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It'll be so nice to be in another room. From a business garage. No, we're not gonna be in my garage. We should set a room you speak of.
Okay. So, this has been like, actually this was the original hope for the perverted podcast. So, we were actually just gonna have to wait a couple of months to have a permanent home where we don't have to set up and tear down every week. And of course we started in the threshold dungeon.
We did like six weeks and then we went, Fee used to co-host on the show. So we went to Fee's garage and then after Fee quit the show we came back to the threshold and now it looks like we're going to have the room that I've had my out because I have a little studio next to the threshold in the same building. And then there's these other giant storage rooms that are just filled with antiquated old just weird computer things from the 90s and 80s. It's a weird computer museum.
weird computer museum but just packed and so I talked to the owners who have been really supportive of me being here They let me park my motor home in the parking lot They rent to be really cheap and and so I said hey can I rent the storage room and I'll move the seven million pounds of stuff And finally let's not exaggerate Yeah, it's a huge room so in this room You know for five years I've been living in a motor home and my stuff's in storage and only part of my studios in the studio And now all of a sudden I get to have my studio my video editing studio the podcast a bed indoors I don't sleep in a motor home outside in the alley with all the creepy crackheads and homeless people that are gathered regularly In the parking lot at three in the morning Oh, it's fine during a party. We have security in the parking lot You know so you're fine then but then everyone leaves and it gets all creepy Yeah, so finally getting out and the most important thing because you guys know I do women's massage privately and so now I have my table set up so I can yeah I'll give you a happy ending right now like women's genitals massage Anyway, there was so much drama I had a massive like almost nervous breakdown over this because it was things that were exploding around the building and Not actually exploding just well emotionally you make a threshold sound on appetizing The threshold is awesome. We'll be exploring crack But the good news is we will have a new and I will have I will be living indoors Which is exciting and that means abyss and mark will be sleeping indoors and you'll be having a mental breakdown Yeah, and so it was really ugly out there So thank you to the building owners for being supportive and and so we will have a place and it'll be permanently set up until the bottom drops Out is everything doesn't my life and then hopefully we'll be back in fresh old standard Is that your seventh midlife crisis? That's my seventh midlife crisis.
I'll spare you all the details But we're gonna be in a room exciting and it'll be set up but and that's exciting, you know for me But what's really really exciting is um is Rosie the Hippo Rosie Rosie the goddamn baby Hippo at the elizoo. Oh, she's so cute. Oh, she's so cute abyss had The hippo at vent is what is it the hippo experience the hippo experience? It's not an interaction.
It's an experience It's actually really neat. So it the elizoo had a unexpected birth last year on Halloween There they're they didn't know her unless she was pregnant but so little little Miss Rosie was born and It's been a year and the zoo in the past has done experiences like you can you can pay extra and go kind of behind the scenes And you get a talk with the zookeepers and they tell you about the animals and they they give you a little more in-depth And I know they did with the rhino before but this time they did it with Rosie. So yesterday. I totally got to pet a baby hippo I don't move away but would you doorbell she was a terrifying Yeah, it was nine hundred pounds She's a lot of the super cute, but she was super cute and granted they are adorable But they also are known for the most deaths in Africa They're a gentle waddling creature.
They're gentle actually they will fuck your shit up and they move quick I saw that I saw that dude hippo when you were in there doing it because I was too cheap to pay the 15 bucks to go in So I stood outside and took pictures of the bear who is chewing and so I'm gonna make memes out of the bear's mouth But all of a sudden I look over and giant male hippo fucking charges like full run like this is a big critter and it full charges Everyone's like oh, it's like I'm going for a swim. They call sprint to the pool It's like the waters like fucking the red sea partying Wow, they're big did we get pictures of you petting Rosie the hippo not petting but with the hippo because and in their defense It's actually they don't want anyone taking pictures while they're petting the hippo because they want people actually focused on petting the hippo Because it's a 900 pound animal so being more concerned about your selfie They get a little they want you to actually focus on because you're putting your hands on an animal that you know It's nine hundred pounds and they have like bars Yeah, hippo could like have a hard fart and like smash your hand Oh, baby hippo and the mama hippo and if one of them shifts into you They say you don't you can't cross your arm between the bar and the animal like going yeah, that way so there goes your arm Yeah, so they and you know you just obviously sign a waiver and so forth, but it's suddenly this doesn't sound so much fun No, but it was it was a lot of fun It was actually very safe. You just have to follow the rules. Okay, so that's cool And also anyone should tell they support the And I see did you finger the hippo?
I did not How much they charge for the extra special hippo experience Align or awesome labor blacks for your piece of not mind the author of every post we talk about has specifically granted us permission to do so 99 So what are we talking about today? Our first post is by sexy kitten 89. Yeah In one of our affiliate groups, which is rituals rules and contracts surprisingly I'd like that if you think it was a dry thing where they're only talking about contracts and boring legal stuff It's actually an amazing group that has a lot of interesting stuff She read a post called am I odd or just not worthy and it was a very short post she's just asking I've never had a contract to sign as owned am I just not worthy or am I with the wrong Dom's has anyone else never been asked to sign a contract? I've been in the lifestyle for six years and never been asked and I thought that was interesting because Contracts the big part of that freakin movie that we all don't like 50 shades of gray Never gonna see it No, but if you're new to the community and you get pretty much a lot of what you know from that movie you're coming in You're gonna find I guess what I found in my experiences that come to start that prolific there Community you're in this is true, but the big standard kink BDSM going to you Right well, and it kind of depends too because we were we were talking earlier and it's if you're in a area that does a lot of master sleep dynamic I mean yeah, that's what I'm saying It depends on which community in the kink lunch know that you're in and if but if you're doing just general pick up play or if you're a kink Stirring you're just you know if you're bottoming or whatever I was also wondering you know if that's something she's interested in that's something She should bring up with her next new potential dominant It was kind of a just a little fishing expedition post she did where she just suddenly realized I've actually been owned and I've been 24 seven But I've never been asked to sign a contract is this common is this rare and I mean we talked about a contract But it wasn't anything for ownership or anything well, I mean there's a lot of different types of contracts obviously slavery was abolished with what was it the 19th And it was 13th 19th, huh?
Wow, you know so much it was a fucking amendment abolish slavery, okay That means that there is no binding human contract You cannot at least not in America and the UK own a human being and sign a contract It's not binding but what we find that there's many different types of contracts and when I first came in to the lifestyle There was a lot more people that talked about it But there was also I was going to a lot more of like the master slave classes how to do these things and you heard a lot more about this Contract and what a contract is is it is basically these are the things if say let's just say it's a dominant submissive contract Because there's master slave dominant submissives and then there's kinksters daddy little girl contract and it is basically outlining This is what I expect from you This is how I want you to serve me and then after you write down these things you negotiate that with your submissive or bottom Whoever you're having a contract with and then you negotiate Well, these are the things that I'm okay with and that is something that you will stick to for certain duration Sometimes the contract will be for six months and then reviewed and that or year and then reviewed and you'll go back And you'll see how you've changed how you've grown how you've become more into surrender How you've not but it really is the positive aspects of a contract knowing that it is not legally binding It is a touchstone. It is something that you can say I made this commitment to learn how to serve this person If you are someone that desires that type of power exchange Also it for the bottom too because it's not just this is what you will do for me in a lot of contracts It's what the top is obligated for with the bottom as well. It can be it's not always that way But I mean I've seen it on both where it's like if you if the top says you will be doing this you'll be coming here On this Thursday's every month blah blah blah and return, you know as a top I will make sure that you will have this amount of time of my life blah blah blah blah Also because I know certain people who have multiple relationships and multiple submissives like they kind of have to guarantee to each person This is the commitment I'm willing to give to you as a top Yeah, not a big thing for me. I don't I will say however that I don't know much about the master slave community So that would probably explain why not too many people I know have contracts Wouldn't be something I would like here's something I'll just throw out thoughts because I did spend a lot of time learning about these things I had I'll tell you the story after I say this about when it's a touchstone a lot of times in a relationship Rational thought leaves and as we know we humans default to their crappy emotions And they make us spin and they make us irrational one of the things that is a good purpose of a contract is when somebody starts spinning In the relationship whether it's the the dominant or the submissive when somebody starts to get kind of irrational like time has gone on And you kind of forget all the things that you talked about and the things that you agreed to you can go back to that contract and say Hey, wait a minute This is what you said you were going to set as a goal for yourself These are the goals that we set out and it helps you reground yourself to go okay now Then of course at any time you can opt out slavery is not legal you can't opt out But for a lot of people I've heard on many occasions where you know I just went back and I reread the contract and what the commitment that we agreed to follow with each other and it helped me Stop spinning.
So it's really for a lot of people. It's very much a touchstone. It is sort of symbolic of ownership It's very similar to like a wedding ring or something your vowels, you know Either your collar or your contract and those are things that are very special however for like in the case of our poster It is something that is not common and if you it's like kind of like if you want to you know You know pick up stamp collecting goes somewhere where people collect stamps, you know So if you want to be a part if you want to be in a power exchange relationship that has a contract and is more formal You're gonna probably want to seek out people in that community that are more of the master slave type of or like I said Talk to your potential dominant. It may not be something that they initially think of but it may hit something down the road Like hey, that does sound I would like to participate in that.
I mean at one point for me It was something I was interested in but it's like it you know like with anything it kind of wanes and Yeah, yeah, I'll great things I know that as you say it can be a great thing to have it on paper because it serves as like a touchstone It can also work in the reverse. Maybe we're something hold it over you and say yeah You agreed to this? Yeah, you can't change a girl as a human being exactly the guy that I play with sometimes I he puts me under orders that you know driving insane and this week he had me under orders that I had to Text him before and after I masturbate and normally that's okay But for some reason this week it was just it was like I was freaking out and it was starting to feel very impressive And so I just texted him and said I need to be released from that for this week because it's starting to stress me out And he said that's a bad answer. Yeah, no problem when we'll talk about it I know we'll talk about it next time we meet I I don't like that kind of oppression So for me it might probably would it work?
You're not a very surrendery type of gal It's hard for me to submit anyway You don't have that and for some people for some people that also don't submit well But or good at surrender, but they have a desire to reach that as a goal a contract is also can be encouraging to push yourself a little bit To surrender a little bit more often because submission there's no definition in sports in anything submission doesn't mean you did this willingly Submission does not always mean that it's you like it and it's willing sometimes submission means you don't like it But you're doing it anyway because you see the higher calling of the relationship. I had one contract one It was the first draft and apparently the last draft I had a relationship we rewrote up the contract I was very new my interpretation was hey, I'm gonna lay out This is what I want or what I think in this contract my assumption as someone who tries to communicate Maybe not always successfully back then was that well, okay? This is what you want. Here's my counter offer.
This is a negotiation These are the things I like and don't like and we went straight to freak out panic. This is bullshit I don't want blood, you know, like it just blew up right in my face. I'm like wait, what are we supposed to talk? Man, yeah, so that was the first and only draft of a contract.
I did in a relationship when you fail you feel big Hey, man. I own shit. I own shit Well, thank you very much to sexy kidney and good luck in your quest absolutely. Okay.
The next one is from wicked wolf Oh, when who wrote your triggers are not our responsibility I forgot. Does anybody remember this as a male or female? I think it's a female Okay, she writes I and we felt like folks have the right to post whatever we want if those things make it to kmp and someone reads Them and is triggered somehow are we really responsible? I'm aware that people deal with pain.
I've had at least my share up to this point in my life I don't expect expect fit lifers to pad the corners for me if you are really needing help It is not fair that fit lifers the vast majority of whom have never met you be expected to accept accept any responsibility for that How is anyone free to write about their own experiences if they have to wonder are my words going to be trigger material for someone? Amen And triple motherfucking amen. I am so sick of the bully politically correct trigger warning fucking peanut gluten warning on everything it this I was like, thank you. Thank you very much.
We look forward to talking about this on the podcast. This is great I completely agree with this poster and this is my post I'm right. This is this is my show. This is our show together We get to say what we want to say are there consequences to what you say sometimes some people may not want to associate with you And yet you felt it important to put a trigger warning when we talked about that rape post that we did yet It was my option to do that.
So I'm not saying It is not something that you can't do but to say that I am somehow obligated to put a trigger warning on everything that I do Because sometimes like here's some words that I use in my jokes bitch kind of fag tranny retard rate pervert all terms that I use in jokes Now I am totally accepting of the fact that if those things are triggers for you I have a lot of there's a lot of people that I don't hang out with because I don't like who they are as people or I Don't like how they are I don't hang out with a lot of fanatically religious people because I don't agree to that But that doesn't mean I'm gonna try to come in and tell them how they talk in their own house or how they write their own blogs That's true. I do Don't a lot of it I agree with but There are certain things that she's talking about KMP and this at the other end It's on my post and this at the other once you're on the site It is public that is for public consumption and for her to say well This is my feelings and blah blah blah you know there are certain things that especially if you don't give kind of a hint in the title And you say you're talking about a rape fantasy, you know that is something like hey heads up This is something a little more than what what you normally would find or say it's a you know pedophile fantasy or something Which isn't allowed on fat life. Well if it's in the age play groups You're not allowed to write posts on fat life that talk about you having sex with a child That's illegal and you can't do it you can say this is an adult and we fantasize about our age play But you have to refer that is an adult so that it's still and that's now that's a that's a warning right there Yeah, so I don't see that if there's anything wrong I'm not saying people should edit what they write I give I give zero fucks if you if you want to talk about Signing it to some teenagers blah blah blah whatever that's that's your thing if it makes it a KMP it is public consumption And if you don't warn anyone and they read it, you know There should be some things like hey we we say it at the beginning of our show We have a warning at the beginning of our show Okay, that's fine, but KMP isn't something people start out as it starts out as my post But you know what you can go back and edit it if it makes it to something big now There's a good you can but you can't have to I don't think it's right I write a journal entry that is my journal Makes it to KMP and now I should go back and do trigger warning because it's now being seen by a lot of people that might I actually don't agree with that and I actually I read a post this not really related to this about someone who was saying that she runs her Own venue and she has the right To stop certain play if it is going to trigger in a minority group or a group that is already being harassed Like if you went in and started doing all kinds of like Play yeah, I understand that because there's there's certain things that might trigger a handful of people maybe even ten people and there's certain things That you know 95% of the people in the room are gonna be triggered in a bad way because nobody wants to see An actual recreation of a rate they don't want to see a takedown They might want to see some people struggling but to see an actual recreation of a gang rape or to see a role People do that all the time to know to see a roleplay. Let's say of someone doing a Nazi interrogation There are some things that generally speaking and I'm just talking generally speaking are triggered to so many people and as a society We abort that kind of stuff that I can but I can't wait wait Let me finish that I can kind of see how someone might have a problem with it But it's such a tricky area because the minute you start making someone do those kinds of trigger warnings then it becomes subjective I can tell you at any time because I can stand here and say look subjectively I could tell you that 95% of the people who read this are gonna be pissed off and triggered by it And you can turn around and say that's not my opinion.
That's not my experience That's a subjective viewpoint you have so it is a slippery slope to start telling people You know you really need to start putting trigger warnings on here because it it's left after someone else's decision if that subject is Trigory or not. Yeah, I mean there are certain things in as a society. We agree is trigger is going to trigger people Rape is a pretty big one. Yeah, rape is a huge fucking trigger for a lot of people and we make lots of jokes about it Yeah, that's fine, and that's fine, and you don't have to listen to my humor you have the right as a human being we have in America We have constitutional rights to speak what we want to speak and you have the constitutional right to protest or tell me you don't like it That's fine But it doesn't mean that I have to change what when you come into my world You're in this is these are my rights to speak who I want to be if I choose to give trigger warnings and let everyone know that There's peanuts and fucking shellfish, you know Stroom around everything that I do then I can choose to do that and to suck up to every single subgroup and category that might or Might not be trigger because they can't fucking deal with their own shit That's fine.
You can do that, but you can't tell me that I have to do that. That's not that's not saying you should have to I'm suggesting it if you do stuff that's you can tell me to go fuck myself. I don't that's fine It is your your property your words are your property sure that is fine I don't like it when people get sidelines or when they get sideswiped when they didn't see it coming But you chose to read someone's post let me say if you're trying to say in this post if you're trolling K&P If you're on kinky on that life and you have triggers You're gonna have trouble traversing those waters because you know that around any corner could be something And if you're really fragile and let's go now to the personal responsibility. I have my own triggers There are some things that trigger me.
I have lots of abuse in my past I have food addictions drug addictions There are a lot of things that trigger me it is my responsibility to know when I am weaker or when I am stronger And if I'm really triggering and I see something that is something that I don't like what is so hard about saying? No, you can change the goddamn channel anytime. You don't like what's on the station that is your personal that should be your That's this whole post is that's your responsibility first some of us may think for you and some of us may say hey Well, I don't want to trigger this group or that group because I'm sensitive to it myself But you ultimately if you cannot Sensor your own input Then don't read don't watch TV Don't listen to the radio go and get the therapy and the group counseling and the support that you need in the circumstance that you need So that you can get strong enough to where you can start reading things and if something sets up a trigger for you You can say you know what I'm not gonna read anymore this because it's setting off my triggers I mean, I think it's all good in the sense that it's a really great discussion and it's something that it's about everyone's Responsibilities if I write something I feel that it's my responsibility put something on there then more power to I say go for it You know what else we can do on the show have a stuffed pineapple looking at you. It is a boy is looking at us It's a girl.
It's a boy actually has like I don't know it has like the Pat Benatar early 80s here here It's so happy and our case it We're talking about stuff time so we go to these thrift stores we we abyss and I you and there's a there's one No, there's one by your place and they always have weird stuff and it had this weird stuffed pineapple with these googly eyes and I got attached And so that's now Here when I you know one three late cat so so yeah, so look how we segued out of the pineapple to figging I will say I got a great text message from one of our listeners and it cracked me the fuck up And I shared it with mark because it was funny and what did it say hon it says We need music now just yeah really Good luck with your figging. I'm rooting for you. How do we root for the biggie? No because it's it's ginger's a root Yeah, that was a that was a short life there now side real Let's go on to it.
Why was this important for you to do? I mean why is it just an excuse to shove something up the ass of the two women in your life? Over to your your here's what we're gonna do actually mark. Can you tap on the green mic?
All right, so go ahead and strip so here's what we're gonna do turn your microphone I'll do it when I get up you just go ahead and take a little pass is gonna happen Okay, so for the pervert podcast listeners. This is the time We don't have a jingle and it was kind of like a weird jingle figging figging figging figging figging straight up their ass Figging figging figging figging boogie has no class So they're worse fucking jingle ever whatever So this is a time that they're getting this is a close show. I'm supposed to do the play-by-play Okay, go ahead so abyss and mark I've just taken off their fucking pants and panties I just realized this is the first time you've seen my lower house. I didn't know let me see show me no no nachts.
Oh my god We have a close to say This is awesome There are two spanking benches here in front of us and our two lovely ladies here have taken off their pants and underwear and are now bent over With their asses in the air waiting for boogie who's fucking running over there, and I saw boogie earlier carving out these pieces of ginger, right? You guys have both have t-marks abyss do you have your headphones on she has her headphones on is your mic Ow I can talk well into my likes are being moved my user. Oh my god. Look at this view.
I have two asses Okay for those who want to know what figging is Figging is is you take the ginger root the raw whole ginger root and you carve it into a small butt plug and as you know If you eat raw ginger stop whipping me with your hair if you it is very it is kind of a very spicy thing So as you can imagine if you put it up Your over there you will mark now rubbing my junk with her foot if you put it up a poodle hole It will have a reaction this came from like the Victorian era where they used to put it up a horse's But to try to sell an old horse like a horse was old and tired and then they put the ginger in its butt before the buyer showed up And the horse would be like that and so because that's exactly what horses do they go So then some pervert said hey, why don't I put this up humans butt which again is the Victorians because they were fucking pervert They were freaking pervert. So now I have these are two different women with two completely different reactions mark tends to have well We'll just we're just gonna have that so I have two bottoms here And I'm looking at both of their they both have total points to ask for pressing their butt cheeks I do that why he's needing them like their dough they are they're dope The smiles on both of their faces Your flip flops Okay Okay, so now I have here Mmm you won't probably smell it before I put it in your butt that was marks, okay, all right Yes, because marks it looks like a dog penis so I have two regular size ones here. I'm just gonna put that there don't move your back I'm setting these on the small of your back so I can look at them get my And then I made a third one for Kathy which is a sliver It's about a tenth of an inch thick come on Kathy you want to jump up here? I think that third one's just I already have one at my ass right now.
I'm looking you right now You don't want to try no why did you peel these by the way what why did you peel the well? They have a thick skin on it and the skin doesn't have any of the stingy bitterness It holds all the juice and stuff inside so the juice is kind of spicy and corrosive and so not only did you feel them? But then you shaped them quite nice. Yes like butt plugs So they kind of fit and you can hold always remember if you put something in your butt make sure that has a flared bottom So that it will not be sucked into your butt and then you get to go to the ER And we have wonderful discussions with nurses trying to convince them that it accidentally want to be but so you fell on the piece So here's what I'm gonna do.
It's okay. He'll go in after it. Oh, I'll go in I will we've had But plug once get going in there. So I'm starting with Mark.
I'm starting with Mark honey lube. That's a little spittle So here we go so now now then if you're gonna try this on your partner If you're gonna try this on your partner one of the things to do before you go and make a butt plug out of it and actually put it in Someone's butt you can just take a small piece of ginger and then just gently rub it Focus focus focus figgies Wait we already get in trouble for using that word okay, so you're gonna rub it right on the butthole a little bit Her eyes are closed her eyes are closed. Yes. I'm guessing it stings like hell.
Okay. No, she's liking it. Okay. You can say uh-huh Okay, good I'm gonna start pushing and so you're gonna get it a little bit obviously you want to warm up while she's just taking it And she's already reacting Now then do you feel a burn already I'm gonna push a little more and push how do you feel that good huh?
Face the mic if you're gonna moan Okay Already know how she's gonna react Okay, now it is in and Good or I knew it I knew it look now she's masturbating Turn your head the other way that way there good, okay, so now we have marks placed in and she is now rubbing herself Cuz that's kind of how she deals with pain and now Now I'm pushing it Very relaxed I feel great right now all right, so now I'm giving a little more push on abyss How do you feel okay? How do you feel do you feel any other thing? She's massive happy Is it yeah? Yeah, this is being very analytical now then here's the difference Mark tends to be more of a masochist where she'll get past the pain and then it'll become sexual or whatever and abyss tends to be better with the stingy stuff like I put altoids in both their butts and And abyss no it was it one of the after one of the podcasts a while ago and Mark buckled over and was like I'm out and then started giggling and got horny and abyss was just like oh Fresh really did much what's going on right now?
Kind of don't back Just a little bit of thrusting here okay now I'm gonna come out is that door locked by the way. Yeah, okay? I'm gonna pull out hey give it a little bit more a little bit more happy spill loop They're my asses and I can do it but Yeah, all right all right all right All right Okay, and now abyss is in And we're just gonna leave that in abyss okay, how do you feel are you going? Okay Down It's Like She felt just she started to feel nauseous Everything so she's okay.
I go ahead and tap out First time you think no I fit her before you get this reaction. Look at this reaction. How you doing? It was just So now we're gonna do a second not just going to a segment I just went into a segment so we got some more stuff to do I just want to just want to see how abyss does with a piece of ginger stuck up her ass and see if she can be that Perfection does not look happy.
How you doing? Are you hanging in there? Yeah? Do you want to do the segment?
Now on Anytime we can take it out mark mark tapped out. It's okay. I think it's I think the juices are now run down to my pussy by the way Oh, this is like I'm good. I'm good Would you like to continue with this?
Alright, I'm actually like we picked we picked a topic actually sex nerd Sandra picked a topic last week on our show And this is the fetish that we're gonna talk about she's taking it out on my jokes probably won't go very well with abyss Here are the jokes is a coin operated boy your favorite sex toy Not funny, okay do dolls with no clothes make you yank your hose My own laughter, okay does the statue of Liberty make you go giggity. Oh my that was the worst You may be into a Galma to filia welcome back mark you feel okay. Did you just blow on my butthole by the way? Oh Malma to filia Alma to filia is a Galma to filia the Greek Agalma statue filia love is a paraphelia involving sexual attraction to a statue dal mannequin or other similar figurative object The attraction may include a desire for actual sexual contact with the object a fantasy of having sexual contact Encounters with the animate or in animates instance of the preferred object.
I miss a sweating. How are you doing pumpkin? She has a challenge. She does this an interrogation place.
She's ready to quit. She's like I told her we're gonna do a segment She's all okay. I'll do it look at that look at that hatred It is basically the attraction people being attracted to statues and a sexual arousal abyss Do you have a sexual attraction to the statue of a fig shoved in your butt? Please give us a long dissertation on this subject well I could see how if you say go to the Getty where there's lovely forms and the Greek masters and so forth Yes, they're very attractive, but do I really want to fuck them right now?
No, you know there is a a scene in Anne Rice's Sleeping Beauty novels where some of the statues that they have have are anatomically correct Just jump on big cocks and they just push someone's ass or pussy right on to them And I always thought that was kind of hot but it's not like a punishment right yeah You're making me and be in now is there anything sexy about what you feel right now besides for me well, yes, I mean there's a there's a Determination which I get off on right? You are like pretty much let me ask you the tiger. I have a tiger abyss does it make you want to get frisky like a horse Do I want to prance around and me? Mark's just sitting there now on her laptop completely curled up like it Like this was a bad idea little finger just flew at all of us know at you know at you get me pretty much You're the bigger was this my idea was this idea was ready.
Oh god. I have great ideas anyway It was beautiful So as far as the thing to statue in a positive you can see that hey anyone's fetish is a fetish It's obviously doesn't involve other people so obviously unless you're going in fucking other people's statues I'm just be rude like in the mall or something like that which has happened That that it's it's something that isn't a consent issue the thing that's kind of Problematic about it as we watch a bit. Oh, I can see her pussy now. Okay.
You have a great. I thought your eyes go down Whoa Mark and I are both we just got like vulture predator You know it doesn't mark just circling waiting for her abyss the kilo for in pain on her side and markle instantly have her mouth on her pussy It doesn't hurt also that she's wearing hello kitty scrubs So the negatives of this feel obviously are a certain amount You can't really give consent if you're a statue. Thank you a bit Kathy wouldn't take the sliver that I made for but now she's pretty ballsy. I admit Stop it So the things that are The things that are possibly a negative about this filia is your detachment from humans because it's kind of like I want this Male or female statue to be under my total control.
They don't have the ability to hurt me I don't have to interact with them on an emotional level. It's just my version of a male or female that I'm attracted to I Do have to say that from a woman's point of view There's an added attraction that this is the epitome of male strength. It's a little talk. Yes.
Yes Thank you abyss It is kind of a detachment I mean if it's beyond the fetish for people that actually do this and have like dolls that they fall in love with and so forth that it is really For some people it's they can't hurt me they do what I want they wear what I want So it can be a little serial killer ish where you want that total control But I think this is a general fetish where they drill holes in your frontal and give them a lobotomy So they can't really talk or give any feedback You're talking about serial killers and that is I would oh Oh, yeah, oh yeah, he drilled holes in people's trying to make them zombies Yeah, I'm just a way that her mind just keeps working. She's got a fucking piece of ginger over And yet her mind is like And squishing she's processing her sting which by the way the last time we did this It was she did a little jumpy like oh, this is good And then we you know ended up just having lots of sex and but this time is more painful for you We're also not fucking we're not having any kind of a I can I can probably help with that. What are you doing? I'm gonna go and take it out.
You know, it just no no it's fine. Just let's finish this we are And I'm gonna keep talking you know in the DSM 5 it really does say that it's not a bad thing until what does it say that until you? It starts to alter your life until it starts to affect your life in ways that it starts to derail your life Right, that's when a paraphelia becomes I'll get it. I'll get a towel and wrap it And then we'll sell it on eBay.
You're not selling my ginger No Sorry What have you done to that poor woman I think everyone should give abyss and mark even though it's a closed shelf You guys did really good and and hey the weirdest craziest show I think we've ever done Recording if you're in the Los Angeles surrounding areas visit threshold. Don't worry and find out about joining our cake They're kinky family. I'm just gonna say thank you to a bit and mark for what People could have seen that that was incredible is that it? Oh And as you go out into the world and meet the people that don't understand you oh Marcus laying on top of abyss now.
It's very sweet. I can't lean begin well Perverted podcast family. This is the stuff we do we experiment But if you are gonna experiment with these types of things, please take it slow some things are fun and sexy But everyone has a different reaction, please be careful what you decide to put in your ass That's right like I would like to put myself in both of these assets right now They're lying on top of each other. I'm having super-pervy fantasy.
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