She Put Her Whole Pughsy Into This

Put on your flower crowns and zip up your bear suits…cause today the femcels are reviewing Ari Aster’s 2019 horror film “Midsommar!” As they take a cinematic trip to Sweden (with the worst men you’ve ever met), they discuss Aster’s unique filmography, the history of the folk horror genre, and the economic foundation of the post-horror movement. When they aren’t making fun of Christian’s inability to light a birthday candle, they also gate-keep the final girl label and analyze eugenics’ undeniable influence on the horror genre. Digressions may include Halloween festivities at lesbian bars and Elon Musk’s humiliation kink.