Abyss, why are you texting on the show? Abyss, why are you t- why are you t- why are you taddling on me, Captain? Abyss? What?
Abyss? No way. This showtime is not texting time. Uh, I'm trying to get laid.
Oh, well, I'm sorry. Anything comes without it. No, by all means, let's just stop the show. Oh, it stops for a minute when he's trying to get laid.
I'm not trying to send text while we're trying to record the show! Just saying. Just saying. Jesus fucking Christ.
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Look, there was nothing wrong with the figgling thing. The figgling thing. It was like, when they were running to the bathroom and crying and– That's a good show! What do you want to do a cooking show?
You want me to talk about the ground cauliflower? Is that what we want to talk about? No. No, let's talk about those who are coming.
They apparently abyss and Kathy find our perverted podcast listeners incredibly retarded So they wanted the management of how this party is that Thank you, abyss Thank you party of pussy cookies I think most people that are gonna be in attendance realize that it's not obligated that you shove a fucking dildo in your orifice That they could like not play or that they could just like play normal spinky stuff So anyway, this yes, it's a regular play party get in any party 18 or over You are not obligated to partake in the pussy cookie and I'm gonna hit you with a fucking flub And I'm gonna drag you by your fucking genitalia and make you eat pussy cookies That's what we're gonna do I think the pussy cookies will be labeled I think it's pretty much assumed if there's a cookie on a plate of that party came out of someone's fucking vagina So if you don't want to don't eat the cookies People are like I'm around my own cookies No, no, we'll take them from you and then have someone sit on them and wipe it in their vagina and then feed it back to you That is not a promise actually Wiping What Mark wanted me to put that after because since she can't speak on the show she wanted me to tell the listeners That the highlight of her week was a fact that boogie got memory phone for the bid The bed of a little like you actually got the memory phone mattress that actually stays in one piece. Yes. Yes, apparently This is I'm glad this is she has a Newscrope having to make the bed all the time not just poor mark trust me and of this and apparently it is a nightmare to put together He's a good night. It's just okay.
It's a bit great. This is awesome. You're gonna invite women back to the big I'm properly sized a memory phone You know sometimes coming up with stuff to do and DS is hard So you just you know hey make the bid and you know It's a challenge and they got to do it right and they get a go say focused and I also bust their toe on the like center block That is holding a That's just it's it's it's a nightmare just if you see that way just You know what that did I seen that they've seen things and enjoyed many a love fest Well, Mark is very happy. Well, congratulations mark and boogie on your memory foam of one piece.
That's great I'm very excited. That was that was incredible. Are you gonna ask words? I got her what?
Captain enthusiasm, could you please ask the chat room for celebrities for us to masturbate to this week? Yeah, I already have they've already got one for you Why do I feel? Oh, yeah, we don't need to have a bit do it. So tell them that a bit can masturbate I think you should have to anyway what that smile right off her face And just why don't you send it in like masturbate about a celebrity and then send but you never actually did yours What what I made up for it by watching some good, you know, anime and BCL Actually, I had to I had to make up mine Kathy to make up hers years never got done.
I think it's a pass Okay, fine. I'm gonna who am I supposed to masturbate to? Okay, okay Junken dogma You know, I'm gonna have fucking Selma high again a fantasy there's gonna be a pass there's gonna be a pass That's like that's like going to the cathedral and not Have a good day Sort of metaphor Not asleep, okay, well let us know when they come up with something I had something Chris Pratt Chris pram Well now you can do with the raccoon yeah, you can do it with with Bruce Isn't he in parks and recreation to yeah, yes, he's totally dorky. I can work with that Now you're gonna high-five us creepy.
That's like an Eiffel Tower or something So they have one for abyss what? Streetcarning desire you gotta go with no the Isle of dr. Mero with ice bucket on his head We told them in the chair that that's what we come up that is it all right. Well, we'll work on this Thank you very much I Mightn't or possibly perplexed for your peace of mind So let's get into some cheery news some cheery community news some let's get together and work it your I thought you were leading this You're already like arms crossed no, he's very vervite.
No, this has been a lot of thinking this has been a situation The only post we're gonna be talking about because it's actually a series of five posts by River Fern and it is about an Experience that she had at an event in which she did something she had something done on her called solar branding Which I had never heard of I actually had to look it up to you guys. Yeah, well It's only been around for a few years and it is like I said a series of five posts in which she talks about the whole ordeal and how horribly bad it went We're not gonna really discuss names or events or where this happened. We really just want to focus on the fact that this was a very Dangerous procedure because you're basically taking some kind of glass or magnifying glass and using the heat of the Sun To brand somebody which I understand from reading up on this is incredibly dangerous because you can't really there's not a control aspect Yeah, you can't control turn down the Sun exactly a lot different from taking you know the standard branding that we use because you can determine How deep you're gonna go so in this particular case it went horribly wrong and she wrote some very Beautifully put posts very eloquent about her ordeal. I can't even begin to either.
No way. I'm quoting it There's no way I'm gonna be well I will say from reading the first part of it because we're gonna get into the nitty-gritty of the actual what happened and so forth But I can understand her process I thought her mindset and where her processing was through the ordeal before it went to a hell and a hand biscuit was Incredibly wonderful like the way she surrendered to the pain because this is all stuff that we do in this lifestyle anyway So what she was talking about what this ordeal meant to her and what the pain was worth and the scars and this other all the things Experience and as someone who has done you know ritualistic branding myself I mean I have scars from from my dominance and I have you know Personal tattoos all over the place so I can understand and sympathize where this where her thought process was and where she wanted Yeah, it marks that you get with a temporary or a permanent in the community You're very important to most of us and so it you're right It did me a lot and I'm glad that you agree with me that it was very well written and I'm glad that she gave us permission because She takes the reader through the entire ordeal of what it was like why she did it and then how everything started to go horribly wrong The person doing it it was there for his first time doing it which he didn't disclose which he did not disclose to her or her dominant They were surprised to hear from him. Hey, can I take a picture because you guys are my first ones after after the fact? Yes, and so She got fourth degree burns.
I didn't know you could get fourth degree burns Fourth degree burns around her entire ankle in a band which is what is that called? It can cause a turn-kiting effect. Yes, so if you actually becomes a turn-kip Yes It's not just a scar like because it was fourth degree and what that means is when I was reading it and she was talking about her experience And she there were certain aspects that instantly as a nurse made my flags go up because she's saying oh I hop off this table And I didn't feel any pain it didn't hurt. Yeah, when you get to a burn specially burns guys burns are some of the nastiest things It honestly when she said there's no pain that man He went past and and damaged the nerves burns hurt for a reason because they just fry all the all the sensory and it hurts like hell But if you're burned doesn't hurt Yeah, you've done fucked like you have gone that you've gone below the actual nerve beds on that Yeah, so I actually am gonna read a quote I really wasn't going to but there is something that she says this is how she describes it when she and her dominant first heard that they were Her his first the people he was doing this on he hadn't told us that beforehand We knew it was recently added to his repertoire But he hadn't told us we would be the first from the way he spoke it had sounded like he'd done this technique before on other people And was now at a point where he felt comfortable doing it as a service for others I checked with a medic to make sure I could do good aftercare medical staff at a kink event have seen everything That was my first moment of that look on the face of a medical professional that look of oh my god What did you do and this is something that she hears?
Progressively throughout her story throughout the weeks and months from not only the paramedics But the nurses when she's finally admitted to the burn unit when she finally realizes that her foot has swollen to twice its size And she can no longer walk she gets that same look from the doctors. She starts hearing them talk about we're gonna have to do a skin graft You might lose mobility. We might have to do more than one surgery You might actually even lose your leg There is always the threat of losing your life and be this downward spiral that she goes through with her family not understanding What's going on? She's not even understanding what's going on until it finally sinks in that she is in a whole lot of trouble Well, and the thing that makes me so scared with this and guys anything we do in can't carries a risk And we will go into more of that later, but especially with burning and branding Like that has a nurse.
I will not I won't lie. I work in I did a rotation the grossman burn center So I saw horrendous burns and they are deadly guys burns are deadly the first thing you do is lose fluids And then you are just an open open wound for any kind of infection and it's just a breeding ground for this And that's the thing like she talks about how this professional told her to oh leave the burn open to the air Because it needs to breathe like what the actual fuck? I'm sorry anyone basic first aid you clean it and cover it because that is instant Your skin is your armor and if there is a break in your armor that leaves you open for infection that is any of the things We do be a cutting branding even rope burn to be honest guys I mean anything that breaks your armor is leads you down a path of oh fuck this could go horribly wrong Yeah, and I actually I really think it's important for our listeners anybody who's gonna be doing this sort of thing anything where you break the skin You're absolutely right of this you need to be careful even if it's just a needle even if it's what do they call that cell popping So probably another brand and no And anytime that you do that listen I know a lot of people who do who are really great here people I know personally who do cell popping who do needlework who do cutting Professionals some of them not professionals But they take they go through a lot to make sure that they know what they're doing before they even cut into someone Or break someone's skin but even then you cannot be certain that something is not gonna go wrong You need to vet and vet these people and then if you know somebody like thank God we know a biz who's a nurse Have them standing by and I'm not saying this as if to chastise river for not having done all that she could Did more than most people would do in something like this I know so many I have women that show up in the club and they hear that I've done fire play and they go You do fire play and I'm waiting for them to start asking questions and they're just looking at like can we go do that? I go you've never even seen me do fire play.
I actually had to rewind I had someone do that and I said hey call mark cuz she's done a lot of it with me and let her tell you about it from her point of You we have so many people that are so excited that are in this lifestyle that somebody says they're good at something and that's good enough for them That's good enough for them to trust this guy burns six fucking people at this event This wasn't just this chick there was another dude or I don't know That also received a skin graft on his arm from this same dude at that same weekend This wasn't just one event this motherfucker burned people Because he didn't know what he was doing and he pretended like he did and I know we're not supposed to judge and go off Under this and I know that our instant reaction is you know Anger because something like this is so horrible that it happens and and we understand that that maybe this guy was really good at something But but fuck man. This is I don't believe someone just because they say they're great at it Take some time watch it goes with and I will say this branches out to any of the high-risk things that we do in the kink community That could be your rigors. I'm sorry anyone who's gonna be tying different points of your anatomy up and then pulling you into the air You better make sure they know what they're fucking doing. Absolutely anyone who does need a work Anyone who does cutting I've had people like let me cut them and they've never seen me cut someone They've never seen if I've left scars.
They've never seen you know these are all things granted because I am a nurse It gets you a little extra little little Like hey she got it is what she's doing But you know it's like it's still these are all things like would you go to a tattoo parlor and pick some random person and not look at their Portfolio before you pay them to put something permanent on you I know I wouldn't and the thing is that this guy is actually a tattoo artist a very well-known tattoo artist from what I read and he's also done Branding of other kinds so but there's no school you're absolutely right but you go to an event You go to an event right you there is a fair amount of assumption that you're gonna do that the people who they have at these events At least what they're doing Yeah, so and even the further work that she did in investigating and asking him the right questions and it sounded like the answers that he gave Some good bullshit, but he had never done it. Yeah, and he should have just I mean shit I had to go to fucking massage school for 720 hours just to give someone a fucking back rub I mean what degree do you get for solar branding what degree what training? How do you how do you vet somebody? I mean like this is not like there's a school you can go to and again I will also say the flip side of that is that's pretty much everything we do here everything we do is we teach each other and Unfortunately for future I really wish and this goes back to the guys if you are learning something new practice on something else Chicken why not burning chicken chicken breast and I understand the excitement I understand that people really want to find these bonding and amazing Experiences and I can completely sympathize and empathize because we've all like anyone who's been in the scene knows the connection that Especially because she was talking about it was connecting her with her sir, and it's it's a very emotional and it's very Symbolic, but and I don't I don't judge or blame her for anything that she's done I I have done plenty of stuff that I carry the marks for and I don't regret them I love them because they symbolize their point in my life that I wanted But when they go horribly fucking wrong, you know That's that's where we have a little bit of a wake-up call in this community to make sure that we not only take care of ourselves But watch out for each other too.
Yeah, and let me tell you could have been a lot worse even though This is pretty bad. She told us that she's still going through secondary infections. She's only been like a month Couple months. Yeah, I mean I do won't care for a living and it takes forever skin-grapstick forever Oh, yeah, and so it was what really what I loved about her post is that she continues talking about what it was like At the time of the post her her parents weren't talking to her about it They were very upset there were a lot of people in her life that were upset at what she had done And this is kind of how she closes it off because there's a great deal of self doubt and that you're trying to figure out how much of this Was my own so she says I did everything I thought to do but I could have done more I should have done more I should have done more research ask different questions tried to get more information and realize that the brand Or didn't have that information and then made a more informed choice How much of this is my fault?
How will people treat me when they know what happened? How many people will scoff and say I brought this on myself? Well, you know, it's I'm not one of those people who say that to her Absolutely not in this I mean even though I want to hammer the fuck out of the the guy For obvious mistakes these were obvious mistakes Nobody had the intention of going into this to harm someone and this brander guy didn't didn't go in with the intention He thought he was gonna do something really good and a lot of times the people that are gonna harm you are not necessarily Evil predators who are seeking to harm you, you know, it's just we have to look we have to look deeper at these things that we're gonna Do especially when they're things that are gonna have the potential of this well I want to say thank you so much to Riverbond for sharing her story with us For referring yes, absolutely. Thank you and and if you're thinking of they did set up a Fund on you you caring calm.
It's kind of cute. They called it brand aid Oh, so if you go on you caring calm and do a search for brand aid You will actually be able to see the pictures of she and the other five victims is there a link to her post? Are we gonna post she wanted us to? We'll post it on perverted podcast.
Yeah, we'll put it on her fat life. She gave it to she say she wanted us to post it So that people go in here her point of view It's like I don't say it's a great read she was really eloquent with you. Yeah, she wasn't a bitchy whiner like poor me poor me I know she does that in her decision Well, that was an uplifting topic. Wow, what we could do now boogie better him than me Biggest bears at top when she goes that That's We're gonna talk about the bedroom rodeo step.
I'm not in the mood You fickle fickle young lady. How can I get you in the mood? Can I can I give you that look? No, whatever Can I whack my penis underneath that turns me on yeah?
All right, what are we talking about obviously bedroom rodeo is basically our are not necessarily kinky part of the show Just you know good old-fashioned sex cuz people like sex and we like sex and it's not always just kinky So we're getting into topics that deal with just your regular sexual relationship with your partners That's right. I look at you and this one was there was actually a thing What was the call that was the incompatible incompatible sex drive? Yeah, see that's why I'm not moving see oh see She's being smart see I was setting up for that high brow Humor I don't get it's the amount of times on last few months Throw down or no, it's on the floor what my stupidity in Celsius. I appreciate that Well, you found this one boogie It's from the website durex calm direct so they do sex products and condoms and stuff like that and they got a bunch of articles on there We're gonna use some of them yeah So basically in the circle they're talking about when you and your partner have an incompatible sex drive and this can be a new partner Or you can suddenly happen in the middle of an existing relationship and of course they say a lot of the medical reasons that that can happen stress Metapause, mena boss.
Thank you depression drugs whether legal or illegal unhealthy lifestyle. It really doesn't matter To the person psyche what the reason is because the results can be devastating when something like that happens whether You're the person who who's sex life has gone down or you the person who's asking for more sex from your partner It's easy to feel like crap I think I think a lot of us if you've been in a long-term relationship or something I think a lot of us have been in that situation where you there is a lot of times an ebb and flow of attraction during you know When you have you know your everyday life comes in and like bites in the ass and you're like this happens with my marriage It was literally I was in school, you know studying eight ten hours a day plus I was working I'd come home and I'd have to also cook and clean and do all this other shit and I come home my husband be like Rip his head off if you tried to touch me because I'm like fuck you you're still in your jammies And here's the thing we feel bad about it when it's happening you feel totally bad But really it's more likely to be about them than about you them meaning who then the person The person who suffered because of the fun. Yes, who's suffering? That's the person who's not getting laid at the percussive.
Oh my god. I was a little confused with that, too Okay, oh my god. Are you gonna go all valley girl on us? You're the one.
She's dead whatever She's a poop. I guess I go on. No, no, no, no, which one so what they're talking about is that in any relationship communication I'm like shit. I'm gonna have to do this segment now But when they're talking about communication is being key they mean for your partner and for yourself because both people are gonna Have to do a great deal of soul search and to find out what the problem is to get to the bottom of it This is why a lot of vanilla people and I don't mean that in a derogatory way But you mean when they say we're reconnecting it is it's also a lot of times if the attraction base is turning off in a relationship There's underlying factors like it normally means like they feel like one partner's not being as feeling as fulfilled as they you know used to if If they if there's actual problems in the relationship that are getting skirted over because it's hard to be intimate with someone and want to Be sexual with someone if you're pissed off about six other things before you even get home and you don't even want to look at them Let alone, you know touch them exactly it can be it can be multi-layered and it can be extremely difficult But if you don't have that one key thing where you are willing to do a lot of self-reflection to figure and really dig deep You're kind of in a lot of trouble because you cannot get past something this crazy without talking to yourself I'm talking to your partner discussing openly and it will mostly Involve discussing things that are hard to talk about things that make you cringe things that you don't even want to say because you know It's gonna end up hurting your partner.
It's also good to have a good friend base, too Cuz like I know with my friends. They're always like they're allowed to that whatever they say, you know It's it is it is hip up in this joint. I don't mention anything that is you know happening with my friends So if they talk about their sexual problems and they say hey, you know, am I being fucking crazy? I then I have free rent is it yes, you're being fucking crazy about this You really like take a look take a step back and really you're you're punishing your partner by withholding sex because you think that's the way to get him to do the dishes Oh Pussy price no, but that's I'm saying like a lot of times no because I have the same situation with my fucking ex husband I'm sorry if I come home and the house is a train wreck.
I've just worked a 11 hour day I still have to study there's no food on the table and he wants to get frisky the moment I walk in the door are you fucking kidding? No, that is your responsibility to put some effort in you want to you want to get laid do the goddamn dishes and make sure dinner Is there when I get home then I can actually think about relaxing for a second and then understanding them hey, you know what you did really good We both put in let's have sexy time exactly so it's not based on the attraction It's based on the negotiation of how you guys both manage a household Hey, like just as I said it is multi-layered even on this website. They're talking about when you want stress stress No, I understand I understand the idea I understand the idea of this person is piss me off So I'm not attracted to them, but I what I'm I'm trying to get to is when is it when is sex used as a weapon? Against your partner that I'm attracted to you and I want sex But because you didn't do these things then I'm not gonna what you're describing is all kinds of fucking dysfunction right there Right would abyss is describing is not dysfunction that's well She wasn't turned on because of the actions of the husband she so it wasn't that she really does want sex But he didn't perform so no, that's actually not what I meant at all Okay, also if you're living with someone 24 seven and you're having to manage a household It's not just coming over and like hey, I'm here for sexy time Like this is something that you are having to work every day, you know, that's why attractions Wayne and stuff forward It's it's literally it's the daily trenches that we're talking about vanilla or nothing.
We're talking about non-king right? I think I'm sending I got just went back and corrected Basically, this is stuff that it's it's not just oh We're too busy or this is not that you know It's it's if your household isn't running smoothly my my worry isn't gonna Be about if I want to have sex because that's not my headspace my headspace is I'm tired I have 50 other million things to do and instead of you know the person who is my partner who is supposed to be my partner putting an equal Amount of work to make our partnership work. I know having to do double time which means I'm not really in the mood I completely I'm I know that you're now working out some some past stuff And I am pretty common just understand that and there's other reasons that people don't have intimacy other than just you haven't you know Pulled your weight in taking care of the house. So obviously that's one aspect But there's but there's a lot of other aspects that also say we have couples that are both carrying the weight There are still other things that kill your libido other than just you know You didn't do your part and I didn't do my part You know there's intimacy issues you guys have touched on before how there's situations that occur in people's lives With guys it's very difficult to have intimacy A lot of times it's like a guy like you hear this a lot in in relationships where it's living where I've heard a lot of people go He'll go jack off, but he won't fuck me So and they're like why I'm right here I'm ready and he wants to go and watch porn and jack off and he doesn't want to fuck me Well, that's now an intimacy issue a lot of times when guys are holding back those feelings like say they're stressed at work or Something with family or or something that's really bearing on them Intimacy with somebody that you care about is vulnerable.
It's a very vulnerable thing even for a dude So it's like I don't want to go there because I'm trying to hold in all this stuff So I have a physical need to get off So I'll go jerk off watching porn, but I'm not gonna have sex with my mate because that's gonna lower my that's gonna lower my defenses Right, so that's another thing that that is is really common Yeah, but you're right in either case in most cases. We're talking about something that has impeded your sex rep something that actually overrides your desire for sex with that partner In a business case, it's it's stress or physical fatigue or anger when I'm depressed There is no way you're coming near me to have any kind of sex because I can't even that depression takes everything over when I'm stressed that stress takes My brain hostage and I can't think of that my I need to have and I know a lot of people like who I know friends who feel I've gone this had this same problem in that they're having emotional issues and that emotion is so intense that it will not allow your Sex driver your desire for sex to come out. Well, and the nice thing they talked about too was the fact that it doesn't always This is about you and your partner getting your needs met so it doesn't always mean that you have to have sex to get each other That was what I was gonna get into that was really important I mean because it gets into certain things like if the set you know Sometimes people want sex for validation I want to feel that I'm sexier that you validate me well instead of having sex if that moment if that funk is there and one of the other party Is unable to achieve that Then instead of having sex you can just spend some time letting them know you care about them that they're special to you that You're not gonna abandon them that you're interested in this partnership that you're working through it right there You've now given them validation to where you may not need to have the sex to have the validation What was the other one the other one was I mean they're talking about just like cuddling even on a Gives that intimacy and again, they said it doesn't even have to be with penetration I mean there's there's still fun and excitement if you're just like and not that much work if you're cuddling on the couch and you'll give a LANDY you know that works right yeah, right? Yeah Diddle-diddle and you're both you're pretty happy.
Yeah, and finally the one thing that they close us off with is that it's usually not one simple answer It's usually quite a few unless you're very lucky if you're very lucky you have a problem This is this is the how to fix it boom. It's done Let's go have sex but usually it's not one simple answer and they do finish it off by saying Trying to figure out how to increase libido and your partner won't get you anywhere without understanding where they're coming from I think that's kind of what boogie was saying is that you have to validate also don't don't keep a calendar a sex calendar I had an ex because our relationship went down the toilet He literally kept a calendar and mark not every time we had sex and all the days we didn't Oh, no, they know wow that works Really? I'm getting late after that but you said that's awesome. Thank you so much for some guilt and shame that really fucking just Engorges my fucking vulva.
Yep. So guys don't keep going. Oh my god. No calendar equals engorge vulva.
Right now We know each other on the couch will come only that's it then engorged vulva I just love it Gorgeable everybody Engorged vulva. I love our audience. I think you have with engorged vulva's do you have an engorged vulva? Yeah, right now Mark engorged vulva Oops did I accidentally forget to put that on all right this one's for you Kathy What's the difference between a bitch and a whore a whore sleeps with everybody at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone at the party But you I didn't write it's that's it wait.
Let's keep this As long as we're not making sense I have hunger and mark pull quotes from the from the chatroom because we don't hear what they're saying We don't ever hear hunger hunger. These are things you pull from the chatroom correct I don't know Thank you, Unger for your animated participation here. Just right. I don't know what any of these things are they just put lines dancing with pre-chewed Hawaiian food What what I don't know think of boogie with goat legs Do I have goat legs am I wrapping goat legs around my face and giving oral to the goats?
I don't know this is these are the questions I have What else are you where else are you going to hide the handcuffs don't want to know what that conversation was about? I think under boob maybe Sometimes that chicken needs to be choked on the down low But I wouldn't use those two I wouldn't use those tissues they've already been had ah Stuff three-armed monkey. Yay. I think that's that's unkey bunkeys stuffy isn't it?
What's the name of your three-armed monkey Ripley Ripley the three-yard monkey? It was like he was actually a three-armed monkey Wasn't it you have a thing he has a that so okay? We knew at least one thing and then put a hat on it and call it a cowboy. That's that's our chatroom.
That's that's that's where they go So anything actually been happening now anything happening now in the chat room. Oh, I drew head and shame. I like he's like It's just been me a mark mark walked off. No.
No, it's not. What are they talking about? Um? Yeah, we yeah, what speak don't even know a virtual campfire apparently what so what are they lighting their living rooms on fire in different places in the world?
Coming on the come this weird role playing thing that's now they're like who my young and shit No, I just changed some I chased them in gorge Volvo away from the campfire that was attacked with a jacket You know what that's what you do that you perform to service in gorge Volvo's a good whoa Senate words mark mark mark that made it chase it away mark Well that okay virtual campfire people This is our this is our group. There's always a cake you don't know about yet So let's learn one now on fetish roulette Well a jingle back to back these bits haven't been very long, but goddamn we have production on this show Why are you giving me sneaky face what would you do now? But now she's all these bits haven't been very long. I'm all oh no no cuz I said I didn't want the first solar rending bit to be a I didn't know I did it was good.
I think it was a good amount of time Sam serial killer Sam kept time and He's sitting there. He hasn't said a word the whole show. He's got a red shirt on it looks good He looks good in red as it covers the blood blood runs brown, huh? How would you know you help him hide the body So I come home covered in blood you masturbate afterward with no no that's that's mark that's fair enough We got a fetish talk about are you guys ready for this?
Still can't I've tried this now 11 times does it make your cockbloom to see someone in an animal costume These are the jokes does grinding on a stuffed bear make you wet down there Do you get huffy when someone tries to stop you from sexing up your stuffies wait? I wrote one more just for added effect It's some fucking in the future when you tear open a stuffed animal sutures That's the case you may be into your sousa galma to feel ya say it with me no you Tofelia The sexual fetish whereby an individual is sexually aroused by or interested in dressing up as animals these individuals call themselves plus use or Furies whether the touch the comforting appearance or innocence of the stuffed animal or just love and some furry rubbing Piles and stuff they do cuddle puddles and no no that's like it's like a running thing. It's a weird Yeah, not weird. It's their own personal decision.
Then we'll turn them on I mean you would tell us more of his what do you know about this group? I've had friends who were furries cool furries at threshold. No, they're actually no we do they may not come in full costume Yeah, but these are these are like hardcore like they don't the full mascot cost for you. Yeah, they're awesome Yeah, no, I'm like dude if that's what gets you down a lot of it's a role-play situation And it lets them like oh other inhibitions I don't know if that's more furry or fits versus the headspace with that versus like the specializing of no versus like a stuffy Well, I mean I guess both fall into the category of you good mood and the Mophilia and Which fucking like what are they gonna look it up just look fetish for teddy bears fetish for furries you'll find it You're a good dog to be a good buffett You smell toast?
I'm a waver and smile So who who hasn't rubbed their cock against a stuffed animal in here go ahead raise your hand I have not since I have not I have not hasn't fucking prudes Jesus Christ. I have not I'm sorry not to file my stuffed animal I mean I have to file my stuffed animals. That would be creepy because they're all alive Actually, it's been a long time. I had a weird relationship with my stuffed animals as a kid because I was on riddling I hallucinated and they didn't tell you that was a side effect of riddling when you're a fucking four-year-old kid and their jamming speed down your throat So I actually had some trauma Yeah, there was no sexuality with my I didn't I have never touched cleatus.
You're right. Yes. Okay. It's a pickle looking dinosaur But no, no, I can definitely see see I was you know thinking about this and I just played whack my dick on stuff I didn't actually have sex with it or thought but I mean I'm a try and I just fuck it.
Why not? Howdy face no not lobster to dude don't look she's sad face now. Sorry mark I don't know you have like some no I can see like the innocent thing like it's safe a lot of time fetishes for Objects are because people were very repressed as children like they were told since and sand bad bad bad don't touch it Don't have sex with people so they kind of fetishize items because it's not sinful because it's not an actual person So I can definitely understand some of the possible psychologies, but I can also understand kind of the soft It's something that's you know, it's powerless. It's not harmful stuff animals are never you except mine when I was a kid That I literally I had to pray my entire childhood to my stuffed animals every night of my childhood to not kill me Okay, so now you know now you know that is why That's also if you notice a lot of his toys are made out of stuff Absolutely yeah, but no so I can definitely understand so that's playing with your stuffed animals a furry is a completely different thing That's someone who dresses head to toe and fur If you cut the boobies out in the vagina, I will fuck a stuffed furry nah I mean, but I want the face that's kind of true.
It's gonna be kind of weird. Well, they say can give you eye contact Well, that is good. That is good because eye contact is bad missionary position during a manic episode is not a successful sex I look away. I just can't I just you know I'm just gonna kind of risk wearing your ear and say some dirty things.
I just can't make eye contact with you now It's my doggy style is great for a psychotic right Sam He's like do you like making eye contact with your victims while you're killing him No, he's not no information keep it secret. That's right. It's part of the code. That's what Dexter did So Is this it yeah, I told you what the fucking short show Anything else going on Anywhere in gold gorge vulvas or more gorge vulvas chasing us Everybody grab the genitalia of the person next to you.
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That's the kinky cards. Who sent us that? I don't know page page sent us those cards. So we're gonna now talk about the board site start pulling out these cars I'm glad the show bores you well.
Well, you know what we're gonna do we're gonna end the show You could have been throwing a stop it stop threat those are cards that's You're gonna Cuz she's a fucking Christ many new show and that is our show Thank you, thank you for providing this to her to play ground for us. You are shitting in jump You're like three feet away from you. You ain't hit shit. Look now you're getting aggressive with it.
Come on. Here. I'll show you a nipple Oh, that's great that door. Oh my god that poor door sure knows it down is nipple Jesus Christ and the show I was trying to interrupt me Thanks for having No, I don't wing someone Surrounding areas visit threshold that Oregon find out of a joint their kinky family Thank you to everyone who was here today to hungry everybody in the chat room To mark in her picture taking to see and her friend Winging through his short leg and going up her skirt.
He's like, yeah, that's kind of cool. That's very anthropomorphic You are sounds next victim Say that plastic wrap You from boogie cat the end of it if you have questions comments or ideas such as how to not make this stuff Please send them to perverted podcast at gmail.com and visit for the perverted visit perverted podcast.com. Yeah Well, that's it that's it. Let's just do that You guys are gonna go fuck right in the car not in the car why Okay, can you guys drive on to the street and then just fuck there?
Can you make that happen? Maybe just give him a little blowjob in the car. Oh my god, not what who's driving? You just said so now we'll get in the car While he drives Whatever I just wanted you know, I just want to make sure the kids are happy the kids the kids that's right You have to say like an old man.
I just want to make sure your vulvas and gorge blind my day. I'm on day Her holes up mama's pooch That's an engorged over right there You know we could just do this I know there's gonna be listeners that are like I'm just gonna see how long it goes No, just gonna see it off Kathy. Did you get some dick this week? I did get some dick this week.
Did you yeah? Benj over yes, he did did it. Did it call you madam puppy pants that he did not do a bit Just spitter water he tethered me to the bed. Yeah, and then just with a tether ball No, we had a chain around a bed and spun that ball around the rope.
I am not that limber. Okay That's good. I would like to see the the hard point that killed me That's a good hard point. That's your tether to well good, okay