Short Story: Literally Irregardless

Inspired by the 2024 horror movie "Beezel." ( https://epic-pictures.com/film/beezel )  What happens when a young couple buys a house with a long history of tragedy? Enjoy! (You can read the story here!)Content warning: profanity, body gore, and horror elements Love humorous short stories?  Want to pause the adulting for a bit and listen to a story?If your world feels heavy, and you would love to have someone read you a story that makes you laugh, then tune in each week for Discount Storytime. This podcast is your weekly audio storybook of the ridiculous. Each short story is standalone*, start anywhere, escape reality for a bit, and have fun! Next week‘s story: Three Doors. What happens when a competitive sprinter goes through a door that grants wishes? Subscribe to find out.You all are the best listeners in the history of ever! Thank you for listening!Music:"Piano Horror Soundtrack - Bruno Magic" by Bruno Magic from Pixabay"Positive Energy" by by Vitalii Vakulenko from Pixabay"Boccherini, Luigi - Minuet (Excerpt) - G.275 - Arr. for Harpsichord" by Gregor Quendel from Pixabay"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay"Click here to say hi!"Support the showFind Discount Storytime on BlueskyEmail me here! Thank you for being awesome listeners!!!