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Recording live from the Threshold Society, Clubhouse in North Hollywood, California, in front of Mark. Mark? I'm not Mark. I'm Kappy.
I'm Abyss. And I am Count Boogie. And this is exciting show, number 41. And I know because it says it right there on the board in Abyss's lovely handwriting.
Hey, hey, Bane. Fuck you. Why are you calling her that? He's trying to use a...
She looks like... I don't look like Bane. It's me. He's from Batman.
It's a... Oh, the guy's a mask. She's got a surgical mask on. I'm trying to be nice to ever actually be nice to you.
You should be making fun of her. Bane, why are you wearing a surgical mask during the show? I mean, it's sexy. I am sick.
I have a cold burp in. That is so good. This is gonna be awesome. This is gonna be awesome.
This is gonna suck. Am I poor pathetic little like... I like the little cough though. No, this is sick.
And I'll be taking care of it tomorrow. Making her little soups. I was like taking care of it tomorrow. I'll take care of it tomorrow.
Boogie takes care of people. Yeah, actually. I do. He does.
Mark makes a mean mozzarella. Oh, yeah, it's so nay. Mark, who is now, of course, tonight, our moderator in the perverted podcast chat room at tinychat.com slash perverted podcast. We have...
How many do we have five? We have five people other than Mark and Kathy in the chat room. And they're just kind of going at it live. What?
I have the sense of humor of a 12-year-old. You said we're going at it. Yes, in the chat room. You are virtually fucking each other.
Well, no, it's very exciting. Well, I can't get... I've just been logged out, so I'm not happy. Just kick me out.
You're not tinychat. You're not tinychat. You're not tinychat. You know who's also not happy?
The mom, the boogie piss. I would like to hear about that. You guys know, this is a Mark and I story. This was actually awesome.
You guys may not appreciate the humor, but all the moms out there will appreciate the humor. I doubt it. So Mark and I are in a store like Target or whatever. I don't know.
We're in the store called Target. It's like a big giant store. It's all sorts of crap. And so of course, Mark is kind of tiny.
So she's like, she wants to get in the basket. And then I push her around. That's like her jam. 21-years-old.
She's got a ride in the basket. And of course, I'm like, sure, that sounds awesome. So she crawls in the basket and she's sitting in the basket. She's like, and I'm pushing her around and we're joking, right?
And there was one creeper guy that looks down at her and he's like, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Like trying to be like, oh, that's cool, but he was doing it in like a creepy way. Like layering in. So I'm like, ah, stay away from stranger in danger.
So we're having a fun time getting all the supplies for threshold and stuff. What supplies? What supplies? I've seen supplies.
What paper towels and plates and cups and all the crap that I have to get every week for threshold. That's so sexy. So we're coming down this one big aisle. And coming down the other way is a mom pushing her little, like, three, five-year-old, whatever, boy in the cart.
And we're heading down towards each other. And you can see the look on the mom's face that obviously maybe this child during the day has been maybe kind of shitty to her. Maybe there has been some sort of drama in the kid's life where everything is about him and he doesn't care. So he's an average three-year-old.
Mother is ready to have a midlife crisis. And the kid's like, I don't care. I hate you. So the kid's like triumphantly like, fuck you.
I'm in the shopping cart. And here I come pushing up 21-year-old Mark in the shopping cart. And so the lady sees Mark in the shopping cart. And the kid looks like all insulted, like, hey, this is my little kid.
And the mom looks up at me and I just look at her and I go, they never grow out of it. And instead of a laugh, this is where I knew she probably didn't have a good day with her child. She literally looked at me with hatred in her eyes and flipped her shopping cart down an aisle. And he's like, ah!
Wow. Wow. I actually, you know what? I think that would have been funny.
If I were the mom, obviously she might have been having a shitty day, but that would have been funny to me. I think it's funny. Oh my god. They never grow out of it.
I mean, I can't say anything. And you just saw the look on her face like, he'll grow out of it. You know what? I think that's funny because you have literally jumped into a cart and I pushed you around a store.
Really? Yes. I do not remember that, but I would not doubt that. It was early in our relationship.
We've matured. I just don't know. I just don't know. I just don't know.
That was funny. That was funny. That was nice. That was nice.
That was nice. That was nice. That was nice. Paige has a question for a bit.
Oh no. She wants to know because you're a nurse and around the walking dead all the time, how frequently do you get sick? Not often actually. I don't often see you walking around with a mask.
No, I'm being polite to everyone else, but no, I don't normally get sick. But I, you know, that was funny. The inspector. Let's, you know, shit.
Maybe you shouldn't breathe then. Well, let's talk about a fundraiser that we have recently at Th DSC. Oh my god. The NCSF.
We did. We talked about, okay. This isn't necessarily directly towards perverted podcast listeners, but a few episodes ago, we did a contest where like Abyss shot multiple people with nerve. And if she shot enough people on the tips of the junk, we would donate some money to NCSF.
And then Kathy. And of course, Abyss being the fucking Annie Oakley of NERF guns, raised 25 bucks. And then she matched it with 25 blah, blah, blah. So Kathy talked about the National Coalition for Sexual Freedom and that it's this incredible organization and whatever and We had realized on the show that now Kathy and I are on the board at threshold and we had realized Hey, are you dying?
So NCSF we had talked about it And then we realized that for we used to do a yearly fundraiser for NCSF every year at threshold and that we had stopped doing that a couple Years ago We don't know why and so Kathy and I after the show or like why aren't we doing this and the schedule on the calendar had an open Friday and so we went to the rest of the board and said hey Let's you know let's do this and so we did an NCS fundraiser And I don't know I guess they helped promote it a little bit or something because a lot of new people showed up Oh my god There was an amazing amount of just people that had never been to a dungeon before I say about half of them had not just never been a Threshold but never been to a kinky event so that's amazing. That is wonderful. So it was you scratch my back I scratch over it was yeah It was absolutely great and at the end of the night after all the food and security and everything We're still able to kind of check the NCSF for over 500 bucks Fabulous so that was a thank you very much for the podcast listeners you helped a great organization just by being talked about So so I just say what? Or possibly perplexed for your peace of mind Please know that the author of every post we talked about has specifically granted us permission to do so Kathy Yes, why did you just look but hurt because tiny check keeps logging me out?
And so I can't see whatever Marcus telling me maybe you should stay in the chat room part And maybe because it logged me out. I can't get in oh my god It says logged out you have been logged out You're a bitch when I'm taking it. You're not getting in it. I totally forgot one of the people me hands.
What? Oh, I can't totally primal grappled. Oh, that was awesome rapidly. I think we should talk about this is our podcast We can make our fucking rules You can't go first You can get some from you So is a lot of fun Boogie and mark had done a very nice and very it looked very intimate Rope scene and they were kind enough to put me on the sign in if I wanted because I had done a fabulous blood placing And they wanted if I wanted to be included they by me and so I came in and it started with mark And I'd like kind of cuddling and it was nice and then mark tried to get me to kitty And then she landed my steel shit when I go kitty like all my rope Yep, and then she got all sassy and like climbed up my back It was gonna get bad And then it turned and then I body slammed her a couple times and then she got all fierce and like I had to take off my boots And then but he had to basically play referee and make sure that we didn't have any like internal Treble that we were it was the red room and the red room was like three feet by 32 inches Small room and there's a giant bed and a horse and you know the spanking horse and all sorts of benches And I'm just like sitting there literally hovering around these two on this mat That's like three by five and they're just like literally like we're gonna kill each other like there may have been some I feel like I feel like it was a good stress reliever mark.
Do you agree? Yep? She gives me a thumbs up. She only got body slammed a couple times I got wounded more than them trying to get in between them and letting the tables and then yeah He did kick in the nuts.
Wait did this happen? This was So that was very good now Yeah So our first to post is from kitty cleats I can't even talk right now. I can't hate a body that loves me this much Sounds like it's like an Elvis song My mom loves me I used to hate my body, but something happened that started turning my perceptions around I became sexually active I learned how sensitive my body is I learned that it makes me feel incredible being touched teased caressed groped slapped pinched and beaten makes My body give me wonderful pleasurable sensation. How could I hate something that makes me feel that good?
Surely a body that gives me this much love deserves some in return for me. Oh Isn't it great? I remember reading this and thinking to myself as cliched as it fucking sounds I really need to start loving my body back some more because the the absolute dichotomy that I Glimpse in this post of really how much I hate my body because I do versus how much pleasure gives me just blew my mind I really don't like my body. I don't like the way it feels.
I don't like the way it looks I hate the way clothes drapes on it It's embarrassing everywhere I go. I have to make sure that I can fit wherever I'm gonna be I don't like my body I hate it and yet in the last few years it has been the channel through which I have experienced so much and so even though My body really hasn't given me the pleasure. I've been seeking it myself. I find it hard to really Logically understand why I could hate something so much that gives me this much happiness.
It's like this is the vehicle This is it kids. This is the body you got. I mean I For some reason did I read this post is this an old post that we thought we were gonna do and we didn't do this one has been sitting on The list for a while. Okay, okay, so Because because a business and I were talking about we already done this.
I mean it's a great topic We can talk about this a hundred times So it was very familiar, but I at first you're kind of like it's like oh, you know Okay, yay body image obviously on the podcast we're gonna be talking about this on a regular basis for the rest of the podcast It's body image is a huge issue with so many people especially in kink We're gonna make it most of the time Yeah, and especially you know for people that do go public and earn a dungeon or whatever body image is a huge thing And it's wonderful to see people get over that in the dungeon But the reality is as we still have that hatred for our bodies at least some of us do and I relate a lot to Kathy on that As always being someone that's always just despised my body despising my penis and despising a lot of things that just don't you know Do what I want them to do but for some reason even though I'd seen this this post for a long time I finally thought about what the poster had said and and said hey This is really a point of view issue. This is really what the poster is giving us is an opportunity for a different point of view You can despise your body for all the things it doesn't do But why not nobody cares nobody gives a shit we can hate ourselves We can hate our bodies we can tell the world how disgusting our bodies are and how you know We don't like this or that about our bodies and nobody really gives a shit because they all have their own bodies and bullshit The other option is what if I just appreciate the stuff I've been able to do in my life because I have a body Not just the body that I want but I have a body and there's a lot of people that are missing limbs and their limbs Don't work or their whole bodies don't work or they have different things that are degenerative and they can't perform I have been able to do amazing things with this body as much as I despise this body I can still walk with this body. I can still climb a fence awkwardly with this body I can still roller skate. I can still fuck with the help of Iagra.
I want to buy a sponsorship by the way So I kind of all of a sudden was like I really today really I really thought this is an opportunity for a point of view I can bitch about my body or you know I can you know I've lost 22 pounds in the last two three months Because I've been you know trying to be more sane with my whatever But even still that hatred is always gonna be there But what if I just appreciate the fact that look at all this amazing stuff this whole life in almost 48 years That I've been able to see this world and do things with this body and that kind of it really does bring it home That I don't have to like my body I don't have to be proud of you know the extra weight or you know The the problems with my dick getting harder all that shit that I have to deal with but I can't appreciate Just the amazing things to be able to walk down to the beach and be able to fucking kick some water That's kind of cool. Am I getting too hippie here? No, I mean you're getting into a deeper understanding of this Yeah, it's gratitude right? I'm grateful that I at least have use of my legs.
Yeah, I'm grateful that My body at least for all of its faults allows me to live a life that that I yeah I just like the fact I have orgasms. That's a big one. That's a big one. I don't know where my little clappy button is Orgasps or something people should share about it when I'll analog there I mean you definitely like I get where you guys are coming from and it's I read this post and it was very much Congratulations for her you know finding finding peace in her skin and being happy there and I I I can empathize and I definitely feel that It's something that we all at all humans have felt awkward or or ashamed or You know parts of their bodies that embarrass them or whatever It's pretty fucking normal, but to have the ability to find joy in there and especially through sex.
I mean people have so much shame associated with sex I Just have to say you're doing it wrong I'm not gonna disagree with you sex is a wonderful thing orgasms are lovely and A lack of a no erection has been brought to you by a guy Agra So that was a great post excellent. Thank you kitty-clut so shall we go on We see your body all the time I kind of want to put my finger scratching on it What are all the scars those scars gave you scars the hundreds of scars that are my so you know that used to be a drunk cutter Yeah, hundreds hundreds of deep scars all over my body I have seen him making And I don't know Next topic is by Morbus gravis is just some so great even serious more The Star Wars robot general guy isn't another Pronouns gravis, what do I know g r a b i s I guess I'm not Let's just talk about his post which is called never forget the fun He says two months ago I left that life and it pretty much left the scene hadn't played for months had barely attended events totally disillusioned King can become a chore a lot of talk about the community But little evidence of community actually existing fuck this I thought and left life was too short for this shit So what's led me tentatively back in a word fun above all kink is meant to be fun King is meant to be enjoyable when that's he says to be the case then you may as well pack up and go I don't think there is anybody who has spent any length of time in the community who has not had to watch be a part of or endure Drama hatred clicks judgments shit that fucks up the whole all the fun that you're supposed to be having I get it We're people and that's what we're gonna do. It's like that in every I used to be in churches and other groups and so forth drama And people crap is in every group and especially on a fat life because we all know it's Behind your computer and and and fucking talk about people and say hurtful things that you would never say public But also that stuff happens in public I've gone through two of them here at threshold and it was just due to differing personalities people having hard time dealing with each other and not having The skill set to deal with it maturely so it happens. I myself left the scene for two years for this very reason Yeah, so I understand and I remember at the at the time thinking this blows.
I've been gone for two years I haven't seen any of my friends I haven't done anything kinky and all for what for nothing that I got into this to have a good time So when I read this post I thought well, I can totally relate to that Yeah, I mean I can step up I have definitely Had deep thoughts of walking away from the community and from kink Well, it just ain't don't go, you know what seriously No, it's uh, it can be hard though We've all been there where we're like it gets to the point where your passion becomes a cross-air and You get so wrapped up in all the little shit And you feel obligated to do stuff because you've been friends with this person or whatever and and oh you better play with this person And you know and sometimes you just don't fucking feel it and it literally takes I will say boogie Because there was a time where I really backed off and I'm starting to come back a little more Also life gets busy And people get overwhelmed But I think it's it's remembering that sometimes this is also just a phase and Working through and getting your mojo back is also important and I think that's what the poster did he got his mojo back It's your mojo is nowhere There I have the things that This you know, there's there's things I can sympathize there's things I can empathize and then there's there's things were Talking about the phases that you go through and yeah There's a time where you're gonna be kinkier and you're not gonna be as kinky or you're not gonna be as committed to growing in your Kink and maybe you're just gonna kind of lay back and of course in the kink we go through that all the time That's a very normal thing like oh, I'm into spanking and needles and whatever and then you just get sick of it You know and then so you kind of gravitate towards some other types of play whatever So that's really normal but when it talks about this actual leaving kink because of the drama with people I mean that for me that comes down to something I've experienced a lot being in churches and when I used to do the preacher thing and and and other groups and recovery and all those things and that is Not realizing how big your world really is the number one thing that I have seen crash in in this community in our local little San Fernando Valley Los Angeles community is the fact that so many people literally forget that we live in a city with seven million people and their whole world becomes this little crappy 500 person thousand person It's a small-town mentality in a huge city and the time when clicks get together and you get people say oh this and that about God, there's just a million things that people start their drama over Everyone gets obsessed because they don't realize they're living in a bigger place and maybe if you live in a small town Well, then obviously you live in a small town everyone's up your ass You really have to deal with every drama that happens in that city because everyone knows everyone's business But in a bigger city, it's just funny to me that I'm like people are like so obsessed No, it has to be this way and this person is doing something wrong and it's affecting this person and you're like dude I can walk across the street to the gas station and make a new friend right now. I can ask the person at the counter How's your day? What's going you know? There's just there's people everywhere you don't have to be so Small-minded that your world's gonna crash if two people hate each other in front of you Well, and also I will say with this community at least we are narcissists So we assume all of our drama is gonna affect everybody else right and it's not so I literally had to tell a friend of mine Because she was asking like hey, what about has anything happened at the dungeon?
You know this drama went down Is there any backlash and I'm like no one cares no one knows no one really cares I don't say to fucking spank asses and whatever and she's like are you sure I'm like yeah, huh like The dungeon will be there in the morning three years threshold has been around they've dealt with all sorts of drama And it's just it's just petty and you just let petty people be petty and that comes my personal responsibility is to not jump in the Petty one of the things that at threshold in leadership we pound each other because people Check out Bain Bain sick as a dog still a 12 year old pervert. So we we Re-assert constantly to each other that when people start bitching online, please don't get involved Don't jump into the drama when people start typing so and so said this and so and so did this and I hate this and because I've seen and Kathy has seen when the leadership has jumped on board to that gossip And it just turns into junior high school and if people and coming back to the original poster When the fun leaves then you leave because who the fuck wants to be here if you're not having fun? I came here to have fun I came here to get away from the normal responsibilities of day-to-day life and taxes and and schools and and all that stuff This is where we come to kind of let go and enjoy our exploration And when that fun leaves because you're getting the same petty shit that you can get at your day job Then why would you stay here? The key is to not get involved in other people shit If you can absolutely avoid it which you can just by saying that's your bullshit if someone's not being raped Then I don't really give a shit If there's not a crime being committed or a real assault that somebody has some sort of evidence for I can't do anything about it Here's say I just don't follow the hearsay anymore Easier said than done I've seen you and I and I've seen you do it a lot better than I do Be able to let things go because you and I both serve on the board here threshold and you can't avoid that stuff You have to do it but you don't have to get sucked in to the yummy yippee Yeah, I will also say on a on a side note to that every time you do when it's someone Okay, when it's your passion like mine was damning you know debates between you and I got pretty fucking heated sure It's hard to back down when someone you care about and is now in a debate We just have to remember to put it aside and you know, it's not being able to make sure that we Remember that the play is the fun part well I mean debates are just part of nature and we can debate we you and I have had incredibly Spirited debates we've never got okay.
You told me fuck you more than any human ever in my life except my mom But I think I'm not talking about avoiding debates where you're discussing issues and people have passions I'm talking about the petty drama where he said she said and gossip and people are getting and we all fall into the gossip thing But I'm just saying the more you take a stand to yourself to say I'm going to do my son I'm not talking like I'm some self-righteous person that doesn't get pissed off at people or whatever But the more that I get away from the gossip the more that I don't engage in the drama I find that the less it affects me and the more I can then focus on why I'm here which is to have fun You're a bad person and I because I get dragged in and I find my say it's all it's work I'm just saying it's work sure last night I had an hour long conversation with a friend and he tried to talk me down from some Personal drama that I was having and it takes tremendous effort tremendous effort on my part to pull away from it to not let it bother me To focus elsewhere. It's it's not it doesn't come as easily to me yet as it does to you I'm here, but you know what you came back because it's fun And I get to thank people this weekend I think that's really the key that is the key when you stop playing especially for a volunteer And I've been telling this be long before I've forgotten leadership I told it if you stop playing you'll be gone You will be bitter and passive aggressive within a very short amount of months I've seen so many leaders because you're here volunteering and you're doing all this work and people are just taking it for granted and just kind of Just going along and and you're not playing yourself, but they're all playing you get passive aggressive real quick I wish it could be I wish we could make a law that there could be a number of bombs at least once or once every other month You have to have a good place scene. Otherwise, you can't be in leadership. I remember when we a year ago You said hey, let's run for the board caddy And you and I made a pact we were gonna watch each other make sure that we didn't volunteer so much that we forgot to have fun Yeah, so I still see you having fun.
I have fun. I have fun. I have fun Mm-hmm. All right.
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The man The best candle after you ever ever ever ever had What evils would do harm to your dude's sausage or femme taco femme taco How do you protect yourself from germs in your kinky play space bad? These questions and more by our nurse nurse bane that loves the hurts coffee pants Yeah Today we're gonna talk about a well It's an annoying one. It is the HPV the human papillina virus So HPV is the is like the non-committal term I colony of the STD world Every fucking time because they eat your house of genitalia Basically HPV is the most common like the most common sexually transmitted infection flat out if you have been sexually active more than likely You have had it and there's over a hundred different types. That's a part that freaks me out Well, it's also the ones that are really the assholes are normally HvV-6 11 16 and 18 those are the ones that are gonna cause your number they don't give me names No, they don't because there's over a hundred of them.
Can we call one of them boogie? It is the thing is you can have it without having any signs or symptoms Most people don't know they've had it until they either develop genital warts or cervical or cancer exchanges By the way, the hv that causes warts does not cause Cancer so there's a bad one that cause cancer. Yep, six eleven sixteen eighteen, but for the most part HPV clears up on its own It really is your body if your body is normal and has a correct antibodies and so forth If your body can defend itself, it kicks the virus. Yes, okay So it kicks the virus, but does that mean that you won't test positive for antibodies?
I mean they don't really test for that's the other fun thing So it does stay no it disappears completely. Okay, so it's it's a temp. It's like another thing that can be either cured It's non-curable, but your body can get rid of it. Okay, you can't when they say curable That means outside forces can do something to get rid of it your body can get rid of it itself right?
I'm a little but only certain types no they can get rid of all of them But some of them can actually okay, so your body can get rid of the HPV But the HPV can do damage while it's here it can cause genital warts Right and in some cases cancer and it's cancer not just of the cervix, but that's the one of the more common It also could be in your throat and yes, but no oh oh oh so if you have a genital war and say it's been there for a long It's like I had one that was there literally for like I didn't realize it was a war I just like I don't know what that is and they said yeah, it's a war and they froze it off and it was it so after a certain amount of time is it No longer are you no longer a carrier correct? Yeah, okay But it leaves so the war is the after effective war isn't like filled with HPV yay No, I think you still have it when you if you're developing warts that means it's active in your system No, if you're okay, so you developed it, but if it was just there for a long time So confused page in the in the chat room said that it's not what causes herpes now true. Yeah, okay So I'm confused okay difference hold on HPV stands for human papillon of iris the Herpes simplex virus or HSV are two very different things but both can cause warts no herpes only causes lesions But they're both contagious correct. Yeah, and you can get him just from touching skin well is sexual interactions normally You have to see what if I'm playing with someone's pussy during a play party and they have it and I'm only touching hands there Okay, where are you planning on putting your hands after well?
I never touch anything I basically walk down the dungeon with my arms up and I use anti-bacterial It's only you know, I mean on your bits or mouth your eyes whatever you're fine You have to remember you can't get finger herpes you can't get finger herpes But that is normally if you have a broken skin remember your skin is your armor, right? So I should use gloves period you really should okay I'm gonna use gloves when I'm freaking the fuck out online The thing that is difficult with HPV is there are so many different types You don't and there is really no good testing the only time people really know that they are they currently have it is if they develop a symptom The other thing is you can have you don't know which people are going to develop the cancer is symptoms They they don't know it's kind of a crapshoot. It's a genetic crapshoot and you can have it you can have one of the nasty buggers That's I mean shoot I've had HPV. I've had it multiple times I've had it once with the where I developed warts and when I was much younger and got them frozen off no problems cleared up Whatever then down the road I ended up with having abnormal pap smears and that took a couple years of having negative abnormal pap smears for me to actually consider that it was done so I've had both and trust me They're scary as shit But if someone's not willing to play with you because of something like this and especially if you're honest the average person at this point because HPV is so fucking common Most doctors will even say hey, we can't even test for it.
You just assume everyone has it Okay, but what if you have the scary one that can cause cancer and that's still as contagious Yeah, but you the thing is you maybe your body's gonna kick it You don't even know if the scary one is going to cause changes. That's the thing you may have it But the changes don't mean cancer the changes mean the changes that give you your body the ability to get cancer So you're talking about a virus, okay, so a cancer cell is basically like a rogue cell That's your cell that is gone so at what point does the virus? Convinced the cell to then be rogue once you basically have abnormal cells is when you consider like there's no way to tell when it's gonna Go cancerous on you right it's like any other cell. It's like it's like smoking for 20 years quitting and then down the road developing lung cancer It can happen you can have you can people can have HPV and not know it they never have signs or symptoms or someone can have an outbreak or a Develop a change like either general awards or like a normally it's very common pass mirrors they can change it Two or three years down the road, so you don't even know where you got it from so the way to prevent this there we go Let's go without route.
I just want everyone to understand that HPV. It's really I'm this is gonna sound awful coming from a nurse But it's really not as big a deal as it could be even the scary ones even the scary ones because to be perfectly honest There is no real short of being celibate No No, but he says no to that short of being celibate There is if you are sexually active It's like it's like any of your sex that teachers will tell you if you are having sex that is giving you the opportunity to develop a STI You look at the balance is it worth the balance? I go back to the eye like orgasms So for me, it's worth it to help prevent and cut down your risk You do your safer sex practices, which are gonna be your condoms your gloves your dental dams Sorry, I'm not but same thing as a dental them also parents Unfortunately, it's too late for the majority of us, but get your kids vaccinated They have that's nice they can vaccinate now for that and the average ages between 11 and 12 for both boys and girls so That blows your screw or screwed, but but learn from us I was gonna say I'm all marching up vaccinated right No But I will say like I wanted to give some of the statistics like HV about 79 million Americans are currently infected about 14 million are newly infected as far as general awards 3,000 360,000 people in the US get them and the scary one is 11,000 women in the United States get cervical cancer each year Cavvy out to that motherfuckers go get screened go get your fucking pap smears go fucking take care of your cuz this I'm putting the papers down We have hit my soapbox Rachel ladies. No, you're junk.
Don't be scared of it if there is something that is off any smell any any weird bump Any whatever go get it checked out you should not be scared of your doctor Go get your certain go get your pap smears go get your yearly exams and now they bump it There's no problems every three years, but go get annually tested These are all things that are preventative you go and see a lot of these conditions even if it's the cancer is things It caught early are incredibly treatable and it all takes you getting past being scared Know your body be your own advocate go out there and save your fucking hoo-ha So that being said HPV not the end of the world Safer sex practices anyone who doesn't want to play with someone because they potentially have it is a fucking ass cat So seriously, wow, that's quite a lot of information you just gave us. I am honestly stunned I didn't know that it was that it's that many kinds that there's and to be and this that thing is there's only one really good test And there's no way to tell someone of their HPV status like you have you know your herpes status or your HIV status or whatever There's no way to tell because the only Reliable test is for women over the age of 30 Yeah, yeah, I figure And there's no test for throat or esophagus, so yeah So do what you can keep yourself healthy. I love my body. Seriously.
I love your vagina I love your vagina Kathy just smiling in the wind. I'm sure I know I got my high horse and my soapbox, but that is a passion project for me You know if you guys don't have the funding to do it go to Planned Parenthood They have a great you know ability for free testing and free clinics. We have a great clinic here in North Hollywood that will do exactly They will do your past mirrors. They'll do your breast exams They'll do your STI testing please guys it is your responsibility to take care of yourselves if you can so please There every every city pretty much every large city has free clinics and Planned Parenthood That that's one of my my projects.
I'm like come on guys in America Yes, and if you're in some in the other countries that listen to pervert podcast, I'm sure most of those have some You can't do the UK is pretty they've got it pretty covered. That was a great presentation. May I just say bravo Bravo, you know, I'm sorry as I just waited till she was done as she's been wearing her surgical mask It's been adhering more in order her face and that whole like last soapbox feel I was just looking at her lips with like kind of this doll like perversion and I'm like owner if I just rub my cock across It's I just thought it looked sexy, you know, just you want to look at that's a good girl, aren't you? All right, yeah, there's always a cake you don't know about yet.
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Oh, wow that one then you might be a high hero filiac Hi, ro, hi, ro, you Be pretty Yes, 1996 Here if you'll refer to sexual urges references and or fantasies involving sacred or religious objects like Like crucifixes attachment to rosary beads any artifact that is used in any religion scripture Ghost worship whatever a lot of a lot of this is Catholicism because there's so many different things the communion chalice and statues and saints feet And you know different different different types of things like that that is very common for people to develop sexual feelings for Not a lot of information nothing in the DSM. There was just a lot of reference There was even a Wikipedia on this but obviously it's something that people are familiar with none play You know a lot of you do a lot of blasphemy type play we do that well. I'll talk about that so you don't get me murdered Well, I'll just talk about that now I Incorporate I'll be gonna ask you guys if you ever do that kind of play but the type of play I do obviously you know Going from Christian preacher and that whole transition to you know, you know where I am now as an atheist activist There was a lot of catharsis that needed to happen so in kink we're not therapy necessarily But a lot of things we do can be therapeutic so sometimes doing a type of role play where someone dresses as a nun and a and a pastor Preacher or priest or the pope or something like that or you know using those artifacts religious artifacts in kink and kind of violate Them in a dirty way or make people say prayers in a in a blasphemous way is actually very therapeutic in people getting through that control that religious programming that they have in their mind, so it's actually a very therapeutic type of Placing that you have when you do that type of play and I've had people go from anywhere from ha ha laughing You know other religious play whatever But people that have left the religion or have been really religiously oppressed in their childhood And that is very freeing for them to see that there's no lightning bolts that are gonna crash or whatever So it's actually been really cathartic for a lot of people I play with have you guys ever done any type of play like that? I've played with you like that nice.
I dressed up as a nun that was in fact any stuccade Jesus fish dick around me foreign. Yes interesting yeah, well, I mean Like nuns and priests have been fetishized for years I mean I know in the UK they do like tarts and vicars parties and we have the slutty Catholic school girls and We have a lot of I mean Madonna back in the 90s did her whole like a prayer thing and got a lot of Ruben on some statues and I mean it's it's I could see the ideology going behind it and Especially if it's something where it's a repetitive like the prayer becomes a thing and it's almost like a chance at some point You know your past beding next thing you know you're all Frank's really into taking communion He's been praying along he's been licking Christ speed for like 45 minutes I know you look at the stuff we have just look at Very very very very very spiritual with that. What is that inside? Well, I mean you also look at the stuff that we do here at kink we have people kneel and we have them as Impositions that are also associated with prayer.
I mean we've had we use we use a lot of Ritualistic ideology with you know what we do with kink so I couldn't see it being that part of a part of swing doesn't interest me at all I remember when I was younger I Had left a Catholic school went into a public's high school for the first time But I still had fantasies and having sex with priests and nuns and then no no now just being called into someone's office And was there a ruler and wave? Oh, there was a ruler all right, but you know those died away quickly That none of that stuff really has any sexual attraction for me But I can totally see what you're saying the whole ritual aspect of it and the with the only thing that it attracts me is just the naughty of it Hmm, right some religious leader just all see they should just all go pagan because you go far back You're allowed to fuck in those religions. I look we're only talking about Catholicism. We're not talking I think it's monotheism.
It's kind of what sure I mean There's there's so many religions and they all have artifacts of course some of those artifacts, you know a lot of people will just kill you for touching So I would advise you to go with the other yeah So if you're in a place that doesn't have a lot of a lot of freedom and religious freedom Then we would not encourage you to partake of any and we wouldn't hear a feeling and and just to say this even though I'm very happy to be at my level of rational thought and science and away from the religious aspect And even though I do do these types of play I do them in certain environments and I don't I'm not as angry anymore So I don't wipe my lack of religion in religious people's faces as much anymore I'm not saying I won't debate and I won't stand up for science and rational thought but I'm a lot less angry about About how I approach people who do have religious views because you know in the long run if you're happy then you know fuck it Well, maybe they're very very very very devout and they just really love the cross really love really love it Like what's her name to Blair and the X or something exactly she did she fuck herself with a Yes, that was that was actually kind of a hot spot. I love the hands And then she just came Christ Christ Christ Thank you Thank you for providing a perverted playground if you're in the Los Angeles surrounding areas visit special.org and find out about joining their Kiki family Thank you to all of our guests mark and to everybody in the chat room and to boogie Myself You have questions comments or ideas please email us at pervertedpogassajemail.com and visit pervertedpodcast.com And finally my sexy little here a feel of positive keep chewing bane. Oh look now She's working the microphone You know we're gonna be back next week talking about this giving you an opportunity to hang out with some perverts and please Please do reach out and be a part of the show the people in the chat room It's really exciting to have you guys there and it makes the show more interactive It really is your show just like it's our show especially since no one's really paying us go bane Yeah, chew I just want to put the tip of my dick right there. Oh Until the next time enjoy being your damn kinky self and we're out here Don't die That's for you, you know