社交：你最喜欢哪五种人

Who are your favorite 5 types of people?Dylan Owens, I’ve written, I’m writing, and I’ll write.The guy who kicks up shit. He can enter any conversation, and within 10 seconds create an intense argument on any topic. It doesn’t even matter what it’s about. He’ll show up, and kick. Up. Shit. These guys are always fun to be around, just to see the chaos they create.The guy who doesn’t give a shit. The world could be burning, the human race could be dying, and this guy would just be sitting there chillin. Nothing fazes him. You could chop your head off in front of him, and he’d glance at it, and just go back to chillin. He always helps everyone calm down, just from his pure lack of fucks to give.The guy who gives shit, and takes shit. The guy that doesn’t hesitate to roast you until your very soul is on fire, but is also able to take just as much heat. He’ll joke about literally any topic, and he doesn’t care if he offends the entire universe.The guy who always pulls off shit. He sleeps through class, ignores teachers, and never does his work. But then the night before, he stays up until 2 in the morning, and does everything perfectly. Nobody knows how he does it, but he does it. He’s basically a god.The guy that can talk about random shit. He can hold an interesting and stimulating conversation about literally anything. You sit and talk to him for hours, about anything and everything. Afterward, you don’t even remember what you talked about, you just remember it was awesome.