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Well, here we are. This is show 13 of perverted podcast. Hello. You are probably noticing already that this is a slightly different feel from our other shows because it is a fifth, whatever day this is of the week.
It's Monday. Fifth Monday that we record on show release on Wednesday. And so we're like, well, we want to do something different. So today is the poetry show, baby.
So everything that we do is geared around poetry except for our fed life, kind of segments and whatever. And then we just do some shit, you know. Groovy. We do groovy.
So, you know, what? Did you guys just both groovy together and then grab each other's best? Because we're so hot. You guys are groovy and then you just grouped up rest.
That is fucking awesome. Well, so we don't know how this is going to turn out. This could be a major poetic disaster. The good news is we don't get another one of these for three months.
That is awesome. Well, then let's start with... High-cool attack! Wait, wait.
Are we going to do the sexy ones first? Sexy. Okay, everyone goes around and has to do their sexy haiku. Sexy haiku.
Okay. Parting dewy lips exposed heat meets cool air and his finger slides in. Ooh. Kathy, dirty haiku go.
Struck my hair, please, sir. Grab it slowly. Make a fist. Bring me to your cock.
Oh, nice. You guys are whores. Tons explorer find their path. Teeth tearing flesh nails raking.
Scream. Cinch. Release. Repeat.
Nice. I will not fuck you until your pussy wetness drips onto the sheets. Oh. You ever seen that?
Fuckin' make her say there. I'm not going to fucking drop into that drop. It's the fucking sheets. Yes!
High... High-cool attack. High-cool attack. High-cool attack!
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I ran a shit to say. It was a horrible bongo. We will now talk about Fettlife stuff. For your peace of mind, please know that every group of blog posts we talk about has specifically granted us permission to do so.
Yeah. Fuck yeah. Do we have any new affiliates? No, we have new new affiliates.
We have like 12 working on it. Oh my God. Alright, so we're going to be talking about a post that hit K&P by... It's entitled The Dirty Picture Turn Off.
He says, I know, what's that thing. He says, I don't fuck artistically and for a photo to turn me on, it has to replicate that experience. I'm with a nice boudoir photography, but I appreciate it like I appreciate a fine wine. I'll order one occasionally, but I will never crave it like I crave a chocolate milkshake.
I just want to fuck their words. Justice words, Kevin. Justice words. Very aggressive.
I'm kind of hot. I've seen the pictures he likes. Oh my God. Putting words so you can roll it up and shove it in your kind.
It's high in here. Yeah, it's like 110 degrees outside. So my questions to the gang here were, which are more of a turn on for you? The nasty, real life, lighting sucks kind of videos and pictures or the really fabulous ones that we see so much on FitLife and what if anything do you get out of these artistic photos?
Because they're out there. Somebody must love them because they're all over Camp Pete. They're really pretty ones with a great lighting. But doesn't get you hard and you jack off to it.
It's pretty much what. Let's just get down to the down dirty. What are you going to jack off to it? I mean, that's what Ferret was pretty much saying.
I mean, that's what this comes down. Is this masturbation fodder or is this just something you go, I really appreciate the artistic integrity. The Z with the fo doggos trying to go as the nipple like shines upon. You guys have some opinions.
No, I don't have a straightener in a minute. He said that. He said that. He said that.
He said that. I like that. I like that. I like that.
I like that. I like that. I like that shot. That's the reptile part of my brain turns off and I for me, I totally agree with him because I didn't exactly the same way the more realistic it is.
You like Raunchy. You just like man fucking chicken type pitchers. What the fuck? I have simple third pieces in this expression at the same time.
They're in sync tonight. Because I need you think of a raw pitcher. Okay. So Cathy and I sit next to each other during this tape.
I think it's a lots of dirty. I will go the other route. I like my artistic. I like the shots of the corset and those turn me on.
If I see like. there's ingrown hairs and you can see them. And that's because I'm a little OCD. So it's like, I'll fixate on that.
You're all you need to do is foliate. So basically. I'll put something on. So it's one of those things for me.
I can appreciate and understand. Like videos, it's funny. I'm a little less picky on the videos. But as far as photos, I prefer the clean and shiny and artistic version.
Mine are kind of both. When it comes to rope pictures, I really like the artistic ones that show off the rope. And especially there's great expression in the bottom or in the top. I love those.
But in the like, you know, booby selfies or whatever, it doesn't have to be the super artistic, gorgeous, welded photos. It's more about what the content is. And I really like seeing expression. Like, I love faces.
Most of the pictures on my profile show my face because I just. I love your face. You got it in our senses. That's why we just get eyes.
Because I know that that's the type of picture I like to look at. I like to look at pictures with faces. I like to see expression. I like to see people's faces.
I just like see it. That look. Like those? Like is that hot when I turn my face into my face?
Like when I see someone that goes on a liking spree on my page. And there's like, they like 20 pictures of the same pussy. It's like, seriously? Well, it's happy pussy and sad pussy.
It's like the pussy and slightly depressed pussy. Which is the lady I just kind of poking out all. But yeah, definitely I like both. It just kind of depends on the mood.
And with the videos, I liked a video recently that was just a friend of mine, actually. A woman getting spanked. And she was laughing her ass off while she was getting spanked. It didn't show anything.
It was just her laughing. And it would make me laugh. And I very, very, very loved. No, but I very, very loved.
That's really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, it's like he's talking more like spanked. Yeah, the spank, it's usually more amateur and not so, not so perfectionist on video. I'm definitely a little more. But I like, I like.
Everything, not just say it. I like stuff. I mean, the really hardcore stuff. I mean, I don't like dudes.
So if there's two chicks doing something or one chick that's really in to herself, I'm like, I also really like faces and facial expressions. And especially when it looks like they're into it. If they're into it, then it doesn't matter whether it's artistic or what. The artistic ones are really pretty.
But they have to look like they're into that moment. Like if in the rope one, if she looks like she's into it, why are you laughing at me? Oh, I'm not laughing at you. I was thinking of one of the videos I recently saw.
And it was totally hot. These two girls, they were both fucking a double side of the dildo. And they're just like literally like into each other. And they could tell and it was like they were hardcore fucking.
And then there's a dude. And he's just kind of like one of the girls heads. And he could tell he's like, and he starts like kind of poking her in the side of the head. Like I want to be included too.
And so she'd be like, oh, and she's like, she kind of like sucks on a little bit. And the other girls are like, oh, and they go back at it. And he's just like, hey. That is typical threesome activity.
It's all the two girls are all you and me and you and you and me. Oh, this is intense on the guys. He's like, hey, I'm just going to be down here working the feet or something. I'm cool.
You want to come? I'll hear you say Hitachi. So the next one. We're moving on.
We fixed dirty pictures now. The next one is actually from one of our groups. And that is the daddy girl relationships. And it is entitled attention obsession by love fool.
So recently her daddy had started a school part time. He also works full time and is a part time writer. So his day kind of gets sucked up by his activities. And she starts to she says that she feels starved for attention.
She tried to talk to him about it and felt like she'd kind of been dismissed. And she wasn't sure what to do about it. So what we are presenting is do you do you guys ever feel like you crave attention? Me?
I'm not looking at you. I am trying so hard to just not look at for you right now. How do you distract yourself and for the daddies? How would you want your girls to behave in these situations?
Oh, daddy, since you're the only dad. Do you want me to start with that? Sure. From a daddy point of view, once again, I'm not this dude.
So I don't know how much he communicated with her. And if she was just being like, man, I didn't get what I want. Like this was talking earlier about that. That maybe she just wasn't getting what she wants.
So she just projected that into her blog. But as a daddy, I would think that if I'm communicating enough with my little girls, then it's then we know that I'm going through a lot of stuff. And this is my responsibility. I mean, I don't think it's any different daddy little girl or boyfriend, girlfriend, or whatever.
When Abyss or Mark are going through studies or things like that, I know they're not going to have as much time for me because they have to focus on that study. So it's just kind of if you're in a relationship and you have some level of maturity that you're going to know, okay, this is the time you're going to have to fucking take care of yourself now because we ought to do something. Well, and I think also I wonder what she does. She does.
She has a job. So I know when you don't have your time filled, you try and fill it with the person. And if the person doesn't have the attention or the time for you at that point, it becomes a little crickering. Bitch need a goddamn hobby.
Take up fucking toll painting. I don't know. Tote painting? No, it's all like you've cut out wood things and then you paint them.
I'm sure that'll fix this problem right now. That's right. Toll painting, bitch. Fucking get on it.
Yeah, no. See? I personally. That's a terrible.
I'm not going to say anything. No. I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, fuck.
Give her a clue. I know. Okay, fine. Kathy, what do you think?
What? I don't know what you think. I'm not giving that into it. I like being in a relationship where if I'm feeling like I'm not getting enough attention, I can say, hey, I'm feeling like I'm not getting enough attention and we can talk about it.
I don't, I'm not the type that wants to start acting up or being bratty or acting out. Doing things to get the attention. I just want to be able to say, hey, feeling like I'm not getting it. Need to talk to you about that.
That's it. Notice that about you. You basically just bring it up and if you're told not now, then you're good with that. As long as you're communicating.
Yeah. Well, the thing she said too was that she felt that she had expressed it and was dismissed. So I think at that point, you either need to. Yep.
Then I would say, hey, I feel like I tried to talk about this and you dismissed me. Let me know when you have time to talk about this. This is something I need to talk about. And I know that having read the comments later on in the comments, she wrote that the whole thing was resolved and everything was good.
And she thanked everybody for at least giving their advice. So everything did turn out great for them. And obviously it was because they communicated. So communication, I think is the key.
I'm a fan. I'm a fan. I'm a fan. I'm a hobby.
I'm a hobby with a good tool painting. Puzzles. You know, you know, if you put duct tape on the back, you can actually hang the puzzle on the wall. Oh.
Is that, is that, is that tape? Oh cool. Oh, this is fish, right? Look at fish.
Yeah. Fish fish. Fish. Fish.
We're going to do haikus about fish. Fish. Why don't you start? Fellow podcast hosts.
Keep your weird fishy antics away from my clam. Now then, for those of you at home that don't know, we don't do these officially correct. But haiku poetry is five syllables, seven syllables, and then five syllables again. The traditional ones you're supposed to have a weather in the format, but we just do it like this.
Kathy, would you give us your fish? I do. For for for for me. Let's buy fisome fish.
Leave it on her porch. Ring bell. Laugh and run and hide. Oh yeah.
Yeah. Groovy. The disaster continues with the best. So it's pike and sturgeon dance, herring flopping on the deck.
Thanks for all the fish. So long and thanks for all the fish. Oh god. Look at you.
Oh, he's got himself up. He's getting good. Fish yearn all season. To swim up the stream of life and find fis pussy.
Thank you. Thank you. So long. Wait, why isn't this?
If you don't understand the fish reference, go back to the episode. I think it's three or four. Yes. Three.
He has some obsession with fish. I had nothing to chew in the fish. Wait, look. Here's a jingle about fie.
He isn't how many blogs must fie right down before she gets some dick. Fisance, my friend, he is blowing lots of men. Fisance is blowing lots of men. That is so hilarious.
See, because poetry, Bob Dylan. Incredible poet. That was actually kind of amazing. That's a poem that I picked to read later.
I mean, this just, yeah, nice job. Nice job. I will start with a poetry version of Fionchee this time. I'll start by reading a poem and then explaining it a little bit.
Groom, after, aftercare. Sometimes the marks they leave are visible. My pale canvas dotted with reds, pinks, purples, and blues. I didn't used to like those.
I don't like them now, but they don't bother me like they used to. Well, some do. But it has more to do with who left them, where they are and whether or not he's followed through. Sometimes the marks they leave can't be seen, at least not with our eyes.
And those often dig deeper and last longer than a bruise on my thighs. The mark is there to remind me of you. So I want to know, I left my mark too. Yeah, groovy, but yeah, groovy.
So this ties into something that I figured out helps me out with a drop. And I've been able to avoid most of my drop once I kind of set this rule and guideline for myself, which is that if someone marks me in the course of play, they need to be on call for me. Like, I need to be able to reach them, whether it's a text or an email or a phone conversation, for as long as I can see that bruise on my skin. Because every time I look at it, you're laughing.
But every time I look at it, I'm reminded of a play that we had. And I'm wondering if they forgot about me. But here's the thing. I mostly play with people who are really good friends of mine that I feel like I can call any day.
I can call you any day I want, boogie. But I mean, I don't. But I could have. You could have, absolutely.
And anyone else that I play with, they know this. I have this arrangement with them. If they do mark me, I know that three days later, that bruise is still there. I can say, you know what?
Feeling something about that scene that we had. How are you doing? And we have a conversation. The drop is a lot less since I set this rule up, which is why would someone knew that I play with?
I tell them, don't bruise me. Like, don't hit me hard enough to bruise. Because I don't know if you're going to be there for me in three days when I can still see it. Do you explain the entire scenario?
And everyone agrees, and some of my tops have actually incorporated this rule for themselves, where they will tell their bottoms that they're available as long as they need to be available. Which I think in general is kind of the responsibility you accept when you beat anybody. When you played with somebody, you played with someone. It's the first time it's like a one off, and you're like three months later, you're like, seriously, you're still holding onto that from three months ago.
But for as long as the bruise is on my body, I've got a visible memory of the thing we just experienced together. I want to be able to reach out to this all. I'm going to be the dick. You!
You! Actually, it's funny when I first read it, and I really actually liked your poem. When I first read it, I literally blurted out them all. So when you bang your knee on the table, do you make it check in with you every time you see it?
Well, I think my knee on the table, so that was self-inflicted. It was good as the joke. So you're checking with yourself, and you write yourself a little reflection? I wrote this poem after the first time I played with both...
Blah, blah, blah. No! A bit. Really?
I have to start calling her a biz all the time. The first time I played with a biz and boogie, like when you the first time you guys both go talk to me, you bruise the fuck out of me. You get it. No, you don't know!
Why? It was like the worst bruises I've ever had. But I was already in a situation where I knew I could reach out to you guys at any point. So it was fine.
But I was sitting there in the bathtub looking at these fucking big bruises on my tits and going, yeah, so this is a problem. Now I understand what the problem is, and I wrote this poem after that. So just go, I mean, well here's the thing. And this is where we now go.
This is how Fiis processes marks on her body, whereas we have many, many people that bottom in our community that love marks. That's like a trophy, they call them trophies. You know, these are, you experience something, it's very similar. By the way, Mark just waved from the...
Mark, Mark is like, yes, I like those marks. It's my name. So there's a whole different headspace that the marks are part of the challenge. Just like the same in the non-kink world, if you're playing sports or whatever, when you get a bruise or whatever, oh yeah, I got that when I took that dude down, whatever.
But it's a whole different mentality where those people don't need as much of that connection afterwards, that the connection happens maybe a day or so afterwards. But after that, the marks are theirs. It's about their view of their marks and not... And I have many friends who love, like get jealous of someone who can mark because they can't and they love the marks.
And I'm the one who's got like Aloe Vera hand sanitizer and Arne Cajell on my bedside table. Nice. I'm like, I gotta get rid of this now. But I will say it was a very lovely poem.
Thank you. It was a lovely poem. It was a lovely poem. Well, if we're moving right along.
Oh wait, wait, do you have your... No, I still have one more. Yeah! We're gonna do the thing, right?
Yes, that's how it goes. This is gonna be horrible, right? No, it's gonna be amazing. You don't say that.
This is gonna be amazing. All right, so here's a little setup. One of my first very popular series, like the second thing that ever got me noticed and all of my friends usually came from that was the build series. I started with Build a Dom and then I built a sub, Build a Brat, Build a Pet, Build a Pete, all of the builds.
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Jesus, you gotta be kidding me. You're expected. Whole time is 18 minutes. What the motherfucking shit is this?
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No, no, no, no, no! I need someone to beat now! What do you have in stock? Hmm.
Ready for a pickup right now? We have a number of switches. Uh, excuse me? I am not a switch.
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That was awesome. We should've rehearsed that. High-cool attack! Oh, yes!
I am actually scared of this one. Now this haiku is going to be, there are no rules here. So if you are not liking tasteless things, then fuck off. Idiot douche-dom sees pretty girl in Fettlife.
Bet your fuck holes nice. Mmm. Fucking doggy style Belly swings with every thrust slapping sound distracts tasteless Pulsing fast blue stick on the sink waiting child support ouch So I'm rounding up the tasteless Dead baby retard Grab its little bike helmet to make a jock strap Oh Dead baby retard live baby retards it's harder to get the helmet off them Wait we said tasteless Well, that's that's it. No, is that the end of the show?
Oh This next segment is called random kink and what we decided last time was that we would each go through a list of very bizarre kinks That we don't know that much about we each picked one and we wrote research date wrote down And we were going to tell you all about it and here to begin is it is? So I picked Dacrophilia, which I'm not sure So what it is is this fetish is a sexual a Sexualization of crying so someone is sexually aroused at the sight of tears or someone crying so hot and there could be different types There's the voyeuristic where someone just likes watching someone else like say during a scene They watch and they really enjoy watching them cry during the scene and broken down or it's cathartic There is also the sadistic where those are the people who really like making the people cry and it's from a very power exchange very Aggressive point where those are the people you will normally see that want to quote unquote break their bottom and have a Tensity rebuild them and this kind of thing But it's and then it moves on to the caregiver type trigger the response triggers a caregiver in the top where They maybe it's they suddenly want to hold them and make them feel comfortable and and bring them out of the tears so either way, it's it's all about the crying and To me, I have definitely had quite a few where it's it can be very sexy or panicking normally the ones I Play with will warn me first if they're known criers, so But either way, I've seen it go very sexy and very it's not necessarily my fetish But I've seen it where it's very productive When I am watching point I like I go through a bunch of these I definitely daiquefilia is a thing for me When I am watching porn I want to see the disciplinary girl bent over and a woman beating her so severely with a cane that she cries and she cries loudly and that I fucking yanked at that in a heartbeat when I am playing with somebody It all harpy go ahead you just whip it out right now, and I'll just pull out my junk start doing it right now in front of you guys No, thanks. Chuck. A con Right.
No, okay. No takers fuck up, but when I'm playing Then I tend to go more into the daddy role when they cry now There's been a very few times where it's like I go and it becomes more you know kind of reptilian visceral And I get turned on by it but for the most part when someone cries I either go into a zone where I know I'm pushing them past it so they can have a cathartic Experience and and Myself from it so I don't go to the daddy mode or I go to the daddy mode and it ends because they want you know That's when they we negotiated I would end it tears I am I I'm trying to remember who this conversation was with but I was somebody who was always talking about wanting to push someone into crying And I kept telling him emotional status and I kept telling him if you want me to cry all you have to do is say cry And I'll cry because that's what you want, but It's not it's not really a I've had I've had scenes where I've ended up in tears after the scene is over But during the scene I don't really cry I've been beaten to the point where I cried and it was a breaking Point that was definitely a because before I would just I would make any noise when I was getting hit and it's not the other And it was very and it was a me thing and I was pushed point past that point where I it was a very intense belt scene where it ended in tears You yeah, I don't I don't get excited by watching someone cry in fact it makes me want to stop a scene I when I cry it's not because I'm being hit is just because I'm releasing the few times I'm going through a stressful time and it's cathartic and I Don't always intend for it to happen. So to me is intensely embarrassing. It just happens in a scene So I'm not I don't have good experience with crying.
All right, that's next boogie. Nice. I got four nophilia Form now feel yeah, they're gonna pronounce it right. Which sounds way sexy Of philia.
Oh, yeah, baby. No human furniture and I'll read the definition that I got because I actually I picked This because I didn't know what it was and then when I found out what it was I'm like, oh, we've done this I've done this a lot Is a form of bondage and sexual objectification in which the person's body is incorporated into a chair table cabinet or other Piece of furniture for an affiliate now this part I don't necessarily agree with as a general rule for an affiliate is an extreme form of form of bondage because the subject is usually tightly bound and expected to stay immobile for prolonged period They are often gagged or placed in a position where there is danger of being smothered proper safety requires frequent checks of the submissive's well-being I don't necessarily agree with that because we do a lot of this in our lifestyle I understand in the more extreme cases where we've heard obviously when it goes bad like they You know Saran wraps someone out and put them on the ground and puts it on them And then just put a straw so they can breathe and then the straw falls out and they die We had that happen a couple years ago that was all over the news But I think in general most of what we do at least at threshold and in our general community at least in our area Is a lot of like the human ashtray the table the chair the footstool putting your boots on someone snack tray They do bondage a lot of that is also very leather based in the leather community They have a lot of the like ashtray and so forth sure ashing ashing on the tongue, you know, yeah, and I do a lot of table Like I've had a bit we did Thanksgiving. We've done this a couple times It's actually awesome where I basically set up a meal on her back and I eat and she holds it and My view of objectification though is more less it's less humiliation into grating and more and ability to for the bottom to completely Let go connect with the ground and then not have to think about their life Like your only job is to be a table your work your school your life your problems do not exist right now All you focus on is your job of connecting to the planet and supporting the meal that I eat So that's kind of the way I look at for an affiliate justine wow I can't imagine it with do anything for me. I would be totally willing to give it a try, but I don't think I'm gonna Put some cheese was on your back I can't spam I was a after a rope scene last week I was laying on my belly and and my real partner kind of like put his knees like his feet up on my butt I use me kind of like a footstool and I was just comfy.
I was laying on my belly I was totally comfy the whole time, but I can see it being what like what you're saying of like my job right now Is just to do this and I don't think about anything else it was it was definitely It was definitely a connecting type thing because you really focus like because I was holding a table position And you can't like slush it back or anything like that because you don't want stuff to fall off So it becomes you become very at least I became very Task oriented And so basically for me it was actually it was I didn't know I was gonna dig it, but it was actually very nice I can see myself doing that shot. Of course. I fucked the table after I ate Which all of a sudden we're like for Nafilia now becomes like some sort of tree fetish which we talked about but we didn't take that one Which made was really totally hot all right You're next all right, so I picked Dollification and it was funny when I picked this I was like I mean assumed that it you know It's like oh you dress up like at all and I'm gonna be it and then I did the research I'm like wow there's a seriously extreme version Okay, so the definition I found what does Dollification mean Dollification is a sexual fetish where one partner is transformed into a doll Through makeup mannerisms or even plastic surgery the doll like partner normally adopts a more submissive role and enjoys being toyed with Well, the dominant individual is aroused by the control that he or she exerts over the doll There was this is a website that I found called kinkly and they explained Dollification Dollification does not necessarily lead to sexual intercourse In some cases this fetish can be integrated into the couple's everyday activities For example the wife can dress up as a doll and adopt a stiff lifeless posture while her husband performs typical activities relating to playing with dolls This includes hair brushing changing her clothes and shoes and feeding her The doll like partner may also enjoy morphing into a figurine in more extreme cases This fetish can even lead to various forms of surgical interventions to modify one's appearance and consequently look like at all what there I was reading a forum on Deulification and they were talking about how far are you willing to go and this one guy was talking about being willing to have his genitals removed and being Cased in a substance like permanently people talking about having to ligaments removed so they could be more floppy like a rag doll Like some people take this very extreme. Wow.
I did see one interesting thing in one of the group posts that I was following Where it was a Dom a lady Dom who wanted to be the doll but she wanted to be cherished and loved by herself So it was there's even dominant dolls. So very deep deep down the rabbit hole I went on dollar vacation you can go a little serial killer with it Jeffrey Domer the green River killer both of them that was their kink was total control Jeffrey Domer wasn't interested in His victims like the killing part wasn't what turned him on it was the total control of them afterwards green River killer kept coming back To the woods and fucking the dead corpses well Obviously, we're not saying dulification leads to serial killers. No, no, I'm just saying that's just you know This is to understand I mean I'll eat Kingston go from zero to five hundred quick. I like the idea I really do I fantasize the lot.
I mean I think a lot of I'm not gonna say I'll speak for myself I fantasize a lot there's there's other fetishes that are like limp body Where the person pretends to either be drugged or passed out and then you sneak in like the Actually did some fetish videos of this where I was the guy and you come in and you like they just pretend to be completely Limping passed out and you like lift up the arm and you drop it and then you like touch the boob and then Well, I mean when you're filming the fetish video the whole idea is to not laugh You know because it can get pretty funny You know and you like take their hand and like grab their own boob with it smack them in the face and go Well, you're so good yourself, but it's hot. It's kind of hot. I admit I don't think it does anything for me at all that is I've seen some very pretty dolls. Oh sure I can I can get it maybe not to the like genital mutilation point but I don't But I do I do like seeing like some of the Lolita girls some of that stuff Like I've definitely seen somewhere and it borders on like cosplay a lot of times Yeah, so it's like I kind of enjoy that whole thing because I personally love dressing up in this other so I get it Yeah, and you want to go like mainline the two seasons of dollhouse because that's a really fun show I might do that later anyway, okay, so mine was simphora philia Which is deriving sexual arousal and pleasure from witnessing and or stage managing accidents or catastrophes This was a disturbing one Watching the shocking horrific is something that has a capacity to titillate even the most passive among us Whether it's slowing down to look at a traffic accident watching a particularly gruesome horror movie most of us find it hard to turn away But not everyone would say that these images actually cause them to be sexually roused and that's what some four failures all about I couldn't find any clinical or academic study about this.
It's not listed in the DSM-5 I can imagine them from the lack of such empirical research that it's not hard to surmise It's a very rare thing probably the most well-known example of some four files in popular culture is the 1973 novel crash by J. G. Ballard and the 1996 movie of the same name almost everyone that I talked to about this movie found it intensely erotic But I think that was most due to the superb acting and directing rather than to any actual fetish relating to the car accidents In the most extreme cases some four failure can be criminally related if the person goes so far as to actually cause accidents or catastrophes In this case is potentially lethal motive of sexual expression But I suspect that it is similar to most paraphilias that are listed in the DSM-5 and that the word disorder is not added to the end of a term Such as sexual masochism disorder unless it meets certain criteria things like if an individual has acted on these urges with a non-consenting person if the Behaviors cause marked distress or interpersonal difficulty in other words treatment generally will be sought only if the condition becomes problematic So I looked online there are no sites that I could find that give you even the most cursory explanation of what some four files are feeling when they watch an Accident or a catastrophe and because of this I wish I had actually had time to read the novel crash because without that focus of a scientific community Popular or anecdotal explanations or my only other recourse to understand the mind of a some four-file In fact on FETLITE there are only 37 people who are into or curious about this paraphilia I did find some really disturbing sites that post videos of real-life acts of violence accidents fires in just the most graphic way possible It's oh my god. They were everywhere even I who were bored violence found it hard to look away Although I did not derive sexual arousal from them No, I did not No, I think it's like it's like it is exactly like that even if I had been sexually wise I probably would be telling you guys about it Oh, and that's really the problem here Symphar philia makes us nervous because most of us would be extremely worried that someone who is sexually aroused by accidents Might cross the line from simply fantasizing about them and actually seeking them out in real life or worse staging an accident and as Would be expected the new TV show CSI cyber actually has an episode about Symphar philia in which someone stages actual accidents So you can film them and get off with his friends and they even go so far as to compare it to pedophilia Which is unfortunate and while this is understandable because it's such a rare and misunderstood paraphilia I have to wonder if someone outside the kinksine would worry that I would want to stage an actual rape simply because I get turned on watching Staged consensual non-consensual scenes at the dungeon.
That's that is a valid valid point I mean it's it's bordering on snuff films it really is it's it's if you're diddling while someone's dying It's it's one of those like oh, okay. Well, there was a drawn together episode Live together and captain hero and in the princess I forget her name They used to cause accidents because she got really turned on by it. You know, that's about all I know I could very very definitely say that that is not my king. Yeah, I mean there's an excitement that comes from like surviving things There's an excitement that comes from so I mean a bit and I talked about this the other day like people What is it about bad news?
No was it was it was it was it was mark? Sorry? So so we were talking about you know the idea of what is the science behind why do people like bad news and it was just that it's It's it's old It's old reptilian stuff where it engages the sympathetic nervous system the fight or flight system and makes you forces you To solve the puzzle because in the wild everyone was kind of like always looking tonight be eaten So when you see something bad, you're always on the lookout for it So when the trigger comes up, you're gonna watch it or the flip side to people just like graphic violence and meaning It is I actually I actually in keeping with the whole poetic thing There's this guy named Eric Wilson who wrote a book called everyone loves a good train wreck and he has this quote that's very Expressive he says the fear and discussed inspired by such films horror films He's referring to invite us to sound the depths of our humanity Yes Definitely Which one was Hear about this one We did feast fish Oh, yeah, I'm okay. He's a stick dumb reposed on the black sofa swatting heads with belts It's true book he flaps his dick more than that he flaps his gums that takes a good thing Bald head leaning bright big mouth goes blah blah blah blah he was in the hospital Okay, wait wait wait wait wait wait what was that?
But he unfulfilled what? Dreaming the foot see all day Dude Why not fuck me? I'm a cool attack! I'm a cool attack!
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Check out Lois! Just stepping in! She's gonna say some shit and she's gonna end up in a toilet Bitch don't talk shit about my art I'm gonna get a big magnet another kitty I'm gonna get a big magnet another kitty Don't magnet swipe Lois! She's really trying to just She's a stupid kind of don't get it Let's move on shall we get a sexy poem What?
Oh wait wait wait wait we're doing the uh oh we're doing our sexy poem okay so now part of the poetry show is that we were all going to Get our crew will groove on and each of us is gonna read a sexy poem for poetry show how's this going so far is it's horrible? I don't hate it's a mark on battery Jesus Lee okay thank you very much This is every fifth week Wait hang on wait no we have music for this we gotta get groovy hang on Oh oh oh I'm getting grooved now Who's going first? I am This is a poem I wrote called blowing your mind I make love to your cock with my mouth my eyes my tongue I feel whole knowing that I'm bringing you pleasure Swirling my tongue around the head sucking in as I push down slowly at first A little deeper each time Your cock and I have our own language It tells me what you want with each twitch with each moan that escapes your lips I know what you like what you want to feel again and I give it to you Willingly Greatfully You'll start to hear me moan too because as you get harder in the mouth as the intensity builds So is the pleasure in my body giving you what you want makes me feel alive It gives me purpose I can come from the taste of you I will if you allow it every time And as much as I am yours as much as I'm your submissive There comes a time when you give yourself over to me When you trust me enough to let your guard down and just enjoy what I'm doing for you It's not control but it is power and I wear it well I consume your energy and give you back pleasure Yeah groovy groovy under the table maybe a little less under the table there A little exchange of that thing you're talking about This is next So mine is called less conquers all by it was actually by Paul Curtis it was super sexy I love it when you're met with him I love it when mouths meet mouth and tongue engage his tongue When that moment tender embrace gives way to urgent caress When hands fumble their way into uncooperative clothing In their wanton eagerness to reach the yielding flesh beyond Where fingers probe and hands grope and passion flame ignites I love to hear her rasp and gasp and feel her nails dig into my flesh To hear that stifled scream and watch as she bites her lip As climax carries her away I love the feeling of closeness as she lies in my arm Fasking in the passions afterglow silent in our smug satisfaction I feel her tender lips kiss my cheek I hear her content sigh I would like to know her name but she's just another conquest Oh no, that's good Groovey caffeine give us heart Sorry, give me heart No, no, no Mine is actually called sexy Sometimes he calls me cute says I'm adorable I don't see it don't understand it Is he lying? Is he insane?
I'm angry I say to have no say in how I feel about my body My sexuality brings me shame Feds so much bullshit from birth no way to defend myself Against these opinions that are now my beliefs You're right he says to feel angry When I tell you you're cute when you don't believe That's not you that's not me That's someone else crashing our scene Back at the club I'm straddling the horse The mirror in my head doesn't lie My huge belly dangling down my thick thighs My sagging tits But for some reason on this night in this moment I feel good I feel sexy And when he runs his hand down my spine it happens It's instinct I don't see it coming And before I know it I arch my back I throw my back head back I close my eyes I sigh I am Marilyn Monroe I am Rita Hayworth I am Lady fucking Gaga Never thought I'd feel that way Yeah, get her done sexy Sorry, just say get her done Totally clear the poetry vibe So I'm gonna round up with some bullshit Marilyn I just want you to feel this Ooh thank you Abyss Abyss just adjusted her breast for me In a flicker of candlelight Sweat glimmers on your skin Slumped on the floor you escape to After your atoms rearranged from the sexual supernova That reshaped the universe of your well used cunt Your legs are still shaking Your mind is split open Your previous fuse and values are trashed Like a wrapper that hid the taste of candy from your lips The bed is wrecked The sheets are stained The smell of dirty sex and violence settles on the walls of this cheap motel room All giving testament to your erotic rebirth Your friends from church would never understand But I understand And your secret is good with me Until this time next month Be a good girl My newly formed little slut Great That's fucking awesome Damn I used to do a lot of poetry I was really good We're trying to get rid of the poet My buddy from the Colbel Cafe I used to do these open mics for years when I lived in a van And I hosted open mic and hosted the poetry readings I think he needs a minute I know Be a good girl Alright Onward What's next? I don't know And I think we'll put our poems On our fat life page I didn't write my book No you didn't write okay Okay But we could put our high coos and stuff maybe we'll put them on And I think this was a lot of fun Yeah I think it's very fun And we'll get some responses But now Now we're gonna change gears here And we're gonna jump right back into Kitty And we're here at our end show song This was fun I mean I did have fun It was definitely we're not gonna do this all the time But once every once Once every three or four months We'll hear maybe once every six years I don't know But it was good You guys did great work A lot of great content You really have to go Well this is a song It's actually an old song I actually wrote a movie And I wrote this as the theme song To Go With The Script So I'm like And I like the song We're gonna do it It's called If My Cat Likes You Oh God it's hard to be a good man Got a good job Trying to look in the best of can I just want a good girl I'm almost done a memorial I never ever driven you my nails It seems that's not enough she said If you want to win my heart There's just one more little test She said If my cat likes you Will him I let you stay And if my cat likes you Will he might get laid It's my feel like frustration How a girl reads a man Gotta get the pot of people Like a tuna fish can So what in a physical room Would you tell me here is something with a brain The size of marble is going to psychologically evaluate me And she said Pretty much yes Hmm It's been that way But it's a deal with it And I said well okay But how long did it take you to date 70 guys? Not long If my cat likes you Will him I let you stay And if my cat likes you Will he might get laid It's my feel like frustration How a girl reads a man Gotta get the pot of people Like a tuna fish can Mm-hmm And now I'm sitting on her couch And sweat is forming on my brow And now she's bringing out that cat That will decide if I'm a good man Who's a good drop right at my lap? Study department right now GIRLY's eyes mean wide as her box game All boxers I've asked Do the lights went out If my cat likes you Will him I let you stay And if my cat likes you Will he might get laid It's my feel like frustration How a girl reads a man Gotta get the pot of people Like a tuna fish can Yeah Yeah Yeah No, no, no, no, no, no No!
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Sorry! A tradition at the Colbo Cafe Was that at the end of every night They passed around a piece of paper Throughout the entire Open uh, open mic poetry Reading And someone wrote a line and then everyone in the room would just write a random fucked up line after it. So you can only read the person's next. So we did.
This is our first group home. I'm actually very excited about this. This will now be reading Unrehearsed. The perverted podcast.
Group home. Bear with me. Meanwhile, Kathy sucks off a dog. And the angels weep.
Salty tears trailing down granite ducks. Fucked in the tailpipe of a truck. And kind of that kind of sucked because lizards. Looking at the moon and sigh.
When will I ever have the time to eat all that cheese? Sorry. Jerry steals all the cheese and eats it all night long. The pepper jack monster will come for him.
And then a cute little mouse is drawn. Sad Jerry cries while wearing a tutu and nipple clamps. He master baits with glass. Ow.
Wow. Okay. You can see my grandmagnables on that one. Ow.
And comes with violent fever. Viver. Viver. Viver.
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Pomegranate titties. Little squirrel rubs up against me. Plays with my hair and smiles. Oh.
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Why? You didn't say that in a pretty podcast. You're snapping aggressively. It's very big, Nick of you.
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