Why do we have to start the show that's supposed to be like the cool groovy show It's supposed to be cool and groovy. What did you get one or are you just hoarding them all? Well, we'll get to can we start the fucking show? Do you feel your sex life is quite lame?
Get that your desires might be strange Come and join the kinky world of play Hello and welcome to the perverted podcast the show where we explore the Avengers. Oh the kinky lifestyle sex And perversion recording live from the threshold lab in North. Holy California in front of our perverted studio audience and lovely perverts I'm Kathy. I'm a bass and I'm groovy camp.
We're G. I love how all of us just completely This is supposed to be the pajama ronika show. Yeah, what we all we all show up in our pajamas And we read some erotica and do like little fucked up poems where we're belling, but I just really all just realize when we sit down We're wearing not even mark who is always dedicated to wearing pajamas Mark, can you please change into pajamas? So we at least feel some level of legitimacy She's like on it.
Oh my god. We just got the news Start hey, you know, I'm sorry perverted podcast land. This was my fault. Yes, it was but I blame creepy I totally thought the internet has the Internet.
It hasn't reached boogie and I okay. This is horrible. We're still on dial ups Yeah, so gene Wilder crook today. Yeah, I want really wonka the real really wonka.
Yes died blazing saddles young Frankenstein Silver streak was actually my favorite movie I mean, it wasn't the greatest movie in the world but when I was you know like 10 years old 10 or 12 years old It was the greatest movie in the producers his blue blanket. Oh my god I mean, that's the bottom line is he's had he's had like 40 years and I naf whoa well He was amazing and we he will be missed and I am so sorry for dropping that bomb on you guys I was just funny because you're young over the show You're like all young and Kathy and I have like like gene Wilder was our era like he was our celebrity in I grew up with like Lazing saddles and you know that's true. Yeah, but I'm sorry are the adults talking right now And the old people are Your favorite gene Wilder well fuck it, you know, hey had a good run Sad you know very sad. I feel like when Danny K and Jim handsome died.
I felt the same way. That's done I mean, he started out Jim handsome Also, um who has been touching my fucking mic? This is not happy apparently I don't know like did it get stuck against something I don't know but maybe maybe on it and it was a thing maybe Spike just climbed down and started humping it. It's a possibility All on it creepy don't don't touch a business Mike.
Just don't don't do it. Even if you want to huh? Don't yes, don't touch her mic muff. What okay?
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Hey, hey, hey, Pussy cookie party September 24th we're just reminded our preferred podcast listeners that might be local in the Los Angeles or surrounding areas That in fact we are having a pussy cookies party where we roll up cookie dough put it in condoms fuck people with it and then bake cookies That's what we do have milk. Yes, there will be milk Well people need to bring cookie dough because we're you know We're gonna have like big tubs of chocolate chip and things like that but people have to bring their own their own business really having a problem There's hair hanging off like what what she's not happy anyway, so that's gonna be a September 24th, it's gonna be amazing nine o'clock It's open to everyone 18 and over you still have to sign waiver and say you'll obey the rules and because of the nature of the party Creepers be respectful stay at a distance. You don't just get to come up and start touching people. Did you hear that creepy?
Yeah? Look creepy is all of a sudden all but hurt also 100,000 views on our essential spanking instruction video just shows it all you have to do is so pretty ass no We know it's I don't even want to get into how to work the YouTube search engines anymore, but we've had We've had plenty of wonderful butts and boobs in our videos and for some reason this one actually hit and a lot of people have given Some great responses really yeah like we literally have the titty video yeah the Absolutely It was it was People want to put in the search engine How to give a central spanking and it's on YouTube and hopefully some people have used the information That's pretty good so I just before we get to a biz which is obviously gonna be great I just want to know Kathy's double dickin whoa Double dick in this week this week I better get some double dick So she's gonna open up her legs for that can of Kathy dip and say fucking stick it Intimence Good and one of those dick sticks we'll have a Lilo hex condom which we finally got in the mail are samples because we're awesome one for This one I have already tried it yours No way to talk about it and this is the hexagram conda Lilo dot com the black one no Spacy and yeah, it's supposed to be spacing so let's talk about it. He's not it was not So this what's going on with this perfect thing somebody curved on her like did they rub against you? Okay, so a little backstory on this I Was like dude it was last time mo was out here so it was a while ago and Like months and months ago so I got brave and there was a dude and I gave him my number at the bar So I'm like okay, I'll do that I get a call back and it turns out he's like we hit it off I'm like okay cool and it turns out that he was actually seeing somebody and they were kind of looking for like their unicorn And I'm like, seriously destroying unicorn me I feel like no and then like so I told him respect like look guys this is something I'm interested in you're cool Good luck.
Bye bye. So literally two day I get a text message You know we've been thinking about it. No, it's the same guy and I'm like he's like so how's things and I'm like all right It was cool. Whatever and work.
He's like oh you see anyone blah blah blah blah and I'm like are you like he's like it's casual You know blah blah blah. I'm like okay. He's like so would you be interested? You know and I'm like okay and he goes you know are you still opposed to what we talked about last time and I'm like Just a double check.
I'm like, you know what? I'm really I don't need to be your third But thank you for the offer. He's like well, what about just me? All right.
I'm like are you asking for a booty call or are you asking for a date? And he's like well, which one will piss you off? I'm all that does not deserve a thing. I think it's like kind of a smart ass and I'm all a date He's like okay.
Hey, so how much of this bill do I have to pay to get to fuck you? But the funny thing was that we're like negotiating this like potential date thing and I'm like okay and He asked me and he's like okay. We're trying to figure out locations. He's like and asked me where I live and I told him He's like really because that other girl lives in the same place.
Oh, man. He won't let it go. I'm a Convenient and he's like so really this is like a no-go not interested kind of a thing And I finally I just didn't answer because he literally said hold on I love how it is says we're negotiating the possibility of a date and then he just like give him some rope and keeps hanging himself And he goes you're sure you're not interested in that possibility even just once or I have never had one Oh And I literally like the look of my face is like the the Kermit the Frog like pucker like mouthace them What and I just don't answer any text back and he goes did I lose you? Yeah, and I wrote back I'm like yeah, I don't think this is gonna work.
I wish you the best of luck and he wrote I'll refer mentioning it again. Sorry I mean school Which bar was this by the way, so you tell us Apparently No, I feel like it was actually it was actually It was a traitor sans a disney land Yep For your peace of mind, please know that the author of every post we talked about has specifically granted us permission to sue yeah Yeah, yeah, I'll be this one gave us blanket permission. This is ferret again Yeah, wow, I love that you would have forgotten all right He wrote a post called there's beaten chemistry to in which he says my style is pure surprise I like strikes that come when people are at least expecting them hers was a more communal plate where her partners knew when she was braced and hit her then What we forget all too often is that there is kink chemistry and it matters saying I love paddles is exactly like saying I love kissing in that it all uses the same equipment But you can put two people in the same room and have it utterly fizzle It's not the whip but the hand that holds it some scenes with her on the vine because fuck you've got two people in a complex situation involving bodies And timing and desire and syncopation and if one of those things is off the scene doesn't work as well True. Yeah, that's happened to answer.
Yes. Yes. Yes, ferret is correct. He is so correct It is this would have been a great groovy newbies When that's when your scene goes nowhere When you're just like I really feel like I'm awesome, but I don't think she understands the level of my awesomeness And now it's awkward and then you're like, okay I gotta be cool and just get out of this and you just gotta put that hovering hand on their shoulder and go where they flinch I think you've had enough I'm gonna just put my toys away and go crew in a fetal position and I actually thought of you when thank you Thank you, a sled whore Why would you I remember you telling me once that when you're topping a woman and she fights you that it triggers your A negative and or a very harsh primal part of you and that you didn't you don't really like playing with bottoms who fight back And I thought yeah, I thought to myself, you know, that is exactly my style You and I would not mesh at all because I love I could make you bend to my will yes And you know what would happen is you'd end up breaking me and I know when stopping from the room No, we don't mesh out.
No, I would just give you this look see wait I want you to do you feel the estrogen ready to build One two three four five six seven even the men came Squishy Sam squishy creepy squishy younger Down my Yeah, I have definitely been a scene where it's like this is and it's always hard when you've had good negotiation and there's tension You're like, yeah, this is gonna be amazing. This is this is this is not going to go That's absolutely all right. I mean a lot of times it doesn't even like it's not bad. It's not like an awful thing It's just literally you're like wow, there's nothing you're just not finding Nothing and I think that's really important to say that that is okay that is not in the post goes on and it says This is not a reflection on the top or bottom.
No, this is not a reflection on it I mean, okay, there are sometimes extrenuating circumstances where someone's having a bad day or you know, they're just not into the mode And we're not really talking about that. We're talking about the overall these are just two that don't just because you say yes Doesn't mean it's gonna be great. It's true and leave yourself. Oh, go ahead Like I can I like playing with sissy sissy boy sissy man And there is somebody who I know that we got together and played and his his mistress said you know gave him permission And we were playing and every time I would do something to him or spank and he'd come back with some Little smart-ass remark that was kind of cute, but that triggers me and I don't like it.
I'm all back as for well I ended up punishing him for it and that really hurt his feelings because it just was not the way he was used to playing It was not the way he was used to being treated by his mistress But you aren't his mistress exactly, but that was his thing and it wasn't mine We had never even discussed it past that point and then it didn't last more than 10 minutes Well, this was great. He's a nice guy and we hugged it out and it was good But just yeah, I mean I definitely I've had scenes where it's like very attractive guy This is the other like hey, there should be sexy. There is nothing and I really don't want to touch you Kings It's the answer for me So I think a good message What I do is obviously you've had to learn from being in those situations a few times Where you have to give yourself that permission to just bow out and that it's okay if there's a little bit of disappointment And especially from the bottom's point of view Don't let someone hit you that you're not into yeah, if it's not working It's not going to magically start work I mean give your you know, some people are like oh, you know, I got into it after a couple minutes after a couple minutes It's not going to arrive. Don't worry about disappointing the top This is this is a whole other conversation which we've had before and we're gonna have more of it's okay To stand up for yourself and say this isn't working for me You can do it in a polite way and every and every top please don't go through a scene where you're not You know feeling it yeah, because then they're not gonna feel it I mean, I mean there's demo scenes of course we're not talking about a demo scene where someone's like hey I want to try vlogging then you're in a mindset where I'm not here to get visceral and primal or whatever I'm just I'm just doing vlogging or a wax or some violet one demo and that's that can be fun and giggly and you know You can communicate back and forth and it's very conversational, but don't don't do it to yourself It's not it's really not your breathing so heavy into the mic Oh, it's Mike's still on you So when he starts muttering to himself sounds like subliminal messages in the back of the perverted podcast background I think that I like the topic.
I think it's really good to just point out that it's okay if it doesn't go well The other thing I like how we talked about too was there's there's kink really you know chemistry and there's also sexy chemistry Like he said like he's had great scenes where it was just a huge makeout session with a chick But the beat you know the kinks side of it didn't work or you've had great like kinks scenes where like the smoochie sexy side Sure about that I've had that a number of times so I mean it's just remember guys it's not it's not always gonna be a home run Absolutely Hahaha I don't like that one so much Okay, we go around you know this you may start Conteums, tikou about conteums Fit like a snug hug shows respect on it for your partner prevents child support Suffocate my squirt wandering see goes nowhere. No kids life is better. I'm noticing a theme theme Go Kathy bring us home here little spermie Keep on coming down the shaft gotcha trapped again Thank you. Thank you I love it.
It's groovy. All right. Uh, this is from theater vegan. You guys know he's vegan is right?
Yeah, she's sexy and hot and I have dirty fantasy He wants to show her we want to help her we want to hurt her. Oh my god against the green screen I want to help her against the green screen She asks I'm curious about why vibrators are marketed mostly to women do companies not market to guys because they think guys won't buy them Or do guys not buy them since they are marketed to women? This is not a question, but I have to be I never thought of this Chicken or egg situation. No the fact that you've never thought about the question doesn't mean that it's an interesting question But no, this is an interesting question because now it's not interesting to me because I don't I don't get off on vibrators But as apparently if you talk to female dominance or people that play with men, I guess Whatever hey, I bet whatever those people that type of person Um A lot of guys get really aroused if you put a hitachi or a vibrator on their chunk or their balls And that does nothing for me.
So it doesn't even feel slightly good. It feels good like if you put it on my elbow There's no real sights. Mm-hmm. I'm like that's on the tip of my dick.
Okay. That's now I'm chafing Now I am chafing. Yeah, so it doesn't do anything for me, but apparently it is really a thing I know a lot of I think more of the vibrators that they're talking about are for like ass play I mean, I know these there's a lot of you know vibrating. Yeah, there's there's quite a few not a touchy, but like well I'm sure there's there's tons of vibrating butt plugs.
There's butt plugs. There's and there's male specific built The prostate so I mean they are out there They just may not be more mainstream if you look into it especially if you look in the gay community you look in any of like I mean a lot of a lot of Strap on play includes vibrating. You know all of it can be included it just Most of the time vibrators are more of a any situation. So if you Well, I mean a lot of those vibrators besides satoches they're internal.
So you would just have to figure if it's a guy It's gonna have to go back door. Yeah, but I would imagine if it was really good. Yeah, no like there's there's plenty of people like it's not and all the I guess like my sights that Um, I get my vibrators and so forth from have a lot of guys vibrators as well. Huh, so maybe it's just the more Also in stream in general if you're going on eBay or Amazon or something like that Like a lot of the vibrators that come from china or japan or whatever They don't advertise necessarily as they're kind of generic because they're just vibrators Which I mean and all of those vibrators can be used on men and women That's the other thing and you can still take a regular vibrator and run it up to a guy's shaft or put it on their balls while you're blowing them or whatever There's plenty of things that you can Like a creepy sound I mean Give them a mic Your balls and your shaft right now Okay, well, I mean I buy vibrators for women I think all the partners I've had never have heard of Hitachis.
Don't touch the handle. Thank you I've never heard of Hitachis, right? And uh, so that's the first thing I buy is Hitachis and for my fiance it just during sex it makes her tight pussy even tighter So sure that's why I use it for and then um, I have the external we vibe that they have for one of the submissives I play with and it's just it goes on the inside and on top of her clit and it's cell phone operated And you can use it anywhere in the world she she sets her phone up you set your phone up You can adjust the speed all that stuff so it's like interacting it's an interactive thing So vibrators are technically for women, but but most of the time it's the guy who's buying them, you know, huh? But oh she didn't like that No, no, no, no, no, what no, no, no, no, no, what no, I'm just saying you just have to be more creative Yeah, also if you're not playing with dudes, it's kind of not a you know, I don't think that they aren't necessarily marketed towards men It just honestly They're there you just have to go to the correct sites and like I said, I mean the the gay men's you know Community has been using vibrators and so forth for decades.
Oh, all right. Well, yes. Yes, nixie Maybe theater vegan doesn't realize that though actually seriously if you guys I will say this Sorry one second if you are looking for really good male toys if you are even if you're you're straight or whatever check out the gay community They have some really great stuff. Yeah, I shit wired like that's what's wrong.
This doesn't work. Yeah. No, like this works Yeah, yeah, yeah, what is it ox balls stuff like that all of those like if you guys are if you're looking for ask player whatever check out any You know doesn't matter your gay straight or whatever check out those websites. They have their stuff solid I was just gonna say that I think also there's a difference between buying online and buying in stores because there's a lot of I don't know still societal shame about men who like women with ass play and so there's I think if you were men going into a sex toy store and buying a toy for Themselves rather than online.
There's something like societally sexy about a woman going into a store and buying a vibrator I think there's a little bit of a difference. So maybe that's why they're marketed to women in stores more That is a good marketing point actually answering the question Very good This next topic of haiku attack Is uncle creepy Kathy what you go ahead and start. Oh, god. Don't don't don't get closer.
Don't get closer. Don't get closer Okay, go one moment talking and the next he's hovering then bam. It's creepy Quite literally This big fucking pervert brings you close in for hug while grazing side boom You and I are just melding on themes Like an old fungus eyes you from a dark corner then a side boob hug Creepy with our muse. Oh my gosh.
Anything going on in the hunger save us Something weird actually no, it's kind of cutting quiet. How many people are in there? Just generalize don't count seven not including me. Thank you.
You know, maybe it's one new person dr. Waco. Hey, hello dr. Waco Otherwise, we were also talking about vibrators and stuff and Go a lot just yes vibrators vibrate Now it's kind of there.
Well there you have it. I'm out and you me out Exactly. This I blame not wearing pajamas No, what's where I blame this this level of lameness Is less than nice you may need some fucking advice right now It's really important that we remind you that none of us here are therapists. I am a therapist every fucking time I am a therapist and you need therapy for real.
Please come to the love lab come to the love lab Okay, seriously those certificates on the uncle creepy points at my certificates on the door those are actually for a massage therapist But it's I got them They don't demerit you they don't like well you're now no longer qualified to be a massage therapist I was gonna totally uh like laminate my my enema like certificate for nursing school that certified for enemas Enema I want that certification I want our class you could go. No, I don't want to go to that class because it's not gonna be cool It's not it's not it's gonna be here's your 95 year old. Yeah, like so you've been bound up for nine days Yep, get the gloves and it's harp And the oil Cram puzz what is it called when compacted impacted? Oh, ballot instruction something like they got that brick action Actually, dude, it's the worst if you like some nurses like we I have never had to do this You gotta digitally just dig it.
You just gotta get there Yeah, and then all of a sudden you just feel the glove break like on the paper You're like, oh, that's under my nail That's what I'm gonna say when the finger pokes the poo from now on that's how you're gonna check the oil That's that's awesome. What were we doing? Yes? Finally something all right.
This is from Snoopy soap. Okay, who says I love the show I have been binging on you guys for about two months now. You never feel to put a smile on my face This is the question. Why do I end up crying every time I reach orgasms?
Is that called irony? You never feel the smile on my face. I'm crying There was a period like she loves the show new paragraph. Yes.
All right. Like you always make me smile Let me help you be unhappy. Now. Here's my question.
See I said now. Here's my question break it I feel like there needed to be a bit more. I know I'm a little longer pause. I'll give you a pause What Why do I end up crying every time I reach orgasm either in a scene or just during sex with my daddy?
I don't tend to worry about it too much when we are doing other things it tends to be during the moment or just after I stop sobbing That I start to freak out a little wonder what the devil is going on I don't see myself as an overly emotional kind of person So this outburst of emotion is kind of put me off any help will be appreciated I only ask because I really don't know anyone else who might know or understand what is happening Plus I really do look up to you guys. You're all so chill and relaxed when you talk about this stuff on the podcast Relax Normal A lot of people it does it you can say it's it's it's common, but it's it's not there's nothing No, no, there's nothing there's nothing abnormal about it, but it is not a regular Dorvans there. No, there's yes, and it's triggered by a number of things and like the organ No, not necessarily that it could be because you know she describes us as this is you know having sex with her daddy Well, obviously there's a commitment is this a new daddy relationship? Is this something where no look?
I'm just going into some personal experience here. Okay. All right. She pulls out her phone.
I'm just gonna ignore boogie Gonna google it literally what are you doing? There's an actual like biological thing sure sure I'm googling the name But in regards to quies she's not used to doing this. I mean, yes, okay It could be just a very intense orgasm that leads to a cathartic moment, but there's also You'd need more information on the relationship. I've had people that cried just because of the surrender You know like in the in the meetings and stuff I go for all the drug and alcohol stuff That's very common that you're very pent up your pent up for years and years and you don't actually disengage the sympathetic nervous system And so all of a sudden you have this moment where you have whatever that revelation is that freedom that Allowing yourself to finally surrender in a moment to someone and so when she says, you know I have sex with my daddy and then all of a sudden I cry this may just be something that happens because you'll cry for maybe a Couple months that this will be just something because your body's finally able to feel that you've made those pathways that you can now relax in This situation maybe she had some sort of past whether sexuality having to be very reserved because there was you know Maybe a verbally or physically abusive relationship There's a lot of things but all of a sudden starting to cry after orgasm usually in my experiences is an indication that there was a moment where you actually Felt safe enough to let go and once you do let go then it all starts to come out She should try masturbating and see if she gets the same thing Like if it's based on the org out.
She said yeah She said this was with I with him and during this sex with him and during a scene And she also mentioned something about not being able to come during sex I mean it was a long email that she did give us a lot of backstory But I have a feeling that we would need more information but to freak out about it There would be no need to freak out. No, it's kind of like and the reason I'm kind of brushing this off It's like when a lot of times when women who are not necessarily emotional Like emotional people I had a very good friend of mine who would cry during arguments when she got mad There was nothing she could do about it and she would just start sobbing It wasn't even like she was sad. It was ever It was just the overwhelming amount of emotions and it had I jokingly refer to my friends who cry as emotional leakage It's okay. You have emotional leakage because it's literally just so much like you get so much Ah, and it nowhere to go but oh your eyeballs So I mean that's awesome.
So I mean that's why you never know how it's gonna come out I was gonna express yourself sometimes it takes us all by surprise I mean and it's like if you have something like it and if she's not having orgasms through sex any other time Then this may literally be so much emotional like Hype and build up in chemicals and whatever and she may just have nowhere else for it to go. Yeah, but outtribles Right, it's normal. Don't freak out. It's definitely and I don't necessarily think it's something permanent But even if it is something that's that's just how you have sex and if you're having that great of an experience to where your response is to cry As long as you're not shutting down Psychologically afterwards and you know, it's triggering other ugly things.
I don't think there's anything wrong with that No, I certainly hope she doesn't feel that it's something to be embarrassed about Because then that will just fucking kill her orgasm If she's with a partner who doesn't who it freaks him out or he doesn't like it find another fucking partner because that's who you are And that's what your orgasm is like. Yeah, that's my opinion plus, you know as as a narcissist as a sex God narcissist I you know when somebody cries and just looks at you after they come and they're like, I'm so happy you're like You know, that's me obviously right now. Why is it just like why are eight people looking at their phones right now? Why what is going on here?
We're trying to avoid you I Have no jingle for sexy reading whoa really we're already there. I know we got five some else to talk about no we don't No, it's not a long show. We didn't know we had one I think do you want to see anything? No, no, no, no, we're not gonna dig for shit.
I don't see why I'm not gonna like dig and try to drag stuff out What's the drag shit out? We have a great audience. We do we probably have a lot to say that is interesting It's not a little bit then they can then they can no no It is about me god damn it no we do our sexy reading we have an early show if that's what it is I'm under cooperating no sexy reading do sexy The rest I got the I got a button too and it goes like this no it doesn't go like that There you didn't know why this is so far don't don't crash the sounds Kathy Journey into my mind. Thank you.
Yeah, I just wanted to do some sexy button button I Feel a lot of tension We were wearing pajamas I would feel much I and that's what I was saying. Okay, we failed our audience. We did it. We love our audience Goddamn reading so this is Moby-ass shit.
Come on. Oh see fucking hell I see sexual tension but with your own story Why don't you go ahead and start fine? Oh some people I wonder who this is I Know I'm yelling at people so when we're having sex it's like We've gone off the rails, why did you know what you should put my damn orgasm on I should have Tees to please written by Luna love 6963 Sitting on the edge of the bed watching me begin to play dipping my fingers in my wetness and rubbing it on your lips diving head first You take a lick pulling you by the hair up to me Kissing you deep wrapping my legs around you forcing you to roll gliding into you I ride you as I hang on tight you thrust me up falling down on your cock moaning out don't stop over and over again I drop begin to peak and you know flipping me over taking complete control expelling my please You deepen your thrust sending me into an orgasmic seizure has me writing in pleasure Now you can make physical reactions. I didn't want you to distract abyss.
I was just more than a Stroking his nipples and it just made for very not sexy See I told you get into the sexy stories everything gets better There's time to say we got stories to read alright He pushes the hair out of his eyes and stands up straight to catch his breath from frantic energy to sudden calm the very air has changed Its mind. He doesn't even look at me as if I don't exist because you see I've now been dealt with because he knows now I can't move all that struggling has made him hard and with slow and languid pace He makes his way around the bed and reaches in and pulls one out No knowing Lear no arrogance mark is necessary here his silence speaks much louder what it is He needs to say that like it. Yes or no no matter what I think I'm just his property I'm here for him to take and that because I've now been dealt with he can turn his mind to this and roll that latex down his cock And just go take the thing that's his and every move he makes I watch with anger in my eyes is just to prove that nothing can change This little fact my anger goes unnoticed my glaring unremarked. I may as well be anyone for all he cares to think I know he's now behind me and without a single word he pushes in uncaring and takes all that he wants It's only then he comes to life and all the taunting starts So he can prove my mind is his as well Just like all the rest and somewhere in the middle I break down and just give in relieve that he is strong enough to take me to this place relieve that There is someone who's need for this is so intense that he'll just time you down and take me because well I'm just his Did he really just go there?
Alright, I don't know if my story is gonna I don't think my story is gonna turn anyone but mark on oh God Mark Mark come over here come here. I want you to sit on that table Inside the ice caves the biologist went to get her daily sediment samples She knew the earth was old and cold in here and the palpable energy of past primal beings always made her wet This year's expedition was long and lonely It had been a while since she had felt the skin of another against hers today the caves snelt different as if there was something Living and moving with intent hiding in the shadows It filled her with anxiousness, but also aroused her stopping in her trash She felt a wave of pheromones wash over her she spun around and stood face to face with what appeared to be a tall half-man half-animal covered with Snow white fur she gasped and flinched but before her analytical mind could assess the situation the creature grabbed her and threw her to the ground With its dirty claws the beast ripped open her snow suit exposing her naked flesh to the cold which stung her skin like needles With a growling aggression the predator pushed her legs apart giving a clear advantage to her shivering pussy She pushed in vain to get away But the humanoid male had pinned her arms against the floor of the ice cave as her eyes made contact with its she knew that this thing was going to fuck her Before another moment passed she looked down to see a large red cot growing from its fur and start pushing to find the entrance of her uncontrollably dripping cunt as the creature poked and thrust it a few times She could feel its frustration and desire growing and against her puritanic moral upbringing She shifted her hips instinctively and tilted her pussy to offer entrance to this horny beast The last hard thrust met its target and plunged straight into her hole ripping away the walls of her long ignored canal filling it with raw hot Sex she screamed in pain and ecstasy as the caved weller fucked her in a vicious convulsive manner each thrust getting harder and deeper bringing her to fiery continuous orgasm in seconds the beast did not care about her arousal and she knew it and that made her come even harder when she Thought she couldn't take anymore She felt the cocks well almost ripping her into and with a shuddering how the creature feverishly fucked and shot its beastly load in her So deep that she thought she felt it on her stomach inside As more cum came out the growing the growling snowman shook and cried out thrusting to get every drop out of him and into her and then it was over Before she could wrap her legs around the beast and keep the cock inside her a while more The snowman yanked his meat out of her jumped up and ran to the darker depths of the cave She sat up and the cold returned as she felt the cum dripping out of her turn to ice on her thighs She unpacked a survival blanket out of her backpack and started to make her way back to the entrance of the cave With a chuckle of confused disbelief. She thought to herself This was by far the best sample she ever collected And that is our show Thank you, Threschel providing this perverted playground for us to record in Be your beasties no man what Put some bunny for on you a bunch of white bunny for on you Wow look at that Nixi did you want to hold her? It's not she go go over there hold it and just jam it into her cunt just put it That's it.
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Thank you everybody who's here in the love lab to ungrained everyone in the chat room To mark in her touchy and Nixi Too creepy Why put it down why must you kill every sexy moment? Did you think Sam yeah Questions comments or ideas please email and please don't let the comments in question Email calm and visit perverted podcast now calm and finally god damn it snowmen men taking Kathy with yelling in your mind Abyss with thrusting throbbing things and and pervs you'd be such a great unicorn for him be the unicorn of this Mark just ran out of the room well everybody it's a shorter show a little discombobulated But you know what we're glad we're here every week and we love you and we'll see you on the next trip. I Like the pause I'm not gonna edit that too. That's like everyone going like Stop sniffing it stops.
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