Main computer recording and prepared for That was not Aimele human barakas I think that's just what he's super excited He doesn't give anything else on the show Aimele human show He just wants to We're doing it Yeah We're doing it He actually wants to show those in himself Isn't he a fucking bitch that's mine? What the fuck did you say? The show is for mature audiences only Listener discretion is advised And if you don't like it, please go fuck yourself One, two, three, four Do you feel your sex life is quite lame? Burn it back out Scared that your desires might be strange Burn it back out Come and join the kinky world of play Burn it back out I do not want anal maracas in my ass I'm in it, someone else's That's what, yes, that's what damn damn That's what she meant to me Damn, hello and welcome to the perverted podcast Fine listeners who are not my co-hosts This is the show where we explore the adventures of the kinky life-style sex and perversion Recording live in front of our perverted studio audience, hello perverts Hi Hi, I'm Kappy I'm a Biz And I am Boogie Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, show 15, which you know what's the most special part about show 15?
Tell us Boogie They know human maraca, go This is the anal human maraca show There's also a lot of other stuff for covering They know human maraca, go That's all he cares about, right? Well, wait till after a pet likes He's only been talking about it for what two weeks Finally the day has arrived This is awesome, wait, well first let's get the exciting And then of course Kathy's not quite exciting news So if he had a new experience in the dungeon, what was that? I had my first clothespin zipper in the dungeon And what was really funny was he was putting He asked me during the negotiation, he asked me how I felt about pinchy things And I thought he meant like pinching, like grabbing skin between two fingers I was like, yeah fine with pinching, he's like not exactly that So when he pulls out the stuff from his toy bag He pulls out his bag full of clothespin's I was like, oh, that Because I've seen it done, I've just never had it done But he didn't know I'd never had it done So as he's getting them all on, and he gets the ones that are towards the top of my breasts And he, I said, wow, those really hurt at the top, and he just looks and he goes You think I don't know that? I was like, okay, you know So I said, how bad is this gonna hurt when it comes off?
And he looks and he goes, you've never done this before? And I said, no, and the freaking evil look on his face like a smile It's gonna hurt, and it did. Do you want to explain what his ever is? So they take clothespins, like the normal wooden clothespins And they string them all together with a piece of string And attach them, and then you take the piece of string And yank them off all at once And he was little marks up over wherever it went But they happened to be on my boobies And apparently, you know, you can fit 50 clothespins on my tits So next time, because how I do zippers are with needles No!
I've seen that, that is some dangerous stuff Look, Mark's just giggling. You blood lusty Mark was the victim of your last zipper Very nice. So Fe is having fun And look, aww, Mark just made the little love sign to a biz Over blood play, that's cute So someone had a lot of fun And somebody's not having a lot of fun right now Why are you looking at me? Because you're wounded?
I am only. What the fuck did you do? I threw my back out. How did you throw your back out?
I had a hard time. I don't know, I don't know. Normally when it happens, I know the moment it happens Because the pain is just horrendous. This time I just had a little twinge.
Go to sleep, wake up the next morning. My back is so... I don't know what I did in the middle of the night. Did you like sleep masturbate really aggressively?
Either that or I did some ninja moves in my sleep. No! Kick the cat across the room. Fire!
Cats looking at you. I'm glad your back's fucked up bitch So, no sex this week. Oh, you're a cancel? Can't you just go down on your something?
No, what can I do some cuddling? Why is everyone looking at me? I'm trying to think of options here. I'm a dude.
With a dude, C and E feelin' me. That was robots. Robin Williams. It was a great movie.
That's not part of what we do. He's not a pussy kind of guy, I guess. He's not a pussy lickin' motherfucker. He's a good guy.
And he's obviously a blowjob guy. Like every guy is. Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! You got it! You got it!
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Okay, so you're still gonna have your night? If I can make it out there, yes, then we will cuddle in. It's also the driving with your back drawing out. You know this.
I'm having a hard time sitting in this chair. So in other words, you're just saying you're greedy slut, and if he's not gonna fuck you, it's not worth your drive. Really? That's what it comes to.
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They just picture our listeners like, new listeners are like, I immediately regret my decision to listen to bearded bod gas. Well, now talk about NatELifeT YaF Boy, you're a piece of mind. Please know that every group of blog posts love specifically granted us permission to do so. … Btiful shith So our disembbones were gonna talk about this.
It's a post at K&P by Ef and Bluebird, who I love her too. She is fair. It's is it white for just significant others? That's his wife.
That's his wife. That's his wife. And she wrote a post called, Compersion Can Be Selfish, which I loved. It was a really fun piece because she's basically talking about how when she's listening to some woman that her husband has in a house, she gets off on listening to them half sex.
Dirty, dirty, dirty bird. She said dirty bird. She said dirty bird. And she says, I hear the rhythmic rocking of the bed and know that he's inside her now.
Their body's moving together. And I am wet, turned on by the sound of my husband fucking another woman by the mental image of him penetrating her. My own pleasure comes as I listen to them. I do not mind that this pleasure comes from my own hand.
I will have him the next night. I will enjoy my lovers on other nights. But the listening, the auditory voyeurism, as I touch myself, it's a benefit of Polly that I love. Like just the look.
Just the look of no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I don't know the only one. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not a no, I'm not a no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. So you would like, if you had a relationship with someone, you would be turned on. If that was part of the relationship, the part where she says, I know I'll have him the next night.
I know I'm going to get my turn. Go with it. Mm. I think.
I think. Now Abyss is joining Cathy by breaking her neck like Cathy broke her back by wiggling her head. No, the hell. What do you want?
Why is that? You know, it's funny. I was reading it and literally cringing. I was literally wondering.
I was like, oh, here's the one. And I'm like, oh, no, no, no, no, absolutely not. That is so mature. No.
I'm like, I wish I was there. I'm not. Absolutely not. Yeah, first of all, I'm not much of a voyeur.
I'm really not even at the dungeon. Even there's cool scenes in this other. I'm a DM, so I have to watch scenes to make sure that people are safe. But I don't actively particularly.
I don't even watch porn all that much. So it's one of those things like to have my significant other. Yeah, no. Nope.
Does not get my rocks off. At some point, I wish it were because, I mean, it'd be so much easier. Yeah. But and maybe at some point, I can get to there.
But at this point, that's a big old fuck off. In one of the poly relationship that I attempted, in the first one, I actually liked my Metamore a lot. And what's the Metamore? The Metamore is the partner of my partner.
The other partner of my partner. That'd be Mark. Mark is your part to it. Is your Metamore?
OK, I do. That's math. But they were both friends of mine before I got involved with him. And I really liked her.
So hearing them do stuff didn't bother me at all. We were all friends. It was cool. It made me happy.
You know, I'm a conversion. Making people good. That they feel good. It's all good.
In the second one, I hated that bitch. I did not like her. I did not like her. My Metamore in the second one.
So no, I would not want to hear it with her. I think it hit the nail on the head. Because for me, it's all about the person. If I'm having issues, and I'm actually jealous.
Because I can get jealous for some people, but not for others. And if the person I'm seeing is having sex with someone that is hitting my buttons and I'm getting jealous, I have a hard time with it. And I will push myself past it. But generally speaking, I am a lawyer.
And the sounds of sex turn me on anyway. So to imagine my lovers with someone else, or even be able to hear it, is such a major. A little masturbation fondue there. What totally is.
Oh, first of all, I do like Mark. So I mean, that was the most funny. Mark has a little cautious part symbol. She keeps putting up with you.
You love me, right? Yeah, no. That's right. That's my experience.
Also, I realize when I watch porn, I turn the sound off. Oh, no. Drinking wine with a screw top, goddammit. I don't like sex sounds.
Boogie, what about you? You're just a whore. No, no, no. No, no.
No, I'm really not. I'm an interactive person. So I really want to be a part of that. So if even though when you have sex with two women, you're completely not even in the room, even if you're doing things to them, because they're completely usually locked into each other.
And I'm just the guy with the Hitachis. You're sneaking a dick in every now and again. And they're like, oh, you and me and you. Oh my god.
It's so hot with girl energy. Girl and Jan. And I'm back there with the Hitachis. I'm just doing my thing.
Here I am. And even when they come, and I don't totally digressing, but even when they come, they still instantly come and go right to each other. Like, oh, that was so awesome. You made me come like that.
And I'm like back there going, I worked. I'm included. So if I'm included, then I feel good about that. I'm not really a voyager either, in the sense I'm half exhibitionist, half private.
And so it really depends on the time. But to hear someone, then I just get, like I don't go to strip clubs. The reason I don't go to strip clubs is because if I can't lick it, fuck it or suck it. I don't want it.
I'm not going to pay to have it rub against me. So to hear somebody that I care about that I want to do things with or be a part of, then I just feel left out. That's envy, right? Is that envy?
That is envy. Because you don't want to take it away from them. You just want it for yourself. And then there's the thing about me hating fucking men.
Did I mention I fucking hate men? Say it again, or listen, or really hear it. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, listen, the rest of us do not hate men. No, we love men.
We love men. They destroyed my planet, goddamn it. And we can talk about that. No, there's some people that were like, you hate men and it was really distracting.
Well, tough shit. I fucking hate men. That's who I am. I don't hate all men violently.
But in general, we're all fucking assholes and we destroyed the planet. So there, what we talk about? Basically, you wouldn't want to listen to either Mark or I fuck someone else. Surely not a dude.
But I wouldn't. And we'll talk about this in the expectations part of Polysanity. It's going to be very Poly heavy show today. But no.
But what do you want to hear? Would you want to hear them fuck other women? No. No.
Unless I was involved, even though you're not really involved when you have sex with two women. But so yeah. So that's it. Did we cure?
But here's, I will say this is a caveat. As a caveat, I really honestly yearn a yearning like Abyss said, boy, wouldn't it be nice if I just wasn't hung up about that shit? Wouldn't it be nice if I was that mature enough to just be happy for the personality care? But I've got to be honest.
There's moments where I'm really confident myself. And I am happy when I hear about them having experiences with other people. But that only comes when I'm really OK with myself. That's it.
Now I've cured it. So basically Dirty Bird there. Super solid. Evan Bluebird.
I didn't know Blubur. I didn't know Blubur. She is. I love her.
I love everything she's ever written about Poly. She's amazing. And I love her. Even the title, Compersion Can Be Selfish.
You guys should fuck. I love the version of the relationship. She's the most experienced chick. That they share with the public.
You know, if they're a married couple, I'm sure they have their ups and downs. But what they share in public, what they show in public, is pretty awesome. Absolutely. So going from happy, we all like each other to mine.
And mine was brought to us from verbal humiliation and mental BDSM in mind. Fuck, which is one of our affiliates. And it was brought to us by Boughnoot. It's how it's pronounced, I guess.
And I just think of Boughnoot is French. I like it because it's like Boughnoot. Boughnoot. But it's consensual gaslighting.
I love it. He brings up a topic of consensual gaslighting, which is described as a technique or pattern of psychological abuse where the abuser attempts to make the victim doubt their competence and or sanity by denying their perception of reality. Dun dun. Cheater math.
Let's go cheat your math. Not to just do this alone. And an example that he gave was to give a slave an impossible task or sabotage it. Treat them as if they have failed and then punish them.
In some ways, it seems like it could be super, that it would be super intense and very erotic, if not done without care or extensive negotiation. Without it, it just seems like it'd be very damaging. It is actual psychological abuse that gets done. It's another one of those things that I think is on.
You have a broad spectrum and on one end is massive psychological abuse that can cause all kinds of problems. But then on this end, it's more consensual play. Any cause of consensual gaslighting? Calm down, for you.
You have some big zag. There's some triggering going on. I agree with you. OK, I tried to mentally prepare myself for this one.
And that is a fucking trigger for me. I made her trigger. And I thought I could handle this bit. Holy shit, can I not handle the idea of this happening to me?
At all. Well, this hits your buttons for someone else who enjoys being manipulated, who enjoys that kind of humiliation. They can absolutely love it. But when I read this, I happen to know what gaslighting is.
And it actually comes from a movie. Isn't it the movie of the same name, called gaslighting? And if you've ever seen the bad seed, that horrible black and white movie where the little girl does this to the mother and causes her to think she's going absolutely insane. So I can understand fees reaction.
I want to go back to fees reaction because fees have a real moment. Well, I'm trying to give her time. What are you feeling? I don't really know how to explain it.
Give me a minute. OK. All right, I just want to know. We're here for you and we're supporting that.
But I'm feeling for fee. And I can totally understand because humiliation is a trigger for me. I can see this working for me if I trusted the person and we heavily negotiated beforehand. But it's one of those tricky areas.
On my list of limits and requirements, this is specifically listed as a thing that is not allowed. I mean, I could see it as hitting my go fuck off button. That would instantly trigger my switch top side. Like, oh, you didn't do this correctly.
Oh, you did this. I'd be like, motherfucker fuck you. I know exactly what I did. And I did it correctly.
But once again, we're talking about two different things. And I think maybe fees feelings are possibly from past experiences that were in the negative side, as opposed because that is the cheater game. If a cheater cheats, and I once again, no, I hate men because they talk to me, they don't talk to you. The cheater game is lie, deny, lie, deny.
And when they have proof, you deny, deny, and deny until they start to doubt themselves with constant parages of, so you're saying you don't fucking trust me. You don't fucking trust me. And of course, every human that's in a relationship wants to feel like they can be trusted and they can trust. So eventually, they start doubting who they are, and then the guy gets to go and continue cheating.
And the woman saw his dick in her fucking ass. I know I saw it. And then eventually, if you deny, deny, deny, deny, eventually, you program their brain to doubt themselves. And that's the abusive part, whereas the fun part is, you have now said, hey, we're going to set up an impossible task.
Well, guess what? Life can be impossible. We're not going to make it out of this race. We're all going to die.
So there are things we're going to fail. And if you can come from that aspect that you are going to have failures and you can embrace the failures of life, then it doesn't bother me if I fail in a task. And it can be fun that there's a challenge and it's playful. And I don't think this is playful at any level.
Even the stuff that describing some of the things they were talking about was very much it's supposed to break the person down and make them literally. The example he gave was have a slave clean the floor. And then when you know that the slave has done the perfect cleaning, it is spotless. You either say, oh, you missed a spot right there, into the point where you could have a fleck in the tile.
That's actually part of the tile. It's clean. And then you point that out. Or you spit on the ground, forcing the submissive to say, yeah, I did in fact not clean that spot.
So it's a very much. Yeah, it's a programming. And you're programming. But once again, we're talking about consensual gas lighting.
And non-consensual. And the consensual part is that you have talked about. You're going to fail. You're going to fail every.
And now we're going to find new ways to fuck with your head while you fail. And you have a safe word. You've negotiated. That's where consensual.
There's a difference between abuse and coercion and consent. And if the person, because you get off on failure, gamblers are not addicted to the high of winning. They're addicted to the high of losing. That amount of chemicals, that depletion of serotonin and all that shit that fucking floods in there, that's something that they get off.
Coke addicts, when you get to a fucking level of being wired on Coke so bad, there is nothing fun about that. I've done it tons. So those are the things that people get high off of. It's also like predicament bondage.
People like being put in predicament. I know people who get off on knowing that they're going to fail at this no matter what. So it can be done well. And that's why he calls it consensual gas lighting, because there are some people who actually enjoy that.
Not one of them. At the very other end, a very light end of this, I engage in something similar to this with the guy that I hang out with. But it's very light. And it's very funny.
And we laugh at it like no matter what happens when we're together, it's always my fault. And we laugh our asses off. But that's at the extreme light end. There is the extreme other end where it is actually the best.
That's a joke, an ongoing joke. At the other end, we do consensual gas lighting on each other the entire show. We talk shit to each other and make fun of each other and poke at each other's sensitive spots and joke and gas. But we have enough confidence and love for ourselves and each other that we know it is a joke.
This is a role play. I actually don't always know that and have had issues. And that's when we negotiate. And we talk about those feelings.
But in general, we do a lot of poking at those places. You mentioned that you thought that maybe this came from a personal experience. And it actually doesn't. I've not really experienced being cheated on or anything like that to a grand degree that's very.
But disappointment. No family, no parents, no school, no teachers. No, I don't know. I have been trying to do the work, the personal work, to figure out where this comes from.
But my need to be perfect is a problem that I've identified. And this hits that. This is a trigger. I also have a trigger towards being considered or called a brat.
It's bad. I can't handle that. And I haven't really pinpointed where this comes from. But I do know that it's something that I deal with.
But I just want to point out what I'm hearing. And what I'm hearing is that you said you acknowledge. I have an over an obsessive need to be perfect. But I haven't solved it yet, which is why something like consensual gas lighting wouldn't work.
Do you remember the thing with the water glass that we did? Yes, where you had it. And Mark was here that night, so it was a day, whatever it was. That Boogie wanted me to hold a water glass on a tray and get down on my knees.
And then he was going to snap me on the face. And I had to knock the water glass. And I refused to do it at first because I said, you're just setting me up to fail. There's no way I could do it.
And I refused to do anything that's a set up for failure. Turns out, he believed me. And I managed to knock the glass over. And it was fine.
But I was really freaked out that I was going to knock it over and disappoint him. And that's how bad it was for me that I was actually refusing something that Boogie had asked me to do. But it worked out because somebody, and this is where those types of humiliation scenes can go good, is when you know the other person actually cares about you and believes in you and believes in your abilities far beyond you're willing to believe in your abilities at that moment. That was different.
That wasn't you actually setting me up to fail. That was you setting me up to succeed. And a thing where I thought I was going to fail, which is the opposite of gas lighting. If it's the opposite of gas lighting in the non-consensual way.
But it could be the goal. I know a lot of humiliation people that they will break you down, talk about how fucked up your family is and whatever. But the ultimate goal is to break you down to then have you go take this power back now. Now it is your turn to take back the power of what I took away.
So I think this is a great topic. I am so grateful that you opened up about this with us. And I know it made you feel put on the spot. And it was a real thing.
I honestly spent, since you sent me this, Cathy, I have spent all of this time going, I can get through this conversation. I can get through this conversation. And as soon as you started talking about it, I felt it come up. I was like, I am not going to get through this conversation.
Well, I have to say that personally, I think that for you light years ahead of the game from a lot of other people. Because she identifies what her issues are. We can always move past things as fast as we want to. Sometimes we stay years, sometimes decades where we are.
But we know it's there. And that's one of the things I admire about you. So good for you. This is it.
OK. So, V. Now we're going to have some fun. Let's just have a giant look.
OK, first off, because look, V is going to fan herself. Mark's going to giggle. Gina's just going to hold a hand in support. And I know what the fuck's going on.
Cathy is now whatever. And a biz comes over and pulls V's hair. And then all of a sudden confidence. And then she's also holding in her hand.
I really think maybe we should go with a, huh? Yeah, shake them first so they can hear it. We got to go. Hang on.
OK. Oh. What's that? Go ahead and shake that.
Wow. What was that? What was that? That was a couple of maracas in the conno.
That was the preparation for. Hey, no, you're going to rock up. Let's go. OK, you need to clear that area so she can get on her hands and knees.
So to be that? I think a biz has got this. If that look is any indication. That would hurt.
Thank you. Thank you very much. OK, I'm just turning that off right now. I think it's snapped on a pair of black latex.
OK, here's what the thing is. So last week of this, because I bought maracas so we could have little things. Describe those with it. They're not real maracas.
They're eggshell maracas and they're little plastic eggs that they fill with some beans and they give them a rock of sound. And that is actually the perfect view for me. Wow. Looking around.
Thank you. Oh, I love that. Describe that view boogie. I am staring right now at Mark's cute little ass and her darling little fucking pussy and beautiful.
I wonder where she got those welts that are on her thighs. What welts? I don't know anything. Shut up.
That's the sound of forgiveness. Hey, I can't see. OK, so here's what happened. Here's what happened.
She's going to let her get her prepared. And we'll insert after we give the explanation. So Abyss comes in. She's all I had these maraca things.
I will play with them. Oh my god. I want to just start fucking jerking off all over those two. Do you need me to take the conversation?
No, no, no. I can. No, you can't. I can multitask.
Do it, V. So she said, I'm going to come in and I'm going to let's put them one of these eggs up. Mark. Mark.
My name is Mark. Mark's ass. And then see if we can hear it. And I'm like, that's great on the show.
We're going to do it on the show. It's going to be who I'm going to make a jingle sounds like this. Hey, no human rocker. Hey, didn't I at some point say test this please?
And at some time, wait, wait, don't start putting them in yet. No, this is something we're doing. So we said we're going to do it on the show. So what we're going to attempt to do, we have no idea.
No idea how this is going to work. We have two of these maraca eggs in about 15 condoms. So we don't lose them up her ass. Now just burying two of her fingers.
Did I just call her that? Yes, you did. I'll edit that. So sorry.
This is about my girlfriend. Stop narrating and let feed. You clearly are in no shape. I'm handling this.
So two fingers right now are in Mark's butt. And she's kind of stretching it out a little bit. And then we're going to start working those in. The whole goal is once they're inside, do we hear?
Do we actually hear the human, the anal human maraca? And now for insertion. Oh, she's, that's a bit. That's, oh.
Just relax. Think of calm blue giant ass fucking ogens. Conversion. What the hell is conversion?
You never mind, Wesley. So now she's, oh, Mark looks a little resistance. A little giggling. Is it in yet?
I can't see. Well, at some point you just got a little more loon. We need more loon. I love how you left out that there's an actual string attached to the end of the film.
Well, there's a string. So we don't have to go searching later if she sucks it up. She laughs really hard. If I could do maracas, go up the girls ass.
Yeah. One's in. OK, wait, wait, wait. OK, now she's having that time to process.
I, I'm sorry. This is so fucking hot. Please stop narrating and let me take over. So the string is actually one of the elastic bands.
He used to hold it chicken legs next to a chicken and he wrote to three chicken legs. It's a chicken string. OK, how's Mark doing? She a little owie?
She's in a lot of pain. A little, you're rubbing her clip? Well, she's in pain and that helps. I know.
Oh. I think one is all we're going to get. Well, that's fine because then the other one's hanging out. We'll hear it.
Wait, we have. Ain't no, she was an araca. Go. We knew this was an experiment.
I told you to test it, didn't I? Didn't I say it? Well, that's why I said I had her go and work herself a little bit before, but maybe she could have worked herself a little bit. We should have let her work herself a little more.
You never know what's going to happen when you stick an egg shake maraca in someone's ass. In pain, she works and everyone's like, oh, okay. Mark's like, I will work this out. Now Mark has the second.
The second. Can you move the other thing? So now she's actually working in the second egg herself. And it's.
And she got it. OK, now the thing. Move the mic. Move the mic over to her body.
That's OK. Keep moving it over. OK, good. OK, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Now scoot your butt back and now everyone go quiet. OK. Hold on. I'll take everything.
OK, OK, OK. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I heard nothing but my life just became fulfilled. That was a cute butt deal.
I flaky. Keep doing it. Keep doing it. Wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Nothing. Nothing. Okay, hold on to the X out.
Hold on to the X out. Maybe she gave her a little bit of a break. No, let her do it. She'll pull one out and then, oh, wait.
If the stream pops off. This is the stream pops off. I'm going to take it, that's all I know. That is my expedition.
You are not fucking with that. If she lives it's not coming out. Do you want to go have private time and then come out with it hanging out of your butt? Okay, go.
Wait, didn't want to come out? No, she's like, I'm just going to hold. She's like, please go on with the show. Okay, just raise your hand when you get one out and we'll stop for a...
Oh, thanks. Oh, Mark. Oh, you know what? The funny thing is, is she buckles over and mones and whatever, and then you'll lean over, like, hey check in with her, and she just all starts giggling.
Like, look at her. And she's like, totally worth it. So now we know we've proved that when you put more pockets of someone's ass, you can't give them. Well, yeah, me one, because it works in the mouth.
And that's what I tried it. You're making me a thuster. Wait, wait, wait. See, here's one of the maracas.
So I'm like, okay, well, let's experiment, because we knew this could totally just not work. That's why we put two so one could hang out. I'll put him in my mouth. This hasn't been up anyone's answer.
It wasn't a condom. Oh, fuck off. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Nothing.
See? You can hear a little bit. Yeah, but your mouth is open. Her anus wasn't open.
Well, we just got to work that shit a little bit. It also, that's a pretty big egg. Oh, it's not. Are you comparing it with your balls?
Did you just put it down on your crotch? I'm comparing it with my. I'm better than that. Oh my God.
But it's also like kind of. But it's not going to be yielding. It's like your dick does. Yeah, that's hard.
The gentle yielding penis feels so much better. Than a hard. No, let's move on. Polly is great.
Polly is hard. Polly is sexy. I need some polysanity. Polyamory can be amazing, but without hard work, it can plunge head first into a trash compactor of sizzling sodomist death.
Now here to help you navigate, communicate, and negotiate your way through your wild poly adventure is boogie. Yeah. So you're a wild neurocologist? Wait a minute.
How many? Is it out? It's out? Fuck polysanity.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Shh. We pulled one out and now the egg.
This is either my favorite show or the worst show we've ever done. Okay, are you ready? Okay, now there is an egg inside and an egg out and she is now. Hey, Nore, give it up.
Let's go. Shake. Do this more. Oh, and the happiest day of the world.
I think it's time to get a drop of that when you play the dingle and she wiggles. Try to try to make tempo. Okay, ready? They know you're gonna rock, go, go.
It's so cute. So happy. Okay, lay down, then you just wait. I thought you just collapsed.
Oh, you are such a good girl. Wow. Oh. So we're in poly sanity.
Poly sanity. Wait, shake again? Can you hear it from afar? Yeah.
You know what? I guarantee you, 99% of our audience, if all she did was shake her ass with a fucking maraca hanging out of it. Can we just say before we go into poly sanity that if anyone is gonna try this, be careful. Check out Cathy actually, keep in with some safety.
There were some condoms involved. Many condoms. There was a string to pull it out for safety involved. We were safe about this experiment.
Thank you. Plus you guys negotiated and you've done anal play before. Yeah. So don't just go buy one of these egg-shade maracas and shove it up so.
Anal y maraca, go. Okay, okay. Okay, okay. It just sounds like our Christmas episode happening.
Like, I'm excited. You did fucking wonderful. You did wonderful. Was it worth it?
Okay, because Mark is the greatest exhibitionist in the world and poly sanity. Poly sanity. Speaking of poly. Speaking of poly.
Okay, abyss. I had her fingers in there. That was just fucking medical. Let's focus.
You know what? We have fucking five listeners. Okay. Let's have some fun.
Have some respect for those five listeners. I think those five listeners have masturbated at least eleven times because I know I have. All right, here's the thing. There was a story on, I don't know, Reddit or something.
And it's very funny. Did you guys ever see the movie Steve Martin movie because it's fake but he gets so personal about it. You're all really, so he's dating girl and they've been together a while and it goes a little flat. And he's not as attracted to her because he keeps describing her as a big girl but it's okay because she's nice.
But he's flirting, gets on fat life and starts flirting with girls and girls are like all responding to women. And they're obviously hotter than his big girl. They're hotter. His words.
And so finally he can't take it anymore so he goes to his check and he says look. We need to have an open relationship or I'm going to have to leave. So obviously the female in this Monogus relationship was devastated. You know, whatever after a couple weeks she said let me think about it.
Whatever she didn't want to lose the relationship. So she agrees to try which we already know is not going to work on her end. But what's amazing is it ended up but fucking him. No, Morocco shake.