Sh-t My Dad Says Audiobook by Justin Halpern

https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/57/ to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Sh-t My Dad Says Author: Justin Halpern Narrator: Sean Schemmel Format: Unabridged Length: 3 hrs and 9 mins Language: English Release date: 05-04-10 Publisher: HarperAudio Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 3104 votes Genres: Comedy, Memoirs Publisher's Summary: After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, 28-year-old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his 73-year-old dad. Sam Halpern, who is like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair, has never minced words, and when Justin moved back home, he began to record all the ridiculous things his dad said to him: That woman was sexy...Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they wont screw you. Dont do it for them. Do people your age know how to comb their hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their heads and started fucking. The worst thing you can be is a liar...Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then number two is liar. Nazi one, liar two. More than a million people now follow Mr. Halperns philosophical musings on Twitter, and in this book, his son weaves a brilliantly funny, touching coming-of-age memoir around the best of his quotes. An all-American story that unfolds on the Little League field, in Dennys, during excruciating family road trips, and, most frequently, in the Halperns kitchen over bowls of Grape-Nuts, Sh-t My Dad Says is a chaotic, hilarious, true portrait of a father-son relationship from a major new comic voice. Critic Reviews: If youre wondering if there is a real man behind the quotes on Twitter, the answer is a definite and laugh-out-loud yes. (Christian Lander, New York Times best-selling author of Stuff White People Like)