Can you hear them trying to figure out their headphones? Miles Gangeros? Yeah, he can't. He can't, can you?
Wait. No, I can't. No, I can't. OK.
Yeah, they're figuring out their audio. Uh-huh. You guys good? Yeah, these are great.
Mike's. Ooh. Good. Test, testing, testing.
OK. Test, testing, testing, testing. I feel like these guys are ready. Three, two, one.
Smells like a shake. Oh, my fault. My fault is totally moving. Doing it, proving.
Now that we get back on. And I'm going to be up, up, up. So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm deaf.
Thanks for coming by to do a little engineering. No problem. It's good to have professional broadcasters here, like ourselves, Michael. Yeah, and like our guests here.
Stevie Weebies. Thanks for having us. That was amazing, man. One of the greatest skateboarders in podcasting.
Not even podcasting. Oh, yeah. And podcasting, one of the best. Right?
Yeah. And then this BS artist who's claiming he can do handrails before the show starts. You mean a board slide artist? Yeah.
I am a board slide artist. Jeremy, I'm walking to see here. And you're not a board slide artist. You said BS artist.
I'm a board slide artist. You can't do board slides on a handrail. Yes, I can. No, no, no, no.
On a flat rail. He's doing a flat rail. Not a handrail. A flat rail.
He's doing a flat rail. He did it at the barracks. He did it on the flat rail. Backs like a board slide on the edge.
The metal bar that's on the middle. That little flat rail. The middle. That little flat rail.
That little flat rail. It's not into the barracks. I know that rail. It's a flat rail.
It's a flat rail. I can do that. He did a flat rail. He did it like maybe this much of it.
If only there was someone who could possibly prove this. Well, he did. He slid like this much. And then rolled away, though.
Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Regular stance. Do you have a flat rail on the back? No. No.
You got it. You got it. You got it. I'm a fan of that.
That's okay. Oh, convenient. Oh, here I was thinking you were a shrink. Okay.
All right. I'll get a round. I'll prove you. Yeah.
I got a freight that's got a skate park down the street. He's got a flat rail. We'll go there after the show. Wait, I've got to do three shows after this.
Damn, you do a three show? I know. I'm doing it. The energy levels up.
Steroids. Okay. And the will to win. The show sucks.
People hate it. They don't even know about it anymore. Really? Oh, yeah.
If you've done it. Yeah. Most don't know us. Those that do despise us.
Yeah. We're like, we're like, don't. People who used to listen to the show. Yeah.
Why? I don't know. You know, people grow apart. We've changed.
Yeah. How's it been going on? 17 years. We've been dropping off a cliff for at least five.
And then we got five from Sirius and we hit the podcast scene. We really died. That's good one though, man. I was like, I was like, good way to look at it.
That's a good run. Yeah. It's not that bad. It was a good run.
You don't understand, Jeremiah. That feels so much better than what the regular person would say. You got to look at it half full. Am I a little bit of a failure now?
I can't afford it. It's beautiful. You could look at it as you've still fallen more than most people will ever ascend to. Wow.
You guys, I know you like it. You really like it because you're attitude? Yes. Your attitude is exactly.
You like the positivity. That's really dope. Why don't you get these guys to move in here and be a roommate? I might have to move in here.
I'm going to get evicted. You can. No. That little, the little shack that you're in.
Sorry. I heard. On your behalf, I was offended when this happened initially. Can we edit that out?
I'm just going to go apartment, bro. Yeah. You'll let me in here? You know what it is?
I think you're too talented for where you're living. I was surprised. Did you tell my brother that I got black mold in my ceiling? Wait, you've got black mold in there?
And you're bummed that you're getting evicted? No, I was calling it out on the pocket. Did you tell my brother that there's black mold in my wall in my ceiling? Did you tell his brother stuff to get him in trouble?
He was worried about me. I was this worried about me. And I'm like, who told you that? And then he's like, I can't tell, I can't tell, I can't tell, I can't tell, I can't.
And then I pause and I thought for two seconds ago, Jeremiah told you. Wow, you seem actually kind of angry. Well, let's go back to the topic at hand. Let's look at the whole point of it is to save Stevie Weavy.
Yes. So I'm genuinely concerned. I'm not heating up your brother because he was generally concerned about your, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And maybe he tells you, Hey, man, black mold and go shut up. But if you tell your brother, maybe Bobby tells you and you go, Okay, Bobby, you're trying to look out for me. I will move from this house. That's a silent killer.
I think that's a good word that Jeremiah and Bobby got you evicted. Oh, don't put that in your energy. We had a good start. Scary stuff.
Whatever you're doing. Hey, man. We did not report the building for a certain city with just a second of the store. Well, he knows how to do it.
He just, he just told you how you go about everything someone. Hey, man. It's eerie, man. It's very, you know what?
That's love. You're just worried about me. Yeah, it can't be taken any other way. It cannot.
You think I can coexist in this house with you? I'm okay with it. It's you. I'm really appreciate you.
How much? I don't know. Think about it. It's what room you want.
How many rooms are here? Four? Dude, I can do the dishes. Yeah.
I mean, I got a dishwasher. Yeah. You're already like a lizard. I can feed the pill.
You already know he's down to do gay things. Right. That's not. I like you in a brain plane.
I know. We can't get. We can't get. No, you can just be around what happens.
You can be like, Gato Kaelin. You can. You want me to be the film? I appreciate it having the comedy.
I'm not bad. I'm not bad. I'm not bad. I'm not bad.
I'm not bad. I'm not bad. You guys try to pan it out. I'm feeling you.
I got some skills out. You all do it. I'll be your filmer, bro. We get the POV shit.
Go. How much you just ran a closet. Dude. Is that why you're going to run a closet?
I'll go to the closet. The door to the closet is the glory hall. So it is where the action is happening. You know what?
Beggars can't be choosers. Yeah. Have you ever been to a glory hall? No.
We didn't try to do it. No. We did that one for a challenge. We did a make shift.
Create a microscope. We did a make shift one. We did a make shift one. Oh wow.
That's pretty cool. Yes. I have a game for us today that involves a glory hall. Really?
Yes. You don't have to pull your thing out. You got to put it in the hole with your pants. Not one without the other.
Your penis is that's how you come about you. Well, I've got the same thing. That's what you're putting there. Okay, I'm in for it.
Yeah free tries. Okay. That's fine. But first we play a game.
Okay, cool. Okay. Okay. It's a kick.
No, no It's not I do other stuff Every I get more get here from them I gotta gay I got a boyfriend. That's pretty gay and he sounds less gay than you oh my god Even when we're having sex I went to I like to me to let me get shut up and for that comment anyway We're gonna play a game called shock color pigeonary. Yeah, where yeah You guys came to the right place because the stuff that you do on your show Oh, when I did your show the other day and we were holding that breath in buckets of water It was inspired me to do the things that up we used to do a lot of Ridiculous stuff. Yeah, I think I had Ken black Ken block on once and we he gave me one of his remote control cars So I set up a jump ramp and jumped it into somebody's penis.
Oh wow. That's a good one. It's really funny Yeah, yeah, we've done stuff like that. Yeah, yeah, you got tasted like a Hand-taser I don't know.
I haven't we haven't done a dog collar. Have we? Oh, well you have the shot collar Yeah with Vinnie, you know we found out real quick how good a speller is everyone was with a shot Okay, yeah, you guys are it always flinched me. I've had years of where I got a heart condition And I wasn't sure what the heart condition was so being electrocuted was like triggering And I was like a panic attack guy for a while Oh, yeah, panic attack would be is it a panic attack or is it the heart condition failing?
And I'm about to die which would bring on a panic attack and also being electrocuted sometimes was like really stressful But I was like for the show I would do it But sometimes I really didn't want to like there were days where I was like, you know what? I want to bow out of this like I can you guys turn it down and then it goes up a little higher next thing I'm having spasms. Yeah, I hope everybody's enjoying the show, you know speaking of pain and stuff though I know that you just recently got your balls cut off. Well, I got a vasectomy.
I didn't get castrated Yeah, but you know what I mean, it's like slow slow. You should go slow to now. Yeah, yeah, me too I ask about that because I had a second me you had a vasectomy everyone that I know who's had a vasectomy already had kids The best of my knowledge you are not a father. I got to go to one.
Yeah, you're just done. Yeah, I'm just right there newer They're newer, but I'm just I'm just right move. Congratulations and we're importantly congratulations. Oh, thank you All right, so go on.
Yeah, I haven't come yet though because how long ago did you get the procedure Friday? So that you have to wait at least a week. They said before you can not okay. Yeah, yeah, otherwise I could damage the spermal cords It said oh, wow.
Yeah, so you paint up The first few days I have not been aroused at all because I've been in pain it did it go awry because it sounds like because I don't Remember being that hurt and you sound like I feel like I talked to a couple guys I feel like they did not numb me as much as they should have yeah, I think that's a possibility I woke up they put me under which I didn't know they were going to do They did put you under but I came out of it because of the Because of the what not the pain it's not it's it's like if you have if you have like a toy guitar And you know they have those plastic nylon strings and you can like really like pull the string way further than you can with an actual Guitar it felt like that was what they were doing. I feel like that was Them so it was just that this feels all wrong more than really something I would strictly describe as pain Yeah, I know somebody in Jason You know this person's well I don't know if they want to be identified who got up a sec me about two weeks ago and they got like the worst case scenario softball Size swelling in a hole that wouldn't close that they basically said wait until the right color starts using it literally I know that guy yeah, they could see their testicle telling to lose my number. He's gross Another doctor and the doctor said to be honest with you I don't feel comfortable stepping into this I think you're gonna have to see it out with that scientist who did this no that's not cool What was the whole located it as well? In the middle of the test like on a side of a testicle or yeah, they go in the sides of the sack It's not the actual test okay, no old TV so that he can like visualize He's got the two like you like everybody in the room I think and then they cut they snip the vast deference is what I believe it's all yep And then they they just render it so it there's a wrap on once yeah, that was me kind of and then they fuse it back together No longer working and then they close you up and you hear these stories about oh no man I played I went to the gym and did some light lifting that afternoon I don't know that guy I was I felt like I had a mellow one and it was still it still felt as if somebody had cut a couple A whole thing to my testicles and then cut some things up inside and then sewed it back up Which me personally called me what you will took me a day or two to feel like myself again Yeah, I so I looked down at one point you go live on Instagram I didn't go live on but I did I did a selfie reaction while I was getting it done and I did pass out during it That's so cool.
Yeah, you fainted yeah, I fainted did they freak out that you fainted they were like they're frustrated The doctor is frustrated more than anything because he was cool and let me film and then he's like of course this guy passes out While he's filming himself. So do you have video of you passing out holding the camera? Yeah, it's recording. Mm-hmm.
That is awesome Yeah, I which I've never captured that on camera. You want to see a little clip of it? What's your little clip of it? When does this come out?
Uh? For a couple weeks we got time to yeah. Yeah, I'd like to insert it Yeah, I'd love to see that okay because I think if we can do that then I might be over to get my because I went live on Instagram So I believe it's still on my Instagram Which means I could do my one where I was filming and at one point I remember they cut you open with a thing that it's not it's like a hot thing so it burns you open So it's like burning flesh like smoke kind of came off my balls and I was like wow that's oh you did the laser Yeah, I guess okay, and then you did the clamp the I didn't ask The clamp you say yeah, what's what you do? So I did the clamp it like they tie they tie you off and they put little like clamps on the sides of of the uh No, none of the testicles on the uh the the best difference like where they they clamp it off on each side where the metal clamps Mm-hmm like little tiny.
Oh, I'd say they lazy to use mine. Yeah, mine was on a laser job So I clamp it on both and then snip it yeah, they snip it and then they like tighten like like clamp it okay Yeah, just some more direct way than any of these that you guys have described to do this Well mine was pretty convenient. Yeah, it was only one part that was bad where I'm filming I'm joking around with everybody and I'm like look at the smoke on my balls and then The nurse goes oh you have unusually thick balls, and I remember thinking that sounds cool on the Internet And then right as I thought that sounds cool on the Internet I felt like a pool on on one of the cords in my balls that made me feel like I took a nut shot Yes, that was what I woke up from yes Okay, so then the nut shot made me feel like and this is the thing you might not not share by it But if you're gonna faint because it's happened to me a few times where I've had pain that was like really next level like I Told my mcl off somebody kicked me in it broke my leg off to the side And I popped it back over and I had a vacation It was after a fight and I had a vacation with my wife at the time in Mexico There was like two days after the fight and it was like to me it was a vacation that I'm not missing them I did not care Yeah, so I got a friend a motocross buddy gave me a really nally motocross knee brace and I just went to Mexico with a knee brace on So I'm swimming I'm hanging out drinking with my wife at the time and at one point We got room service and I was on the balcony and it's like the shiny melable marble floor And I was on the balcony I had no clothes on and I took my knee brace off and the room services coming in I go to get up to get out of the way and when I put my foot down it just slipped and my knee went and popped out again And when it popped I popped it back in and I was like up against the the the lounge chair thing that I was on And I was gonna faint and I do like deep breaths through my nose to try to get like oxygen into my brain and like hold on And am I gonna fall or am I not gonna fall and I'm like okay I saved it so I know that if you do that you can you can potentially stay conscious Yeah, so when I did the the the nothing when it pulled and I held I remember my phone I'm like oh like I'm gonna drop my phone. I'm gonna pass out and I was like Don't go don't go and I was like okay.
Okay. I'm like man. I do not feel good like that was not whatever you guys did That was not cool. Yeah, but I managed to spot It was there it was a painful sensation for sure like I saw it kind of right like the feeling is inside Yeah, very internal like like you said it's like getting a nut shot but over and over and then it felt like they were Yeah, I felt there was a cord get cool.
Yeah, like I called it went into my stomach But you don't pull ever yeah and the discomfort any man knows this it goes all the way up to like the underside of your stomach Yeah, yeah, so anyway you passed that and you woke up and did he continue while you were out? Yeah, yeah, so did up Uh-huh, so you woke up and it was finished. No, no, I only passed out for like probably I don't know like maybe 10 15 seconds That's unfortunate. Yeah, I'm serious I'm gonna pass out while you're cutting my balls up and I prefer it was the whole time And then I woke up and I was like you know that after if you've ever fainted or passed out You get really sweaty and hot and like like so like I started like feeling all sweaty and feeling like I start feeling everything's heightened when you when you come to yeah, so then finished it there And it was yeah, it was a little rough was there more pain when you came to for the rest of the procedure?
I think so I think my body was like trying to get it's like grips on everything And now you're kind of hurt a little bit because you you mentioned what it was it I was like dude, I'm usually down for anything, but I can't take it in its both of them That's what you should know what would be alternative that what if it's just asking if you just turns around we can do that if you want Yeah, I mean that way we can all participate. That was a really good idea Stevie really yes Consensus building I like that if it's your butthole you get to throw the bowl harder. It makes sense. You know what?
Right, you agree? You guys Yeah, yeah, yeah, we put some pixelation over it Yeah, okay, okay, remember remember to pixelate this entire episode. Yeah So we've done a talk about some of the challenges that we've done. Yeah, I love to hear about you when we are accolades We definitely are many more I think we've dedicated in diapers.
Oh, it was a race Well now hold on how does one set that up? Did you both wait until you both had to go? We took a bunch of laxatives. Oh, I see he took me to Chipotle just for just for being a friend Yeah, he's like he's like I want to take you out to Chipotle and like use some content like vlogging along the way And then and then he goes, you know the challenges today.
I go no you guys weren't take acts like something. We just had Chipotle He goes exactly nice. Yeah, you tricked me. So we try to time it out to where we really smart guys Your house is not right for how good you are and then we are I peed in a diaper on a show Like victory yeah, right?
I was in a fighting contest for this wild world of spike TV show I did and it was three Sam Tripply myself and this fighter guy kick up And we were fighting into like a funnel thing that had a tube and at the end these these spike people production TV people had hired these lovely ladies They were really cute and had bikinis on so super unfair to be the Smellers of who did the worst fart and I really wanted to win like every every stuff we did I you know we were I'm a competitor. I want to win even it's like a stunt that I don't realize I don't want to win So I was really trying how I am to man. I can't turn off right turn it off I feel like if you don't give it everything you shouldn't be in the game because it's not fun watching you Yeah, so what was it? I put into that I put into the you put into a jar no my poof I fart so hard that a dukey shot out of my butt you did a shark yeah, but it was it wasn't a schmassy It was just a little log a little A lukey yeah, I never heard it like that.
It was like a solid like a poogie like a poogie. Oh, it was a poogie Yeah, right because it's a poopy could be yeah, but I won oh good for you. Okay. Yeah, congratulations guys Whoever had to smell you think it's about you in a jar no did I just told you I just put a What no they fight it into a funnel there was girls in the end of the funnel to smell it That's how I won because I had an extra aroma down there because it was a actual poogie.
Yeah solid. Yeah We're all about it still a channel. She was like wow that's big. No, there's no way that's not right It was yeah, it was a bit fighter than that.
It's just closed up and dancers on there Right after it yeah, yeah, that was a show where it was like we're filming a pilot and I did it and I've never I don't think I didn't in TV before and I did the pilot and was like well We'll never hear from them again, and then they go you got 13 episodes Well, it was like a season something and I was like wait what yeah, it was just the dumbest thing like there was several times They were they played videos and I'd be like this is a dumbest shit Ever and they were working we were working it was we were working at a second season And it was like arguments about because I was sponsored by DC shoes and clothes because I was still a pro skateboarder And they were trying to like stop me from wearing it and I'm like you can't hi I'm not an actor like you hired Jason Ellis Jason I was where's this and then they were like well not the t-shirt So then I had a belt buckle DC had belt buckles or like a big metal I read those yeah And I would tuck my shirt in to shoot really show off the belt and several times one of these executives We go cut and then come over and pull my shirt and I put it back in and we'd have fights before and then I'd be all angry and then I'd be like welcome back to the stunt and I'd be like you mean yeah yeah Because I had a I still had a bit of an attitude that's crazy that I would offer it yeah That was a very long time ago same triple E on that show too. Yeah, I thought it was way before he went all tripply Yeah, no he wasn't about any of that. Yeah, he was struggling. I remember him saying he was a valet and he hated it He's doing good now though.
Yeah, yeah, it's podcast. Yeah, for sure. He's a hard worker. So oh, yeah.
Oh, he's been here. Yeah, yeah I'm happy he's good guy. I'm happy he prevailed. Oh, yeah, he's opinions on certain things whatever it takes when I'm at this point in case I have a glory hole count everybody should just do whatever they want.
Yeah, I got a glory hole and guns. I don't know what I'm doing There you go. Yeah, across the board. Yeah, I wore a wife beater and I'm slightly self-conscious Why great because I because I saw in a clip that Jason wore wife beater So I was like oh, he'll probably wear a wife Peter day.
Oh, yeah, man So I was like I'm gonna wear mine because I never wear I never wear a tank top You gotta go put one on yeah, how you decide to dress no, but I never wear I never really basketball. Oh, yeah Yeah, I guess I got the best shorts on yeah, or go watch some kids play basketball Yeah, yeah, let's go to your earlier point. I found it may just been in my head But I found ejaculation I found ejaculation a little less than fulfilling for a little while after the vasectomy Did you feel like how long for how long do you know what there was a minute there where I was looking on? There was a minute there I know you turn it back off damn bro.
No, I'm glowing Baby Holy moly Dude, you are a pale dude. I know we have a show in the dock Tattoos man to fill it out. I feel like we just like the Sun the whiteness So can I can I talk about some more? Then for how long did you feel like it wasn't like as we're filling yeah?
Jason did you experience that at all it's been a while for you I was concerned that work that orgasms weren't gonna be quite the same after the vasectomy and for a minute there I thought that my suspicion was correct at this point I think they're back to where they are but I also feel like I can see and if you gave me my eyeballs from when I was 18 I'd be like oh man I'm blind I still feel like I can run But if you put me back in my 18-year-old legs I'd be like oh man. I'm old and washed up So I'm not really sure but I'm good with what I've put your load amount didn't change did it are you talking about the actual amount of a Jack in it. Yeah, I'm really asking. Oh, I thought he meant like how good does it feel to come after you have?
That's my question a is the amount. Yeah, I guess it's the same right. Yeah, that varies right. I'm just not the time Yeah, yeah Right, I'm just saying sometimes does it work?
I forget to do kegles my loads don't shoot as far. Wow until I'm right now. Yeah, I think we all right. I am too right We do it's we'd how you can't talk or think while you do kegles.
It's hard to have a conversation while you do right What are you talking about? It's a light on Miles defense he's doing kiggles all the time right? Oh, that's it Hey next time you're at the store and you're going to buy some water You could go to the section where they have the super overpriced stuff from France Are you can go to the section where they sell you tap water and put a brand name on it or you could go where we go the cool Section that's where they sell liquid death. Yeah, seventh greatest skateboarder in the world.
How cool is that guess what water I drink liquid death You're asking about tea. I could I could hear it. They got that too take it from the five billion and seventh greatest Gateboarder in the world. It's so refreshing and alpine fresh.
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Oh, no, I want to know more about your You said you wanted to brag about your accolades. Yeah, I'm an open I didn't want to cut you off man. I mean you're talking about it. That's it.
Yeah, no, that's why solid satisfactory. Yeah, yeah You need more notes. Let me know after the show. Please tell us I mean, I want to know more about your mental So like are you are you jerking off like a lot or well?
I am married. Okay. I am married. Okay, but you still I do the combination of both I think what happens for most people for me is you kind of just split into like yeah like two sex lives Like you have your sex life.
I like that partner and then you have your like this is great cuz I don't have to worry I mean I like worrying about her, but it's always nice So it's nice to take somebody to a restaurant that makes them happy and it's also nice to have the lunch that you want to have And that's the way that I that's the way that I'm right so when you do your masturbation Do you do like what kind of technique like do you just do like raw dog like just yeah? I've never been like a lotion kind of guy. I've never Sentin that yeah, I never understood the sock thing that's completely baffling to me I don't know if he like I can make my body everybody Wait a minute. Yeah, what do you have your own?
I'm okay for what masturbation. You have a kid. Is it in a little lunch pale or something? No, it's a latex glove I just buy latex gloves at Target.
It is a whole thing I do. Yeah, just the glove is trying out And it's a dude See my latex glove you want to watch him try it out. That's really probably where it's going right? No, no, no, it's not you sure you want me to do it Every time I'm here, I'm gonna assume you're in the closet moving forward This is the last time I turn off a Jason's house.
I can tell you that I can tell you have the side of the latex glove to use lube or anything. Yeah, you fast. Thanks for asking That's a great question. I use Vaseline and then you see probably kid, right?
What's this got to do with it? Wasn't that two? Oh, wait, you use two lots one. You're right two was when they have it Everyone he yells Daniel saun before they turn it in.
I was Daniel. He injures his leg. Yeah, yeah Yeah, so this is your latex glove with the Vaseline. Okay, you warm it up.
Yeah, I get that Yeah, what glove so you got a vessel on your on your hand on your other hand. No, no, no, no So you take your the glove in your left hand and it opens up like a flower And then you and then you just rub the Vaseline on the outskirts and then what I do is I have a whole Ritual where I go to the sink and then I dial soap it up. Yeah, and then I go back. Huh put on the air pods Are you still applying to be a remote?
What are you listening to? What? What are you listening to when you jerk off? I just X videos you audio X videos Yeah, porn hub.
Oh, okay. So you're watching a video. Yeah, and then you have sex with your hand. He's listening Oh, yeah, make it like a porn audio What do you think I'm doing man?
Just like really old 70s porn music Yeah No, do you do you do you still do you look at pornography or I do your mind a little bit about particularly pornography? Yeah, like what kind of stuff do you like looking out? I'm pretty boring in that regard. He's married.
I know he's married But you never know he might have a wild side was I really don't know honestly I've often wondered if my kink is so twisted that even I refuse to know about it Honestly, I honest to God maybe if I did have some extreme kink I would refuse to tell you but I can look you in the eye and just tell you on my children Which is a weird thing to bring up in this context. Yeah, I don't I'm not aware of being into anything weird I'm into I've been hanging out having sex 25 years. I don't think he is either So just what it just mission you just type in missionary. I do I do yeah, I put in distracted missionary sex What are you typing?
Don't worry about it Jason. Oh, I You can that's my business you can analyze us We can't analyze you do you want me to just say it? Go ahead, bro I can't hold my only the other one that watches it. I know I don't know.
I don't know. He loves granny cream pies I didn't even know that you could do that When you say granny are we talking 70 So they let me get like once they Once they beat listen listen I haven't seen it for sure but I've heard that when you get a certain age you've a giant hair falls out Are you watching those? Yeah? Great hoops great hair great.
Not fake that old lady. They're grandmothers And they fit hot grandmothers or are they just grandmothers? I love them all so super old baggy lady. Oh some of them are like cougar You know You like an older lady.
Yeah, would you date a granny? You know, I probably I have a girlfriend is she a granny. No, she's a she's younger than whoa. Did you always say 18?
No, what was she? Internet late 20s. Oh, wow, that's pretty young. Yeah, it's confusing.
So you date a young lady and you joke off Did she know that yeah bother sure yeah It bothers me Why was it bother you? Anyone you know one time I got hit on by an old lady in a supermarket and I was married to somebody that would not let me have sex with an old lady So I didn't call her ass. What'd it be? She that's why I left her mark.
I made the right decision So now that that old lady's listening DM me, but she said well you're a very attractive man in the supermarket And I was like oh, thank you and then she kind of stayed there and was like who is it that you look like and I was like I don't know she's like you remind me of somebody in movies and then she finally figured out this Jason Statham And I was like oh, that's cute and she was like I was it my mom? She was like I'd love to spend time with somebody like you and that was where I was like I mean I would I don't think she boning her would be a good idea for her Yeah, but I would do like a joke off show for her. Yeah, why not? I just I couldn't at the time because I would have got in big trouble Right.
I miss that if I had that opportunity. I would gladly take it. I would do that for a living You're reminding me of a news story that I saw this week where a medical professional who deals with older people had a woman come in who said she was having trouble peeing and everything was backed up and it's becoming really uncomfortable So the medical professional went to examine and she found some like vines and leaves What in her vagina what she describes as the woman's lady garden. She had seeds and dirt in there You really dude?
That's my theory and she said I'm trying to figure out when they did like a scan She was putting potatoes in there and one of the spuds bit off and grew the woman said oh, I forgot to take my potato out Yep, knew it. Oh my god Is it raw cream pie granny as you probably know as a man who's interested in the watch a potato come out as somebody's bought an old lady Cat take it easy there, but I will not This guy's king shaving your head Who's a guy who's who's fuck is it an old is it Old man that cream pies in the old lady Uh, we should get that on the pants. They're usually middle-aged man. Some of them are younger.
Yeah white guys Asian guys. What kind of guys? Oh? There's some oh dude.
There's some way you guys are genre if you type this in uh, uh, mwf Don't do that miles don't ever do you know? White female on censored cream pie who's censoring them dude? What is playing? Oh, yeah, god.
What is with them wait? So most of these old ladies are Japanese No, that's just a different genre. I look up sometimes when I get bored mwf ucp right a mwf Uncensored cream pie you see yeah, man wf a mwf. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, you know me Look it up. You should probably play a game. Yeah, we probably should okay, sorry guys.
All right, uh, so let's get the board And we get the board out and get the collars on you guys are familiar with the picture You guys are familiar with each other so you're gonna do really well I tell you so when the teams yeah and tell he's the one that came up with the ideas so he can't play so miles who is a young man, you know, he's uh Strong sturdy as an ox tony Hawk stepson so he's extreme, you know and he's dad is pro snowboarder pro skateboard So it's extreme all the way through his blood. He's he's marv's extreme. He's mum shreds. Okay, so it's in the blood and he's an athlete But he's also very young and I'm very old and I don't think that he's gonna guess anything that I'm doing just just just based on how Lit he is and how much of a boomer I am right?
Okay. Yeah, he's probably gonna make very work drawings that are gonna go right over your head Just one knockable do mate. Let's get a black one. So I put together right I prepared the clues so obviously Oh wait, I have to wash it off.
We honor the Of dictionary, okay, so I'm gonna show this to miles. He's gonna look through the camera. Okay, I'm going first. They don't know Yeah, yeah, yeah Oh, yeah, yeah, good one So we got the shot collars which if I remember correctly We've been using these for a long long time these were uh, not in the mood I'm pretty sure these are illegal for dogs now in California If you put them on and then you put it on your dog you are an asshole.
Oh They're not fun, and if you're a dog and you don't know that you've got a dog collar on it You're just getting electrocuted through your spine now you have that metal necklace on is that a good idea? Yeah, it is pretty smart. Huh. I just want to you know, I'm down to do the shocking But I don't want it to like given your burn across your neck press it ready.
Yeah, so Turn that one. What would I touch just hit this button right here this one? Yeah, yeah Okay, I find is a lot of people think that the most effective you know you can do camera is not you got to do the camera Miles a lot of people think that the most torturous and sadistic thing that they can do is just to lean on it It's the sudden jolt of it is the worst You actually can kind of get used to it. I find there's a little bit of an art There's a little bit of jazz to when you hit it and lay off.
Yeah, oh, yeah I'm just throwing that out there for you guys So I put together a bunch of clues and I tried look guys I've tried to make this as fair as I can trying to do them sort of in ascending order of difficulty the idea of the first few You should be so grab one of those Now how many times press it again just I'm ready for it. Yeah, not wrong button. That's just a buzzer Yeah, they feel it. Yeah try another button though.
This one. Yeah, what is that? I don't know if you just like vibrates So which one this one? No, no, try on Yeah, yeah, yeah Safer Ontario means more police and prosecutors making sure my car doesn't get stolen it means building new jails the key criminals behind bars And it means there's no need to worry when I play at the park We're making every corner of Ontario safer to make all of Ontario safer.
That's how we protect Ontario for all of us Learn how it Ontario dot C a slash safer Ontario paid for by the government of Ontario What the hell is that what he's I don't even know that word is missing. Yeah, you do I do hold on I'm really big for you. It's a very confusing words. Let us it doesn't make sense to me So good thing this isn't a spelling contest when you when you shut up miles When you start the timer how many times is Steve supposed to shock you throughout?
Does it matter? Know that means you totally do that. Okay, how about if I write it like this? I'm gonna hate myself when I see this.
I know it. Can we can review the can we review the rules or how? Okay, so I'll time it as well. Oh man, that's impossible.
I know it's pretty hard, huh? Oh, come on. So I think what we typically do is we I add up the cumulative time for through the rounds that it takes Your team so if you get one in like four seconds, that's really good if you get one in 60 seconds, that's bad We typically have a cap so that the show keeps moving. Yeah, people aren't just tortured unnecessarily 90 seconds is usually if you haven't gotten it by then you're just not gonna get it And at the end I'll tabulate define that the total of your times and the lowest score will win because that means you cumulatively Fair oh glory.
Oh glory. Oh glory. Yeah. Yeah.
Okay, so did you poop in a jar? No Okay, so I am ready if you two are I'm guessing you are guessing Well, do I just do this randomly? Yes, you do you want to stop him from being able to draw is he going? No, you're starting to get three two one Frickin it miles.
You'll free to say yes Boxing fighting not but then what and punched in the face We're at about 30 seconds. Come on. This is terrible Black I just said it. He said it.
Yeah, he's six seconds. Oh That was a bruise. Oh, that's impossible. That was good guys are gonna be great though.
You seem nervous Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I need to watch the board That way that got intense. Yeah, yeah, what was that a bruise? It was a bruise. Yeah, that's hard to say bruise black guy.
Yeah, oh Well done miles with chairs with whoever's going next. Okay. We got a bunch of clues. We can do anyone passed out No, no, no, no, okay, man Pretty good electricity conductor This is your idea I'm having a lot of fun I don't know about you.
Yeah, I don't know about you. I don't know about you. You're right. Holy moly.
Okay, he's got his clue. Oh, this is the most fun I've ever been to. He's gonna put around a little bit so that you're able to see it. Okay, you two are 18.
We're only two or one pound, right? This is insane. This one hurts more than the one that we did. Really?
Yeah, I tell you. I tell you that. I tell you that. Oh my god.
Do I get a marker? I tell you the table right there. Oh, yeah, but we got the bitches. You guys don't get a marker.
Okay, okay, so can we turn it a bit so that his Look at the screen. Oh, there you go. Jeremiah, you let me know when you're ready. All right now, dude.
What sucks? No, Steve. You're guessing, right? Yeah.
Okay. Can you hand me the things? Scissor bros. They've done a lot of challenges.
They've they've pooed in in their pants. They know pain. Okay, and we will begin in three. Do I just look at that then?
Yes. Okay, man. Three, two, one. Oh, look at the foot.
Okay. Ready? It's not bad. And go.
It's a board. It's a diving board. The love of God just look at it's a diving board, man. It's a chimney smoking smoking smoking smoking.
Is it a pipe smoking? No, no, no, no. Smoking? Oh, no, no, no.
It's a chimney, man. No, no, no, no. What is it? No, no, no, no, please.
No, no, no, no, dude. Look at it. Look at it, man. You're gonna make a mess.
You're gonna freak it out. It's a marker. It's a marker. No, it's not.
It's a marker, man. No, no, no. It's teeth. It's a full set of teeth.
Okay. The thing we're just doing is chewing braces. No, no, no. No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no. It's a cigarette. Oh, you're playing in your face. Yeah.
Yeah. A secret, man. It's a pipe. It's a cigar.
It's a cigar, man. Sakes out. Yeah. It's a cigar.
Hey, man. You got 15 more seconds on. Did you write the word? No, no, no, no.
It's a knife. It's a knife. It's a knife. It's a knife.
I can't. Oh, anything. Oh, it's a knife, man. He's smoking, man.
Okay. And we are done. You're timed out. Jeremiah, would you like to tell this more on what you've been doing?
It's toothpaste, but you would know nothing about it. I'm breathless. Oh, man, my stomach hurts. That was good.
I say he drew a toothbrush there and then he's got the stuff on top. That's the pace. It's the pace. Your drawings were better than my drawings and you still lost.
So I would say that Stevie Weebie is responsible for this unfortunate mishap where you guys lost. Okay. We lost. Yeah.
Okay. No, we lost. Oh, I but they don't want to try it. No, no, no.
I don't want. No, no, no. You're making good it. Do it.
Don't do it. No, no, no. Let's do it. Let's do it.
I don't wanna get shot. Are you if you don't put the shot color on for the glory? Yes, it's okay. You can put the shot color on the green.
Oh, I'll give you the brown eyes. We don't want the brown eye. Do it. We don't want it.
We don't want it. Somebody wants it you can do you can blow it out. No, don't please. Please I'm back.
Please don't God. That's actually pretty cute But yeah, dude, yeah, it's good. Oh Is it the glory home and I'll do it you guys get to know whatever. I really hear this dude.
That's terrific Really? Yeah, the other week man. Just get glory home. We'll do it good, man My goodness you sound like you sound like what was that security guard?
I got his ear cut off and reservoir dogs That's what you sound like right now Two kids, Michael Madsen is jumping his ear off and he's like desperately trying to negotiate. Yeah, I love that movie. That's pretty good. Yeah.
Yeah Hey, break out the glory home man. Let's have fun. Seriously. It's milestone.
Yeah You thought you're only gonna be able to guess dude getting a freaking chair. I think we should at least go to the medium level Okay, I guess medium Because toothpaste you will concede with a competent partner was not that hard dude. I'm sorry. I was I was in fear.
Hey, what's wrong is that bad? No, anybody everybody watching this will go ahead comment section whenever you please comment below Is this live for people who are watching? Hey, hey, hey, did you sorry have a little respect for the piece of paper? Alright, let me put it on first.
Okay, so miles here. What are you acting? No, but I didn't think I was gonna do this Hey miles are you ready begin in three two one? a lovely pop balloons Rose flowers Oh my god Vars a garden There's a blueberries grapes people in a crowd drums the weird noise Oh daffodils no the is it a flower?
Is it a flower? I tell you what you're like you're like eating millennials feels good slamer doing a drum solo Why do you keep doing circles over and over again great? Do such a bad drawer a crowd was there facing there like so there's cookies monsters monster cookies you got 15 seconds Lollipops Five seconds The same thing do another drawing wait that is time don't say it. I'm curious to know scissor bros Do you have any guess as to what you may have been drawing?
It's not spammy Salt flower miles you want to tell what it was Oh That was a jank drawing dude I was with you all the way it's so torturous when you know the answer Obviously more torturous for the person who's drawing it but anything less than 36 seconds and you folks will be the winner the winner Oh, hey, I got you. Let's freaking do it grab it take a look. Don't let you guys see it and then hand it back to me That's a great you walked out Take a look. Hey, man.
I'm able to read it. I thought this is a bro is like goddamn man. Hey, I did it I know but I feel like I've made both of you a little quiet like it's you're gonna be okay. We're gonna be all right Yes It's pretty bad, right?
Okay. Are you ready? We will begin one good artist. You got this three two one stay focused It's kind of gets you can't even see get out of way.
You can't see what you're drawing Shark swim wave swimming sunburn Beach ocean ocean ocean wave a beach Sun's A sunny day sunny beach sunny wave sunny skies Sun waters on hot You got 26 Look at me like that. It's a good game. Oh, it was a game you lost That's summer. Oh, that was pretty good.
All right. Guess that You were so gosh darn close so many times you were tapping it all around it You were noble competitors. We're all getting we're all getting the side of the hand jobs on the next. Oh nice.
Yeah, I'm with you there I'm with you there brother. No, we have a different guest Dude that was worse than what we did. It's way worse than the one we did. Oh, that's a legit one Yeah, top of the line the ideas that somebody will be exposing themselves behind it and then a ball will be a series of balls will be Thrown at them now to me I feel like I grew up playing baseball and I feel like I could throw it that all day and maybe never put one through miles apparently first try So What do you think I think I take back every kind thing I said about your ass now that I see the whole thing Man, you're making the wall fall over.
Leave back a bit. Get back a bit. You push it too much So is is Miles gonna be doing the honors for us? He seems to have the best the best fastball on the squad.
All right No, what do you know? No, no, no, no. Remember the phantasim ball Yeah, yeah, no, these are like uh, they're like little nerf nerf tennis balls So We're gonna give him five shots. Okay, I mean look at that.
It was three man. You're but is yeah You know, it's crazy. I've been to this glory hall. That's exactly what it look like.
Oh, wait, okay, so hot Go for it Wow, what do I switch to the change up close? Can't get two more That one hit one more Yeah, okay Yes Just for the love of God. Yeah, keep your surgically reconstructed testicles on the line of clean I'm already wearing this one. Can you hold the glory door?