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Recording live from the Threshold Love Lab in North Hong Kong, California in front of a very large perverted audience. Hello perverts! I'm Kathy. I'm a Bess.
And I am Kup. Unger, what the hell broke now? It was a chair arm. Marcus ran over a picture.
We have to hold a duct tape. Unger to his fucking chair. Mark gave Unger his chair arm so we could get on with our show so there is no more in dishingeries. And he's just dying.
And you all wonder why I have slowly scooted my chair and just popped into this corner as I positively turn. Wait, wait, wait. No, you're talking about the one in the threshold hallway just had an all out condom flipping paper towel battle with Unger in the hall. It was a condom war.
Condoms flying everywhere. They're ninja star flicking condoms. I'm like, people fuck with those! And they still will.
Yes, and now both the shit eating grink. Goddamn it. It's quite a beginning. Hello Kathy.
How are you? The professional one. Now at least we are the astute ones. Did you seriously fuck off?
Fuck off! Look, obviously she has no control of her temper. She's not able to control herself. You're lucky she's all the way over there.
As I often do take such good care of my audience. Say such polite, wonderful things to my audience. How do she speak at you? What?
No, no, please continue. As being sarcastic as some people complain that maybe I might have suggested that certain people that annoyed me kill themselves on the last show. Good save. So that was sarcasm.
See what I was doing there? A little busting out. So potato mayhem. Wait, do we have a jungle for that?
We should do it. You still, whatever. Unger, why were you someone's dummy? What was that all about?
Target dummy. Was that the condom thing you just did with a bit? No. I'll say I'm maybe a simple southern fetishist.
Oh, God. But I was being used as a target dummy for someone just learning a single tale for the first time. So the first time they threw a single tale, we got you? What did you?
Usually people start on pillows. Maybe a pillow, maybe a workout bench. The first question was MJ. Oh.
Well, that's different. Do you like a pillow? So do you still have your testicles? And that was a metaphor saying your pussy web.
That was saying she'd take your nuts off. Now she actually hit my back for most of the, those simple throws that she did. Sure. Did she get in the air?
Do you have a foot long lash from my arm to halfway across my back? Really? I mean, you mean someone who can accidentally throw a single tale and not hear where they're looking? Why are you looking at boogie?
I'm just asking, wait a minute. No, no, no. So she didn't hit my back every time she hit me. So that's a good.
She did. She had two teachers who were very good. Hooray. Congratulations now, MJ.
We'll be whipping many people apparently. Of course. Apparently. Well, very good on that.
What else we got? We got, what's perfecting the creepy hug? Creepy has a hug. Oh, Uncle Creepy Hug.
And he's been expecting it all the time. So has he perfected the creepiness of it? We saw him enacted on Mark. Well, get, we need a, what, so creepy?
What is this? Oh, man. You're going to talk a little bit later about, um, text stuff, which we're so excited about. Much of you have been throwing.
Um, that was sarcasm. But what the fuck is your hug? Uh, let me just, we'll describe you practically. No, creepy hugabits.
Okay. You promised that punch one? No. She promised us nothing.
I just been hearing about this. I'm like, so okay. Now this is meant to be creepy. So the hands are closing together.
He's cutting in from under the touch. And now he's sniffing her neck. She is now hitting him. And that was.
That was the creepiest thing I ever seen. That was so much so. You grew up so much so. I just lightly molested a slight molested.
So I didn't, okay. That was creep. Oh, look, she's freaking out over there. I can still feel it.
You have a bit squicked. I guess the only other thing we have to talk about before we get into the pet life stuff is pussy cookies. For our pup pup pup pup pup. Our perverted podcast.
Pussy cookies play party. There's like 11 peas now. Are you perverted podcast? Pussy cookies play party.
Pussy cookies play party. Oh, can I just give it up? Look, this is going to be incredible. It's in September.
It is September. We've talked about pussy cookies. The song is almost done. So there will be next month before the party.
I will sing the pussy cookies on. And this originally the original idea of course came from my genius. My absolute fucking genius. It's about what you're calling it.
So where I always did dreamt, always had talked about this. Abyss was the first one a couple years ago. The one who let him do it. You let me do it.
Where you actually roll up cookie dough in plastic wrap. Three, four layers of cookie dough to make a dildo. Do you? See what I did?
That's mine. I wrote that. You better put it on Urban Dictionary before someone else does. Dildo.
And then you put it in a couple condoms. You fuck the vagina with it. Usually the hot china. They have an old random vagina.
You can just meet people on the street and hold up your dildo and say, hey, do you want to rock? And make them come on it. Then you take it out. You cut open the dildo.
You scoop out the cookie mix and bake cookies with it. And then you serve it to be. How integral to the pussy cookie is the coming? Do they have to come?
Well, I mean it's just like the beak-viness. It's like a thing to have to. A pussy cookie that I ate, she had come. Oh, fuck yes.
Absolutely. She came on it. So technically you're not actually eating. You fucking four layers of plastic wrap.
But I get to say I ate a business pussy cookie. Absolutely. And you did eat a business pussy cookie. I totally did.
And that was amazing. There's even a picture on our FET Life. There is. The Pervert Podcast FET Life group of that.
So I've since done it with Mark and so forth. And my big dream, because I got to keep dreaming, I got to keep making the vision fucking bigger. Bigger and bigger. I said, my God.
My God, if we could do an entire pussy cookies party. A party where in the kitchen we have the fucking keebler elves that are just making different stuff fucking dildo. And then we're bringing them out to the main room and we're just putting them in. But Jynus and just go for it.
That'd be no more black. An entire dungeon will just smell like cookies the whole night. It'll be a fucking pussy cookie. Scravaganza.
So there's going to be like four chicks that show up. We have Mark. We have Mark and I think bubbles. Are you down?
Okay, look. We have three girls. We have three girls. That would be okay with the exposing main room.
Nice. That's perfect. This is very bizarre. This is going to be awesome.
So if you're triggered by fucking cookies for whatever fucking reason. Don't come to the fucking party. If you're on a diet, don't go to this party. I'm not going to eat the cookies.
I am on a diet, but I will be making. I will be making. We got to get little hats. A little like little little little little.
A little elf hats. Apparently we're all going to be keebler elves. I actually won't be there. Yeah.
A bit of like travel. She wants to have a light. And also I'm like, do you want to save you some pussy cookies? And she's like, no.
And I'm like, what? What? Well, you don't eat cookies much anymore. But what about pussy cookies?
I'm good. Thank you. What a whole bunch of pussy cookies. I'm okay.
We'll have to go. That is September 24th. You're like Sariah. You're like Sariah.
You're allergic to creepy. You actually are. It's like, how do you stop? Like literally that is like, that is like first time heroin user scratching you are doing right there.
Goddamn it. That life is the place. The congenital torturer and subspings. We share our kinky thrills.
Put it around the world. We'll put it on gas. Talking about that life motherfucker. For your peace of mind, please know that the author of every post we talk about has specifically grinded us permission to do so.
What are you doing? What are you doing? I'm excited about pussy cookies. I'm like, valley dancing.
My dream. That life has been improving. That life has been improving. That's the update there.
That's it. They're fixing shit. Today's post is by sickness81. Pretty cool name.
I'm a little confused by it. I know. They were born in 1981 and it was considered a disease that they were born. I don't think like an emo thing or a bad ass thing.
I'm going to see. Or they are 81. 81? No.
What's that? What's 81? Like the age. No.
I thought you said 81 like a fucking like a. 80. He's got pussy cookies on the brain. Okay.
Anyhoo. So she wrote a post called my therapist experience at a BDSM night. So I'll give you some backstory here. Basically, her therapist had never heard about the BDSM.
They knew nothing about it. So she goes and she emailed this person and said this was my experience and got her permission to post it on FET Life. She had a bunch of good things to say about. She said it was really intense for her and that even though her friend who had escorted her told her what was going to happen, she just was taken aback.
But the guy told her this is actually not intense by community standards. This is pretty laid back. But it was for her because in her own words before this, I hadn't ever even been to a strip club before. So you can imagine she went to a BDSM club.
They're going to all go to strip clubs. Really? And be able to get a therapist out of strip clubs. The most notable things that she observed were actually a little bit surprising.
She said that there were huge amounts of trust, warmth, safety, community, mutual respect, and enthusiastic consent. She could see that just tells what an open mind she had about it. What? Nothing.
So she describes watching someone get tied up and whipped and then watching that person's aftercare. And how the top paid specific attention to her, got her water, held her. And this is what she said. It's something I'm having to stretch my experience to understand the fact that she needed care after the scenes, which is indicative that it was traumatic for her.
I imagine she wouldn't keep wanting the experience unless it was positive. I'm trying to empathize with her experience and understand. It's true from a therapist's point of view. You see somebody getting tied and whipped to such a degree that they have to be taken care of afterwards.
And you're wondering. It's a good thing. It's a good thing. It's kind of counterintuitive.
I don't know. If you've ever gone to therapy, I spend more time bawling my eyes out in a fucking therapist's office than like, I can hold my shit together every time I walk in my mouth. And it's issues. I'm like, you saw how compulsively I can fold at each issue.
It's a tiny twist. I can tell those on eBay or something. But it isn't intriguing to see an outsider's perspective, particularly one that has never been to one of these events and at the same time can have such an open mind about it. There's one other thing that she said.
She says, I know that to achieve intimacy in a relationship, there must be trust. But I see BDSM as a way to speed up and deepen intimacy. It takes a lot of trust to put safety into someone else's hands. And the person in control has an immediate opportunity to reinforce that they are worthy of that trust in a very real and physical way.
What I see is an avenue to build a different and deep intimacy with someone. Quite an insight. That is very well said. Because I think a lot of us actually think that.
Well, what's the running joke if you're in a kink or BS relationship? It's like for every one year in relationship, it's like seven and pieces. Like dog years. It does kind of speed things up, doesn't it?
Well, no, because you can't do these things obviously if you want to not harm each other. If there is a basic content of the other person's interests, the other person's good experience, then absolutely there's no way you're going to be able to do that without that immediate consent negotiation, the understanding of another person. I mean, you can take a whack at it. We have pick up play all the time where you see what I did there.
Take a whack at it. Thank you, Jackie. She just wanted to let me know. She was on it.
Like you can just jump into a place scene and hope it works out and go with body language and your experience or whatever. But really, you're just rolling the dice. That there's going to be you're going to do something that's going to be bad. But really when you want to go to those more intense levels, absolutely.
We just streamline the shit. I mean, I don't know if you guys remember like the non kink life that you had before. Oh, yes. And how long it took to just tell someone a basic feeling to just be like, I'm not going to be like, this is part of who I am.
And I hope you validate that. I mean, just we don't shit, man. I know more about half my play partners in the first three minutes of negotiation than I knew about my first fucking wife. Exactly.
Because you have to. I only have one wife. Oh, my God. We've heard often about your poor wife.
Yes, poor dear. You can't not, right? It's very true. I know people and actually as embarrassing as it is to admit in my own pre kink life, I had gone months and sometimes even years with somebody and had never divulged all the secrets that I will tell someone I'm in a DS relationship with.
Because you have to. You have to get to a place where you do any kind of edge play and not discuss it before, sometimes during and then after and do a lot of debriefing and go over what went wrong and be okay when a scene slips sideways if you have not done all that foundational work. Or just to be perfectly honest, let someone touch you in the first six hours of meeting them. Because that's the thing for me.
I don't let people in don't touch me. He's over here. Don't figure. What did I get?
Awkward side boob. But it was a gent. I just like how he tucked his elbow. Like he dreamlined.
Just like he was lifting a box. Like he was wallie. He's nipped. He was like wallie.
It looked like wallie picking up a box. Yeah. He snipped my neck. Oh.
Was that part of the creep factor? You can speak louder. I know what I'm doing half the time. He doesn't know what he's doing half the time.
I think more. It's sad that we're so fucking shocked that a therapist went to a BDSM club. Actually, I'm not. No, I'm just saying that it's kind of rare.
I mean we did a great panel, Kathy and I, you were on that panel too. The therapist panel that we had at Threshold where they brought in 25 therapists at different levels of their practice. Let me tell you, we do the colleges panels. The questions are much more directed when it's a room full of actual therapists that have graduated.
That's an amazing experience. I just wish that we had more of it because how awesome would it be just to see those studies? You have to. I mean nowadays you really do have to have, if you're going in any kind of medical or therapy practice BDSM is part of the training nowadays.
You literally have to be able to put your own personal feelings aside. It should be part of the training. It is part of the training. We go over some of it.
You mean in nursing? In therapy. I mean there's still, I would beg to differ. I have been to plenty of therapists.
How long ago? A few years ago. I mean the attitudes are changing. Still like I have no idea what this is.
I still hear tons of people that are like, yeah I spent all day teaching my therapist about BDSM. I'm like did they fucking pay you for the session? But the thing is they're now, the differences are now willing to listen. And now we're not actually.
That's a great thing. They're not labeling it as just a part of your psychosis. So the fact is they are perfect example. This is them going, you know what this is, this is someone's life choice.
And the one thing I took away from the article that I really liked was they said, the therapist said, we need to find a better word for alternative lifestyle. This isn't an alternative lifestyle. This is somebody's life. I love that part.
So, it was a great post. Thank you so much. Sickness 81. You're right.
You're right. There is your chance to catch us off guard. A driving man. There is that we can't grow animals in the wet down and we'll give you an answer on the ass.
Don't rev your nipples. I love that. You can go on to say it every month. Do you want me to touch your nipple?
I was a don't touch my fucking nipple. I was in a dark place when I wrote it. Oh wow, there's some interesting ones. Oh great.
All right, Abyss, you get to read. I have not read any of these. I want to know how much of this is actual questions from listeners. Or just Mark's making a shit.
Mark and under makeup. No, there's actually even names. I'm assuming if the name Mark is there, then we're going to do it. Okay.
All right, let's do it. So, Theater Vegan asks your favorite theater vegan. She's awesome. Favorite quote, so bad it's good type of movie.
So, like, oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Flash Gordon.
Oh, really? Huh? Flash Gordon, Queen to the Music. It was the 80s.
That was definitely so bad it's good. Actually, that was just a fucking great cheat. That was a good movie, man. All right.
This isn't my favorite, but it is. Okay, it's Barbara. Oh, oh. The first three minutes of Jane Fonda of Naked Floating in Space.
After that, it tanks the fuck out. No, I love the whole thing. The first love. Love.
We are so old. Most of our audience is like, what's up, Barbara? Who's Jane Fonda? Isn't that that old broad?
That's some Vietnam vet spit on. That's a book signing. What Vietnam? What's Vietnam?
Oh, they actually have a lot of degeneration. Abyss, you? I mean, most of them all, like, it's funny because when the average person goes, oh, it's so bad. I mean, it's cult classics.
So they're like my bread and butter. So it's like Rocky Horror Picture Show. Oh, that's fine. That's great.
But that was a great movie musically and that had a lot of greatness in it. Not at the time. Not at the time. I'm like, you know, Buckaroo Bonsai across the eighth dimension.
Thank you. Nobody knows that movie. Hey, I don't know that one. Was that a great movie?
Unger? I'm telling you. What do you think about Buckaroo? John the Big Opal Day.
All the John's. Oh my God. Cheesy, cheesy sci-fi, the war is like so dated. So dated.
Yes. Good though. Oh, Bloom, Christopher Lloyd. Oh, when they were young.
Buckaroo Bonsai. Netflix. Go on a bit. Okay.
The Pages. Uh oh. Hello. What did they do now?
Page. Page. What does Page say? I would like to hear about Kathy's first experience with Subspace.
What was the scene that got her there? I. It was. Wow.
Such a fond memory for you. It's going to sound very boring because I can't really describe a lot of it. It only happened once and it was with creator explorer and it wasn't anything that he had done in particular. I was just in a crazy place and going into DS calms my mind and it was the one and only time it ever happened and I just felt like, okay, I'm going to tell you what it felt like.
Like I was in a padded cell. Nice. That's. And it was the most calming I've ever felt in my entire life.
As someone who's been in many padded cells myself, I just want to agree that that is a good way to look at it. It's like a thunder shirt for your head. It's a thunder shirt. You can throw as many temper tantrums as you want.
You're only going to get rug burn. Oh, all right. A little bit of chafing. All right.
Yeah. Yeah, there's two more. Okay, let's do them out. They want to know about us.
Do they really? Yeah, they've been asking anything deeper crazy. Oh, just wait. All right.
Bring it. And say, didn't you? Hollywood daddy asks, what is your definition of love and what do you practice? Believe in it.
I think boogie and eyes are actually going to be the same. Shall I? Okay, go. Yeah, I see.
Sure. It's a chemical reaction. Okay, that is the. That is the.
It's a bonding chemical reaction and it's and we're hardwired to do it and it means different things to different people. I don't think that it exists really as anything. A femoral or supernatural. It is just a chemical thing that happens in your brain.
I actually go to level two because I'm a moderate. I like to find. I don't like moderate. Well, blow my moderate nuts.
Fucking fenced sitter. Shut up. I am the ferryman that guides people over the. I'm going to do an abyss and I'm going to call bullshit on that.
You are no moderate. I have. Well, it depends on what will cure it. I'm not going to go hang out with fucking rush Limbaugh and Trump and be a moderate there.
Okay. Because I believe in the microbiology and the brain chemicals. Chemical. That's how articulate.
Absolutely. Everything we do comes down to atoms chemicals and things interacting. But when we get into where it gets fluid is when everything is about the input and interpretation of that input and how we adjust those chemicals and those chemicals help us navigate life. And in regards to our interpersonal relationships that yes, doing certain things with certain people, certain fernomes, smells, activities, things that we were programmed with.
Yes, those can bring out oxytocin and those other whatever bonding chemicals. But I think there's different levels and reasons for that. Like I believe they have the what the Eros, the agape, the Eros is the sexual type of love. Agape is more of the family type of love.
So I actually believe in categories of love and I definitely believe the most active. I don't believe in in love. I think that's dysfunction because it becomes obsessive and then you want to possess things. And then that's where marriage and bullshit and contracts and all sorts of craziness happens.
So I don't believe in in love. But I definitely believe in the action calling it love where I give effort to somebody and I care about somebody and I put an action forth. I just say I love you because that's just empty fucking please validate me by saying it back to me bullshit. But actually sitting with you, being with you when you're having problems or those types of things or need to move a chair or whatever you need to do, I believe those actions dictate love and I don't love many people.
No, that's true. And they should all kill themselves with. Okay, onto what it is. I would say that there are different types of love.
Like I love my mom pretty much unconditionally. Part of that would be because she has been there for me since literally day one. And she has been the model of stability and support in my life. As far as romantic love, that one gets a little hazy.
I have definitely loved good people in my life. Love is fluctuating though because love needs to grow and needs to be able to adapt to the other person. The reason my mom I love her is unconditionally is because she's been the same thing for me since day one. In a romantic relationship that cannot sustain love.
I mean the same thing when you start from when you end, you cannot sustain. So as two people or three or four depend on your dynamic. As those people grow and develop as they do throughout life, the love that they share together has to be able to fluctuate and either swell to the points where it can be overwhelming and it can wane to the points where you want to throw shit at each other. But there is still going to be an undercurrent.
Like, there is still love and affection I have for many of the people I was in relationships with. Not the same intensity or potential feelings, but there is still love and affection towards those people because I wasn't in the relationship because they were shitty. There was something that person meant to me and spoke to me and that love is still there. It just has wane to the point where it is not a romantic love.
So love is fluctuating. That was a fucking Hollywood day. I think we got a lot of our... Maybe we should just move on.
Yeah, Jesus fucking Christ. What is love? What is the meaning of life? I don't have a jingle for him so I'm just going to make some shit up.
Hang on a sec. Let's see if he's a guitar. Let's see. Creepy's going to tell us some shit about tech.
It's going to be great. Creepy. Creepy. I'm going to say creepy.
Don't touch myself. Creepy is some tech nerd shit that none of us are going to probably know what the fuck you talking about. Shit. I'm going to write.
Hi. Hi. So you say that but one of the things I've done for a job is the teach. The elderly and...
So this is insulting your audience as a way to warm up your bullshit. Show yourself. Okay, good. I'm glad you learned a lot.
So the technology I kind of use is to help others with their perverted lives like your photos and such. Stuff like that. I know everybody's got dick pics, tippics, all that good stuff. Yeah.
And you don't want your mom or your pastor to see those photos, those kinds of situations. Should they like hack your phone or something? Well, just randomly having it out sometimes. If phones are bigger, you know, these days and maybe you don't close your fat life.
Some people keep it logged in like I do. I'm stupid that way. Also lazy. But the program I like to use is called Keep Safe.
It's a program available for Apple and Android phones. Pretty much anyone can use it. There's three stages. It's all password protected.
Sometimes, you know, someone gets a hold of your phone and they see what's this program, you know, and you know, you might have some naughty photos on there and they want to see it. So you enter a password to get into those photos. There's three different stages. One is just a regular.
Anybody can see the photos. Sure. You send the password goes to the photos. The second one is a private mode where you can enter password and see your, you know, naked photos that you select to only view in that.
For you and that's for you. Yeah. So you actually have to punch in a code every time you want to look at your own penis. Correct.
Well, I mean, you just can't just whip out my dick and look down there without my zipper code. So can you take it just for photos? It is for photos. You can use it for documents as well.
I saw you could take like, that's not such a like conversations? No, not conversation. I mean, I'm not a screenshot of them, but texting. Yeah, that's a different program.
Yes. Yes, Boogie. Go. Okay.
So you said the thing, because like I think a lot of people, what it is is like they leave their phone on FETlife or whatever, and then they put their phone down and boyfriend, mom, kid, whatever picks up the phone. How is that program going to stop that? It doesn't. Okay.
That's another program I'm going to talk about. There's another program. It's called Fucking Personal Responsibility. Yeah.
It's a great program. But you can, it will show you the regular gallery photos. Most people have a gallery and you can select those certain photos and it will move them into keep safe and only be viewable in keep safe. Right.
They'll be there, but only keep safe will show those specific photos. So you'll have photos of you on the beach and hanging out and drinking martinis and shit, and then you end up your keep safe program and there's your dick and then you're there. And then you're drinking martini. And then you're drinking martini with somebody who is not your mate.
Exactly. But this stuff still stays on the phone. It's not downloaded to any server. No.
You can do that kind of thing. There is cloud backup. I use cloud storage because it's just, it's the way it works these days. But there is another, another section of that where if you enter a dummy code, it still unlocks the program, but it doesn't show specific photos that you select.
So if you have like jealous, jealous mate, that's like, you show me what's in this program. And you're like, well, okay, look, see, it's a picture of you, pumpkin. I love you. And so it's kind of like a picture of all the other people you're fucking besides them.
Exactly. This is so basically, this is just a great way to be dishonest with your lovers, which is the very foundation of what perverted podcast is all about. No, everybody, let's go to this program. Actually, no, this actually is really nice because like if I have like sexy pictures and it's in my gallery on my phone and one of my friends or my mom or something, I'm trying to show like, like I have like pictures of like me naked next to the album of my like mom's hair like hair do that she's going to have for her fucking wedding.
You know, so it's one of those like, how do I, I want to keep the naked pictures, but I don't want them adjacent to my mom's wedding hair. Exactly. You know what? Elvis?
What? Elvis, you would have loved them there because Elvis lacked the hair. Oh, leave it. I'm on hair out of this.
Elvis would have tried to touch your mom's hair in a central way. Oh my God. What? Well, that was good.
Good advice. Thank you. Thank you. It's called Keep Safe, KPEPSAFE.
I want to check that out. Are we doing that to you? No, I'm not. I have a penis.
She is very non-penious. Is that because she's not on the board. I don't know, is she supposed to be after creepy? Where's the book review?
Yeah, a T-s supposed to be before. But let's go with the teases book review. Well, God damn it. It wasn't on the magical field you're in with wonder and helping you learn things too.
But sometimes they suck. And that's why we have a bird god of mine, yeah, book reviews. One of the most aggressive girls. That's aggressive girls.
A load of juice. Hi, Boogie. How are you? I'm feeling like Santa's nothing but a good Procuret.
Oh, that's a great book you got there. I'm gonna be turning to you too. Oh, I'm not gonna. Okay.
First off, how you been? Good. You good? Really good?
Yeah? Relaxing. Very good. Well fine then let's just get in the back.
Get up on your left. What? What? How is it?
Same as the end of the day. Is there something we need to know about? Any dates? No.
No. She's munching on the muff right now. A fuzzy burgundy muff. Hey, it's all right.
Be aware of redheads. Nature stops sign. All right, turn it down a little bit so you can get. Yeah, because it's kind of.
There you go. There you go. I got you. So what's up?
What book did you do? I did Screw the Roses. Send me to Thorns. Bravo.