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I'm Kathy I'm abyss and I am boogie and we are finally here abyss is now back joining us. Thank you Thank you abyss was out being warrior princess death So where were you I was back east doing a big medieval fighting event It was a lot of fun on covered in bruises that funny enough or not kink related. I know did you do a lot of screaming cuz your voice is Or is that just your normal sexy voice? It's my sexy voice?
No, it's it's always yelling at people So nobody I mean do you just guys go just run out into a film go fuck it all like it just like beat each other Is there like a plan yeah, there's a basic game rules and there is it's a lot of fun It's different weapons dials like a big brave heart speech that gets you all We somebody rides like a giant llama Not quite it's a lot of fun you do have each each group has their own inspirational speaker you could say but yeah And it's full contact. We just fashioned to each other and yeah So at the end like do you like play your dead rules? But like when you like hit somebody obviously you're not using weapons and really removing limbs you beat the crap out of someone It's okay, you're dead. Well, it's an honor based game So the person taking the hits has to basically like call themselves dead so did they ham it up and they go Oh, you have ended me on the side bleed and now I Think you should just take boogie We got flooded out there was I have so many bug whites.
It's not even funny like it was a lot of fun But it was actually kind of hardcore camping we had a range of biblical proportion like this shit flooded That's when the water in the sky. Yeah, I was really confused for a while What's that V? You know what I found I felt some cuz I was in Seattle this weekend and I had all Like who's spinning on me and they're like no the train Okay, that's not consensual buddy. Didn't you like the lumberjack thing?
Yeah, I went to a lumberjack. It was a log show So I went up to visit I went up to visit. She is 12 a bit is 12 Every I can depend on her always any time you say something she will go to duty That is why I love her. I went up to visit some friends And it just so happens at the weekend I picked a go was their big annual log show and Lumberjack fantasies were had and I and I took a cool photo with you did you planted the PP flag at the log show That was a very very rugged weekend between the two of us lumberjack I mean my motel had a jacuzzi tub, but yeah, okay Her field had a swamp My camp was in the middle of a lovely swamp.
I slummed it at the economy. Oh, man. Yeah, no way way way worse life Like is the ladies About genital torture and subspace we share our kinky thrills Dot com is the greatest world's greatest social media site for kinkin every week we talk a little bit about the stuff that Like people are talking about for your piece of mind Please know that every group or blog post we talk about specifically is branded as permission to do so yes They have and up first I was a group a group post somebody who said they're newbie to the site and new to lifestyle And they're having a hard time connecting with people and exploring the things they know they really like and want to get more into He goes on to say I know I know I'm supposed to go to munch's But I find it very intimidating to walk into a huge social group event in which I know absolutely no one so how do you get over your shyness and just you know Go meet people. Oh god.
I'm gonna sound like such an asshole Just yeah, no the first time I read this and my first initial response was literally You know what it sounds like he just doesn't want to step out of his comfort zone And he's being a little whiny bitch about it go to a fucking munch if you want to meet people who are into the same shit As you you have to go meet people I totally agree I just agreed with myself Yes, some of those are drops from last week when you were on the show Look I you know, maybe I didn't just come off of a fighting field where I shot arrows in people's faces all all week long But so I'll try to give the lesser I understand what it's like I know you don't understand this that I I am a terribly shy person Which is of course why I'm this gregarious giant, you know crazy pervert of a person I actually used to be really really shy and not what does it looks? It's just it's just a survival mechanism and I got good at it and then eventually I I learned how to have some confidence and love for my You faked it till you make it I faked it till I make did it and that's kind of what I would tell this guy look I know that the reality is is no one's coming to you you can sit online you can make the best profile on okay stupid and You know fat life and match.com. Oh, you can make the most clever you can send the best emails You can do the best you are not going to have people fall in your lap women or men or whoever you're looking for are not going to fall Through the ceiling which would be amazing and I'm sure it's happened for some It's never happened for me in many years You kind of just have to say I have to do this because it's for you if you care about yourself and you want to get out there dancing over there I don't know why you're right. I just said that I'm like it's rain and men Once again, that is a fictional song of official fictional characters But no you got it You just you have to do it and be okay with the fact that you're gonna suck it doing it the first few times that you're gonna have to Actually learn how to talk to people and try to start conversations And then you're gonna have to read people if they look like get the fuck away from me There's just an awkward thing, but if you don't get started on it, you're going to be alone forever So I have some some practical advice for the newbie who wants to attend their first lunch reach out to the event organizer Let them know you're new and shy and would like to be introduced to people they will take care of it This is what I did for my first month I went and I met up with a person who was organizing the munch and he actually put together a full table of all the first timers So everyone there was just as nervous and inexperienced as I was at well I wasn't an experienced in King but inexperienced in the community and then the predators could like circle the outside And they did but we had like solidarity with each other and no It was it was really helpful and I am still close with a lot of the people I met at that first much because we all sat and experienced it together like survivor a little bit I think that that is the mark of a fabulous much when the hosts know what they're doing that is a fabulous munch.
That's great that one Why do you leave that much is that? We have many like many munch's in Los Angeles There's there are weeks where I had there's a different much every day of the week But there are some that are stronger than others sure and it has a lot to do with who's organizing them and how much effort they put into making people Welcome and table space and table space. Oh my god Yes table space because it's stuck in a corner, especially if you're already shy I know it's gonna be really outside your comfort zone But try and wedge yourself to a point where a you have an escape route and be you're not just stuck in a corner Mm-hmm, because if you if you don't you're just gonna get stuck talking to the old guy eating soup Which you know in all fairness, that's great You mentioned that sometimes hanging out with the old guy eating soup is not bad because at least it's someone And it's someone that can maybe when you go to the party or the dungeon or the event at least you know someone So I'm going low ball here I think I am the old guy fuck off and I have a lollipop in my pocket You want to go for it? You want to find it?
It's pretty good. No, it's true I mean because you're not always gonna hit a home run of social greatness at your first much so whoever you talk to Consider it a success you went you showed up you got in your car got on the bus or ever the fuck you got there And you went and you survived it and you survived it and you need to kind of celebrate the fact okay That was good I faced a fear and I went and did it and if all I did was talk to someone who was not somebody that I wanted to play with but You still had a conversation that is definitely something is over That's a win and just because you didn't have a great time at your first much doesn't mean the next one can't be better Especially when you start to recognize the people that you're going and seeing unless you smell oh take a shower Yeah, there's some social cues and there's also basically the bottom line is get off your ass go get out You can do it man. We believe go go go go go. Not everyone is as it she is I am We just call you a good old approachable abyss that's that's that's you we got the sign wrap it the fuck up Alright moving on to the next topic then this this topic is I think I think we all have strong opinions on this There was a person who posted she posted first in the group and she actually posted a blog also But she did something her her sir her Dom She made a mistake and she went on the on the group post and basically said that four days later He was still not returning her texts and not responding to her Ignoring or neglecting as a form of punishment.
I can see that we are all Yeah, abyss and I know Kathy already feels the same way as I do so Ignoring and neglect as a form of punishment is it okay? There's also another blog by someone who's very popular it was a very popular blog It had a lot of a lot of commentary both for and against by Master James who who thinks that is a valid form of punishment So go all right, so I'll start because this one It is not my guess when we were first talking about this as a potential like my reaction was so just like It was not because this is actually a huge trigger for me like huge fucking trigger And it doesn't even come from the king world it comes from my vanilla relationships where I was in a relationship that my ex was very passive fucking aggressive and I was younger and not as experienced and not as in tune with myself and being you know Okay, with sitting with myself, I would literally and I read what this poor girl wrote and granted somebody I'm like honey, maybe we need to work on our sales, but a lot of it too was very much the you she gets stuck And then she just well, what did I do wrong if I did something wrong about why I hasn't reached out I've called six times and now I feel like I'm crazy and I'm grabbing wrong and they'll just let you sit in it And to me that unless that is consensual like you've already said like this maybe something that comes up. I am sorry But go fuck yourself. I call right on neglect Absolutely because if that's negotiated beforehand like the guy that I said to one time he has two rules for me that I cannot I cannot violate without severe punishment and one day I violated them but we had talked about it beforehand I knew what I was getting into if if someone does not tell me that that can be a consequence of my actions That's just disrespect.
I don't know that I want to be seen with someone like that And I have I have a huge problem with that Boogie I totally it back. Okay. Okay. He's here.
You don't need to hit those buttons I'm I'm right on board as far as the the negative aspects of this This though opens up an entire Another conversation that is the difference between being alone and because now we're gonna get into master James's Concepts of you need to be able to be by yourself at some point in your life regardless of whether you are a submissive Or or dominant. It really doesn't matter. So I have so many things. Do you guys want to go into that?
I want to make a distinction between what you're talking about. I can You know I am a very independent person, but I don't want for me my triggers being ignored I don't want to be ignored and when I'm ignored I spiral fast and I go deep and I get into the the idea of Why does that cause you so much pain? That's what the next topic and dealing with the next thing is gonna be. Why does that make you so insane?
Why do you hate it? Obviously it's a negative aspect of a relationship if it wasn't negotiated and that alone time wasn't discussed and hey You need to chill. I need to chill. Let's take a couple days.
It wasn't done that way It was definitely not with communication. It's not considered ignoring by my standards exactly the reaction that we all had was so visceral About being ignored. I will not be ignored. I that opens up.
I disagree our visceral reaction was not being ignored It was not knowing ahead of time what's happening not having discussed it And so when you don't discuss it and you're ignored that is you may as you're being basically told by the person that you're seeing With that they don't care that you don't care and I you're just a piece of toilet paper on the bottom of my shoe I care about you that little it works other way from from bottom to top as well I'm upset with my top and then I just ignore the cold shoulder like that's not cool either Communication is the key to avoiding all of these triggers. I need space. I need a few days. I need two weeks whatever you need Even acknowledge it even if even if the top head said you fucked up I want you to think about what you fucking did and then stopped right that is to me that is a discipline And you now know we are entering into a form of punishment That's totally cool.
What you just and there has to be some sort of exit plan for that. It's not and you know But even something along those lines, but just not like this girl's on vacation She's out there with her family and now she's she's stuck away from home for what two weeks. It was like two weeks spinning with her family Yeah, and she can't talk to you. Talk about this which is bullshit.
Not cool. That's irresponsible What were you saying that it opens up a whole other well the next thing that we open because and it was just very funny that this I Heard about this. We were gonna talk about this. We read the articles about a week ago And then I'm like okay Well, I have some you know I have some opinions and then Master James's article and whatever and I have my own opinions about the difference between Distraction building a relationship with yourself when you are alone and how people can't handle being alone And that's why being ignored and being isolated fucks with people so badly and then I had an experience this weekend where I had to be Alone and by myself.
So if we're ready to segue into that I would like to talk about that Okay, I'm trying to collect my thoughts here. Thank you for the attention. I totally agree. Thank you I love boogies dropping cock.
Thank you. That actually makes me feel a lot better and ready to talk about because this is actually a very vulnerable thing for me So a lot of times people hate to be alone. They hate to be left alone They hate to be ignored obviously we talked about the negative aspects of that but there are aspects of a relationship where the relationship also becomes negative and co-dependent if you cannot be alone and I think the other article that Master James was getting on was getting into that topic and That is a very real problem not just in the lifestyle But in all relationships that that ability to become so co-dependent that you cannot be left on your own that that external validation from another Is the thing that makes you survive that if I'm left by myself and I know billions of people like this I've been this way myself that if I am left alone for too long I will automatically span and blah blah blah blah blah So the answers to that that I found for myself as I'll speak for myself and then the people that that I've known that have experienced this is Are you using that alone time to build a relationship with yourself or are you just distracting yourself by watching movies masturbating? You know doing what whatever your things are until you can get people around you to validate you again And this weekend was an amazing storm of that for me that I had to walk what I fucking taught because all of a sudden Fee was out of town abyss was out of town Kathy was working mark was off doing their thing the show all the tech stuff I've been working 70 hours a week doing is kind of done.
It's working There's not a lot of jingles all of a sudden I was bam alone just isolated there were no parties going on a threshold There was nothing to do and I was alone in my steamy little frickin studio by myself And I was really alone with no distractions and what was my instant response depression anxiety Manate, you know freaking out about like oh I need to have something to do but that overwhelming feeling of isolation Kind of came over to me. Oh kind came over me and all of a sudden it became like holy shit This is the thing I was gonna talk about and that fucking stupid fucking show we do and I really had to understand This is my opportunity to build my relationship with myself This I know from programming going all the 12 step meetings and different meetings and therapy and all that stuff and I Understand that there really is a difference between distracting yourself when you're alone and actually building a relationship with yourself When you're alone because I don't want to be in a relationship with somebody that can't take care of themselves on their own Because now they're just codependent on me and now I am there to be their life because they don't know how to have a relationship with themselves When they're alone so the things that I had to do this weekend and I felt very vulnerable It was a shitty horrible feeling and I felt vulnerable and alone and confused and you know cuz I'm nuts and So what did I do I'm like well you have to take action on this relationship with yourself I went into the mirror like a chode. It's funny, but it works and I talked to myself I said boogie obviously you're having these feelings you're a little fucked in the head you're feeling isolated It's okay. We're gonna get through this together.
We are a team So even if you feel shitty, it's okay, then I went and I got some positive affirmations on YouTube or some British I was saying oh And I'm saying it along and I know that stuff sounds really really lame and then I went to a meeting I went to an actual meeting and I surrounded myself with people who were saying positive things about their struggles in life All of those things I went to the gym I did things that were about boogie and not just about Distracting until I could get people around me to validate me It was an amazing experience because it felt shitty 90% of the time I went into all my old tapes man and just those things were running I was just I was spinning and I said just go through it with yourself and you know the evidence is there You'll get out on that other side and I did and it wound up being one of the most powerful epiphany weekends with boogie that I've had in In a very long time. Wow amazing So that's that's why I think that this conversation triggered. Yeah that there is something about saying hey You know what maybe you just need to go be by yourself for a little while I'm not gonna be your daddy your dominant or whatever once again have that discussion put parameters on it Say I'm gonna give you a couple days and you're gonna have to sell soothe and and abyss is read a lot of this when we're going through All our poly learning and stuff like that and it talks a lot about self-soothing when you don't have that person around you And that's building relationship Because if you can't be around yourself for a couple days alone and build that relationship with yourself Then it's very likely that what you're doing in the relationship is just clinging to that person in a healthy way to validate you And I can see the distinction you're talking about between the two and I've experienced both of them So I know when I'm actively being ignored and disrespected versus I'm feeling very needy And I'm not hearing from this person anymore and I'm spiraling out of control And I need to stop and say well what the fuck is going on slow down Why are you feeling like this something is wrong if you're feeling this bad just because this person isn't calling you and they're two completely different things But you're right so much I think and come out of this one blog post Yeah, absolutely and just to tack back on that I feel very lucky that the people that I surround myself with are great all of you and a few others that I do play with Thursday and I'm gonna talk a little bit about this in a bit But Thursday I had a hard day I had a couple hard days and Thursday it all came to a head and on Friday I sent bogeyman and I said I told him how I was feeling and I was feeling really alone like really and it's nobody's job to Not ignore me or ignore me whatever but I was feeling alone and all you responded was it's okay to feel how you're feeling You validated that I was allowed to have feelings and that was enough to get me through the weekend where I was able to process all of this and get through it But it was I think that the difference here is when when you've seated a dominant or even even this and this is whoever when a one of the partners Is just not responsive they're mad the last thing is sent to you with something said in anger and then you don't hear from them for four days That's just not okay And going going back to what master James said said there the big difference also is Like he talks about attention hoars and stuff like that people who are actively draining people and acting out in order just to get attention and drawing the Lines where it's no this is a boundary because I had to do that with people that I know I had to draw the line because it was literally Everything was very one-sided it become a very Toxic relationship so I can understand that but I can also understand why it triggers You know where you have to and like with this young lady with the first one we talked about she She needs to sit with herself and kind of decide her boundaries on a lot of this and you know And some of like and the way she had worded a lot of it. It was very it sounded to me like this guy was just not really There for her yeah, she was also very much she was new and it was which is more of a reason why four days of complete silence from her Dom is not except I mean you could just be a dick.
Yeah, I mean that's what I think In total asshole doesn't fuck about her That's the case she probably deserves better because very few people deserve to be with dicks and she can also hopefully take this time and do what Boogie did and sit and reflect and go okay What can I do that's not involved with this person or the attention whore or whatever take the time to actually sit with those feelings And process them and it hurts like hell and you will rage and you'll rip your hair out and you'll just feel like shit But if you can get through it to the other side you're generally at least a step up. Yep, absolutely. I agree. I get it Alright, let's get to some new jingle for phy hang on Wait wait I do love the penis Thank you, buddy, you're welcome.
P all right up first be on feet. Let's go with this one first the This has happened to me a lot They're holding hands like oh, no, what's happening? Somebody I'm trying to be in a relationship with things don't work out usually their choice And then a month a year 18 years later. They come sniffing around again like there It was their decision to leave in the first place.
I didn't want to end it I was only to keep trying and then all of a sudden they come back and they're like oh, hey This this happened to me last week and X I haven't seen him since I was 19 years old He broke up with me over the phone on Valentine's Day while I was walking down Santa Monica There's a promenade with my mother looking for a Valentine's gift for him. He said yeah, I just don't think this is gonna work out We've been together like nine months 19 who'd have thought that let him mature? Man that was it hadn't heard from him seen anything about him in years and years and years and last year he found my profile Okay, Cupid and then he found me on Facebook and then every once in a while I just get this email from him like hey Do you want to hang out sometime where hey do you happen to be home and you to ride somewhere and I'm like what the fuck? No, what was there ever any acknowledgement that he had done something wrong?
Did you ever apologize? Hey my bad that all those years ago? I was told do you give me a ride no wow? Winner if you can get it but he's not the only one there was another guy there was another guy who strung me along He did one of those things where he was only available after 10 o'clock on the week days And every time we had a day for the weekend something would come up and we you know we never had a date in daylight hours that kind of thing Yeah, you know the Empire he was like and he was married.
That's probably the case But now I think but he was using he was using me like a booty call and that was not what I signed up for because there have been Relationships where I was like yeah, that's all this is this is cool up front Consensually booty called it. That's fine. This was not one of those situations So when I called him out on it and I said hey, you know Joe Actually was Joe I said hey Joe I feel like you're streaming along I feel like you keep breaking dates when we have plans on the weekends and then this not cool with me and he said you know See not my real name. I feel like you're the type of girl I'll eventually want to marry and I'm just not ready for that yet So I thought I could just string you along until I was ready And here later a year later he reaches out to me hey, fee.
What's up? How have you been? What are you ready to get married now? Because you're smooth like that so and I saw this in somebody else's blog post yesterday wondering why all of our friends keep getting back with their Exes, you know what you guys when you're breaking up with someone there's a point where you have to say severe tire damage Do not back up like you've crossed this threshold.
We're done this. There's no going back to this Sometimes there's a reason down the line something happened whatever But for the most part if someone treats you poorly and breaks your heart yet, but just don't hang on a second here Or wait a minute how many of us have gone back and apologized and said I was immature I fucked up I wasn't able to handle it we do change and I mean I understand it's a general Later I mean for me at least I bounced back like I had a 11 year span between two guys And we had it was one of those things where it's like I went back where cuz there was still a lot of love there But unfortunately the key problems were still problems But I also had other relationships like I was looking it over and I'm like I agree with some of that But if it's a good breakup that was just one of those like well just under bad circumstances whatever, you know that door's not necessarily closed Imaturity or we talking about like an actual offense because that's another thing Imaturity and ignorance is immaturity and ignorance and people at 19 2024 once they become 30 30, you know 40 whatever I've reached I reached out my true story I was married when I used to be a Christian preacher long long ago and I got married it I married her three months after I met her why cuz I wanted to fuck and at the time, you know I believe that you weren't allowed to do that Yeah, so anyway that part of my life was a waste But I got married I had no she was she had problems with depression and whatever just like I later developed ten times worse than she had But I was totally in unprepared to handle it I had no skills to handle that level of depression or whatever the thing she was so I didn't respond well Of course, you know when we're talking at Christian level, you know, it's heckin hell versus fuck you you fucking cunt So but it was still I didn't support her I didn't whatever and you know that relationship ended after like 18 months Yeah But being immature like that that only take you so far because if after four or five years you come back and you don't even apologize You don't even acknowledge that you did anything what you're doing is just you're continuing your Your argument You guys were here that day that I got the email from my ex that I hadn't heard from since last Christmas and he did not apologize for the Bullshit he put me through all he was like oh, I miss my friend when can we talk again? No, no, that's why you say never I'm gonna set you on fucking fire I never I mean some of your access are sounding very much like douche fire yeah, do fire in brimstone You're not a pick up. Don't you see that's when you call abyss and ask her to put a hit out on seriously?
There's a big difference between the douche bags that you're like no fucking shoe shoe shoe And then there's ones where it's like yeah, just maybe just I have one is not really an ex But I have one that person that I used to do more stuff with that I don't do stuff with We're still really good friends that but he never hurt me He never he never intentionally or non-intentionally did stupid shit I can also say on the flip side of that of someone who has hurt an ex You know it's one of those things where you have to go back and take your side of it too Yeah, so it's like it's like it sounds like it sounds like most of this for me What I'm getting from it is own your fucking shit and if there's douche's yeah, it's the door Yeah, if someone's coming back and you know, they're just bad news just don't sit on fire unless the sex was really fucking hot And you can do it's our way Excesses fucking hot sometimes even with the dysfunctional ones. It's like you know, it's a gamble you're you get turned on and you're like yeah And then you remember how I can be I completely agree All right, I'm next I just want to read off this so last week if you haven't heard episode three This isn't gonna make sense to you go back and listen to episode three and then come back and finish this episode But we read the beginning of one of my fantasies that I didn't get a chance to finish because I came in fell asleep So then Kathy and boogie somehow channeled channeled Incredibly fish fish you've got to go back in here. It was fucking hilarious But we asked people to submit their own endings to my story and we have a winner so Not involved we will send you a can of sardines So I want to I want to thank I want to thank slave even are we gonna read I'm gonna read yeah Let's do the meeting yeah, okay, we need it all right. I never know what to expect I just know that when they say in there my brain shuts down and I go on autopilot and I go in there It's one of the larger rooms, but all the furniture has been pushed back against the walls There's a tarp on the floor and a circle of empty chairs lined up around it Okay, switches tenses, but fieneals on the tarp arms tied securely behind her She tries to control her breathing as more than 20 very large very naked Klingons file into the room Each one carrying various pain causing implements.
She closes her eyes in anticipation as kang himself steps forward pain stick Humming and sparking And starts cursing when she hears the sound of the tardous materializing around her God damn it doctor. I told you to pick me up tomorrow The end Thank you, you are the winner tonight. I will masturbate thinking about your story. That's the prize We promise our listeners a prize no no, that's pretty good fucking price Let's just back up here.
I didn't know that was is there gonna be okay now here would be a prize because we're gonna Just go I'm I'll be perfect What if you masturbated and then you got like a wet wipe or a hanky and then you wiped your pussy with it and we sent it No, no, I don't think no This thing's that's a great idea One final note last week as I mentioned earlier in the podcast I did have a bit of a drop and I went on that life and I asked people to say nice things to me and a lot of people did And I just want to say thank you. I really appreciate it You guys got me through a pretty rough night and I really appreciate it So when you are dropping don't be afraid to reach out to your friends and ask for help Just do it you'll feel better for it and if you don't have friends go to a munch and make some that's such great advice That is great advice. We can't help that other podcast such so we just keep rocking like we don't give a fuck But for it podcast my fucking jam right there. Yeah, I am so what are we working into now?
Oh? Oh, we were gonna start with the peepee flag I will get I will get right it'll sound something like this Okay, so here's the concept and we're starting to have this and people are like well What can I do for the podcast and whatever and obviously promotion promotion promotion and one of the things that we do that's really fun Is now that we figured out how to get you know little pictures on our website through Ermiger and and imager and whatever and get people to yell And violently scream at us over this Here's how you plant the peepee flag obviously peepee stands for Thank you. Thank you very much get a sign Thank you, Frank and Kathy rehearsal rehearsal So get a sign make a sign write perverted podcast on it any type of sign something that's clear enough Kathy's just now losing it She is now just urinating So losing it make a sign and now it's your chance to be creative you can go outside of a church You can go to a logging event. We made one you can be naked right pervert your body what where where nudity is allowed No, we have a separate yeah, don't don't get arrested Don't get your ass kicked or arrested But if you you know if you have fun doing it be creative You know and then send us at perverted podcast at gmail.com what idea well, I was thinking woolly guys with like the big chest hair I'm going to shave it into there.
Oh my gosh. There's the guys. Uh, you do that. I'll write lumberjack kind of see it about you Yeah, please please burly bears out there what a lumberjack fantasy is if a man is covered in hair like It's a lumberjackie.
It's a lumberjackie This is making me straight I still have lumberjack I still have lumberjacks on the brain I don't know your face a little bit In the taste in the back of your throat. I wish you took it all. That's good. So anyway, um, this is something we're doing And we're gonna start having prizes at the end of the month and we'll have like some little voting thing that's like real prizes We have sex toys and we have butt plugs and little vibrators I have something to use which makes them less valuable in my opinion But that would be a whole nother thing you guys use you sex no, no just no when you win a prize you can tell us if you want to see you Are you are you doing it?
You guys don't want my use shit. You don't it's not happening. Oh, god damn it Well, they sure look fuck don't want mine I think you've got a fair bit of fans out there that maybe would want that one that want my that one my used underwear I just jerk off into a fucking Kleenex and sign it Has a wall pin to her wall She invites all her friends to come over and sniff them. It's kind of cute.
Tell me that's not true of this Like I'm sorry anyway, win a prize. I think this one we're gonna definitely do like a little vibrating a little vibrator You have we have lots of sex toys that we're gonna give away So we'll put a picture of that on the on the website pervertedpodcast.com send yours into pervertedpodcast at gmail.com and then bam I'm just saying burly burly dude shave it into Chester. I vote for it. Me too You know write it write it on your inner thigh Okay, if you're willing to check this out, write it on your inner thigh perverted podcast right by your panties And then like go into church or something and then like snap a selfie of your thigh I'm real big on you know x preacher.
What are you gonna do? I'm gonna go into a church and do it right on the altar Just Podcast but the p and the d have to be on other side of your butt cheeks so you spread your butt cheeks and it's podcast Okay, no, I won't go that far, but I will go to a church. I promise don't get arrested or you're asked it Yeah, maybe we'll just make fun of you. No, this is fun.
Don't get arrested. Don't get arrested. And if you do we'll make fun of you Okay, that's it. What are we doing now?
We can do perverted Do we have anything with people loving us? I mean I have people love us people love us which we love you for loving us I do we I did get a message from st Who says I finally took the time to listen to the podcast Thank you for finally taking the time to listen to the podcast very funny light and serious at times Love how you all take turns playing the straight man person in relation to comedy since boogie plays the role so rarely Busy Free We're still on this you are correct He says goes on to say maybe some podcast fan gear is in order for the shows and t-shirts to support the podcast would be something I'd enjoy supporting and like like me many others would do so We're totally poor Poor There is no level of forness no that stuff cost money obviously we would love to have merchandise for you guys to support us In the meantime, we're gonna try to set up accounts for go fund me which are in a car actually there's come fund me now There is not there is come fund me so we can actually because we got kicked off a go We signed up and they're like And obviously talking about sex is evil so um so we're trying to find ways that people can support us because we are poor Um and that's kind of some integrity we have to be creative, but I will say what are we all wearing right now? Um in headphones industry motherfucking standard headphones. They're so nifty in we got the I can hear I know Which is important except for boogie except for me.
Yeah, and we had to sell you know abyss for sex and she did a great job She took it right up the pewter and that's great and uh so we are getting stuff, but yeah, they'll be message me that that account is closed So we got our headphones we're done So uh, yeah, so we'll have mirk when we have mirk so right now It'll just be like little things like funny things that we make we'll make you a jingle or do your answering machine message for you We'll put pictures for you, you know, whatever, but uh so there that's it We did get yelled at on imager because it's like they're the only ones that have uh, you know That you can embed it in your site their little player because I can't build that on the tornado for free So So obviously the turd nato which is the perverted podcast website. It is named it is named turd nato It's hilarious. Perverted podcast you will notice the second you get there that it looks like a turd nato and but it was free to build It was cutting edge for 1997. It's 1997 that was When when book you learned how to do a website So anyway imager lets us embed on whatever and so I'm like okay, and I uploaded pictures on there and like all these fucking people I guess they have like people that police yeah, it's self policing and all these people are all you fucking out because we put perverted podcasts in the corner Though you fucking assholes fuck you spam and cock fucking twat fucker fuck you fuckers It was shorter than that, but they just was the same I was called like all sorts of wonderful names And I'm like wow you guys are really serious about your fucking pictures man.
I don't understand is there? I guess there's I emailed them and said it and they responded they responded not with a non-response that they're going to respond And I'm like is this bad we just put our thing they responded responded responded. Oh, they're like You're good. You're fine.
Yeah, I mean we're not everyone on imager hates you. Yeah, so I just said okay. Well very vocal community is what they said Oh, okay. I'm like, okay.
Well, that's great. Then I guess we'll stay on imager. I mean it's a cool site I've used over years and you get lost in all the fun pictures just a pimp imager. Thank you guys so much for all the services Yeah, don't kick us off.
We love you. But we can't put naked people so we have to just go Like I don't have any I don't have naked pictures on imager anywhere So eventually we will have another site that will let us put the dirty stuff and the videos and whatever But for now, this is working great. So go to the turn 8-o-perverted podcast.com there now we pitched ourselves a whole whole bunch We have just all horde wait a minute. Kathy, please whore in here.
Yeah whore. Come on. What do you mean? I mean a state of horness at all times Basically Kathy's horin.
That's a drop right there. That's a what? I dropped right there She's poor at all times. I'm gonna say the point of the set of times.
We're gonna keep that air. Oh my god You know what we're at the end of our show. We are. I have no idea.
I have no idea. We're good. We're good. We're probably at like six hours or something But you know what our listeners can handle it because you can skip around and we're not hurt.
We're not hurt by that You guys want to do death of vanilla sex? Are you guys ready with energy and enthusiasm? It's not necessarily funny song, but it's a really cool song. It's called death of vanilla sex It just got placed in a movie SM Sally, which is right now.
It's no it's an actual independent movie It's uh, it's being in all the gay lesbian film festivals right now around the country and and they like the song So we're gonna try to destroy it for you right now Everybody's got a kink you might have two or three. I think I enjoy it when you scream. There is no need to be the screets I do it. Well, you can't play with the giant doll.
So what's the fun in that? Why start with just one flavor when there's more that you can get and if you want to be a boring and you cannot be my pet Because I say death to vanilla sex Sorry, that was my evil laugh Here we go I can pierce this needle through your flesh you get so high and sing ah Dancing with my fluggers. I create my sweetest symphony on you Not on me Look at that more. You can't play with the giant doll.
So what's the fun in that? Why start with just one flavor when there's more that you can get and if you want to be a boring man You cannot be my pet because I say death to vanilla I was a boy. I had a dream. I climbed a mountain of toys From above I heard a voice singing look around Girls so filled with Wanderers things never deny your right to try them It will set you free Because only your fooling knows the treasures that life sets right after me motherfucker You're so violent.
I'm a whore. I can what I pour what I pour hot wax on your breasts you purr like a naughty kitten Ah Sex with a selection builds a much deeper connection So true. That's so dirty Let's do it Well, you can't play with the giant doll So what's the fun in that? Why start with just one flavor when there's more that you can get And if you want to be a boring man You cannot be my pet because I say death to vanilla death to vanilla death to vanilla sex Death to vanilla sex death to vanilla sex That is our show.
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