Show 21 "Boogie Freaks OUT"

Look, there's people watching, you feel as you feel weird now, don't you? Well, you put my phone in... Well, fix your mic! Why did I wear a dress?

I got like a pussy, that's what I wear, dress. No, no, no, no, no! Come on, put it in! This actually works really...

Hey! Look at that! Pre-show pussy! The following show is for mature audiences only.

Listener discretion is advised, and if you don't like it, please go fuck yourself. 1, 2, 3, 4! Do you feel your sex life is quite lame? Scared that your desires might be strange?

Come and join the Kinky World of Play! The Ferding Market! Oh my god, that actually sounds like people! Hello and welcome to the perverted podcast, the show where we explore the adventures of the Kinky lifestyle sex and perversion!

Recording live from the Threshold Society Clubhouse in North Hollywood, California, in front of our perverted studio audience. Hello perverts! I'm Kathy. I'm a best.

And I am Boogie, and this is, of course, the first ever perverted podcast community show where we literally just open the door and let the freaks come in. And boy, look at... Look at what we have built. Look at what we have built.

We have freak with a turt tattoo on his arm. We even have a dog! We have a dog here. That's carbon, right?

Carbon the dog. Well, this is... At least about the freakiest pervs I've ever seen. It's almost a little creepy people studying and pictures.

He didn't realize my back is to all of them. That's what's even better. I'm afraid if I do. I'm so nervous.

I'm not going to lie. I'm like... Hollywood, dad, he's just sitting there stroking his left tesicle looking at you. Doing the creepy nod.

He's doing like that fear and loathing in Las Vegas nod. He just waved. This is my payback for knowing that Abyss and Mark last night literally had a powwow and got drunk and taught shit about me for like, what? Like seven hours and then called me at the end of it.

And she's like, I need reassurance. I'm like, why, you just talk shit about me for fucking six hours. Why did you call him? I didn't.

He called us. I'm like, oh, look, they're having a nice evening. I'm like hoping all goes well and you know... It went really well.

We had a lot to talk about. I'm sure you did. That's great. Have your girlfriend's in the same room.

That's always good idea. That's a good idea. That's a good idea. It's wine.

And it was all drunk. You know what? You're a fucking asshole, but... But I love you.

Inside of the fact that you're a fucking asshole. That's actually, yeah, that's pretty much how we're down. That's pretty much, yeah. What did you say?

He's such a dick. Yeah, we love him. He's fucking asshole. But you know, in relationships, and especially in any polys, gymations, I think it's good for you guys to have a chance to vent without me there.

And they have a lot to vent about. Why was that hard look? I just get this hard look in my face. Do you have something you need to say to me?

Let's just get it all out of me. I had been there at that bitch session. I just... Should we just have this like once a month where the girls just get drunk and talk shit about me?

Which to me and Hollywood Daddy will understand this? You're still talking about me. So even if it's hatred, you know, I'm still the center of attention. Many publicity is good publicity.

Pretty much. Speaking of publicity, ladies and gentlemen, perverted podcast listeners, an announcement to be made. We have perverted podcast ringtones. Woo!

Everyone's clueless. Yeah. I don't care. We also may want to bring up now that we're on.

iTunes? Yeah. Oh my God. Why did you say this before the show?

I thought you were going to bring it up. You guys are so distracted by ringtone. Okay, look. I'm a little attention deficit and someone...

There was like two days ago, who said who suggested ringtone? Oh, that was less for FBG. Less for FBG. And that is his baby girl is what?

BBW, baby girl. Baby girl even. They're like big fans and they listen to the show all the time and they're great. And he's like, hey, why don't you make anal human maracas into a ringtone?

And all of a sudden Kathy and I are like, what? We can have ringtones? We can do this. So now if you want, you can have your own ringtones there on pervertedpodcast.com.

You can go there. Help us. The page is pathetic and I can't figure out how to... Shut up, bitch!

I can't figure out how to download the iTunes ones, but they're in. I keep telling you, you either have to have an Apple or an iPhone to download that. You're not going to be able to download it. We'll figure it out.

But if you want to hear, if you want to have a ringtone that sounds like this... Ain't no human rock, go. You can go like a solid lap, a solid grunting lap. We also have...

See, they're customized for the people in your life that are going to call and you can have them. So it's like your boss calls and you just... So that means we can now get together and make like really random, I have one that's like your mom is a drunk, you know, and mom's drinking again and stuff like that. So we have ringtones now, you go to pervertedpodcast.com.

The other thing... Which is way more exciting. I don't know, I want the ringtone. Okay, hang on.

It's been three months and coming. I'm still psychologically fucking damaged from the fact that it took me three months to get, ladies and gentlemen, perverted podcast is now available on iTunes. Apparently, boogie, little boogie, completely fucked up and didn't read all of the terms of use. I clicked explicit, I figured that would take care of it, but there was like the word fuck in one of our descriptions and they said all of those had to be censored out and it went into a three month vortex of just literally dozens and dozens of hours of trying to figure out what I did wrong.

But we have a big love for Valentine and there's a community podcast group on Facebook that really helped me find out that it was in fact me being a dish. But yes, to all our perverted podcast listeners who every week ask us if we're on iTunes, we are now finally on iTunes. Thank you iTunes, thank you SoundCloud, thank you fucking baby, baby sweet, molesting Jesus. Fethlife.com is the world's greatest social media site for Kinky people and every week we talk a little bit about the stuff that Fethlife people are talking about.

For your peace of mind, please know that every group or blog post we talk about has specifically granted us permission to do so. Yes, I have. So don't give me that look. I just have to start before we get into these topics.

To anyone that may have written said posts we're going to talk about, that today my bullshit tolerance meter isn't an all time low. So I'm just warning you. Just warning you. Thanks for letting us talk about your shit.

I would like to apologize in advance to the two wonderful people who gave us permission because I know what's about to happen. All right, the first one is called No, No, No, You Do Need to Come to a Munch. It's essential. It's from Jack Viper and he talks about a profile that he recently saw that belongs to a 21 year old male Dom.

And this guy states, if a Dom says you're a cunt, a slut and a whore, that's what you are and you shouldn't argue. I don't even know where to begin. Here's the thing. Pardon me, pretty much all of us in the community just know that this is bullshit, but too many of us forget that most people don't know this, which is why he says new people need to come to a munch.

And he says, quote, you need to see firsthand how submission and dominance works. You need to understand the difference between the reality of the S and the fantasy you have that will get taken advantage of in private in the shadows and in the quiet where no one will even hear about what it is or call out the person responsible. Oh, this I'm like, I'm in mind and people. He goes off.

You are chomping at literally. I just, you are chewing your mic. Okay, so I want to thank I want to bring up that it is I do like he brought up that you do need to see people face to face. You need to, you know, people are much braver online.

And these are good ways to also reinforce safety, you know, say calls, you know, playing in public, community accountability. And this is all things that he touches on in this. And it is essential. I didn't do munches until I was already in the scene, but I was lucky because when I came in, I came into threshold that already had a building community and a lot of accountability.

So and, you know, I always played publicly for the most part. It was one of those like, I didn't get sucked into the, the slimy underworld, I guess. I have trouble believing you would ever get sucked into a slimy underworld. You're such a tough as nails, bitch.

Well, you know, yeah, she has slimy moments. I'm checking you out. Wait a minute, don't throw. What we can throw down.

She just like literally like almost jumped off the chair because I made a joke, you know, about getting wet. It's hot because you're pussy's hot. I love your pussy. I'm trying to backtrack now.

Let me back that. I'm doing a good job of that. All right. I agree with the best and Jack Viper, the guy who wrote this because I it just for some reason, I assume that everybody just has a meter inside their head that immediately goes, this guy is full of shit.

And it just never occurs to me that there are a lot of people out there, especially when I have to say who just don't realize that they think that it is exactly the way it is in their fantasies and their heads and the books that they read in the movies that they've seen. And they really they have no clue. So unless you immerse yourself in the community, you are you're highly vulnerable. If you're that I had to say this lame that you think that you're completely safe all the time.

I don't know what's lame. I mean, we brought up the last pack us. It's it's ignorant. You don't know.

I mean, you go in with this this romantic, you know, thing in your head and then suddenly it turns out a little rapier than you thought. There's poor poor poor dumb fucking ignorant women that they need Jack Viper, superhero, to stand up and save them all. This is like, okay, I totally agree. I totally agree with the yes, we need to go social, we need to have accountability.

People should be offered the chance to have people that don't have a sexual agenda with them like like the poster and the next poster, which I'll always have. I tell people all the time, I have a sexual agenda with you. That's what my job is. That's my job is a predator is to have a sexual agenda to you.

What I have a conflict with and what just I just overwhelming bullshit is I'm just so fucking sick of seeing myself in these other posts because I used to be this guy and just that whole prince charming. This is how you do it. This is your true. Women need me to protect them.

So I'm going to tell you exactly, you know, you poor frail dumb women coming in. You can't possibly have an education or think for yourselves. You have to go do this. You know, some women come in here to have danger.

They come in here to explore the wild side and sometimes they get burnt, but just, I don't, it's just came off so fucking douchey. But it would be different if he were saying, come to me because I'm the one who's going to protect me. But he is saying that. He is saying that.

But no, you don't know what? I'm going to show you. I'm going to show you. I'm going to show you through song.

I'm going to wrap up what reminded me of me because I was this guy and I was the next poster. And this is pretty much the explanation of every dominant male in our community. Are you ready? That guy's a dick and I'm not a dick because I told you he's a dick.

You should want my dick. That's how it works. Am I true? Guys throw other guys under the bus for pussy all of the time.

That's how it works. I didn't even finish the song, but I had to sing it. I had to sing it today because it's true. No matter what.

No matter what. I can edit your name out later. Okay, you know, the bottom line is no matter what. And this is great information.

Yes, it's great information. But if you're really concerned about these young frail stupid women that need us all to stand up for them and help them, you should be orientation, then maybe it should be hot. It's very cute. I do it because I'm a predator and I will tell every woman with a vagina in this room that my job is to get your fucking cunt or to diss you to your fucking dude in order to get your cunt.

And then there's just ethics and morality that I put in because I'll get my ass kicked or shot. But it really comes down to you most of the time. I totally hear you and I can obviously tell that this triggered you because you can see yourself in this dude. But I read his blogs and I and it's just like this is what you know and I said this is just a because I used to do and I got called on it.

The prince charming you know he puts in all caps. Oh, submissive has 100% say at all to oh you fucking hero. You're the hero and every time I did it there was always like this old guy that had been around he's like you know you're just a douche looking for pussy right. You really don't give a shit.

You pretend to give a shit but you really don't give a shit and I had to finally just say you're right. But just because you were pretending to give a shit doesn't mean that everyone else is pretending. Maybe they maybe they're being honest. This is you with a vagina just saying I don't know men.

You just told said pretty much that because I have a vagina. Hey, go fuck yourself. We hear you. We hear you.

We understand your aggression towards it. We understand and we acknowledge it. That's why we'll just go on to the next one because he's just as fucking awesome. I'm afraid to go on to the school.

We'll just start throwing shit at it. It's fine. Scottish Viking. I apologize in advance.

Here we go. He wrote a post called the importance of bonding in DS and basically he's talking about sexual dominance plate versus a bonding DS experience. What I liked about this poster is that he doesn't say one is better than the other merely that they both have their place. He says there is absolutely nothing wrong with enjoying sexual domination play but that is not DS by itself.

It has to be integrated into a body of work with a sub that balances psychology, discipline, nurture and play. And the fucking look you're giving me right now. Did you read the other part where he says I had it written down but I can't find it. And he says you know most doms usually with less experience just play sexually but me the advanced super dom.

I play like this and incorporate all these other things. You know what's missing at the bottom of both of these posts? Their fucking phone number. Their phone number.

You know what? Read it and after every phrase say Andrew should have sex with me and I would just like fucking Alice in Wonderland with Pink Floyd the Wall. It'll work. Read these posts.

We're going to add a bunch of cards. With all douche bags. Alright I agree with it. You're a douche bag.

I like the information. I agree with it. I like the information. I think he's absolutely right.

I think there's a difference between the two. I like that he didn't say one is better than the other. And there's actually nothing wrong with both of them. I like sexual domination play.

I'm coming from a different stance. I know you are. Because I'm not a sexual player. So just because I'll get into your head doesn't mean you're gonna use my bed.

Like flat out. Like if I play with the majority where it goes sexual is my newt when it comes to my play. So I know you and I've talked about this before. It's hard for me to understand you because we both come from such a different place when it comes to stuff like that.

But I do like how we put it. You know you can have one without the other. I mean but you don't have to have sex in every fucking aspect of your play or a DS. What are you looking at me?

I do. I'm a predator. I want your pussy. You know what I'm looking at you.

I'm having a conversation with Kathy at this point. Well then look at Kathy. Volatile. It's great.

Okay. Are you. Shall we let him? He already did.

He's already like launched his shit unless you got more. I'm not a dick because I told you he's a dick. You should want my dick. That's how it works.

What's wrong with Scottish Viking? There's nothing wrong with Scottish Viking. It's just this is just I've been reading all these blogs and blogs and blogs and and once again I start with myself. I completely start with myself.

I want to help my game. It is all about me. Get the fuck over it. Duh.

Duh. Name a human that it's not about them. We're narcissists. We're narcissists.

Anyone here? Not a narcissist or you into now? Okay. Narcissist.

Narcissist. Okay. Narcissist. Thank you very much.

We have a room full of fucking narcissists. It's all about us. So yes it is. And I just want to up my game.

I want to tell people right in their face and I do this with a lot of people. Hey if you really want to find something out, if you really want to learn something that doesn't have a motivation of you sucking my dick, go talk to somebody who doesn't have a sexual agenda with you. If you are a female bottom, go and talk to an experienced female bottom who doesn't have a sexual agenda with you. That's where you're going to get things.

Everything that comes out of my mouth has some agenda to socially position myself above the other dominance. But the female Don that you would go to or female submissive that you would go to also has their own agenda just because it's not a sexual agenda. Everybody has an agenda but that doesn't mean that the stuff that they talk about isn't legitimate. No I'm not throwing the baby out with a bath water.

This is just I'm just ranting because these two guys just walked into the bear trap and you put both of them in the same day and it was just so I'm sorry that you had such a little fucking pansy like you fit over the shit but the information's good. Yes go to munch's. It's better because there's accountability. But what if there's no munch's or it's better than trying to do something off-crate?

So is it an absolute that nobody's ever been abused by someone they've met at a munch? I'm just saying I'm throwing out that's my job. I know. That's the same argument that you give people when we talk about having security here at parties or not having phones out.

We can't guarantee anything. Can't guarantee anything. So I'm saying they're all good but speaking is it no you have to go to a munch. No actually if you read the first part of it the very first three sentences he says this you don't always have to I am saying it is suggested.

If you read the first three sentences that's where he has his little loophole and says no no not everybody starts at a munch. I mean look good everyone should just show up and talk to you. You just need to hold on really quick for the force yeah for the freak and Scottish Viking who actually had a very nice post and Jack Viper and Jack Viper. Maybe you guys should fuck him.

I think we should. I can get him on the phone and say you are so you are so wise and I understand. No I know why I miss and mark have to get loaded and talk to him on your ass. Anyway let's let's move on shall we.

I guess we're not having emotional bonding today. No emotional bonding. We're both involved. What is there sexual predator?

No I am a sexual predator and so are you. Well I still would like to thank both posters. I would like to thank both posters too and it's great having this kind of conversation as much as we give boogie shit it's good to have someone else's point of view. It's just a very loud obnoxious point of view.

You know it would be good you know it'd be good right now. I am a sex trivial lord. sex trivial sex trivial lord. I love it when we get new jingles.

You know I wish I had a spray bottle like no. Alright so here's how it works. We have an audience as a community show today so here's how it works. Someone from our audience because the prize is amazing.

I'm not going to tell you what it is. But it's fucking amazing. Who wants to do sex trivia? Get it.

Come up. I've already said your names three times and I have to edit out. Can I say your name? What name do you go by?

Ramon. You are Ramon. I will be editing the other name. Ramon.

Are you? Do you want to do sex trivia against Abis and Cathy? Yes and Eddie's okay. Okay.

Okay. That's good. Okay fine. Well I will call you Ramon because Ramon is good.

Alright so then here's how it works. There's six questions. We go Cathy Abis Ramon. If you do not answer your question correctly the person to your right gets a chance to answer it and if not the question is dismissed it's the best out of five and Cathy you will go first.

Are you ready? I'm so ready. I know I'm supposed to have some tense music that goes I'm tense already. I'm already a little tense.

Okay. Okay. All right now then how fast Cathy is the first squirt of an average human male orgasm? Is it a 14 miles an hour?

B 28 miles an hour? C 52 miles per hour or D it dribbles out the tip methodically while I sob over the fact that I'm fucking old. That one. That one right there.

That is my answer. Final answer. I'm sorry Cathy that is not the correct answer but now you know so Abis would you like to try to answer the question? C 52 miles an hour?

Sure. You suck just like Cathy does. She took my answer. The answer is what no you just go we just go too.

We don't go through because it's and we're just giving him the answer. Ramon on his own. No. There are two more answers.

The answer is B 28 miles an hour. The Institute for Psychology and Sexual Health in Columbus. Ohio says the squirt is pretty quick faster than Usain Bolt who would probably run even faster if he was being chased by a giant glob of speeding dick butter. Thank you very much.

The score is now zero to zero to zero. Question number two for Abis who is in love with me. I Bristophilia. I Bristophilia is the sexual attraction to what?

A criminals B firemen C tropical sense D the desire to put a condom over windshield wiper of a hybrid on him will be on fucking with your ass. I'm gonna go with criminals. Ladies and gentlemen. Clap for a biz.

Is that what I have? That's what you have. I Bristophilia and everyone knows that I am a criminal. So now the score is Abis one.

Everyone else is zero but now you're sexy beast. We really do need some music in the background of this. Everyone production up. Yeah you fuck up.

All right. I do. I fuck up often. Glassdoor which is a jobs and career community did an anonymous 1000 number survey to find out what percentage of people have had sex at their workplace.

A 3% B 24% C 12% D 85% if you count masturbating into a sock in the men's bathroom while thinking about all the people that you work who won't fuck you. Ramon what is your answer? Well that last one really threw me off. Very possible.

I'm gonna go with the 12%. Is that your final answer? C. That is true.

I have no real evidence for that answer but apparently the people at Glassdoor whatever that is gave it is now Ramon one Abis one Kathy one. Oh. Kathy zero. They said it not me.

Oh onto the next one. Kathy this is your question. Yes. Australians are the most receptive which by the way we have a lot of new listeners in Australia.

We love them. Which is awesome. Send you like blended. Blended roomy.

Roomy it's actually supposedly really good. Australian are the most receptive to the idea of having threesomes. What percentage of Australians have claimed to have been involved in a three way at least once? A 41% B 19% C 28% and D 100% because when you live in a country where every non-human creature is trying to kill or eat you you should have sex in groups so when something drags you and one of yours off the rest of you can at least keep having sex.

D 100%. I feel like that's not that's like the Yogi bear. Ram-ra-ra-ra. Abis.

I'm gonna say what 28%? 28% it is too I like how Kathy is. Okay and it's funny because Australia was started as a penal colony. She said penal.

That's awesome. Answer is correct. 28% of Australians claim to have had a three-some I have no idea where this information came from. Who cares.

Australian chicks are hot. Get my travel agent on the phone. I have one that works in my office. Oh my god.

Oh really? They're hot. Especially on the west side. Yes.

Perth Mars. I love it. That was my penis. Thank you very much.

I wish I could carry that sound bite around everywhere I go when I point to my penis. I go hello my name is my penis. I just think that should be something I should do. All right.

The two wait this is yours Ramon and seeing as you have a penis. This is good for you. You scared me. What?

I did? You got these. My penis. I'm a gentleman.

Go on. Abis. The two main sections of the penis that fill with blood to create an erection are called. You have two right?

If you get this answer correct Ramon will not win the prize. You don't get the prize. Don't. I shouldn't have said that because she's competitive.

The two main sections of the penis that fill with blood to create an erection are called a vascular dorsal reservoir. B corpus cavernosa. C brachiolongus. D solid pimp and chocolate gold receptacles of pre-pussy pounded magic.

Ow bitches. I'm just say as a nurse D. What hospital do you want to go there? So you cannot go there.

All right. Ramon. Vascular dorsal reservoir. Corpus counts with cavernosa brachiolongus.

Solid pimp and blah blah. I'm going to go with the two bob. Number two corpus cavernosa. And that is that is what what is that that's two and two two and two.

Okay fine. Kathy is now out. This is now this is now a tiebreaker. I'm thinking of a number between one and ten.

Abis pick the number. Four. Pick the number two. The number was two by the way.

Totally got it. Ramon gets the final question. If you win this you win the prize. We really should have side music for this.

I have that so god damn it. Besides humans which creature of earth has sex for pleasure or social interaction? I already know. A the puss moth caterpillar.

B bonobo monkey. C slender loris. Or D a block of cheese. Can you repeat the answers?

I can't damn it. It's pepperjack. Oh well. The puss mouth caterpillar.

The bonobo monkey. The slender loris or a block of cheese. I want to go with the monkey. And it's actually bonobo.

It's bonobus. It's bonobo because it bones down. You are correct. Ladies and gentlemen see now you just you guys are supposed to clap.

You won the fucking game. All right. Are you ready? You win.

You are very own. All yours. Ramon. A Justin Bieber musical toothbrush.

That actually plays. Wait, wait, let's see. I'm going to do this on my scenes. I just played over and over.

Just pretty much. Just make your bottom. Thank you very much. Ramon.

You are a fantastic candidate. Hold up your prize. Justin Bieber. Ladies and gentlemen.

You can still hear it. Oh, you can massage your beaver balls with it. Your real life stories are much better than fantasy. Put it back as luck.

A page. I will say that one. All right. So here it is.

We are. It's like a page the time of the show where we tell a sexy story. We have two and a half minutes each to tell a sexy story. Everyone in the audience has been asked to prepare a story.

Hollywood daddy is pointing at shoes. What? What? I was pretending to play with her pussy across the room.

You were doing the finger. You know what's funny? I can still hear the fucking Justin Bieber toothbrush on the. All right.

So here's how it works. We each tell a story two and a half minutes. A sexy story. You guys had the topic of primal.

I had the topic of getting caught. And then to our audience because they look so amazingly enthused. Thank you very much. Do any of you guys have a story to tell?

You do? All right. Well, then come up. Whatever your name is.

Audience member number. You get two and a half minutes. You are going to entice us with a story. Any topic whether you learn something, had some fun, sexy.

What is your name? My Michelle. My Michelle. My Michelle.

Entertain perverted podcast. So I went camping with Mr. Ramon. And of course, you know, he does not air up the air mattress like he says he does.

And he goes off and by the end of the night he's totally drunk. Wasted. He's all dancing in the fire. Woo.

I'm like, all right. Well, fuck this shit. I'm going to bed. So maybe my mat zip that up, gutting bed, went to sleep and then I'm sitting here this.

And he comes on. He comes on. Hey, baby. You want to fuck.

And I look what he goes. Oh, I'm sorry. You're sleeping. And I go.

No, come on. Let's go. That was it. Anyone else want to tell me?

Like, I'm super confident. Wait. Oh, you're sleeping. I'm going to Ramon.

That's out Ramon. Does anybody else have a story? Story to tell? Get out.

Oh, he's coming back. Here comes the bear. Here comes the wild bear, the wild tent making bear. So this is a lesson for everybody when you're playing at home.

Make sure you close your windows. I had a partner that was over and we were playing and she really liked to be hit hard and she tended to cry. Next thing I know, I hear the doorbell. But I know it was my doorbell because I don't hear my doorbell often.

So I had a pause look up. Say, what's that for me? I don't know. So I come walking out, I put my pants on.

And sure enough, I hear a police radio going, oh crap. So I opened the door, I cracked it open and it's a female police officer with a smirk on her face trying not to really smile. And I'm like, yes. And she's like, we got a report of a woman crying.

And I was like, oh, yeah, that's me and my girl were being intimate. She's like, yeah, we could tell. Please close your windows, sir. Yes, so when you play at home, close your windows.

Those neighbors. Yeah. My neighbors might be dead. Okay, so mine is it is about primal and primal to me is reaching that spot that just screams animal and it's all lust and need and ache and rage and fight and flight and just all of the things that make you go tingly and downstairs.

So my, you know, for me, sex has always been primal. I need biting. I need scratching. Before I knew what kink was, that's that was my sex.

So my actual coup de gras of primal, I guess you could say, was it was with a lover of mine in the woods. And it was after fighting and scratching and grappling and all of it to the overtaking of one another and slammed up against trees and tearing of clothes and raking of nails and biting of teeth and just the epic hotness of just getting down and dirty and into that animalistic, taking what is yours and fighting, you know, sex may should be a fight half the time. So I was able to experience that in the full blossom of a forest, which by the way, I know as sexy as all that is, look out for poison ivy. But that was later.

But that was the the coup de gras of my primal moments. So damn. Wait, all right. Abyss and I were talking about this before.

So both of us were doing primal stuff. And my primal is a bit tame because I've never actually gotten as primal in later in life as I did when I was younger. I was in high school. It was my high school boyfriend.

And for some reason, when we would be messing around, I would we would be grappling a lot and I would get on top of him. And even though he was stronger than me, you know how if somebody's on top of you can't get the leverage you need in order to get up. And he would get really frustrated and angry and something would happen to me and come out of me every time that he would get frustrated because he could get up. The more frustrated and angry he became, the more intent I was on holding him down and keeping him there.

But it made me laugh every time that he would try and push me off and couldn't. I would laugh my fucking ass off and actually want to do things that aggravated him even more. So I'd have my hands holding his hands down, my face really close to him. His and for some reason I would just reach out and lick his nose.

And he would scream and he would want to get up. And I was just laughing laughing the more I did it, the more I would laugh and make him laugh and make him even weaker. He couldn't even move. And just the more crazy as shit I could come up with, the more angry he would become.

And that part of me has never really come out ever again. I think when I was younger, I wasn't really an asshole. I was just more selfish. You know, you're younger.

You don't really think about other people now. I'm just so careful with my plate partners and I want to make sure I don't harm them in any way. Back then, it was more about me. And I think that's a lesson for me.

And I've tried to always remember that and think, how can I still bring that primal part out in play now and still have the concern for my play partners in mind? And I haven't figured that out yet, but I'll just never forget what it was like to be a teenager. And... Teenager.

Look at some guys though. Just a piss him off. Do you have a story? Alright, get up here.

Wait one more story. I'm gonna skip mine. I'll skip mine until next time. I just got caught two.

Into the microphone. What's your name? Oxamoxa. Oxamoxa.

Great. Alright. I'm gonna go to the album number three. Into the mic.

Tell your story. Oh, story time. Yeah. Alright.

Well, try to think. There's a stroke club that I like to go to and everybody's been to a stroke club, right? Everybody's been to a stroke club, right? Everyone here pretty much.

Stroke clubs. Sure. Sure. Well, usually it's like, you know, dancer, interact, guy, leverage three for 90, whatever, go to your thing.

And you have college kids where you have business men and everybody looks kind of like, you know, like, I'm not really here at the stroke club, but I'm here at the stroke club, right? And funny you brought up the question with Australia in the sexual trivia. There's a dancer from Australia, the place that I go to and I asked her one night if I could give her a spanking and she's like, really? Here.

Right? I was like, yeah, you know, she's like, well, okay, you know, like, so we went over to the tip bar and you got the bar made doing her thing and num-sitting her just like, cracking, Carmen, you know, their stage name, across her ass cheeks and she was completely loving it. And that was interesting for me to take kind of like kinky stuff outside of like, say, a dungeon space and into an establishment. Do you know what I mean?

It's a little different thing. And I don't know, Carmen was definitely way into it. But as far as like, spanking goes and I'd have to kind of, I kind of see both sides of the fence with what you guys were talking about earlier, like either it goes towards sex or it doesn't. And a lot of that is primal in the moment, I think to me personally, like I just, I'd met someone at a dungeon, this beautiful woman and he was really organic.

Shoulders spanking, or just gave her first spanking ever. And I can't even read that for three seconds. I think it can wrap this for a half and 23 seconds. And given her a great belt spanking, she loved it.

And she motioned like, do you want blowjob now? And it's like, yeah, it's like, yeah, it's like, blowjob now. And you ended up going into 12 seconds. And more of going into like months of concrete.

Once he's in the blowjobs. Crazy, amazing, great sex. And like, text now, she's in the women as well. And she loves to get spanked in public and get fucked in public and get fucked hard in public.

And your time is now up. Thank you, Hustler. Thank you, Hustler. Okay, one more.

Yeah, yeah. Hi, hi. I'm Hollywood Daddy. When I was younger, like I started masturbating late in life, you know, because I was just like, crushed by depression.

And but once I started, once I started, I have like, this overwhelming urge to just beat off like there was no fucking tomorrow. And I like, yeah, like a bonobo. So, yeah, it's like a bonobo. So it's sometime after Christmas, and I was in my room, be lonely.

And I remember it was after Christmas, because I had like all this cool cologne, I think it was douchey cool water. Girls didn't talk to me out of your know, I had it, but it was cool. And I got this overwhelming urge to beat off. I think I was looking at sports illustrated, to be honest.