ShizzyGetBizzy Top Ten 12_31

The temperature drops and suddenly everybody turns into a meteorologist with trauma. This week on ShizzyGetBizzy, we’re counting down the Top Ten Things Black Folks Say When It’s Cold Outside — the phrases, complaints, and dramatic observations that come out the moment winter starts acting disrespectful. From “the sun out here lying” to “this weather ain’t for us,” this list is pure Black winter survival humor. It’s loud, it’s relatable, and it perfectly captures what happens when cold air meets generational commentary, bad circulation, and zero patience. Grab a hoodie, turn the heat up, and laugh through the pain — because if it’s cold outside, somebody is definitely saying something.