey, Tom No, no, no, no, I'm almost certain I got introduced at a at gelsons by go. Yeah, but yes He was the first guy to bring her name up and then I got an uber and the dude was like He was like a big fan of you. Do you know?

Chet check and I was like goddamn it man. Her name's come up twice. It's like it's like what how uh how uh uh uh Cardi B shows up like Cardi B was like someone that you didn't know what it was and then you heard it once and then you're like And another thing is someone says Cardi B and then you hear Super Bowl Cardi be like okay now I gotta find out who the fuck Cardi is now having with you and so then I was like all right fucking I'm fine I know who she was the first thing you did that was a game changer for me I uh I'm gonna Because I'm like no, uh you I'd never seen girls trade calm. Oh really?

Yeah, and I went whoa Oh god like I just had never seen it like but the way you guys did I've seen girls like traded dick But you guys did it. I was I remember we'd baby bird very well. Yeah, baby bird. It's like that I said number one thing I said I wonder for Dennis when he was like doing her teeth the last time was like new What was in his mouth in that we thought yeah like like ever Dennis know what you do um actually so there's a funny thing So my dentist does know because two reasons so when I first started porn I really like to throw I like to deep throw a lot so I had my dentist file back down the back so my molars down So I could deep throw without having like anybody have issues So he like so funny mine filed down for grinding them in my sleep.

I wonder if I'd be great at deep-throating Yeah, you would be a real commitment Adriana like to the game Yeah, because it's I don't know I think it's like it's like you know girls like to be choked and stuff in bed Sure, so I feel like it's the same for me with like sucking a dick and then also just like you can really control a guy by like Giving them a really good blood. Sure. You know, like you know if you have them a good blow in they're like yours. Yeah, yeah So did you actually was it a long conversation with the dentist where you're like hey Like were you like dancing around the topic of like no?

I just straight went in and I was like hey I need you to file the backs of my teeth down because I want to do better deep-throating stuff And he was like okay. Yeah, and then also that's an LA doctor, right for sure and what's the craziest thing about this is No, Glendale Oh my doctor be like have you thought about talking to your mother Maybe your pastor could help you with this before I could know No, but my dentist actually um We're really cool too because another thing that happened from doing all these crazy like blow jobs scenes and stuff is because you have a lot of Spit but also it's a lot of stomach acid in the spit, right? Sure. So I've had a lot of cavities Over the years before porn I had a very healthy teeth But the more I did porn the more I did crazy blow jobs the worse my teeth got dude This is all the fucking acid you're always bringing up in a house.

This is actually a really good anti porn Like if you wanted to tell a girl who's thinking about not do it be like look at my teeth I feel like it's more like a health insurance ad like sure if you want to be a hoe get health insurance You know great you do have great teeth. Yeah, thank you I've had them worked on a lot. I mean all my teeth worked on and they still look like shit Yeah, I got the baseball bat not the same but yeah, since we you know I remember that we were doing that back and forth like I think we talked about a podcast we went over on twitter Let's say today we were showing up to shoot our scene or three-way scene. Yeah, I feel skinny too And you didn't feel skinny we just met you know we just met we're in the hey nice to meet you nice to meet you What's the standard like next conversation before things get happening like what do people like say when you get there?

Yeah, um so especially if you don't know each other we just met yeah, so normally you just exchanged tests And then now with this whole like consent thing Yeah, you got to deal with consent and porn okay So consent and porn has become such a huge thing in the past four years to the point where I almost think it's kind of It's great that we do have these things and implement it But it's also kind of taking a lot of the fun out of it because when I did porn I did it because I wanted to experiment with things and I wanted to try these things so they'd be like Nowadays they'll be like are you okay with fisting? Someone's slapping your ass someone kissing your neck like even stupid shit. You're kissing your neck. Yeah.

Yeah, they check on crazy now Because they're so afraid they're so afraid Change something that positive really and they should like me kissing her neck really. Yeah, she'll well Well, here's the thing like it's all I'm a liquor It's all about who does it right like and especially if you're getting an appointment someone's like are you okay with fisting? I'd be like fucking hell no But before there was all these consent things I'm in the middle of the scene and I just like fits me and I'm like this is fucking rad Like let's keep going. Yeah, yeah this thing would be something I would want to run by me first I checked it no on the box Sweet we'll go back to the like wait so we exchange our exchange our And then and then we do our consents Yes, and we literally would be like hey I would be like are you okay with me?

You're with your neck or pulling your hair blah blah blah right? It's like a whole checklist and then do they do the women to do it to the guys too Yeah, like you're like are you okay if I kick your balls and like you know staff or in the eye even verbiage like all right Do you have any words you don't like to be called and slang? I'm gonna call me the onward. Oh my no Oh no I was I was at porn with the black dude saying to the white girl Yeah, and he's like tell your daddy She's notorious the uh I wonder if she got canceled for that Um she kind of canceled important for that, but it always yeah and unfortunately so like obviously times are different and you shouldn't say those things but like You had a group of me she had like a bunch of dudes telling him to say yeah Yeah, okay, yeah, so kind of like um but she did get a lot of Side-barred of this you're so fucking pretty like you're like That's normally when you meet like an actress or something on TV or like I know for a fact I've seen people on TV.

This is gonna sound weird back in the day People on TV hung out with them hooked up with them And then you find them to be a fucking mess talk to bottom their eyes or puffy and everything you're you're really very pretty You have no fucking bags on your eyes your great skin your hair is like fucking uh Was related to it bit the apple and then what bed and then You're just like taking a jab at me. I mean like I'm working on these bags and I You know You're jealous you're healthy and he's he's fat Wow, okay, it's okay. I even like a fat man One of my like fondest memories was getting fucked by fat man while he was eating a pizza and then I was eating pizza too It was like That that actually was like back and so when I first got into point I used to do um privates So that was like back when I was in private Hold on. Hold on just so you know you could make a fucking a mountain house right now in privates Every guy watching this goes whoa whoa whoa privates What's up?

This has still got to be a thing there's got to be someone like he's saying out there watching that who's like can I make this happen? Can I can't? I'm ready to be very Yeah, so now so so like back my first two years apart and you could totally like hire me and I would do privates Um because I was told when you got into porn like oh you do porn as an advertisement for sex work for escorting right? Um, you know and that's not why I got into porn actually got into porn because I was a dirty tired stripper And I wanted to like work normal hours.

Oh, by the way, I want to dive into that part of your life I'm curious about from stripper to porn, but keep going private. Keep going. Yeah, so um so I did I'm gonna bring them my closer to you just make you know, so I'm not here. He's in the other room He's in the other room.

I'm just a camera. Oh, yeah So So um yeah after two years I was like okay Uh, I don't need to do escorting like the thing I want to do is I want to do a point and I want to build a brand because I saw the power Building the brand let me manage your fucking career. Yeah, I could fucking I'm about to love Oh, I actually find this year this year. I you know this year I hired on like a fool.

I have a full team of like 16 people That's not what you need is a bird christian. You're like I can really fuck. Yeah, you should have fun some chats with him Yeah, he's a great ideas guy. I have big ideas that are when I was younger They were stupid and then when they when I got older and no one thought I was gonna happen I'll go he'll pitch you a series of idea and you'll go that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard that's fucking stupid That's ridiculous, and then you'll be like this is gold.

Oh my god. Yes, he's a dreamer He's and but and I don't have parameters on like bad ideas versus good ideas and I'm a fan like I would love to I'll get your number I'll text you ideas that I think that because I think there's the thing I like about Poor such a weird word but porn stars the thing I like is when you meet them and all of a sudden you see the You see the person and you're like oh shit, man. You got a smart person. He really knows how to talk and it's fun Has a good sense of humor.

There's a lot to do have an appreciation for the fact that I did when when you're younger You just see the you know the fantasy right? You're gonna like this is just and then when we've gotten into this and become comedians and podcasters and you meet people You do get this appreciation for the fact that you guys are actually true performers that you can actually put flip a switch And it's a you know your skill set is that it is this sexual performance But it is like a skill like you guys really know how to turn it on I actually wouldn't even call it a performance Like so I like to say a sexual athlete sure It's literally I treat my body like I'm an athlete so before my back was injured I had a routine that was like a normal athlete what I would take ice baths every day I would actually after ging bang take an ice bath I was bigger I saw my diet because you have to clean out so much You can't drink you can't party you know you have to just literally live this like strict routine of hell you mentioned you gang bang And the DPs and stuff now you do your own you produce your own stuff right or you shoot your content before this era exploded You were like I would assume like most people you worked for companies and you shot stuff So I actually did both so we're doing both yeah So I'm actually so blessed right now because I had a back catalog of over 500 scenes when only fans popped off So I was shooting for other companies and then I go home and I shoot my own content as well So I've been so blessed because I've been able to sustain myself without losing income through this injury How much were you working when you were working for companies only like you know I mean like 10 years ago before this whole thing exploded for where you guys own how much were you how often were you shooting? 25 days among average and then I'm the only girl in in American porn history because we don't know about Europe And it has done two different companies I worked for doing a DP so I did two DPs in one day and a third anal shoot the same day the same day Yeah, so I did three scenes and each set took about eight hours all in one So your like your reputation kind of is like the savage the extreme athlete of this whole thing Yeah, because once you get turned on your horny like so the term you know the term like if you don't use it you lose it Yeah, so that is like a true thing for women like for sure like women can turn off their sex drive I believe wholeheartedly I think so too right they can just like shut you guys yeah Like if you're not having sex and you're not emptying yourself up You can literally just cut that part of yourself somebody said this once about the difference between men and women is that with men When we are between let's say let's just say 16 and and 60. There's basically a constant hum It's a like a buzz where you're just like every few you know every 72 hours or whatever how many hours your body's being like You need to address this at some either it's like peeking yeah Or dies down but that women can go into a lifestyle of like this is of interest to me Yeah, or like just I'm fine without this I've shut it off for your my life And then been like I think I had really good sex and that's what I kicked started it and then sure even when I've had like for instance I haven't been able to have sex because my back that's what I would ask okay I tried once on like two weeks ago And the problem isn't is like the sex like I could do it if I just couldn't if I could have sex and not be Adriana Then I could have sex and it wouldn't hurt but like as I'm having sex with this dude I'm like slowly just starting to pull my legs behind my head into pretzel because that's how I like to do it And then the next day I was like I just ruined myself for like two weeks Oh it hurt because you oh it hurt for two fucking weeks like so bad.

Where's your recovery out right now like where how long Like did you have surgery how long until you go back or will you ever be able to go back? Um, so that's a really hard question because I don't know if I'll ever go back to shooting porn Unless it's just like at home video styles only for the simple reason if I don't perform to the Adriana Chutchick standard. I don't want to have my fans say oh will this accident change sure but they'll say it in a negative light Right they won't say it like oh pity her and I don't pity as well But they'll be like oh she used to be so much better before this actually you don't want to be Michael Jordan with the wizards Yeah, yeah exactly exactly so I'm like I don't know how ever perform again Like I don't know if I'll ever be able to perform to that standard well then so then what's the okay? All right before we go on to the second active your life after the injury I want to know about getting into porn I want to know about how I think everyone would assume that whole introduction has got to be somewhat sketchy like one dude going Like a backroom back to our casting couch like that energy of like how many people take advantage of that moment versus where's the one Jack from boogie nights who really cares about you and wants to see you blossom Yeah, so like you were dancing in Arizona.

I'm guessing no so I was dancing and I was dancing in Miami I was dancing at Sqarla's cover a chechick Oh Time of my life I always tell people hit a little differently. Yeah, and it ruined me. It's the reason like Florida strip clubs I was saying that someone I took our whole work team here in Alaska Yeah, I took the whole team and our whole team like everyone was there for the Alaska shows So I said hey guys, let's go to the great lasting push company. It's a great strip club It's like it's like Florida strip clubs where you can if you drink a floor strip club.

It's not full nude Yeah, so I was like it's like and you can drink there so I go. It's awesome. We're gonna blast while drinks Don't we make it ladies walk around with another bottle. It's gonna be fine.

We get there It's full nude and I'm with like a few women and one of the women is like, oh, I'm this is full nude This is pretty aggressive, but I think because I grew up in Florida. I'm broken. I'm breaking I'm broken with strip clubs. It doesn't register to me.

Like I'm just like get this what you do at the end tonight Yeah, and Miami strip clubs are that's a way that's where you go so like at for instance like the scarlet scarlet cover I where works at yeah, that's literally I would start my chef at midnight and I leave at 9 a.m. So you're how old when you're in Miami So 19 when I got there, okay this and then where would you grow up? So I grew up in Pennsylvania like Westchester area writing fucking shameless Yeah, like Quaker area I love with Amish people for a few a little while Like you go in a bunch of guys put up a barn and you're like hey Right I do like a bearded man so there could be something behind that and I yeah I do like to fuck with like farm fresh veg So there could be something I tell you that see this is where my good idea is trying to great ideas Yeah, cuz everyone loves I always thought it was interesting when like a porn star We grab a fan and then take the virginity yeah, I don't know there's something There's so I'm always looking for the realness in the porn yeah When you see the thing that is like a little overly produced I think that's why everyone can actually do is that you go so you take it to the next level where everyone's like whoa I have to say yeah, I don't like I haven't I mean watch nothing a while But I feel like I my thing that I liked actually the most was genuine because there's a fake version of this and there's genuine It was the genuine behind the scenes stuff was that was it my fan blowing? I just meant like whenever you see like the performers hanging out genuinely but like But not the one where they're like oh we're doing this is a behind the scenes Yeah, it's obvious manufactured It was like when the girls like talking to the guy the director, but they're still like getting frisky Yeah, because that actually felt like you were peeking in on real sex Yeah, that was more exciting to me than the the The pro like I don't know that that's not like before so before only fans It was like all about snapchat and that's where you go that like awesome content and then snapchat caught on that We were selling like paid porn Yeah, but I was like an idiot because I didn't have a paid snapchat So I had I won point the child like who have my snapchat and I had 1.7 million people on it And I was doing like crazy shit like back in the day I do Molly and I just feel like I tell my girlfriend's like we're all gonna put a strap on and gang gang bang my girlfriend here and like You know I answered the door my friend would order cigarettes and I'd be like yo You want to join this party like so I think really cool snap stories like I did it Yeah, I did the thing off the escalator.

I squared it off escalator and then Okay, okay, so squirting is real if it's not like fucking ridiculous So like for instance like most of the time it's pretty real But when you see like it's like projectileing Like that's not it's not necessarily it's not necessarily you're still feeling pleasure from it because you're pushing so like You know when a girl grab like she squeezes her pussy while you're dicks in there Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah So it's like kind of like how it feels like when a girl like does that to your dick when you're getting fucked And you're trying to make yourself like P or square it's like you get the same type of kind of sensation Okay, what I would say in equivalent is but I do believe that actual squirting is real Yeah, cuz I do squirt like I use mastery on my fingers and square and it's not like I compete and go I swear I have a this is a silly question. Maybe some words I swear to um This is but somebody's does as much sex as you do with as many people and is and all the biggest sizes Does this stretch you out permanently? No, that's like I don't believe that either That's like the number one thing that I also think like when people online like genuinely Yeah, but when people ask and I'm like you guys are fucking crazy because you have to remember that first of all if you're an athlete You have good fucking muscles, right? So true.

So so my muscles down there are so good because I have so much control over them Yeah, I believe that and then on top of that like think about women They have like babies ever giant and then you can fuck every giant after and they're still tight So you're meant to like you're meant to stretch and expand and I also think like you know Like I think like gymnast or like you see these like little girls that can take like the biggest X because they're like gymnast Women So you actually could give advice on this so our buddy bird pressure secret to your left is starting and only fans and One of the things what we are you know, he's gonna do some tasteful news would love for you to review them But I was encouraging him to up the revenue stream by also, you know, maybe masturbating doing some things like that What do you think but that kind of changed the game for him? I mean, I think honestly if you were to do masturbation videos, it's not in the sense of like like you're gonna have guys like Matt Drinking off to it I'm like McDonald's But you're still gonna make a lot of money, but you'd be surprised at how many girls actually like to watch guys masturbate as well So totally I've got all you've seen like a regular dude master I've seen the worst type of dudes master And I've been struggling for hours sometimes like a corner like sweaty like here I live noodle, you know, so yeah, this is great because he just had some like nudes done. Did you really? Yeah, yeah, so it would be cool.

I guess he's boss. I hope so. I've got to pay for the subscription Yeah, yeah, he pays you don't forget. I think I think I'll train these I'll give you a free month of you me a free month I'll give you a free.

That's my problem. It's like everyone a free month. You're cheap or I'm a very cheap No fucking idea. This is let's see if I can find a tasteful nude Let's see a tasteful as he scrolls and schools.

I mean I know what oh There's one there's one I think I want everything for only fans are you gonna do with the bat? Where's that going the ass in the back? Sure is like see I would see that I'd be like okay. This is nice.

Yeah, why don't you use the bat? Okay, well, I want to do more I think you have to do more cock pictures. Yes for sure like girls actually do like dick pics too You can say yeah, so why I actually I like dick pics and I think so I like Dicks dick pics and within like my girl circle They like dick pics, but if you publicize it you will just get like way too many dick pics But me personally I never tired of them because I I feel like I kind of think like a man like okay Let me fucking see that shit. Yeah, I was gonna do this every morning get one of these like fresh out of bed Yeah, like do fresh out of bed dick.

Yeah, that's great. Yeah, you're sick. Thank you. You're sick.

Nice. Okay, and that's why No, but every morning to a nice dick pic every morning you get one of those and then fight I just want to go anal. It's a big dick. Are you gonna tell the truth?

Oh Now you can let's not remember so I was too 75. Okay, let's not forget big guys Yes, something about what guys you say big dicks yes Here's the old I had a joke about this my act the big it's your dick How does the joke you out grow your dick so when you get bigger your dick look great when it was on your body It looks like now it's a squadron in the middle of a bustling city Yes, this little it's like a little ramshackle shack, but when I was skinny it looked awesome now It looks it was still just like a little dick you were just skinnier. No, no, no No, we can't create an illusion like propaganda behind your dick No, no, no, no, no, no, here's the old so if I okay if I put this pen next to this cup It looks it looks there right if I put it next to this cup it looks smaller because this cup bigger That's what happens when you get my dog illusion, but it still means it's a smaller thing. No, no, no, no, no It's the same dick.

It's the same guy stop fighting six inches on me. You show me you show me fake one I like a show so it's a kind of chode So he's actually saying I can I translate for him a lot of times what he's saying is if you have just say a six inch dick Okay, that is the size of the dick and you weigh a hundred and seventy five pounds as a man It is a six inch dick, but it'll look a certain way if that exact same dick Was on a 285 pound man. It's still a six inch dick. It's gonna look better on the 175 Yeah, but most men who are chubby don't have even six inches.

I hear you I hear what you're saying You know most of them do have smaller dicks. Yeah, like it's just something you have a perfect size like that you desire Um, I mean I kind of go through like phases So like right now I feel like because I'm not having sex and I'm super horny like I just want big dicks Oh, and then like I'm 31 now. So like I only want the best like give me a big cock And that's it but before I used to be like I'm pro like any type of dick and like so you want big and huge now Yeah, what does it matter what's considered that for you? What's that measurement?

I would say nine inches nine inches is bit? Yeah, because the actual the actual kind of booth National size of for American sticks size is actually four inches that's the average size Yeah, we got that Tommy so if you How do you know we You know if you if you tied both of our decks together and picked up a sandwich and put a little tip on it You have the exact same look at me here for the porno. Come on Do you have any idea how much money we make we just fuck each other? I mean we're going here.

Here's the I don't know money. I think it's all tacos to mass skins here Okay, yeah, we need to do is tell tacos to white people. Do you hear me out? Okay?

No woman wants to fuck us. They already got what they got right men. That's our fucking demographic Yeah, you're right. We go for babies and sammets.

It's good. Look like you look like bears Yeah bears. Yeah. Yeah.

No, that's literally that's a gay term. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah That's that's why I go my only fans. I'm pretty progressive individual and so But my only fans would be just I think I would I would probably enjoy it more Uh if it was gay dudes like do you ever do stuff like a guy DM's you and goes you do like personal videos and stuff Got DM's you and you almost like your heart you go. Oh this fucking guy poor guy lives dot dot and he's he doesn't have much I feel like I feel for him, you know as opposed to that like some dudes maybe they DM you and it's aggressive and you're like Come on man.

Like I'm not a fucking like I have people do that mean greets when the guy goes uh take the fucking shirt off I know you want to do it get a fucking picture with me and I'm like I'm not you're fucking whore Okay, I am a whore but I'm not your or as opposed to the dude that's like shaking and his wife's like he's terrified to meet you You want to take a shirt and then all of a sudden you go like I want to do it for that? Sure So that's why I think my only fans would work is I think I would want the big hairy gay guy and sammets Go that single or maybe doesn't go out a lot and doesn't know a lot of people I jerk off for him Yeah, I think that's very I love that. Yeah, I want to go back to I want to go back to 17 18 Okay, yeah, so 19 19 I was stripping it's right with cabaret and I What gave you the courage to move to Miami from from Pennsylvania? Uh, so I was in college I was at drexel and then I started stripping and I was like wow we can make so much more money stripping and left college Because I started college when I was 17 Park real quick before you is that a big because this is always a thing that everybody thinks about when you do that Is there a huge conversation with family of like I'm stopping dropping out of college?

I grew up in foster care. Okay. Yeah, so I mean I only have like a crazy crazy mom that like was in and out of my life So you didn't have to like clear it with somebody no so like the very yeah So the very first thing like before I did my very first um like stripping I didn't even think about because I was just like, you know, I don't have family or anyone that's gonna fucking care And then my mom was actually a Tropicana girl and she was also a playboy I got some good genetics. Yeah, so Picture your mom.

I hate her. No, okay She's just my wife disappeared to the ether My wife's got problems with her mom too My mom's crazy like when I started doing porn the first thing she did she called me and she was like how do you do anal so well Like I'm so jealous and can you also pay me money for that mattress? I bought you when you were like 10 when you were 10? Yeah, because she's just like a crazy She was she like an incumbent parent.

That's what put you in foster care. Yeah for sure She so she has eight kids all by different different men. That's why is Chechik and assumed surname. Yes, okay What's your ethnic background?

Just like your own? So I'm mostly serving in Russian and I have a little bit of English in me But I'm 75% so you do have some Russian you know that when he was 22 He went over to to Russia and you got involved with the Russian mafia you did yeah, no way Reliant. Did you go into the subways there? Yeah?

I did how beautiful where I don't do you go into subways in Russia? I have a book. I just have a book of coffee to book the subways there I'll tell you always wanted to go there so I'll tell you the thing about the subways their escalators move fast as fuck Very the second down there. It's so fast.

It's so fast. It's clearly a Soviet design of like no We'll go faster. Yeah, and then things will happen faster Like that's the way the brains worked and you know their fucking ass ladders and they're digged out They're long and you go and no one talks on their subways and or smiles or smiles They all sit because old Soviet design was you don't want people it might may have changed from since when I was there But you don't want people to hear your secrets women and men both hold hands and people sit together close and they whisper no one fucking talks Everything this always says so the shots done. Yeah, cool.

That's why I say um so wait Drexel you leave dress on a mob So you leave Rexel and then you're like Wait, wait, I wanted to say this Brian Simpson was in foster care Friends into the fantastic really really funny fucking brilliant one of the things he said is because he was in foster care He has an insane ability at making like meeting people and being put into a weird situation and he excels like when he meets girlfriend's parents She's like I want to meet my parents. He's like bitch. This is what I do. Yes.

This is what I do I can meet your parents and I'll take your bed. You definitely I believe that I've got a lot of charisma from growing up in that environment and then also The ability to have perspective of yourself and outside of yourself because when you're in foster care You're watching everything that's happening going on around you Right, so you just actually I mean I learned a lot of really good do's and don'ts because of just just seeing all this crazy shit That was happening, but I also think that's why I have good charisma Well, it's I mean I would never I don't know anything about far scary all I know is it sounds bad And so I never waste on anyone, but I know that the two people I've met now you and Brian both Brian's one of my favorite human beings in the world so great and he's and there are things about him that other people don't have that I love and I assume It's his it's it's being autonomous at a young age and being put in situations and being forced to excel in moments that you want to Coward I would have cowered in those situations if you took me out of my family and put me into a brand new family I would have been like man. Well, what you end up doing what he's done and what you probably have the ability to do is that he can just adapt as well As like Brian can hang out at a bus stop, you know, like run a homeless person Or he can you can pick him do a black tie event. Yeah, he's gonna make he's gonna have he has a unique perspective He makes such original observations so smart.

So smart. So he's being sitting in a brand new bed for the first time It's knowing your own. Yeah, it's your own. You're battling through it.

You have to battle through it It's literally like you you grow up knowing like if I don't fight through the system I'm gonna be a part of the system like I actually didn't have sex until as 18 because I knew my mom had so many kids that were put in the system And I was like I'm not gonna have sex until I'm old enough to get an abortion if I need to right Conscious real yeah, yeah, yeah, so that's exactly why I waited so long to have sexual intercourse So you go back in the first time I had sex I did anal first because I was like there's no way I'm getting fucking pregnant from the shit That's wild. So you left direct soul. Yeah, I know a bunch of Persian girls It's it's so you leave direct soul you go down then you do know that Miami's a hotbed for this like this is the place to go Yeah, so I left track saw I started stripping and Philly and then I started So I did a little bit of cheerleaders I can't remember the name of the one place I used to dance at the most Delilah's I dance there as well But there's a place right by the airport and it's like literally the shittiest little place and it's a purple fucking building Yeah, if you're ever driving on the backside of the airport You'll see it and it was a gold mine like my my whole thing was to go find a trashy strip club I could find was like the trashiest women and then I fucking make bank like I just clear house and you don't have the Philly accent I used to I used to buy in the valley girl The it is nothing can make my dick invert inside of my body more than the it's called a mid-Atlantic accent Yeah, it is like it's one And stuff A lot of things in Boston. Yeah, well, I'm done So you go down to Miami.

Yeah, I actually travel I actually travel around the US first So I would follow I would follow Bikers and golfing tournaments. So I went around doing all the biker and golfing circuits No, you're a beautiful girl I can imagine you're you're great on stage. Are you also what is known as a frisky stripper or? People being like come on come on.

Okay, so like I would leave the club to do those things but I always know I was a good squatter because I would just Squirt it and then also sometimes just like piss on them because and tell them it was good because like if you're giving a guy Lapped dance and then you're like oh my god, that's not dance. So good. I'm so horny Yeah, and then you like squirt on them it fucking blows every time I tell you though what I've been to millions of strip clubs That's never happening. I've never that's never I never even knew that could happen I never had like but I'm pretty like I'm I'm younger Maybe I was into lap dances like that older.

I'm looking for the unique lap dance Like I made a girl do a lap dance with all her clothes on one time Yeah, like it was snowing it was one of the best lap dances because she got embarrassed because her brought in match Her panties and I was like that's that's that's the real that's a slap and we ended up She ended up keeping her jeans on and we sat down and had drinks and jeans this girl She was leaving the club it was snowing and she was it was a forget the name of it in in sportway, Indiana She was leaving she was oh shit. I'm such a big fan if I'd known I would have stayed on work And I said it's so funny. I've always wanted lap dance with someone with all their clothes on I was gonna take everything off because that's if I'm not sex for real I was gonna take it's gonna start with the fucking jacket Yeah, so she was like I'll do that and it was kind of like an experiment so we did a lap dance She took her snow coat off she had to get on and take her boots off It was like it was like you're embarrassed a little right? Laughing and then she stopped halfway through it's like I can't do this.

I'm not doing this um so we go back to go back to Miami you toward bikers and golf tournaments Yeah, because right now golfers have money and they bet all day long So when they lose their bets the guys come in and then they have like fucking five six seven eight grand below Right, so I used to go to Myrtle Beach where there was a huge golfing tournament there Okay, and then they also have a themed strip club there. That's called masters. Yeah, which is all golfing theme So it's pretty dope and then I would just follow the bikers around and then they're fun And they have everything you think they have right not only that bikers never crossed the fucking line Like maybe maybe some girls, but like I've never had a bike across the line Especially when you're a young stripper all they want you to do is like sit on their lap and tell you how you shouldn't be a stripper You know, I love that you're here, but you're too pretty for this and they'll just give you money Just like sit and hang out so we go to places like the tortoise rants and like to for those bikers Yeah, I like like like those are cyclic. Yeah, wait, wait, no, no, no, like a big hair I'm getting up getting up bikers, and then I used to do a lot of bikini bars as well Even though it's still stripping out stop a biker bikini bars like in the middle of nowhere.

No, no, there's like an inner So there's like once you start becoming a traveling stripper There's like an interconnection where all the strippers like you'll end up going somewhere and see the same girls So they all travel around to the same places like I was told that I was told that In maybe in wherever we were somewhere small and they said oh, yeah, these girls have to travel because they It's a small town so they can't just all stay here So what they do is they hit different spots. Yeah, and then like you'll follow like okay So you go to like some of the strip clubs by military bases during certain times like when all the young guys get back Don't when they're done from training. They have free time you go there. Oh, yeah This is actually you follow oil oil bigger times really thinking about where to go for this.

Yeah, that's that is fascinating That you're that is exactly like who's gonna be horned up who hasn't been around women around? I'm the first so I made more money stripping Then I did for my first three years of porn That's how much I think because I was traveling god But I feel like also it's a like It's not gonna be like nothing, but it's a small percentage of the girls were really taking it really really out like on their money That are gonna be like I'm gonna just like these guys just got off the old rig He's got like I'm gonna go there versus the one who are like, you know, you go ahead do that I'm just gonna stay here It's not a huge it's the difference between making making a living and then making a career Yeah, right so like there are women that make a career out of their shipping career, you know, yes One thing I want to jump to because we discuss is briefly before we start No, no, I just because you were talking about the funny story. I'll tell you guys. Oh, please don't forget But that you were you know, you were like I was doing these DP's and gang bangs this many days a month for this long and And you know the prep involved tell people just so they know what is the prep involved like hey you have a gang bang or DP Today or tomorrow what's your prep like for that?

So it's literally like you're getting ready to go do a like a sporting event Yeah, so I would say about five five to three days prior you actually start doing not anal stretching or anything like that You start doing stretches for your body seriously Yeah, because when you had done a gang bang no matter how much you've stretched or anything like that Like you feel like you were in a car accident at 20 miles per hour So that's why I say I would do ice baths right after gang bang I'll get right into an ice bath to take a lot of inflammation down because you have guys pulling you everywhere You're twisting all these crazy ways, okay So I would prep just with doing like a lot of yoga a leading up to gang bangs And then you have to get really fucking clean so it's easier to clean out because you there's this misconception with anal where you have to Start yourself to do it. Yes No, if you eat regularly you're gonna poop regularly and you're gonna be able to clean out a lot easier, right? So your body's not gonna hold all that stuff in so you just want to have like a very clean diet and there's stuff You can't eat like carrots or like you know anything with root food like food coloring beats Gaddy sauce beats is terrible. Yeah, when you when a girl's cleaned out and they've still even beats It comes out as like it's sweats through their intestines and then you're like oh my god are you okay?

Yeah, you know like oh no, I be it's like two days ago Yeah, and then actually the morning of a gang bangs me for me I would clean out because I clean out very deep because I never want to have instances Um for about an hour and 45 minutes. That's how long you're doing that. Yeah, hour and Deputies are for another cleaning out so an average girl actually an average girl cleaning out for anal takes between an average time is between 45 minutes to an hour, right? But then if you're a hardcore girl it will take you an hour to two hours So when I clean out it could be cleaned out for three days And then if you know anything about like some of the dark oceans you know which fluid they're putting in my body as well Like sometimes we've put we've put four gallons of spunk inside my body So like you don't want to have anything if you're pushing all that scum that that spunk out That's why you don't want that to become out dirty.

Yeah, you know so you have to clean out like so deep Yeah, I can tell like I tell people the time like I can straight up feel all of my intestines Like I went to a doctor one time and I was like I know that I have a cut about five inches in after the first curve And he was like really and then he did a microscope up there and he was like you really fucking do I was like I know I can feel everything inside my body from all this stuff, you know, holy shit Yeah, I don't know if I'd be into gang bangs. I don't think that would be my thing It's it's it's so you have so much control and power in a gang bang as a woman The tremendous cock no hold on. Hold on. Uh, yeah, he was one of he was the second guy that ever didn't know me Really?

Yeah, but he was in a game suit and it was for like How would you how would you like how would you deal with let's say you're about to shoot a scene with bird? But he's got your list of ways to go. Oh, right? So he's like new to the biz and he's nervous.

Uh-huh. How would you deal with a nervous guy? You're the veteran. You're the pro like you know what you're doing.

Yeah, yeah, like would you do anything? I mean I would actually stay separate from him until the scene actually starts. That's what would help Yes, okay, this way. It's just like it's on yeah So I early on in my career used to make a mistake where I text guys or I messaged them on Twitter when I found out I was working with them I'm like oh my god.

I'm so excited to work with you like your chick looks awesome And then they fail right because they've been nervous because I pumped them up the day before so I actually even myself Um when when I'm on set to any like crazy type of scenes I stay completely separate and especially gang bangs because guys want to come in and they want to try and fuck you or start it when you're in the Middle of getting makeup done and you're trying to like relax because I will take like five to ten minutes by myself even Even before gaming just like mentally like breathe and prepare a cocky. Maybe people know no Oh definitely the drink No, no, no, because you want to know what's gonna happen to your body if you have a drink and you're you're numb in the slightest sense If a guy's fucking you know in the wrong way and you can't feel everything they could do damage to your body Right, so like you have to be completely sober for this because you have to be able to say like oh no This is gonna fuck me up for the next two days the way we're doing this. Yeah, yeah Yeah, I by the way, I think that's a brilliant little bit of information about the not talking before because then it just becomes about the Excitement of the physical thing like there's no like conversation about it You're like this is this is like it's on yeah, it's on and also like You can get really turned off by the way people at sunset before you have sex with them Like yeah, just like you could like see someone at a bar and be like I like this person have a conversation and you're like oh fuck No, like you don't want to know like I've never hung out with like I hung out with a few girls But I've never tried to hang out with like male performers I really don't hang out outside of like a few girls because I don't want to know what you do in your personal life I'm gonna be like no, I don't want to fuck you right and like especially girl girl scenes are the worst like before your girl girl Girl scene I don't want to be around a girl because the first thing they fucking do they get in there and they're like oh my god I'm on my period today and like my nails look like shit and blah blah blah because they're girls so they think they can be Comfortable to talk to you like that when the reality is is like I'm like a male like I don't want to hear that shit I don't know you have your period. It's like if it happens It happens don't tell me you have it because it just makes me like oh okay Who's the first guy you fucked on camera?

Who was your first scene? Walk me through day one first like I can tell him to open first up in my you remember your first up in my Yes first day up first time I was on stage. I remember it so I remember everything I remember all parts of it. Do you remember the first time you were like such details actually?

Yeah Yeah, so the first scene I ever did is called comfiesta, okay? So I I went I went to tell you that I remember that that site quite well Yeah, yeah, so you have to like flash to get in the door. Yeah, what do you hear for like The comfiesta! This is real!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, there still might be a website. Comfiesta was it out of Miami? Yes, it was out of Miami So you started Miami Miami is the minor leagues and then when you move from Miami when they say oh you're good enough You're gonna be something they ship you to California Really? Yeah, so your first scene comfiesta.

So my first scene comfiesta had to do a little bit of coat before right? No, I was over. You went in so sober. And actually it was a three way I never done a three way.

It's your first one. Yeah, two guys. No, it was a two girls. I was like, okay, and I just remember the pro over here.

Yeah, I just remember like being so nervous that I was like I was like, I'm gonna check on the three way one time. You really did you do that? I'm gonna find a three way? Yeah, yeah.

Well now it depends on who you're talking to with all the gender fluidity. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a different act. I'm super binary on.

That's great. So I specifically remember they were like because when it's your first one The first thing they want to do is stills because they want to plan it all out because you have no idea what you're doing or how you're going to map out or even how to open up to camera scale 110 how cool is the team you're shooting with scale 110 the director of the All the people on the first one is it was a big production with probably about like five other people besides the male talent and the female talent on set. And then you start in a different location with makeup and wardrobe and stuff like that. So the really cool is it not this first time aside But in general is taking stills everything before a bummer to the excitement of the shoot I don't take stills beforehand because of that because I just don't take it.

It's like one of the things I just don't do. No, because like a lot of girls do but I won't I just like refuse to because I don't want to take a still because I'd rather just have sex away I want to have sex. And then afterwards if you can't take us because the cameras are so good you can take the screen graph now Right then we'll do the stills before the pop shot, but you know I've also like after about eight months into my career like I would get scripts that would literally say it's Adrian Anachacha she can do whatever she wants right and then slowly like even other girls with semi-fiction and be like look at my script It's all photos of you and things that I need to do that you did, you know Got you. So that's you for that.

We're regular guys right like you're sitting at two regular guys And I would say one or two hundred thousand times I've come faster than I wanted to have that does that ever happen on Yeah, yeah for sure and it ruins the day does it like um it really depends That's a good script I'm a team player So like if you can come twice and you're you're able to come twice like and it can be within an hour Then that's okay, then I'll say yeah But if it's gonna be too long like you know you have to cut the line because it's so it really but it really can't happen Just like in regular life. Yeah, it's great And then you're like yeah, I'll tell you I'll tell you in all honesty I swear to god, I thought it was a choice Leanne gets hit by cornball and and and then me it like and then and then you one night we're out of a bar and you see me You're like hey, how's everything going? I got the morning? Is it okay?

I'm like, oh my god, it's been rough and you're like we should go to the bottom and talk I'm like I could use someone to talk to I would never have sex with you I know in real life I would never sex with you because I know that it would happen so fast that I don't want to have that interaction with you What's it happens? Yeah, and that's why I love my wife because even when it happens like she's laughing at me. She's laughing at me And oh yeah, oh, she's like are you fucking serious because I get so turned on I so worked up I can't I want to enjoy it. I don't want to sit there my head and go don't do this.

Don't you learn how to joke? You need to fucking joke your cock and train it. I've been doing Yeah, what's joke? It's just kind of where you're kind of milk your dick and you're just kind of you know You're just training it to keep it hard for longer It's a real thing.

No, I'm I'm I'm I Hey pills yes or no, um in personal life. Yes in porn No in porn no, but a lot of people guys a lot of people take an important But the only reason why I don't like them in porn is because you have to open up in like weird angles And some guys will like take like two to by a girls or something at a time or they shoot up a lot now, right? Yeah, so when you're opening up it the dick doesn't bend to bend correctly into your your your holes without having chafing So I actually have guys on my no list that have two hard of decks too hard. Yes because it'll end up ruining Yeah, I think it's better to have things go up and down sure this this they just give us a reminder You said you're a really funny private story.

You're like, oh, we gotta have a really funny story about it. Oh, yes Yes, so I was gonna tell you guys that one time so I Wanted to go to Australia my second year in a porn to be a hooker because Australia has like a lot of really hot oil refinery men Oh my god, I'm going there like in a week. Do you want to go? Yeah?

Oh, wait, wait, hold on To the end of the story first. I can't even primate my shows so so I go to Australia and like prostitution legal there So I just like didn't think about it and I was like fuck you out prostitution legal I put up manners all around all around I say there for an entire month just throwing different cities Like I was literally seeing six to nine guys a day and and I was having a blast while doing it I definitely like all right Hey, there's my picker. Oh, Australian men are a different read they fuck this shit out of you Like it's not like going to New York and doing a private with like these guys that are lame and lame bed like when you go to Australia They're like I've been out on an oil rig are fucking farm for six months less go You know, you're being allowed by those guys like a big fucking like a Russell crow like oh So I actually had to buy it felt blankets because my elbows and my knees were going raw from because I was like always trying to do Doggy all the time. What was that cost?

What is that cost back then? So in Australia, I was getting probably around like 1200 to 2000 for for an hour and you're doing six to nine a day Yeah, you're making a real how much how much how much in Australia you add Australia is different than America So in America you have a base right yeah, but Australia is like okay So if you want to slap me that's an extra hundred dollars like slap my ass right if you want to come on my face Yeah, if you want to come multiple times, it's an extra hundred dollars. What's what I'm curious. I'm curious I know you don't do it now, but what would you be right now for a problem?

I was about to ask you this because I know what my private rate is 50,000 dollars What do I get out of $50,000? Can I tell you what I want out of $50,000? You get it for $50,000 you get me for like six hours. Oh, I want you for the day.

No, like I want to damn it I want to know here's what okay. Tell me what my price point is okay First of all we're going on a hike. We're definitely gonna fight a hike for I'm in Canyon early morning I'm gonna go I want to get breakfast with you I want to I want to spend the day with you and then have sex with you at the end of the day because I think that is the real That's what I know I've so fucking That's the only way I can actually end is if we connect throughout the day and then and then at the end of the night What would so because I don't think I would think I would have sex so quick. I would be overwhelmed by you and there's another thing that's crazy I was a Women like you do you realize how many men are powerless?

How many men you can ruin their lives powerless over you like She knows I have a private jet fly me home at three I almost said you should have on my private and I'm not gonna let it happen because literally if she decided an evil way going I'm gonna ruin this guy's life. She could No, I know but I mean I know but I would just shed in your private to make get it back on you know Yeah, but if she was like where are you going? Los Angeles, yeah, no, I mean I was broken I was actually gonna say she should hit up beat see if we throw on the jet But Men I mean I've never cheated on my wife and I've been put on opportunities, but never by like Never by a dranit. Yeah, and all it would take was I is and I think this is what's so fucked up is that if you were evil You could ruin a man's life like that's right now by the way.

It's not just a drona though. There's there are women Whether they're who it's just like what's in your head who go like I want to ruin someone's eye When I was 19 I had a friend who Sucked with a very very rich powerful man that I can't name and Sure she wanted to have his children and he actually had bodyguards in the room because he was that high powerful That she had me and her went and got the condom afterwards so she could put the fucking jizz inside of her Hopefully get right now. Wow, that's really going for it. Yeah.

Yeah, so there are crazy things like that But like honestly like like those are your Burt and I'd be like that's what I that plays into my ego also. Let's make a little bird Yeah, that's fucking crazy Well, like top I think like top tier porn stars. I like that like here's the thing like if you if you were to fail like if you're somebody And we have sex and you fucking you not in like two minutes. I'm never gonna make anybody feel bad about that Because I understand body like I understand bodies.

It's your body. It's also your brain. It's excitement. There's so much other things that are happening So I have like a lot of would you make him come where condiment sex with you me?

I don't know you've been actually I like your wife. So I feel like she's clean. Yeah, she's definitely clean. I'm very clean.

Yeah, so he would have to work on Correct and I was second. You have to get tested first Let me finish the story So I'm in Australia, you know, I was there for two months I did this tour around all of Australia I leave made a fuck ton of money and two years later I go to go back because I want to go just on vacation to just vacation right my boyfriend at the time So I go and as soon as I go through customs my thing wasn't scanning right so they were like Oh, you just need to go walk to this this area and maybe it'll scan So as I'm walking to this area one of the border patrol comes up to me And she's like hi do you have a return ticket home? And I was like yeah, I do and my dumb ass she was like well Where is it my dumbass only had a digital copy? So I take my phone and I put in my code and as soon as I put in my code she snatched my phone four men scooped me up I got interrogated for eight hours They thought I was being sexually trafficked and they had an ad from the last time I was there So I would have like good cop bad cop I'd have like one one like crazy a little heavier woman would come in and she would make me cry and she was terrible And she went through my phone and like for instance I went to a Yeezy concert when I was like 19 and I put a Xanax pill in my mouth And he took a picture of it on my snapchat right and she she Yeah, she pulled that picture up and then she was like you have drugs on you because of this moment and this moment Right this is crazy.

Yeah, and they actually had not only did they cavities search me They took me to get internally internally search They wiped down all my bags I understand like they think you're being trafficked like in and out of the country or something like there's no conversation about the You're like I'm an adult performer. No, not at all not at all And then my boyfriend at the time he was held for four hours because he has new pictures of me They started thinking that he was trafficking me right but the craziest thing is so um after this eight hours of interrogation They decide to be like okay. Well, we we can't really hold you on anything besides the simple fact that like we do have proof that You had escorted through an ad here prior and you can't so it's not gonna go on your record But you have to be sent a detention center and so you can get on a flight home What so eight hours after being interrogated a small little room and Australia border patrol is ridiculous They also have a sign that when you enter into their border patrol they have the right to film you So a lot of my interrogation was being filmed for a TV show TV show. Yeah, because that's their number one show in Australia Okay, so I'm like hysterically crying and at the time like it wasn't like you couldn't announce that you were hooking or anything like that Here's my pitch and I have the brilliant idea ever but he's not done the story.

Yeah, okay, if you're in Australia right now make prostitution pictures of Tom's Gura and put them all over Australia as if he's coming down there to They will not let you in it'll be why I'll cover Australia with pictures of Tom So then they took me to the detention center and it was literally like I had to carry a role at mattress and Sheets and I was wearing prison clothes and they put me in a detention center with men and women and it was just me and five men So I stayed there overnight and I was allowed to get one phone call So I wanted to call my boyfriend at the time is how I'm like hey this is the flight I'm flying back on tomorrow and He didn't answer because of an Australian number so I was like crying and I was hysterical and the guy looks back I mean he's like there's a shift change So maybe it when the shift change happens you can come back and ask for another call so the shift change happens I go back to get another call and I walk in and the guy who's giving me the phone goes Oh my god, he's trying to check how are you and I was like, I'm good. What's up? And he was like you don't remember me and I was like no and he's like I booked you last time you were here and I was like oh Fuck and I totally remember him and then he was like why are you here? And I was like well what the fuck do you think I'm here for?

I tell them the whole thing. Yeah, yeah So the guy working in the detention center was a guy that had hired me from the previous time Did he help you resolve this? Yeah, well I actually he just helped me get a phone call and I got in touch with my boyfriend at the time was able to tell him like and Were you able to fly back together? Yeah, I was able to fly back together I was put on the airplane first in handcuffs and walked by everyone Yeah, they put you in handcuffs and they walk you by everyone before you get on the plane This is crazy.

It was traumatic. It was definitely traumatic And if you take a 14 hour flight then you're held for eight hours for interrogation Then you're held for 24 hours and then you have to get back on a 14 hour flight It's exhausting and the only time you're like fuck I want to drink and I was so paranoid because all I wanted to do was drink And I was like these fucking flight attendants are gonna think I'm a criminal I'm crazy and thank fucking God the flight flight attendant comes up to me and she's like don't worry I'm surely a border patrol is the fucking worst so like you're good I'm once I got on the plane. I know I haven't gone back since I wasn't allowed to go back for two years And then they said it would be a sponge for my record But I don't think I'll ever go back until I hire an immigration lawyer to make sure that doesn't happen This is wild, but Australia has a very competitive sex industry because they're on the island So if I were to tweet out I was going even for vacation girls and maliciously Report that I was going for hooking because that's what happened that's what happened before a girl was the one who sent in the ad to them Saying I was coming That's you this is probably something that's come up a lot for people in your industry But you know you mentioned your boyfriend then you always wonder like when somebody's in your line of work The like I get if like you go I'm like it makes sense you go I'm dating another performer like somebody's like no never Okay, but I mean like it lines up in your head you go these people both do it Yeah, when you're dating like a civilian regular dude Like how it seems like to the outside I like that would be you know you immediately go to like oh my you know the jealousy like how do you deal like are these guys that you end up The end up being boyfriends just don't have any of that They're just like I don't care they're turned on by you know because when you're when you're important the menu attract are the type of men that are Into hotwifing if you know that okay, right? So how I think hotwifing hotwifing it's a lot of people like to think it's Cuckolding and it's not nearly the same hotwifing is where you send your wife out to have a great pleasurable time in front of you and Your turn on the fact that she's being turned on and using her body and then you come back and you fuck her afterwards Oh, no, no, no, no, yeah, like so like try it try it tonight Like my boy Like my boyfriend at the time we headed to a mirror So he was like hiding the closet and I have guys over and then after they leave he'd come out Fuck me so it is like a certain mindset type of dude Yeah, yeah, like you know a lot like because what the thing that occurs to like I think most people as you go But you know they go like if I date someone like this I want them to stop doing that because it's a threat Yeah, it's an emotional threat.

I want them for myself You know like that's the right wise. This is something that I'm fascinated by too Not not to ask like whatever your business you're but like your guys world is notorious for like women kind of being underpaid So my first few years in porn my first year in point my first year in porn I was booked out six months in advance, which is like really unheard of and when I went to my new agent He was like, you know, you're a great great talent But like it's really unheard of to be booked out that's so far in advance because I was doing boy girls for $600 And he was like oh, so they booked you out so far in advance So you're locked in so they were hoping you wouldn't change your rates, right? And then I went with a new agent and canceled everything obviously and the starting rates for boy girl was a Thousand and anal is 1500 and then after two years the more you do it and the more you can bump your rate up And then I got up to like, you know Now I won't do a scene for unless it's 3,500 anal probably like five grand And then what is like but you're like a star so like if a girl is like just you know, whatever a normal girl is probably getting paid Between 800 and a thousand dollars for a single girl for anal 1200 to 1500 Okay, as you do things do you like you ever get into a scene and then things get a little crazy and you get out And you just you know, it's an extra thousand dollars. I used to get in trouble for that Oh for real?

Yeah, my agent used to yell at me all the time because if there's two guys in a scene and it's not a DPO Naturally just do a DP. So he would call me up. I'm like, yeah, fucking keep doing DP is so I was doing a lot of free B. Does it feel good?

Yeah, it feels fucking awesome. It's good. It's like the best It's better like girls. We don't like anal and like do DP is like and there are there are a few performers Yeah, there are a few performers that will actually do just DPs But not anal because it's just why a whole different experience because everything's being so squished that you don't really it kind of Turns in like one hole and like like for instance if you're a guy and you're getting like your your Dick jerked or fucked and someone puts a finger in there a little bit that feels fucking fabulous inside your dick hole Yeah, no, no, you're ass.

Yeah, yeah We have to ask you this question before we wrap up you spent basically an hour and a half of the two of us Yeah, and we've asked many people this and we've asked the audience is this who do you think you would more likely to fall in love with if it was Had you had to take a second take a take a take a take a quick second ask us questions Please interrogate us or you could just spit it out. Yeah, or you can oh, oh, that's why you're leaving the whole interview No, you were fantastic you were fantastic Great, I wasn't trying to Who drinks less who drinks less he's a great far less who lives more of a normal lifestyle me More exciting party. Yeah, yeah party guy. I'm just not enough face anymore So I'm just based on our lifestyle.

Yes. Okay. Yeah, so you're really like you like this seems like a very business-oriented decision Yeah, but your heart doesn't need you one way more than the other like if you had to I mean I feel like I would choose you if my heart was leading that way because dark oh I feel like we've had this like connection And I don't know it's telling him that I made a video Did dark over send it to you after I got fucked I was covered and come and I sent a video that was purposely for you guys But mainly to you that was like hey guys like hey, bro I'm ready for that DP and I was like covered and come and like I had a dildo and I was like fucking my throat So I thought you guys got that Yeah, right? Wait, would you really like I know this was a joke would you really have sex with Tom at the same time totally that's so crazy Yeah, why why are like what's wrong with our wives that they won't let us do that well, they're they're just they're just Listen, it's just they're holding on to their their holding on.

That's nice. You know they don't want to share It's the same thing you don't think of it in your mentality and they don't want to share I would I've actually I've actually I don't I couldn't be alive for it I would hope Liam would get like a great point like I like going great like the way he has sex I think it's like it looks sensual you want him to be with her after you after I'm dead after dead Like just because I if you actually were involved in an experience where it was happening live in front of you You think it'd be weird But it changed your perspective because it turns into like oh my god This is a live life for knows you get that aspect But then you also get like you really do build a bond because while she's maybe getting fucked by him She's looking at you and you're fucking horny jerking it like oh baby I'm gonna fuck you so hard after this and it's gonna be so great. It kind of brings like a connection It's where well. We might be a little old school like I It's weird.

She wanted me use a toy like it's for us. It's about legit connecting Yeah, and like I for me when I like when I come home Take another guy out on a date with you guys. Oh no. Yeah, no, I'm also jealous Like I would never be able to be a boyfriend like and let you have sex other guys I want you I want just you you know like I want to like I like about the end is like I'm really in love They're like lately like for whatever reason.

I don't know why but it's just like I got a cheap coat if you stand above her and she sticks her face up like that kiss you she looks I know well, he's also on blood pressure Really hard. Yeah, my blood pressure is 177 the other day by the way you do look good. You look so much better than last time I saw you why why I'm Focusing like legit focusing on recovery like sleeping good and going I'm not gonna red line it because that last time I was here I was so like 10 pounds of shit in a five pound bag. I was on tour Yeah, I did Whitney's rose.

Yeah, and I flew in here to do that and I slept maybe three hours last night I went I got landed and was one o'clock and I went I'm not gonna have a drink I'm at water and I'm getting bed and I woke up at 9 30 feeling like I go This is what other people feel like when they wake up. I've been really focusing on my recovery and working out But and but not drinking I will talk to you about that. Okay, but he's like the worst thing you do yourself. You have no idea You have no idea.

No fucking idea. I live I live the porn star lifestyle fucking without the sex No, he was the 21 new to porn. Yeah, yeah, yeah I did this thing the other I did this thing the other day I'll just share it and then if we take it out take it out the girls are gone, right? Yeah, it's me and Leanne Leanne comes into the bedroom.

She doesn't sleep in the same room I do sex more she comes to the bedroom and we start fooling around and and We're very meat potatoes like we do most people I imagine it would bore the fuck out of you But it's like we do one thing I got down on her and then we'll have sex so make sure she has more guys And then I'll we'll be done pretty quick. Yeah start the bacon and so So for whatever reason she was into it and I it happened like this Altro music And I have to say this and I can't be understated you're absolutely gorgeous in person very seldomly I didn't want to jump on it, but like I have met other people two things usually everyone I meet in the adult industry is So nice. Yeah, it really is like you guys are so so nice But you're right and then I've also met people in the adult industry women who like in person you're like Jesus They look nothing like yeah, you see them on the thing and then you see them in person you're like Are you really sweet? It's also like picture editing to yeah, I don't like my photos Yeah, I don't do that shit I always like to tell women that if you saw my dick no matter what you thought of it.

I promise you it gets smaller So we where does everyone support you what your only fans I do my only fans and your big big money maker I'm so shout outs to Lisa Traeger the comedian just so you know, yeah, you know Lisa Yes, she's come with me and talked about your only fans on stage in front of The only fans is your big money maker right now. Yeah, I've been like so blessed I haven't like posted any new content my fans have just been sustaining my I haven't lost income I'll send you this picture post on your only fans. Yeah, I mean my dad Actually, they'll probably love it. I have a lot of gay guys Yeah, because I do anal stuff so they're like only fans Twitch only only fans my twitch also just like Adrian I checked out com cuz it links to all my all your stuff.

Yes, okay Thank you for coming here. It was actually a real thrill to have you really appreciate me and my first time out It's my accident. So it's really nice. And also yeah best luck on your recovery.

I hope you recover well You see anything on your back is there anything? Oh, there's a 12 inch scar on my back I feel like major major surgery. Yeah, I had I also had something called like if you have a blood pocket form around the Shattered vertebrae. It's really dangerous So I had to wait to get surgery on because there was blood building around the the shattered vertebrae so I had two shattered vertebrae and One broke like one broken what you probably would have needed in that injury is someone like me who was right there with you And would have cracked your back right after it.

Oh my god. These people were so stupid trying to make me I I rolled over and try to climb out myself. I saw it and I went that's it's a tragic. I know I was like I breathe I'm gonna pour some That's one of those things you watch and you're like you feel it.

Yeah, and and they moved me It took it took 35 minutes for the EMTs to get there Why I don't know and the people that they had on staff they moved me five different times Right so after after when the EMTs got there They freaked the fuck out on them for doing that and one woman was trying to put my hair up Right and I was in doggy and she was trying to put my hair up by moving my knuckle around Right and and the worst part about it is not only did I hurt my back But I'm like as this is happening the pain wasn't really that bad. I was just like of course I'm at a twitch con convention and I'm stuck in a fucking doggy position I'm out like of all the things you know like it was just funny ladies and if you guys you get it now If you want to be you know show a little consideration for your partner have your teeth file down make a little room back there Yeah, thank you for coming. Thank you love you Bert. Love you too.

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