Shift 7 - Team Meeting

🚨 SYSTEM ALERT: REALITY DE-STABILIZATION DETECTED, SMILE ASSOCIATE! 🚨 A dark comedy horror podcast about eternal training, corporate obedience, and one man’s fight to keep his smile. We’re so excited to see you reporting for another rewarding shift here at Smackie’s Smile Shack™, even if your immediate surroundings appear to be experiencing a minor Dimensional Drift Event! During Module 7 of your Labor Enrichment Cycle™, you may notice mild distortions in reality, including, but certainly not limited to: spatial recursion, hallway redundancy, or brief encounters with sentient equipment. Don’t panic! These are all part of your ongoing Professional Growth Experience™. Recent reports indicate that Navigation Protocols are currently under playful reconfiguration, and several entryways have volunteered for reassignment to Unauthorized Liminal Zones. This is perfectly normal and demonstrates Smackie’s commitment to adaptive infrastructure! Most importantly, the system has scheduled your Mandatory Introduction with your Operational Manager! Please approach this encounter with the same enthusiasm you’d bring to a surprise inspection or a corporate family picnic. Remember: compliance is the highest form of gratitude! Should you experience feelings of dread, déjà vu, or dissociation, simply reinforce your Smile Vector™ and repeat your Employee Affirmation: "I am happy. I am helpful. I am home." At Smackie’s, we’re proud to promote a culture of total emotional surrender and spiritual detachment from all known matter.™ Don’t Look Down. Don’t Ask Why. Serve Forever.™ Let’s Make This Your Most Structurally Unstable Shift Yet™! Created, written, performed, and produced by Trey Falco Part of the Ghost Wolf Creative Network Website: ghostwolfcreative.com Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/GWCStudios/ Comments, Concerns & Collabs: [email protected] The Hanson Tapes premieres September 4th! https://open.spotify.com/episode/7dcL3tIfrryFAtpsy9VNEI Stream all episodes wherever you get your podcasts, or visit ghostwolfcreative.com for more. Smackie’s Smile Shack™ is not responsible for spatial dislocation, existential drift, or spontaneous management evaluations.