Do anything around here? I don't like you write the jingles or sing the songs or anything or... I do stuff. Couldn't you be a good engineer?
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Hey Perverts! We actually got people. Hey yeah, I'm Kathy. I'm Abyss.
And I am Calipugi and we are here show 70! Yes! Show 70! 69 was amazing.
Abyss is back now. I was here for that show. Wait a minute, it was the week before you were here. Welcome back!
Well, stop doing your papers now! Okay, so never mind, you went on a date, what was that about? Get laid? No, no I did not, but I actually went on a date and it was very nice.
Did he or she open your door? He did actually. Wow. Wow, very cool.
Yeah, we had actual conversation. We went out for lunch. It was nice. Huh.
Is this actual conversation you speak of? I know, right? It was, we had- What is this opening? What is this opening?
What is that? What is that? How does that work? We went into public during the middle of the day.
Yeah, Jesus Christ, that's disgusting. It's just filthy. Yeah, we dated for three years. That's just- I know you don't leave the Love Lab.
Why would I leave all this? Look at this magic. Look at these walls. Look at these walls.
Look, there's hanging toys. Yeah, the drop ceiling is all torn. Hey! But we had a standard block holding up your bed.
Shut up, it's character. But no, it was really nice because I went on a date and it didn't suck. As opposed to the other dude who kept coming on to you. Yes.
This was a decent normal- I have like PTSD basically. I'm like triggered now by the word unicorn. Like literally, I got a message from somebody on my foot. It was listed as unicorn on the first opening and I was like, Ah!
No! No! And then it opened it up and it's all- I looked at the pictures with you and the unicorn. It's like I have a picture of the stuffies and I'm like, Ah, okay.
You have PTSD. I do. Well, buggies rope. No, no, fuck that.
What's more important is Kathy and I have now come up with a new term that makes us acknowledge our love for each other. Like how Kathy's saying that. I'm Melvin. No, no, no.
Don't do it. But it gives us a little hope. See, because Kathy and I are more seasoned, more veteran life- Shut up! Hey!
Shut up! What is that? Jesus fucking Christ. No, but we've been through a little bit of a little bit of a little wringer, a little wringer-ish.
And so sometimes we get a little hard on ourselves. And that part of your brain that tells you you're a piece of shit and that you're a failure and all that stuff. So we kind of all of a sudden, because we're logical people, so we sat down and we talked ration, you know, existential. I remember that.
So instead of, because you know, affirmations to yourself can really have an impact, so instead of calling ourselves a loser and like completely committing to the hopelessness of our lives, which might not be accurate, we decided half losers. We're half losers. We're half losers. We admit to the half of the loser, but the other half weren't pretty awesome.
See, look at that. That is a fucking step in the right direction. I got to say though, I don't remember this pragmatic rational conversation that we had. I remember a lot of tears of crying.
Wow, guys. Nice. It was in the middle of the pity party or was it? It was, I think, look, if you, at least there's hope, whenever, and you know this in relationship, you know, in counseling they teach you, whenever you put absolutes on something, like you say, you always say this.
That's not true. Sometimes they may say something else. Similar to, but not exactly that. But when you use absolutes, there's nowhere for your brain to go.
You know, so you just assume this person always does this horrible thing or whatever. And that's in a relationship. You try not to use absolutes. You say, at this time you did this and it made me feel this way.
But in regards to self-awareness and how you deal with your, you know, shitty reality, if you say, I'm a piece of shit and a failure and complete, your brain can't go anywhere, and then you might as well just stay a piece of shit. But if you say, I'm a half loser, then you can acknowledge your failures in life, which they are failures. If you set out for a goal and it doesn't work, that's called a failure. It's not a bad thing.
It's part of life. Thousands of times in everyone's life. For Cathy and I, maybe 2000. Um, but- Guys, maybe, okay, so I get where you're going.
But by the fact that we say half, it acknowledges and doesn't- Cause Cathy and I hate it. Am I right when people gloss over and they try to tell you, Oh yeah, everything is going to be fine. Don't worry. Yeah, just need to be optimistic.
Suck a bag of fucking dog dick. That actually makes it worse. Jesus Christ, it does. You guys done?
No. And then what happens was- Hey, sounds a lot lamered now. Back there. We were like, no.
And it was kind of cool. It actually helped me, right? Because I was in a bad headspace due to personal reason that I'm not going to go into now. But you guys, Cathy, you know what?
You're not a loser. You're half a loser. And I'm all, thank you for that. That is awesome.
I needed to fucking hear that. You know, just to get my head out of that split, that place of absolutes where I thought I am 100% loser. Just so many things are 100% loser, half a loser is fucking awesome. It's 50% less.
It's okay. And it's a passing grade. You're okay. If you're a half loser, you're okay.
But you know what's really important? You know who really comes and saves the day on these types of conversations? Who really comes in? Our new superhero mascot.
Dolph and Roach. Dolph and Roach is the new perverted podcast mascot, superhero, slightly retarded. That was the same today. One of the more's all our mascarets slightly retarded.
Spike is it? Spike is a PhD. Spike has a PhD. Spike the Pineapple is a doctor in physics.
No, so actually, Mark was in the kitchen studying with her friend Earl. Earl the girl. Everyone gets guy names, all hot chicks get guy names. So Earl the girl is an artist and she's doing stuff.
And you know, fucking awesome artist. If we can suck up to her enough to get her to draw. Does it suck up again now? Yes, it does.
Oh my god, is Earl the girl amazing? Oh, it went so awesome. Amazing. Talented, talented artist.
Earl the girl. She's just gonna hide in the corner. But she does legit artwork like stuff that's like, oh my god, just total boners. So we're gonna hire her to do some art.
She's not half a loser. No, she's pretty much solid on win, win, solid. So anyway, she was doing some school art stuff. And oh, I gotta do some creative stuff.
And so I start coming up with bullshit because that's what I do. And I like to take things and combine them. And I was just like, Dolph and Roach. It's something everybody loves and everybody is disgusted by.
And you put them together and you create tension in the viewer. It's just that the graphics you pulled up are so violent heinous. I don't even want to look at this. Let's just say Earl the girl was not impressed by Dolph and Roach.
But I said, fuck it. Damn it, artist person. I will go and make it photoshop. The world's worst Dolph and Roach.
We put it on perverted podcast, our fat life and whatever. And then all of a sudden I said, what if Dolph and Roach was helpful? And like came into situations that are local. So like President Obama was fucking pissed off at Bill Clinton because he wouldn't get on the plane because Bill Clinton was busy being up him.
And it was all over the news and Bill's like an Air Force one going, come on, Bill, get on the plane. Bill, you're like, walks up after like 10 minutes. He's like, what, bro? I'm fucking Bill Clinton.
I'm fucking playing with Denny's. It was the best video ever. So I just edited in Dolph and Roach to help Obama get Bill Clinton on the plane. And it was horrible.
And now Dolph and Roach. It was horrible. Yeah, Dolph and Roach will definitely be. But I still would agree with Abyss.
Why does he have to be retarded? Because he's helpful. Helpful people are all retarded. That's the way you're lying.
Where is the button? Where is the button? Where is the button? The views of Boogie do not necessarily reflect those.
You know what? I'm going to show you how awesome we are. Mark, Mark, do you want to do puppy play? Do you want to do puppy play?
No we're going to now. In honor of show 70. Come here. Turn around.
Turn around. Take off your panties. They're pretty panties. They're pretty panties.
You know what we decided to do today on Pivert of Pankas? Tell me, buddy. We're going to turn Mark into a puppy. And do what are you looking at Abyss?
What's going on? I have this cute ass about your face. What? I don't even want to know what she's laughing at.
So we have here a tail butt plug. It's a butt plug with a what is that a raccoon tail? It's kind of a raccoon tail, but it's she's raccoon dog. We have a dolphin roach and raccoon dog.
So I'm just going to put a very little drop of this on. Ask me some of them okay. Thanks. Mark is mouthing stuff at Abyss.
What? I don't know what it is. Is this dirty? Okay.
Spread them. Okay. We're going to make a puppy. We're going to make a puppy.
I love marshes. Oh. He's a little me. That's actually what she was saying.
Oh no. Who's she saying? Oh please. Who's going to be a puppy?
You're going to be a puppy. This is the faking incident all over again. Who's a puppy? Who's a puppy?
She can't be a puppy. That was a very strange wolf. Come on. Who's a puppy?
Oh. Are you puppy? Who's a puppy? Who's a good girl?
Who's a good puppy? Just do the puppy holds the puppy. Go get Kathy. Go get Kathy.
Puppy legs. Puppy legs. Go get me. Go get a puppy.
Bad. Bad dog down. Good dog. No more licking.
Do you want to fetch? Do you want to fetch? Make sure the puppy holds that pretty here. Here you go.
There you go. That's good. Go go. Go go.
Go go. Go go. Go puppy. Go puppy.
Go get it. Touch. Okay. That's good.
I'd also like to point out the one you just shoved up in her butt. It's a glass. Still though. Puppy is getting puppy.
Did you find? Oh, there's a good girl. Come back. Come back.
Come back. Come back. What'd you get? What'd you get?
What'd you get? What'd you get? You got a tampon. That's a good girl.
That's a good girl. You too think you're so hysterical. Because Kathy was throwing some stuff away. Bad dog.
Bad dog. Don't you. Don't you. Mark's a good puppy.
Who's a good puppy? Where's the newspaper? So Kathy was throwing away like a box of tampons. Because I don't need them anymore.
Because I'm an old bitch. You're going through menopause. You specifically pick tampons to fuck them out of the fucking trash. You're a bastard.
Who's a good puppy? Go get it. Go get it. Go get it.
Fix it up with her hand. It's a good girl. I personally wouldn't pick anything up with my mouth. Who's a good girl?
Certainly not this floor. Who's a good girl? Go get it. Kathy.
Give it. Who's a good girl? Who's a good girl? Did the puppy just say me?
It's adorable. Good girl. OK. Go back to the bed.
Go back to the bed. Go back to the bed. No one in your panties, puppy. She's probably just a fuck it.
Go. That'd be absolutely adorable. Look at that. I feel like that was very cute.
It would have been perfect heading up for the tampons. Why did you have to have a bed? Dampon. Because now you're going to throw away a good tampon.
I can't believe you went into the trash. There's no food trash in that trash. It's just paper towels. So you literally stuck your hand in the fucking trash.
It was a whole box. With the box closed. The box was closed. The wrappers were in the thing.
There are ladies with flow issues. Think about the train of chicks he has in here. Oh my god. It was in the main room.
It was there just there. It was on top of nothing. Thank you for making my shame into a little game. Good girl.
Oh, I just hit her with a girl with a fucking tampon. Sorry. Tapping a deck. Geez.
I'm going to have a tampon. Oh my god. It's like fuck you, man. It looks like a fucking statue.
Hunger. How are they going? How are you doing? You got a microphone?
Why? Grab it like that. Gotta hate you. I know.
Hunger? Yeah. How are you doing? Fantastic.
He hates that question. Oh, look. Mike, Mike, right at the camera. He's like, oh, I'm going to the next puppy, Nick.
Good girl. Good girl. Good girl. Good girl.
Good girl. Good girl. Go back to the bed. Go back to the bed.
Go back to the bed. Go back here. I've got a new picture. This is how we start the show for now.
You know why I wipe my head. This is how we start the show. Just another day on bed. Life with orange, kink, and freaky sex.
And it's free. The type of things you see on bed. Life will lead you happy. Hi, enlightened.
Or possibly, or flexed. For your peace of mind, please know that the author of every post we talk about has specifically granted us permission to do so. Will you stop throwing tampons? I know.
Nick, she just went behind her ear. She's like, I'm going to use that later, bitch. That's going to my hoof. Joe, it's on you.
I'm using it. So what have we got? I have a half mine to just hand us over to you and let you read. Why?
I don't know. All right, fine. Is that not the cutest? That's adorable.
And actually, if you look at her and her daddy. He looks like Santa? Yes. That was not like very cute.
So cute. Well, she's writing a post about some dude who emailed her daddy and asked him, quote, I want to know how in hell do you get so many bitches? Hmm. The nerve of this dude, first of all.
So Candy Cane asked her daddy, can I answer this? And this was her response to this dude. She says, let me address your actual unspoken question. How does a graying overweight, nearly 60-year-old man who looks like Santa Claus have so many submissive women?
Well, let me tell you. Even from a dominant role, he treats his women. And in fact, all women with respect. He cherishes us.
He treats us like goddesses, goddesses that sometimes need a spanking, but still. And he doesn't refer to us or even think of us as bitches or any other demeaning term, other than calling you as little whore and such like during sex, which again, is different. So there's your answer. If you take it to heart, it might change your life.
As a side note, easy on the dick pics. They are not the turn on you. Imagine them to be. And consider filling out your profile.
I like how you got her dicks in there, too. I know. So boogie, what do you have to say? Why do you want to start with me?
So I look like the dick. I totally agree with the poster. I mean, I just thought it was funny how you get so many bitches, because that's how dudes talk. It's not personal.
At least for me. I say bitches like this and bitches like that. Hollywood daddy says bitches like sprinkles, because bitches like sprinkles. So I wasn't offended by that, because the dude wrote it to another dude.
Whether he meant it disrespectfully or not, that's subjective. Probably there's lots of dick pics, obviously, or if you have a dick pic, right? But I totally agree with the fact that people are amazed when certain people that don't fit their kind of what an attractive person is actually attracts people. And I think what's awesome about the lifestyles, we're starting to find more and more that people, sure, attractive is attractive.
Sexy people are hot, sexy people. To deny that for most people is just denial. It's just that. But I think it's kind of cool that we are seeing more and more in our lifestyle, that people are, that if you are a good person, that if you are a respectful person, if you hold yourself in a certain way, that that is also attractive.
And in some cases, it's worth overlooking. You know, some of the external thoughts. It's not just overlooking. It can transform the way someone looks to somebody else.
Haven't I heard this from you several times where people are always asking you, how do you get all these girls to play with? Exactly. It's because I'm a pimp. Sure.
It's not what you say to me. Oh my God. Wow, you know women, Boogie. I mean, you talk a lot of shit on this show, but I know you respect women because, hey, you hate all men.
That's true. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, and you've spent the majority of your life learning how to interact with women and you treat them with respect. And you end up with people who really do find you as a really great lover, great play partner and great friend. So I mean, I think you're doing it right.
And if more people took that to heart, and if they did the, look past the fucking Domi-Domb bullshit of I'm gonna fucking Dom this bitch. First of all, if anyone fucking tries to get my submission by calling me a bitch to start off, they're gonna get my foot up their ass. Not gonna work, huh? No.
So if you want women who are actually going to have a good interaction, treat them right. I think with a lot of guys, you know, because once again, how much social program, I'm not gonna get into who started the chicken or the egg. The bottom line is, is there is a lot of men who, just that term, if that term was, how do you get so many bitches, is indicative of that personality that says women are a thing to possess. And that right there is what most women don't want.
They want to be possessed, but they don't want to be, they want to be objectified, but they want to be objectified, but they also want to be respected and treated like a person that you actually give a fuck about them and their thoughts are feeling. There's also a big difference between being objectified by a lover in a certain controlled situation, versus a stranger who just sees you as a piece of fucking meat. Yeah, it doesn't work for men or women. I mean, we have female dominance that completely fail at getting male submisses if that's what they want.
It really comes down to, at a certain point, people just want to feel like you acknowledge them. And that's since I have really focused on trying to do that, not only have all my relationships, leaps and bounds, more interesting, more engaging and more fulfilling, besides the great sex, I become better at it. Yeah, and the post is actually a title, I forgot to say it's entitled Respect. And that kind of stuff, in my opinion, it shines through.
I think when men ask that question of others and they want to know what their secret is, what they're looking for is a kind of paint by numbers. Here's the procedure, you do this, you call them this and you get this result. You buy a BMW, you wear this clothes, you put an ax-colon, and they're thinking if I do everything on the outside in the appearance, then I will get the same. But these men, unfortunately, these women, anybody who's asking this question, they do not realize that you can't fake what's inside and what's inside it's what's shining through.
Your integrity, your respect for people, they don't, I don't get a lot bigger. Yeah, I'm all of a sudden waiting, like both of us are talking about the complimenting being in a segment and I'm like, I know it makes you nervous. I'm waiting for a fucking shoe, that's all I can tell you. You're waiting for a tampon to be real.
I see she's grabbing the shoe, I know you're gonna fucking. In all, all craziness aside, you do have a lot of respect for people and that authenticity comes through and it shows. Men like to think that they're these close books and what they feel inside, nobody knows, they're actions that they have to model to make sure to get what you want. You are not close books, you are open books and that kind of shit, women can see, anybody can see that.
So it's not that it doesn't matter whether somebody looks like it's that when that kind of integrity and authenticity shines through, it transforms the way that person looks to you. So be real. Yeah, exactly. So be real even with your character defects.
And I know that's why so many people I hear talk about Cathy and how much they love Cathy. It's fucking true and I know you roll your goddamn eyes, you half loser. Well, you know what tampon at me. That's true, but it's a trash tampon.
I know. God Jesus Christ. But I think the fact, and I hope you start seeing that too, that so many people like really admire you because of your authenticity. And I think it really comes down to that over and over that attraction means to draw someone to you.
So if someone is really sick and you're really sick, okay, sick and attract sick, but if you want somebody of a higher caliber, you have to put out that attractive, higher caliber of personality to attract the type of people that you want. And also I will say in this lifestyle, there are different things that people are gonna be attracted to. I think maybe the person who wrote the, where how do you get all these bitches, maybe coming from a very different standpoint, whereas in the community a lot of times, you have to look at that like the dynamics too. There's chemistry, there's skill levels, there's what this person has to offer.
I mean, the daddy in the situation is a daddy of multiple girls. So it's like these are women who are looking for this type of relationship as well. So it's much more than just how do you get all the bitches? It's what do you have to offer?
Are you confident? Do you have any kind of charisma, stuff like that? It's knowing what you have owning that shit and being respectful. I like that, the owning it.
Because when I didn't own it, and when I was always trying to be something else, didn't get dates to say my fucking life, sat and fucking jerked off playing computer games. But when I started owning myself good, bad, and indifferent, and those character defects and saying, this is who I am and this is what I have to offer, my relationships all started becoming more real. Not working, huh? I'm half a loser.
I own it. The other half of me is great. You just watch Dick is coming now, Kathy. Dick and that.
I want to know where my bitches are. Where's the bitches? Look, Mark has been dying to fucking go on your Mal Mal for like a year now. Oh, stop it.
And you push her away. Isn't that right? Good puppy, that's right. Hold out, that was a very good post from 18.
That was a great post. All right, oh, look at puppy. Who's a good puppy? Who's puppy?
You want to get another tampon? No, no. Go get another tampon. Here, wait, no, no.
I'm going to have a bag. Did I throw away that thing? I was like, oh, put it in your tits. Put it in your tits.
Hang on a sec. And go get the tampon. Oh, that looks good. Oh, wow.
She even got a bite. Who's a good girl? Put it down here. Who's a good girl?
No. Give it to me. Oh, that's a good girl. Come on.
No, I'm thinking. You're going to get a new paper to the slouch. Oh, my god. You do.
Did you forget that Kathy does puppy training as well? I do puppy play. I know. That's what makes this fun.
Where's my side? I find no, no, I brought my square bottle. There is your chance to catch us on guard. A body wind marries up with a dam.
Grow animals move right down. And we'll give you an answer on our call. This is the segment where we're very uncomfortable. And our listeners sending questions.
Any question, try to fuck with us. Ask us the most vulnerable fuck-up question you think you can ask. And we will have an answer. I feel like that wasn't originally what this was.
No, that's what I mean. I'm just saying. You got to give them what their limits are. And then we have the right to tell them to fuck off.
If it's too personal, I will probably answer it. Which I have answered some shit that I might look at back on. If I go in and delete that show. Well, no.
How many people actually downloaded it and will just re-upload it pervertive podcast listeners? So what do we got? Ask us some questions from our pervertive podcast listeners. Number one, Princess asks, what happened to Fi?
But you take this one. Well, now that we're on show 70, a lot of people just start. I think we've talked about this before. A lot of people start because podcast people are a straight group.
You start at the front. They start at the beginning. They don't just jump in. So a lot of people every week, new people are joining and checking us out.
And they started to show one and they worked their way up. Well, at show 17 was the first show after Fi had left. She had a big job and things that were going on in her life. And she couldn't continue with the podcast.
She's doing fantastic. She's still here. I saw her in the other night. She's still a giant slut and plays great and has a good time.
And so Fi is around. But yeah, she just stepped away from the show to do her life stuff. And so she's doing great. Real like how so?
And I have to explain this to people literally every week. Because you know, when they get to show 16, and then they get to the Bigfoot episode, which was an incredible episode. And Bigfoot will come one day. Wasn't it?
It will. It will. It will. It will.
Then you know, you're going to tell people what. We should probably just put it somewhere. Fi's around. She's OK.
She's doing great. We're on show 70 now. It's been a year over here. Over here.
All right. Second question is from Sirin Soren's direction, which is an odd one. Ask, is it OK if my sub wears pajamas out of the house if she's going to grab something from the store? Well, I don't think I ever heard such an odd question for us every day.
You can not describe. I joined a forum where our uniform is pajamas. No. Those are rugs.
They are pajamas. They're pajamas. I literally joined a field of employment. Pajama.
Where we wear pajamas. With degrees. With the Genc degrees. Yeah.
I also just wear jammies in general. I mean, it's one step away from yoga pants. Fuck off. Well, it's, you know, when somebody would wear just a bra out in public, you get arrested.
But if somebody, well, then you get looked at real funny, like, but if you were wearing a bikini top, people would be like, oh, it's summer and she just wants to say. But it's 54 degrees. These are pajamas and they're flannel or softer fleece or whatever. It doesn't mean I don't have.
I've seen people do it and I always go, what the fuck? But it's not a big deal. If it's part of his protocol that she has a certain style that she has to wear out that's different. Yes.
But if she just like wants to go get her shit, then he doesn't know, like, I don't understand this question. Well, part of my protocol with Mark is that she wears pajamas out in public because she has experiences where people have kind of shamed her a little bit for wanting to wear pajamas. And my point of view is, you know, time in a place for everything. There's times where you dress up and have fun and feel good.
But other than that, I prefer people I'm with to be comfortable. And if they're comfortable with pajamas, go on to Target, who really cares? Like what beauty contest do I have to earn in Target? You know, as long as they're, you know, I don't care if you need pajamas, whatever.
I mean, a nighty if you're, you know, there's children around and your cooch is fucking hanging out and you're fucking playing with it in Target. Obviously that's not, you know, that could be a problem. I think we've gone to a different level. I would go to Target.
You know what? We have a chain store at her called Target and in the States and, and, and Abyss lives there. And it's during the day, it's like all fucking milfs. It's literally during the day, all fucking milfs.
Like I used to go to Target at like 10 30 in the morning and just kind of like shop and look around and it's just all fucking hot, slutty milfs. It's fucking great. I don't know what it is, but just moms and, you know, moms. How do you go for pajamas to nil set targets?
I don't know if I can tell you these what. No, I mean, it's, it's whatever you guys are comfortable within your dynamic. Beatty pajamas, mandatory. Okay, good question.
Also grow a pair. So far, so far I feel just completely accidentally challenged in my life. This is actually quite personal, but so far. King72 asks, have any of the hosts been hurt physically on accident during a scene?
Yeah. Yeah. Maybe a medical emergency command. Thank God Mark can't talk.
Yeah. Go. Oh, hey, I'm gonna hit you with this cane. Shut up.
I'm gonna drop this knife. I'm gonna. No, no, no. I'll speak on behalf of it.
No, I didn't drop a knife on it. No, I flicked open a large knife that I got from fee because it's feasfall. Goddamn it. We're gonna talk about fee.
So it has a really long blade and it's kind of a flick up blade. And you know, I was flicking it and I just, I she, you know, we got too close and I just went and I flicked the knife over and just the tip cut around the neck and started bleeding. And as the uber dumb that I instantly made like it was intentional and started sucking the blood out and it turned into this whole hot fucking sex scene and it was fucking hot. And I'm just like, yeah, I meant to do that.
All right. All right. And afterwards she's like, am I, am I bleeding? No, it's just the neck.
It's cool. Or when you can't her behind her knee. Okay, I'm glad that we're showing my times. And then when you hurt abyss with a labia medical emergency where it gets clipped.
Wasn't it a couple of times? Yes. He isn't in my labia couple of times. I'm a safe player.
Then you start to ginger at both of us has made them cry and running back. I didn't cry. That was fine. And either did Mark.
She was a, she was a trooper. I don't believe I mean, I never. Are you a trooper? She's out of your lip.
She's like, Oh my God. Oh my God. Okay. So why am I the only one answering this?
Because I haven't. Have you ever been hurt? Bogad. Bogad marks.
I don't really do that. My body just basically tells me when to back off. Kind of had no choice but to follow what my body says. You're just a goddess.
You're just so awesome. Oh wow. Where did that happen? You don't hurt anybody.
I have goddess. Thank you. Have you heard someone? Urban hurt?
Dixie. What? Talking to the microphone. Why are we talking to us?
If you want to say something, there's a microphone. What were you going to ask? Mark wanted to say that book. He didn't answer the question.
What have you ever been hurt? I have arthritis in my back. I hurt every fucking second. Oh, on accident.
Every physically on accident. I'm sure whack myself. I have with bloggers. Or actually a can yourself too.
Oh, yeah. I have sliced my dick with a pack of stream of condoms. I have a ton of gloves. That was hilarious.