Shove Your $5000 Checks Up Your Ass, Traitor Trump

Only MAGA dirt clods believe the shit he spoon-feeds them from his diaper. I cannot believe that some folks have such little common sense. He’s done nothing but lie during his entire life. Especially during the decade or so that he’s been in politics. You’d have to be a complete brain-dead, mouthbreathing moron to fall for his shit. That’s you, MAGA. Dipshits. I talk about this latest bribery bullshit by Sir Psycho Syphilis in today’s podcast episode. It would be hilarious if it weren’t so goddamn frustratingly criminal. Phony Soprano has got to go. And we can send him to his next home, behind bars. Vote as if your lives depend on it, Y’all. Because they do. © 2026 The Mouthy Renegade Writer. All rights reserved. Mooch thinks that you all deserve 50% off our paid subscription rate. It’s just $2.49 monthly, or $24.99 a year to support our independent journalism. Here’s our half-off coupon, just for you! Join HERE for 50% off! If you enjoy my daily podcast episodes, I’d appreciate your support of my independent journalism. It’s less than $5 monthly, and I’d be honored to have your support. Thank you! Get full access to You Have the Right to Remain Mouthy at themouthyrenegadewriter.substack.com/subscribe