Shift 1 - Welcome Aboard!

🎉 CONGRATULATIONS, VALUED TEAM MEMBER! 🎉 A dark comedy horror podcast about eternal training, corporate obedience, and one man’s fight to keep his sanity. You’ve been selected by the Smackie’s Smile Shack™ Onboarding Initiative for Permanent Employee Integration™, and we couldn’t be more thrilled to welcome you to your forever family! In this mandatory Level-1 Welcome Module, you’ll discover how to: – Embrace your role as a Smackie’s Front-Facing Interpersonal Interface™ – Comply with Smackie’s Smile Shack Eye Contact Protocol (even when there’s no one there) – Survive your first Training Tape Encounter™ (the host may sound familiar) – Make every shift feel like your very first - over and over and over again Remember: You are not alone. You are part of the team now. And the team is always watching. Let’s Make This Your Best Shift Yet™ Created, written, performed and produced by Trey Falco Part of the Ghost Wolf Creative Network Website: ghostwolfcreative.com Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/GWCStudios/ Comments, Concerns & Collabs: [email protected] The Hanson Tapes premieres September 4th! https://open.spotify.com/episode/7dcL3tIfrryFAtpsy9VNEI Stream all episodes wherever you get your podcasts, or visit ghostwolfcreative.com for more. Smackie’s Smile Shack™ is not responsible for loss of time, identity, or composure during playback.