She Bought an SUV on Vibes Alone - Hoselton’s Patrick Diflorio Survives JoJo’s Car Buying Chaos

JoJo's got a new car. Sort of. She walked into Hoselton, looked Patrick Diflorio dead in the eyes, and said "which one would you get?" No budget breakdown, no checklist, no test drive strategy. Just vibes and a phone-a-friend to Rebecca. Classic. The SUV won, eco mode is engaged, and everyone on the road is passing her. She's fine with that. Enter Patty Cutlets himself, Patrick Diflorio from Hoselton, the man who survived the whole experience and lived to tell about it. He's been in the car business five years, Hoselton is basically his hometown, and he's in it for the long haul. Good thing, because JoJo showed up to pick up her car with no registration, no title, and a fully expired license. Patrick barely blinked. The man is unflappable. Bill is along for the ride, Rebecca brought bagels and donuts from Dunkin' (separately, against all odds), the finance guy was not charmed by any of it, and somehow JoJo drove off with a brand new car anyway. Patrick threw in a $100 referral offer for anyone who sends a friend his way, and you can find him over at pattycutlets.com. Chaos, car talk, chocolates from Fairport, and a woman who will absolutely be digging through a bin for her title this week.