Shark Selfies, Senior Shootouts, and the Uber Escape Plan

This week on Idiot of the Week, the foolishness is so strong, we had to triple up on the prayer hands.First up, a woman tried to take a selfie with a shark. Yes, a shark. Spoiler alert: she didn’t get the pic, but she did get a one-way ticket to the “no hands” club. Ma’am, sharks don’t do selfies—they do snacks.Then we head to Detroit, Angela’s hometown, where a love triangle popped off at a senior apartment complex and ended in a shootout. That’s right—grandma’s bingo night turned into Call of Duty: Retirement Home Edition.Next, we meet India Sanaa Jackson, who allegedly shoplifted and then tried to flee the scene... in an Uber. Because nothing says “criminal mastermind” like waiting for your getaway car to arrive with a five-minute ETA.And finally, in a story that touched Frances’ heart and tickled her funny bone, a nurse in Letcher County revived a drunk raccoon found passed out in a dumpster. We don’t know what that raccoon was drinking, but we do know he’s now the unofficial mascot of bad decisions.So who will take home the crown of Idiot of the Week? Tune in because stupidity never sleeps—and neither do we.Do you want to hear more Idiots of the Week?? Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support. Now in video!Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo. https://sexyliberal.com/Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy