She's Low-Key Petty Pippen

This week Tina is disappointed that Costco can’t keep up with her prosecco habit (relatable), recaps a gorgeous “fake fall” lake weekend full of surf-and-turf, washers tournaments, and too much garlic butter, and somehow segues into a fantasy football punishment involving sperm donation. From there it’s pure chaos: 100 cars pulled from the Chicago River (um, what?), Kim K letting North get a dermal piercing, Jennifer Aniston dating Bethenny’s ex, and Taylor & Travis are engaged. Add in Bravo gossip (Karen Huger out of prison, Kristen Doute in an IG war, Teresa not filming NJ), Burning Man’s orgy dome biting the dust, Jay Cutler facing jail time, and Bill Belichick’s girlfriend trademarking “gold digger.” Tina also debuts  Starbucks protein lattes, and people saying “low key” before everything (stop it). Plus, Housewives of Miami and OC, a strong Big Brother season, Chicago’s Oktoberfest and Taste celebrations, and the eternal hope that the Bears will “kick some ass.” Basically, it’s pop culture whiplash—shaken, not stirred, with a PSL chaser.Give us 5 stars and follow us on Instagram! @No_Offense_But_podcast