Sham Song (rough mix 3)

Rough mix of basic tracks, produced by David Gans and Jeremy Goody, engineered by Jeremy at Goody Sound Studio. Personnel: David Gans on guitar Robert Wade on bass Joe Craven on mandolin Lorna Kollmeyer on vocals Christian Crumlish on vocals and electric and acoustic ukuleles Sham Song (Chanson) © 2020 At Swim-Two-Birds Music Well, I found a shamrock But I was looking for a real rock And I got shampoo Because I couldn’t find real poo So I wrote a sham song Before I ever wrote a real song And you can sing along Because it doesn’t go real long Yes, I drink champagne Because I never feel real pain And I use a chamois Because I couldn’t find the real me Now I need a shanty ’Cause I’ve run out of real tea Won’t you sing one to me? (And now I’m talking ’bout the real me) So I wrote a sham song Before I ever wrote a real song And you can all sing along Because it doesn’t go real long Words and music by Christian Crumlish