Short Story: An Unfortunate H

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A horrific retelling of a childhood favorite. Enjoy! (You can also read it here.)Content warning for profanity.Discount Idea #60- I once hired a dog walker. A little while later a dog came to my door and said "I walked here. That'll be $25."Next week‘s story: A Bit of Housekeeping. Can the King and Queen of Discountvania survive an empty castle, together? Subscribe so you can find out.About Discount Storytime:Love humorous short stories? Want to pause the adulting for a bit and listen to a story?If your world feels heavy, and you would love to have someone read you a story that makes you laugh, then tune in each week for Discount Storytime. This podcast is your weekly audio storybook of the ridiculous. Each short story is standalone*, start anywhere, escape reality for a bit, and have fun! You all are the best listeners in the history of ever! Thank you for listening!(*Season 2 is the "Worried Wendell" series and not standalone short stories.) Music: "Country on the Menu" by Charles Shomo from Pixabay"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay Discount Idea Music is "Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra -by Kurt Schick"Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay"Click here to say hi!"Support the showFind Discount Storytime on BlueskyEmail me here! Thank you for being awesome listeners!!!

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