Shopping With The Antichrists

Have you ever wondered what it'd be like to have your worst enemies in your head? Especially after they ran out of their stellar Grade A torture material? Behold, I've recorded their lameness for you. If this sounds like the stuff that goes on in your head, you're telepathic/clairvoyant and you're hearing the evil of humanity. But don't worry; the cure is to hone your logic!