She Can't Drive A Stick Shift

She's smart And real pretty Loves Elvis and thinks I’m witty She drinks beer And eats healthy Rumor has it her daddy's wealthy In the end it was a difficult decision To choose between her heart and my transmission...but... SHE CAN’T DRIVE A STICK SHIFT and that's a deal breaker for me Don't need her grindin' down my gears every time she turns the key I never could respect her knowing she'd burn out my clutch It's a matter of principle not love...that... She can't drive She can't drive SHE CAN’T DRIVE A STICK SHIFT She didn't cry The day I dumped her Instead she took a hammer to my bumper I was scared And kept my distance It was the path of least resistance Cuz I'd rather have her crush the chrome and metal Then to ruin my ride while figurin' out the pedals REPEAT CHORUS (Pedal Steel Break) REPEAT CHORUS w/Tag Dewey Longuski (BMI) ©2024