Shark Tanking My Dating Disasters

Liv turns her most catastrophic first-dates into pitch-perfect (and pitch-terrible) startup proposals in a ten-minute monologue that feels like your group chat on espresso. She kicks off with a ridiculous statement—'If heartbreak were a product, here's how we'd market it'—then confesses the cringe details behind each disaster and sells them as absurd solutions: an app that flags silent chewers, a subscription for ghost-proof scheduling, and a premium service that outs bad-texting patterns. Between punchy riffs and sarcastic hot takes, Liv teases out the real red flags people ignore and gives listeners a goofy, surprisingly useful way to reframe romantic chaos. The episode is equal parts roast, therapy, and stand-up: laugh-out-loud storytelling, tiny moments of empathy, and one clear takeaway—bad dates make great material and you can survive them. Stick around for the closing mic-drop and a tiny favor Liv asks of you.