Short Handed Astros Sweep D-Backs

In a competitive series that had a little bit of everything, the Houston Astros swept the Arizona Diamondbacks 3 games to none. Your host: Paul Salazar Jr. recaps the series win and talks about some Brice Matthews and Brandon Matthews! Exactly who we thought were gonna be heroes going into the year…*tugs on collar* We also look ahead to the next series against the Oakland VegA’s of Sacramento. Look: I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE LEAGUE WANTS ME TO CALL THEM. Serenity now: Jason Alexander is in the starting rotation with Lance McCullers Jr. out. Let’s talk some ‘Stros and play Guess That Movie Carla’s Watching In The Background! Get full access to Space Cadet Sports at spacecadetsports.substack.com/subscribe